What to Bring to your Dorm Room


1. Superglue: This comes in handy all the time.

2. Febreez: This stuff takes the smell out of anything.

3. Duct Tape: This will fix anything.. from leaks to hemlines.

4. A towel you hate: People will spill all manner of foul and disgusting crap on your door, and it also comes in handy for blocking up the crack under the door.

5. An ashtray: Even if you don’t smoke, you WILL have people partying in your room who do, and it will get nasty

6. All the stuff they tell you not to bring: Coffee maker, microwave, kettle, hotplate, etc. The food at college sucks. Anything to ease your pain is good.

7. Cards: Almost all drinking games need cards. So do you.

8. A hockey bag: This is the best way to sneak booze into the dorm in any quantity.

9. Power drill / power screwdriver: This won’t come in handy that often, but when you need it, no one will have one.

10. Dice: These are also good for drinking. If your dorm has a ping pong table or if you can get a large piece of plywood, it’s time for beer die.

Complied with help cause while I spent lots of time in the dorms and at dorm parties.. I never actuallly had to live there...