The Unwanted Statesman

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After a week full of interesting facts and photos, it is time to reflect and wonder, "What the hell were they thinking."

We have defense budget of over 3 trillion dollars. We have a fully equiped airplane for the President and his staff. We have a 9 billion dollar piece of junk floating in space. You'd think we would be able to come up with an easier way of pooper scooping.

"There was a fat black man with no teeth following me a few seconds ago. Now, where did he go."

Chistmas presents: $1,500
Diapers: $4,000
Welfare Check: $80,000
Being able to have 4 wives and reproduce like rabbits: Priceless

Look, It's a Reverse Political Oreo.

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What in the hell are you looking at?

"Damn, I knew that 3,000 page report on Oklahoma would come back to bite me in the ass."

Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck! Woooo!

"So, what's your sign? Is that a mirror in your pocket? You know, that dress would look really nice on the floor of my million dollar hotel in Vegas. Do I make you horny?"

Realizing that car bombs and grenades were not working, this Palestinian decided to settle the Israeli-Palestinian conflict with a good old fashioned chicken fight.

Finding students that want to learn long division is so hard these days.

Something about this picture seems very disturbing. When I find out what it is, I'll let you know.

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