Hello little miss perfect you're like the role model for every girl
Its like we have to follow whatever you do its like you own this world
You sound as though you've been here since nineteen sixty-three
Puts the blame on someone else and you'll be running scot-free
You will smile whenever you like or make life difficult for others
Do whatever you want to me, do I look like I even bother?
No other girls can look better than you because you have no resistance
Thunder thighs and short skirts doesn't belong to the same sentence

And you may sound good enough to make trival matters matter
'scuse me for a second, can I just ask, who made you Madonna?

Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Texted facsimile in black and white could come in so many ways
Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
There's nothing written in black and white so what can you say?

You can try but you can never outdo me because you ain't what you are
Now the truth prevails I don't even care you're some kind of superstar
You're hardly good enough to stand here and make a fool of yourself
The slapstick show's over and there's nothing left for you to tell

And you do all that way you want to, make a mess of this terror
'scuse me for a second, can I just ask, who made you Madonna?

Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Texted facsimile in black and white could come in so many ways
Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
There's nothing written in black and white so what can you say?

Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Its not like you have a couple of millions you may have you say
Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Playing bedtime stories wouldn't help you even if she had her way

If you're Madonna then I'd be Dusty Springfield with smoking cane in between my lips
Living next to Guy Ritchie and be shagging his brains out to make your life miserable

Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Texted facsimile in black and white could come in so many ways
Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
There's nothing written in black and white so what can you say?

Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Its not like you have a couple of millions you may have you say
Who made you Madonna for the last three hundred and sixty five days?
Playing bedtime stories wouldn't help you even if she had her way

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