Crossing Jordan
“Do you mind?”
“Doing the honours? NO problem.”
– FBI/Jordan
“Can’t you see the boot print on my ass that says FBI?”
– Jordan
“What’s your sign?”
“I have several; danger, keep out, no trespassing”
– Nigel/Jordan
“I can express that in mathematical terms as didly over squat”
– Jordan
“Bring it on G-man”
“Your cranky when you don’t get enough sleep”
– Jordan / FBI agent
“Stomach contents anyone?”
– Jordan
“You certainly took your sweet ass time getting here”
“Ease off the caffeine killer”
– Jordan / Reporter
“I am really sorry about bailing on you this morning, I do everything hit and run”
– Jordan
“Interesting tactic you used tonight, stupid but interesting”
– FBI agent
“I’m sorry I though you were a killer”
“Oh that don’t worry about that, it happens all the time”
– Jordan/ Agent
“This has been passed down for thousands of generations”
“Along with some really disturbing genetic material”
– Nigel/Bug
“I’ve been pulled over three times”
“That’s not surprise Bug, I’ve driven with you”
– Bug/Jordan
“And the next time you show up in my morgue, you better be wearing a toe tag”
– Jordan
“You are my friend and my college, you are not my lover so get on the back of the bike there’s a sweetheart”
– Nigel
“Whatever that guy is on, I want some”
– Jordan
“cause and effect”
“cause – heart attack, effect – death”
– Garret/ Bug
“You’re like a Mulder and Scully but reversed.. I love that show”
– Woody
“Oh your reading now, that’s a new trick”
–Jordan
“Forensic Irony is the sweetest”
– Nigel
“I think I have intimacy issues”
“That’s a startling revelation”
– Jordan/Garret
“Then you mush consume of party failure contingency plan B”
– Nigel
“A warrior princess’s work is never done”
– Jordan
“I know you Jordan when you become monosyllabic, I know there’s trouble.”
– Max
“Bless me father for I have sinned, it’s been about er… 14 years since my last confession”
– Jordan
“God’s thrown a few roadblocks in my way especially since he stole my first love from me”
– Jordan
“We have to put in a test tube”
“Where do we get them?”
“We don’t have any, this is a morgue”
– Garret/Abby
“I lost my faith when I saw my mom dead on the living room floor”
– Jordan
“It’s not just your life, you don’t live in a case”
– Jordan
“It’s a great big old universe out there”
“You don’t have anything to add to that?”
“No for once in my life, I’m good”
– Jordan / Garret
“Bar wench in the only liquor-less Irish bar in the city, hey maybe we can hold AA meetings here”
– Jordan
“One thing you might want to remember, with me it’s always personal”
– Jordan
“I always remember you as a low tech gal”
“That was before I got the toys”
– Cop/ Jordan
“A life and death emergency without the life and emergency”
–Trey’s Dad
“TV crew for an autopsy show? Who watches and autopsy show?”
– Jordan
“I hope it was painless”
“She was sedated and smothered”
“Sounds like it was”
– Doctor/Jordan
“You might not have noticed but I’m from a small town”
“You, really?”
“Yeah hard to believe I know”
– Woody/Jordan
“My cologne finally got to you”
“That’s what that was”
– Woody/Jordan
“Milk and heroine, that’s the breakfast for champions right?”
– Jordan
“okay.. A. it’s not alive, and B. I’m not a vet”
– Bugs
“[Dogs] inspire longevity and good health, as part of a nutritious breakfast”
– Bugs
“She actually offered me the baby for a fix”
“What did you do?”
“What the hell am I going to do with a baby?”
–Dealer/ Jordan
“Sweet country innocence, sparkling blue eyes”
“I would chew him up and spit him out”
“Sounds life fun”
– Nigel/Jordan
“Jordan’s got a boyfriend”
“Want to hurry up and pull my pigtail, I’ve got cheerleading practice”
–Nigel/ Jordan
“I spoke to Garret”
“Word is they heard you downstairs”
– Jordan/Lily
“Don’t worry the venom takes time to recharge”
–Jordan
“When did everything get so difficult?”
“When you started dating two women”
– Garret/Jordan
“Bug your not going to do something gross are you?”
“Yeah”
“Awesome”
–Jordan / Bug
“Language immersion, one semester abroad, his name was Palo”
–Jordan
“On your knees”
“Too easy”
– Jordan/Trey
“I wasn’t running from you, I was running from commitment”
–Jordan
“I always was a sucker for a guy flying out of my life the next morning, you are flying out tomorrow right?”
–Jordan
“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges”
–Jordan
“Take a few bucks off for blood stains and you got yourself some nifty bargains”
–Nigel
“You don’t have a will? You’re a ME for godsakes”
“A young ME”
–Garret/Jordan
“Don’t thank me yet, I just want to see if your hands move as well as your mouth”
– Doctor
“Until his condition is reversible”
“His condition is dead”
–Hummer/ Nigel
“The only way I could get rid of the ghost of Christmas yet to come”
-Bug
“Check out the rookie slinging the lingo”
– Doctor
“You might want to tread lightly”
“I’ve tried that, not I’m strapping on the stilettos”
– Bug/Lily
“Try sucking on the tail pipe of a Buick”
“I tried it once, smeared my lipstick”
– Garret/Jordan
“Bring on the marmalade he’s already toast”
–Bug
“Vitals are good, blood pressure is zero over zero”
–Nigel
“I’ve hit a professional low, surgery on a corpse”
–Bug
“I paid for medical school ,did you miss the day they told you not to mix sleeping pills and alcohol?”
–Max
“I got a C in chemistry and my lunch is getting cold could we get to the point?”
–Woody
“Woodrow, J.Cav”
–Nigel
“Let me go with you”
“You don’t even know what it is”
“I’m willing to take that chance”
“I’m not, you have to let me go”
– Woody/ Jordan
“Don’t beat yourself up Garret, I’m not worth it”
“That’s the difference between you and me is I always though you were”
– Jordan/ Garret
“I though we were getting to know each other”
“Something’s you just can’t know”
–Woody/ Jordan