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with a photographer in the bush
![]() | We have defense budget of over 3 trillion dollars. We have a fully equiped airplane for the President and his staff. We have a 9 billion dollar piece of junk floating in space. You'd think we would be able to come up with an easier way of pooper scooping. |
![]() | "There was a fat black man with no teeth following me a few seconds ago. Now, where did he go." |
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Chistmas presents: $1,500 Diapers: $4,000 Welfare Check: $80,000 Being able to have 4 wives and reproduce like rabbits: Priceless |
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Look, It's a Reverse Political Oreo. Back to the Statesman |
| What in the hell are you looking at? |
| "Damn, I knew that 3,000 page report on Oklahoma would come back to bite me in the ass." |
| Nyuck! Nyuck! Nyuck! Woooo! |
| "So, what's your sign? Is that a mirror in your pocket? You know, that dress would look really nice on the floor of my million dollar hotel in Vegas. Do I make you horny?" |
| Realizing that car bombs and grenades were not working, this Palestinian decided to settle the Israeli-Palestinian conflict with a good old fashioned chicken fight. |
| Finding students that want to learn long division is so hard these days. |
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Something about this picture seems very disturbing. When I find out what it is, I'll let you know. |