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2878 Jimmie carried the following excuse to the teacher the next morning: "Please excuse Jimmie from being absent. He had a new baby brother. It was not his fault."

2883 Nurse-"Well , Bobby, u have a new baby brother for a Christmas present." Bobby-"Oh zowie! May I be the first to tell Mom

2905 A little girl said there was new baby at her house. "Has the baby come to stay?" she was asked. "I think so," she said, "he's taken all his things off."

2097 "What is ur new brother's name?" Little Jane-"I don't know yet. We can't understand a word he says."

2909 "And has ur baby learned to talk yet?" "Oh my, yes. We're teaching him to keep quiet now."

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