The Business World

4343 1st Steno-"George's mustache makes me laugh." 2nd Steno-"Tickled me, too."

4356 Steno-"Boss will u advance me my next week's salary?" Boss-"Certainly not. I never make advances to my stenographer."

4372 Boss-(to office boy, who is half an hour late)-"You should have been in here at nine o'clock." Office Boy-"Why, what happened?"

4373 Office Boy-"sorry, madam but Mr. Brown has gone to lunch with his wife." The Wife-"O! Well...  tell Mr. Brown his stenographer called."

4410 Thweet Young thing-"I want thome adhethive plaster." Druggist-"What thickness?" Thweet Young thing-"Don't mock me, thir!"

4445 The pretty girl entered a store. It was crowded, but presently on of the salesmen approached. "Anybody waiting on u?" he asked politely. The girl blushed and replied: "Yes, but he won't come in!"

4545 "Yes, she's married to a real estate agent and a good, honest fellow, too." "My gracious! Bigamy?"

4556 "How can u stand these rooms?" "Oh , everything is in proportion. We even use condensed milk."

4650 "I hear the men are striking." "What for?" "shorter hours." "Luck to 'em. I always did think sixty minutes was too long for an hour."

More to Come.