The Disclaimer
This is an internet newsletter based off of real life events. However, most of this news has been altered. So basically, DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!!!
The Statesman may contain language not appropriate for all readers. Articles in the Statesman may be offensive to some readers. The intent is not to be offensive but funny, however, the staff does realize that inappropriate articles and language may not be humorous to all. For this reason, the Statesman publicly apologizes for any harm done by these words.
This newsletter is heavily based on my personal opinion. I do not want to hear yours so do not send me emails telling me that I am completely wrong. Chances are that I know I am wrong that is why I am printing it. Also critics that send me email will be published in the newsletter so I can make fun of them and their stupid remarks.
This Newsletter does not represent the beliefs of any animal organization, group, or cause. It simply represents my beliefs, the editor. And as an added addition, it also represents the views of some of my readers.