Jokes

4061
"Do u really approve of the nude in art ?" "Yes I was born that way."

4062
Her-"For goodness' sake ,use two hands."
Him-"Can't I gotta drive with one".

4074
He (as they drove along a lonely road )-"You look lovelier every minute. Do u know what that's a sign of?"
She "Sure .You r abt to run out of gas."

4077
"You had no business to kiss me." she said.
"But it wasn't business; it was pleasure," he responded.

4079
"Do u have faculty of making love?"
"No; we have a student body."

4081
"I've a friend I'd like you girls to meet."
Athletic Girl-"What can he do?"
Chorus Girl-"How much has he?"
Literary Girl-"What does he read?"
Society Girl-"Who r his family?"
Religious Girl-"What church does he belong to?"
COLLEGE GIRL-"Where is he?"

4082
Mother "Did I see u kissing that young Allan last night?"
Beryl- "Well, Mother, he told me he had just lost an uncle and I felt so sorry for him."
If I know anything about that young man he won't have a relative left in a week's time."

4128
She (after a quarrel) "Leave this house . I never want to see u again.
He-"I have one last request to make before i go."
She (sweetly) "Well, what is it?"
He (brutally) "Before I leave forever would u mind getting off my lap?"

4119
He-"what would u say if I kissed u?"
She-"I wouldn't be in a position to speak."

4135
Mother -"Son, I don't want to see u going around with that wild girl any more."
Son-"Aw, heck, maw she ain't wild. Anybody can pet her."

4043
"I was kissed so often last night that I lost count."
'By the same man?"
"No; he was a changed man after the first kiss."

4075
"How is it that u can kiss so divinely?"
"Oh, I used to blow the bugle in the Boy Scouts."