QUOTES
Pilot
"Being with you is like being in a fog bank, your right in the middle of something but have no idea where you are"
- [Max's Original Boyfriend]
"If he's the side of beef, he'll be fine, just give him a minute"
- Max
"Kendra, this is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast. Not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more. Stay away from the bike, okay?"
-Max
"Your a thief?, thank god"
"That's the first time I've heard that one."
"Well, we were expecting someone."
"and I take it, it wasn't the pizza delivery guy"
-Logan/Max
"Do guys actually believe we feel sorry for them"
-Original Cindy
"oh, Xena's on"
-Original Cindy
"Can we fo somewhere and talk"
"Let me get my jacket"
"the one your wearing?"
-Logan/Max
"The rich people who redecorate the house to match the cat"
-Max
"That was an amazing display of athletsism, to amazing, wanna tell me how....."[she's gone]
-Logan
"Girls Kick ass, it says so on the t-shirt"
-Max
"Then you dive head first out the window like Rocky the flying squril"
-Logan
"Did you see that one guy?"
"shut up"
-Sketchy/Max
"Who are you?"
"You gonna put me on your Christmas card list?"
-bad guy/Max
"What you do with her after I blaze doesn't keep me awake at night"
- Max
"Your so stupid the word special comes to mind"
- Max
"I would have come sooner, but I didn't"
-Max
"I'm not it any pain, the good and bad news of a blown out spine"
-Logan
"Now he figures I'll go and do the right thing, cause I owe him, like I care"
-Max
Heat
"Gimme hot boy over there & his friend is kinda working it for me too and the brother in the corner is just breaking my heart"
-Max
"You got an itch, you scratch"
"Max?"
"I'm scratching kay?"
- Cindy/Kendra/Max
"I gotta blaze, it's been fun, maybe we can kick it sometime"
-Max
"It was just a strange and beautiful dream"
-Cindy
"Kendra was right, I am in heat or something like that, all because they spiced up that genetic cocktail called me with a dash of feline DNA. So I can jump 15 feet of razor wire and take out a 250 pound line backer with my thumb and index finger, which makes me an awsome killing machine and a hoot at parties, but it also means that 3 times a year I'm climbing the walls looking for some action."
-Max
"Thank god the worst is over, as long as I can spend the next 12 hours without doing something I'm going to regret....."
-Max
"Stick a fork in you boy, your done"
-Bling
"It's amazing what happens when you stick 3 dirtbags in a room and money disappears, tempers flare, guns are drawn, and 3 dead dirtbags"
-Max
"God, Logan looked hot when your given the givens, but don't even go there Max your life is complicated enough. Last call for alcohol isn't for another hour so am I gonna go home & be a good girl or......"
-Max
"You seriously lofted Gillian from last night?"
-Cindy
"My remaning days are numbered, a brief night..."
"a brief night? gloomy I like it"
-Kendra/Max
"Max"
"Eric"
"Don't you think maybe some lights?"
"I can see in the dark."
"oh"
-Eric/Max
"It's recently been brought to my attention, that I don't have very much paticence, and what little I do have is now gone"
-Max
"Do you have an Uncle?" "Absolutely"
"Does he work for sector police?" "Yes!"
"What does he do?" "Well if there's a mess he's in charge of cleaning it up"
"like internal affairs?" "More like janitorial.."
-Max/Eric
"I don't sleep. My pager, my keys, you lose them your dead!"
-Max
"Believe me he would,... and will that's why we have to get out of here now."
-Max
"Why are you doing this?"
"You saved my life once, I'm returning the favour"
-Hannah/Max
"You saved my life and gave me a case of motor oil I can honestly say no man has done so much!"
"I gotta ask you, was the other night as good for you as it was for me?"
"Eric, you're the man"
-Max/Eric
"He's not my boyfriend"
"You two break up?
"We were never together"
"It's not like you owe me an explaination or anything"
"I know"
-Max/Logan
"Have you ever been up on the space needle?"
"No and its not on my list of things to do"
"How come?"
"Actually I've always been terrified of heights"
"Really?" "really"
"Well were just going to have to do something about that."
-Max/Logan
"So now I know I had a mother who loved me, not like that changes anything in my life, only it changes everything"
-Max
Flushed
"As far as interventions go, that was a home run"
-Cindy
"Shoe guy? Cute!"
"You won't think so when he's shooting at you"
-Max/[the guy from prison]
"That's a problem cause we are here and she's in there"
"Well we have got to get these to her or she's going to die"
-Cindy/Logan
"Damm girl what's in those pills?"
"Spinich"
-Cindy/Max
"I broke your lock - sorry"
-Max
"Well, well well, so far your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses as to why you are strolling in here at the crack of noon. You had a dental emergency, your aunt died, gain. And my personal favorite from this idiot you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft! Would you like to further insult my intelligence?"
"I overslept."
-Normal/Max
"Bottom line that SOB got what he deserved, he wnet splat"
-Cindy
"You've got a thing for this girl don't you?"
"Why does everyone keep saying that?"
Bling/ Logan
"Forget Maria, I'm living with them"
-Max
"I always knew that underneath that bio-engineered, military-issue-armor-plating there was a beating heart."
"Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the defense of widows, small children and lost animals."
"You could be field commander."
"I think not."
-Logan/Max
"You know you were much sweeter when you weren't felling well"
"The bitch is back"
-Logan/Max
C.R.E.A.M
"Gotta blaze....hey Logan me hitting you back"
-Max
"What the hell was that?"
"It looked like a girl"
-two gaurds [about Max]
"Maybe I should talk to these guys"
"Followed by some very fast running"
-Sketchy/Cindy
"I do seem to be putting you in harms way lately"
"ta yeah"
-Logan/Max
"It's a kick or be kicked in the ass world out there"
"Now kicking ass i have no problem with"
-Logan/Max
"Someone's been eating french fries cause these cards are all greasy kinda like my ex. but we woun't get into that"
-Max
"Cool wit you?"
-Max
"We live with our parents, they worry"
-Max
"hello?" "Believe!"
-Cindy/Max
"You don't play well with others."
"I was home schooled"
-[mob boss]/Max
"Your parents must have been terrorists cause you guys are the bomb"
-Sketchy
"You have my condolences, thought you could use them as kindling or something"
-Max
"Cream, baby, Cream; Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Cream it's the world we live in"
-Cindy
"Funny guy Logan, so many rules, but maybe I'll pick a birthday, he's right something to celebrate in the brutal world, what about April Fool's day, no my like is already a joke. Yesterday, I was born yesterday and the best part is I have a whole year not to worry about it."
-Max
411 on the DL
"Then there are those nights that just plain suck"
-Max
"I let everything that is loud and anoying in the world roll off my back like water, but this is my motorcycle"
-Max
"If your desperate and male prostitution is out talk to him"
-Sketchy [about a job at the Jam Pony]
"I don't remember agreeing to foot the bill for you getting yourself killed"
-Logan
"They did a good job on you Max, you turned out all right"
-Zach
"I was pissed off at you for about 10 mins, you know shoot the messanger"
-Logan
"You hungry? I got food in the kitchen"
"Not hungry" "me either"
"What time is it?" "Late"
"You can crash here, in the guest room" "not tired" "me either"
"Wanna take a spin in the park?" "It's raining!"
"I don't mind" "me either"
-Logan/Max
Prodigy
"I think I twisted it"[her ankel]
"Here"[as in let me help you]
"You're such a gentleman, to bad I'm not a lady"[she throws him down the stairs]
-Max/guy
"Just looking after my meal ticket, how many guys do you know that can cook and save the world"
-Max
"Life good, Murder bad"
-Logan
"[He] knows if this barcode has an expiration date and I am not going to let that secret die with him"
-Max
Cold Comfort
"Either back off, or pitch in!"
-Max [to Zach]
"For the record, I don't like this" &bnsp "noted"
-Zach/max
"One more move and you become and organ donor"
-Max
"How'd you end it with Zach?"
"He grunted something that sounded like goodbye and as he dissapeared into the night."
"You should cut him some slack, he probably had a bad childhood"
"You know what's buggin' me though?, he got Lydecker's ride; tinted windows, class 2 armour, he probably drove it off a bridge, so they couldn't dust for prints, he is so obessive."
"You need to be more careful yourself, beacuse now Lydecer knows what you look like........"
-Logan/Max
Blah, Blah, Woof, Woof
"Oh I forgot. No fun for Logan Cale. World's coming to
an end. Fight the power. Protect the downtrodden. Blah blah woof woof... See ya!"
-Max
"I can't help it Max, your da bomb"
"Ka Boom" [she knees him]
-Peeper/Max
"It is her, man....." "Boo"
-[kids]/Max
"We have a confirmed sighting"
"How confirmed?"
"She just took out a police officer without breaking a sweat"
-Officer/Lydecker
"Shouldn't leave your window open if you don't want visitors"
"So I've been told"
-Zach/Logan
"All set?"
"Would I have come back if everything wasn't all set?"
"It's a figure of speech"
-Logan/Zach
"It's showtime"
-Max
"We used to play this game all the time at Manticore: Escape and avaid"
"You were always good at it"
-Max/Zach
"I'd wish you luck but.... he's a fun guy"
-Logan [to then about Zach]
"I have to go back. Someone has to watch out for the downtrodden. Blah blah woof woof, right?"
-Logan
"If you die on me, I'll kick your ass"
-Max
"Where the fire truck is Max?"
-Normal
"You were napping so I ate your lunch"
-Max
"He cares about you and I don't mean like a brother"
-Logan [about Zach]
"You know, about what happened.."
"After the car"
"Yeah, I was real emtional with all that was going on."
"I know"
"It's not like"
"Me either"
"I mean"
"Exactly"
"So as long as that's clear"
"I'm glad we talked about it"
"me too,........See ya"
"later"
-Max/Logan
"Don't bust my chops Normal, I might snap and kill again"
-Max
"He always said, he'd rather die then go back to Manticore, maybe I'm conning myself, maybe I just know what Zach is capeable of, but I can't help feeling that he survived, that he's out there. So here I am back in this broken city and as long as I'm here, he'll always know wher to find me"
-Max
Out
"I can't take this"
"I just watched you tare apart and rebuild a motorcycle in 2 hours"
"Different skill set"
-Max/Kendra
"We don't have that kind of relationship........yet"
-Max [on Logan]
"Don't even THINK about speaking to me"
-Max
"How 'bout a new quid pro quo, you don't call me, I won't call you"
-Max
"When some girls don't eat dinner, they get cranky"
-Logan
"Lets Bounce"
-Max
"What are you going to do?"
"What I always do, make it up as I go along."
-Bling/Max
"Don't hold up the war on my account.."
"The world will still be broken in the morning"
-Max/Logan
Red
"Then guys want to do this weird cuddle thing"
-Max
"I was in heaven till you called and broght me back to earth with all this urgent talk"
"Are you in the bath?"
-Max/Logan
"You were going to get greased, and we didn't want you dead."
"Speak for yourself"
-Logan/Max
"I did this?"
"yeah"
"nothing personal"
-Bruno/Logan
"You got a thing for tying up guys don't ya.."
"I save it all for you"
-Bruno/Max
"We are all adults I think we share"
"Yeah right"
"You can get the middle, I'll get the top"
"No you get the floor, the honeymoon is over"
-Bruno/Max
"You think I'm dumb huh?"
"Do you really want me to answer that?"
-Bruno/Max
"That's why I got myself one kick as bodygaurd"
-Logan
"Oh my god,"
"Is that a question"
-Bling/Logan
"I need to get my ass kicked every once and a while it keeps me real."
-MAx
"These guys aren't going away"
"There kinda pesky like that"
"Max"
"You don't need to tell me to be afraid, I'm already there"
-Logan/Max
Art Attack
"Are you looking at me?"
"With both eyes"
-Bad Guy/Sketchy
"You clean up nice"
"You do too.."
-Logan /Max
"I'm no good with pulic speaking"
"You deliver cable hacks to millions of people"
-Logan/Max
"See that's what I don't get how do you promise to love someone forever"
-Max
"You have a wife and a child and you were about to take a header into the no parking zone" [wap - she hits him]
-Max
"911, delivery for Jam Pony"
- Original Cindy
"Marriage is an act of deseration, daring, I ment daring"
-Logan
"So what's the dealion with the boquet?"
"Whoever catches it is suppose to be the next married to the many of her dreams. Some kind of bent herterosexual thing."
-Max/O.C.
"You wind up in a momo with your play things"
-Max
"See that girl over there? That's Logan's ex."
"I got your back boo"
-Max/O.C.
"The way she was haning with Original Cindy may be a clue"
-Logan
"Genetically engineered pick pocket"
-Max
Rising
"Tell me this ins't happening"
-Max [to Kendra on her hooking up with the cop]
"And he has a wife as I remember"
"Which is why I kept it plutonic till his wife took off with a kind on a skateboard"
-Max/Kendra
"He's not my squeeze."
"Is he kickin it with someone else?"
-Max/Cindy
"Original Cindy got you covered like makeup on a drag queen"
-Original Cindy
"Trying to make a living and kicking it with my homegirl"
-Max
"Yeah there's always tomrrow but Logan and I were about to face stuff we had never delt with, funny how you can be scared of some things, and it looked like tomrrow we were going to have to."
-Max
The Kidz are Aiight
"Backoff or I'm gonna put a smack-down on yea"
-Original Cindy
"Chicken tar tar"
"That is soo worng"[phone rings]
"Can you get that for me?"
"Yeah, uh turn the oven on"
-Logan/Max
"Max?"
"Zach?"
"I need you"
-Zach/Max
"Don't get me wrong, no one is glader than me your on your feet, but reality check, I can still kick your ass"
-Max
"It's different with you, I mean how could I forget a single thing about you? How could I?"
- Zach
"I'm talking about maricle boy over there"
-Zach
"Don't bother, I said don't bother"
"Take care baby sis"
-Zach/Tinga
"I guess this makes us even"
"I guess, let hope maricles come in twos cause you are going to need another to stay alive"
-Max/Zach
"Guess I shouldn't be surprised, it's like I said Zach's pretty good at covering his tracks, I guess I just didn't think he's ever cover them for me. Logan's pretty good at covering his tracks too. Maybe it's just me, maybe it's something in the way I'm made that turns people away. All I know is, it was a lot easier when I just didn't give a damn."
-Max
Female Trouble
"Guess he sold it"
"Sold it?? Later"
"Thanks for the tickets"
"no problem"
-Bling/Max
"Whatever you say boo, I'm lofting"
-Cindy
"Someone who kept you from being killed but that still could happen I haven't decided yet"
-Max
"Her own transgenetic gardian Angel"
-Max
"X-5's don't just roll oever without a fight, what's wrong with her?"
"She's pregnent"
-Max/Doctor
"We'll agree to disagree on that"
"I got to tell ya I don't like this"
"Dully noted"
-Max/Logan
"Adriana you just bought yourself a whole lot of birthdays"
-Lydecker
"Getting knocked up is a real career ender back at Manticore"
-Max
"Here, hot run, Great I'm talking to myself"
- Normal
"Logan, I though, I was soo scared, the ambulance"
-Max
"Lemme know if it's a boy of a girl"
"Either way the name's going to be Max"
-Max/Jace
"When I think of everything that's happened the good, the bad, and everything in between, nevermind I won't think about it, it will just give me a headache. And Donald Lydecker you can kiss my genetically engineered ass! To Zach, Bryn, Honnie, Jace, Happy Anniverery Kids, and a baby named after me, that's awesome!"
-Max