Ashe beat Joe Gragileoni with the 1170 Splash in 04:45.
Suicide Steel pinned Bain Hanson with the Death At a Glance in 06:18.
Black Dragon pinned Andre Harris with the Flash Kick in 09:36.
The Womanizer pinned Swingblade with the Split Legged Moonsault in 06:14.

WARNING!!!

(The following program is X-Treme, Brutal and may be unsuitable for young viewers. Graphic Violence and Adult Situations may occer during the vieweing of SWA Saturday Night's Main Event. Viewer Descretion is advised) =======================================================
(The shot is at the top of the huge XBWL Arena in Louisville, Kentucky. The place is jam packed and the crowd is going absolutely nuts. An "XBWL" chant begins. The SWA Theme Music plays as Johnny Rodz, Daniel Taltito, and Johnny Rebel make their way to the announcing table. They put their headsets on and begin the show.)

Johnny Rodz: Hello Louisville! I am the best announcer in wrestling today, along with the scrub they call Daniel Taltito, and the best wrestler of all time as well as the best color commentator of all time, Johnny Rebel! First up tonight, we have newcomer Ken Lazenby taking on Mr. Hardcore. Hardcore's been in a slump, and Lazenby looks awesome. Expect Lazenby to pull this one out.

Daniel Taltito: Finally! You make a GOOD statement for once! Anyways, let's get this show on the road.

Johnny Rebel: Then get it on!

Robert Green: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Fighting out of Sydney, Australia... Weighing in at 295 pounds... Ken Lazenby!!!

(On Her Majesty's Secret Service begins as Ken Lazenby comes down the aisle to cheers.)

Green: His opponent... From New York, New York... Weighing in at 290 pounds... "The (CENSORED) Kicker" Mr. Hardcore!!!

(Mr. Hardcore rushes down the aisle without any music.)

Rebel: They lock up. Mr. Hardcore runs into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore hits Ken Lazenby with an elbow. Mr. Hardcore runs into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore hits Ken Lazenby with a kick. Mr. Hardcore nails Ken Lazenby with a belly-to-back suplex. Mr. Hardcore uses a DDT on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Mr. Hardcore whips Ken Lazenby into the ropes.

Taltito: Ken Lazenby goes for a football tackle, but Mr. Hardcore side-steps and Ken Lazenby only hits air. Mr. Hardcore whips Ken Lazenby into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore hits Ken Lazenby with a clothesline. Ken Lazenby falls out of the ring. Greg Lewis counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Ken Lazenby reenters the ring. Mr. Hardcore nails Ken Lazenby with a powerslam.

Rodz: Greg Lewis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Hardcore uses a powerslam on Ken Lazenby. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Hardcore uses a belly-to-back suplex on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore runs into the ropes. Ken Lazenby misses with a shoulderblock. Mr. Hardcore hits Ken Lazenby with a kick. Mr. Hardcore takes Ken Lazenby down with a DDT.

Taltito: Mr. Hardcore is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Mr. Hardcore hits a Russian legsweep on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore hits a thumb to the throat on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore hits a belly-to-belly suplex on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore takes Ken Lazenby down with a belly-to-belly suplex.

(You can hear a few scattered fans booing Mr. Hardcore.)

Rebel: Mr. Hardcore nails Ken Lazenby with a DDT. Mr. Hardcore uses a thumb to the throat on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore whips Ken Lazenby into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore uses a belly-to-belly suplex on Ken Lazenby. Mr. Hardcore goes for a Russian legsweep, but Ken Lazenby counters it with an elbowsmash. Ken Lazenby executes the Ultimate Rush on Mr. Hardcore.

Rodz: Ken Lazenby goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, three!

(You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ken Lazenby.)

Green: The winner is Ken Lazenby. Time of match: 0:03:12.

Rodz: Ken Lazenby makes an immpressive debut and destroys Mr. Hardcore. I don't know why I ever liked that idiot.

Taltito: Well, you may not have to like him much longer. President Bohringer said he's gonna come out here at the end of the show and announce a few pink slips!

Rebel: Can't fire me, I've got an iron-clad contract.

Taltito: Let's get to the next match.

Green: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio... Weighing in at 229 pounds... "The Supreme One" Steve Edwards!!!

(You Start The Fire begins playing as Steve Edwards makes his way to the ring.)

Green: His opponent... Hailing from Brooklyn, New York... Weighing in at 450 pounds... Insane § Giant!!!

(Insane § Giant makes his way to the ring through the crowd.)

Rodz: They lock up. Steve Edwards uses a back heel kick on Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards hits a back heel kick on Insane § Giant. Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards with a piledriver.

(The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Insane § Giant.)

Taltito: Insane § Giant goes for an inverted power bomb, but Steve Edwards blocks it. Steve Edwards goes for a DDT, but Insane § Giant blocks it. Insane § Giant kicks Steve Edwards. Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards.

(You can hear a few scattered fans booing Insane § Giant and a few others cheering him.)

Taltito: Steve Edwards hits Insane § Giant.

(There is no crowd reaction.)

Rebel: Steve Edwards chops Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards hits a back heel kick on Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards nails Insane § Giant with a back heel kick. Steve Edwards goes for a back heel kick, but Insane § Giant blocks it. Insane § Giant executes a spinebuster slam on Steve Edwards. Big Henry counts: One, kickout. Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards with an atomic drop.

Rodz: Insane § Giant uses a Tombstone on Steve Edwards. Insane § Giant goes for a Tombstone, but Steve Edwards reverses it. Steve Edwards nails Insane § Giant with a back heel kick. Steve Edwards goes for a DDT, but Insane § Giant counters it with a backdrop. Insane § Giant throws Steve Edwards out of the ring. Big Henry counts: one, two, three, Steve Edwards reenters the ring. Insane § Giant throws Steve Edwards out of the ring.

Rebel: Insane § Giant goes through the ropes. Big Henry counts: 1. Big Henry counts: 2. Insane § Giant reenters the ring. Steve Edwards follows him back in. Insane § Giant runs into the ropes. Steve Edwards executes a back heel kick on Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards hits Insane § Giant with a DDT.

(There are chants of 'boring, boring'.)

Taltito: Steve Edwards hits Insane § Giant with a DDT. Steve Edwards executes a DDT on Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards goes for a back heel kick, but Insane § Giant blocks it. Insane § Giant goes for a pumphandle slam, but Steve Edwards blocks it. Steve Edwards goes for a DDT, but Insane § Giant counters it with a low blow. Insane § Giant executes a sidewalk slam on Steve Edwards. Insane § Giant goes for a spinebuster slam, but Steve Edwards counters it with a sunset flip. Big Henry counts: One, two, shoulder up. Steve Edwards whips Insane § Giant into the ropes.

Rodz: Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards with a shoulderblock. Insane § Giant goes for a pumphandle slam, but Steve Edwards blocks it. Steve Edwards chops Insane § Giant.

(There are chants of 'boring, boring'.)

Rebel: Steve Edwards punches Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards hits Insane § Giant. Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards. Insane § Giant goes for a spinebuster slam, but Steve Edwards counters it with a swinging neckbreaker. Steve Edwards throws Insane § Giant out of the ring. Steve Edwards goes through the ropes. Steve Edwards knocks Insane § Giant into the ringsteps. Steve Edwards goes for a back heel kick, but Insane § Giant counters it with a legsweep. Insane § Giant reenters the ring. Steve Edwards follows him back in.

Taltito: Insane § Giant goes for a Tombstone, but Steve Edwards reverses it. Steve Edwards takes Insane § Giant down with a back heel kick. Steve Edwards runs into the ropes. Steve Edwards goes for a back heel kick, but Insane § Giant blocks it. Insane § Giant whips Steve Edwards into the turnbuckle, but Steve Edwards reverses it. Steve Edwards runs shoulder-first into the corner, but Insane § Giant moves out of the way.

Rodz: Insane § Giant runs into the ropes. Steve Edwards misses with a shoulderblock. Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards with an elbow. Insane § Giant takes Steve Edwards down with a spinebuster slam. Big Henry counts: One, kickout. Insane § Giant goes for a scorpion deathlock, but Steve Edwards counters it with a small package. Big Henry counts: One, kickout. Steve Edwards uses a back heel kick on Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards executes a back heel kick on Insane § Giant.

Rebel: Steve Edwards chops Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards punches Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards punches Insane § Giant. Steve Edwards nails Insane § Giant with a back heel kick. Steve Edwards whips Insane § Giant into the ropes, but Insane § Giant reverses it. Insane § Giant hits Steve Edwards with a shoulderblock. Insane § Giant goes for a Boston crab, but Steve Edwards blocks it. Steve Edwards takes Insane § Giant down with a back heel kick. Steve Edwards nails Insane § Giant with a back heel kick.

Taltito: Steve Edwards whips Insane § Giant into the ropes, but Insane § Giant reverses it. Steve Edwards misses with a kick. Steve Edwards hits Insane § Giant with a clothesline. Steve Edwards executes the Figure Four on Insane § Giant. Insane § Giant submits immediately!

(A few fans are booing Steve Edwards, while a few others are cheering him.)

Green: The winner is Steve Edwards. Time of match: 0:07:02.

Taltito: Steve Edwards gets a big win over Insane § Giant, the biggest man in the SWA! Steve Edwards looks to have a title reign in his future.

Rodz: Edwards is awesome.

Taltito: But is he Dangerous Alliance or not?

Rodz: (CENSORED) Danny! He already said he's not!

Rebel: Will you two idiots shut the hell up so we can get to the next match?

Green: This contest is a non-title-match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by Douglas Wellington Jr. and Amy... Fighting out of Pheonix, Arizona... Weighing in at 218 pounds... The SWA Asian Champion... "The Future" J.B. Destiny!!!

(Livin on a Prayer by Bon-Jovi begins as J.B. Destiny, Wellington, and Amy walk down the aisle

Green: His opponent... Led to the ring by Lady Death... Fighting out of The Bowels Of Hell... Weighing in at 228 pounds... Satan's Disciple!!!

(Devil's Dance begins as Satan's Disciple makes his way to the ring.)

Taltito: They lock up. J.B. Destiny uses a faceslam on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny goes for a running power bomb, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple nails J.B. Destiny with a DDT. Satan's Disciple runs into the ropes. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with a kick. Satan's Disciple leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan. Satan's Disciple takes a swing at J.B. Destiny with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. J.B. Destiny snatches the frying pan from him.

Rodz: J.B. Destiny hits him with the frying pan. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with a shoulderblock. Satan's Disciple uses a low blow on J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple takes a swing at J.B. Destiny with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way. J.B. Destiny snatches the frying pan from him. J.B. Destiny takes a swing at Satan's Disciple with the frying pan, but he gets out of the way.

Rebel: Satan's Disciple snatches the frying pan from him. Satan's Disciple hits him with the frying pan. Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the ropes, but J.B. Destiny reverses it. Amy trips Satan's Disciple. Greg Lewis threatens J.B. Destiny with disqualification. Greg Lewis warns Amy. Greg Lewis is back on the job. J.B. Destiny punches Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny kicks Satan's Disciple.

(You can hear a few scattered fans booing J.B. Destiny and a few others cheering him.)

Rebel: Satan's Disciple kicks J.B. Destiny. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny chops Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny punches Satan's Disciple. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny. J.B. Destiny kicks Satan's Disciple. Satan's Disciple chops J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple hits him with the frying pan. Satan's Disciple is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Satan's Disciple locks J.B. Destiny in a guillotine choke. J.B. Destiny is valiantly trying to break the hold. J.B. Destiny is valiantly trying to break the hold. J.B. Destiny tries to fight the pain. J.B. Destiny tries to fight the pain. J.B. Destiny is valiantly trying to break the hold.

Rodz: Satan's Disciple lets go after 23 seconds. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple chops J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple is starting to get more cheers than boos. J.B. Destiny chops Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes.

Taltito: Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with an elbow. Satan's Disciple locks J.B. Destiny in a guillotine choke. J.B. Destiny breaks the hold after 7 seconds. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a running power bomb. Greg Lewis counts: One, kickout. J.B. Destiny goes for a snap suplex, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple hits him with the frying pan. Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the ropes, but J.B. Destiny reverses it.

Rodz: Satan's Disciple and J.B. Destiny get hit with a double clothesline. Satan's Disciple uses a low blow on J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple places J.B. Destiny on the turnbuckle. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with a superplex. Satan's Disciple is starting to get more cheers than boos. Satan's Disciple attempts to place J.B. Destiny on the turnbuckle, but J.B. Destiny blocks it. Satan's Disciple goes for a guillotine choke, but J.B. Destiny blocks it.

Rebel: J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with a clothesline. Satan's Disciple leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign. Satan's Disciple hits him with the road sign.

(A portion of the crowd is cheering Satan's Disciple.)

Taltito: Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with a Death Valley Driver. Satan's Disciple takes a swing at J.B. Destiny with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. J.B. Destiny snatches the road sign from him. J.B. Destiny hits him with the road sign. J.B. Destiny is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Greg Lewis throws the road sign out of the ring. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a DDT. J.B. Destiny runs into the ropes. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with an elbow. Satan's Disciple nails J.B. Destiny with a Death Valley Driver.

Rodz: Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with an elbow. J.B. Destiny uses a dropkick on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny goes for a faceslam, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple executes a low blow on J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the turnbuckle. Satan's Disciple runs shoulder-first into the corner. Satan's Disciple executes the Doomed To H.E.L.L on J.B. Destiny. J.B. Destiny is valiantly trying to break the hold. J.B. Destiny tries to fight the pain. J.B. Destiny is barely hanging in there. Greg Lewis checks J.B. Destiny's arm.

Rebel: He lifts it... it stays up! J.B. Destiny fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a DDT. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a jumping side kick.

(The audience doesn't quite know how to react to J.B. Destiny.)

Taltito: J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a snap suplex. J.B. Destiny attempts to place Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. J.B. Destiny executes a dropkick on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes. J.B. Destiny misses with a kick. J.B. Destiny executes a dropkick on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes. Amy trips Satan's Disciple. Greg Lewis threatens J.B. Destiny with disqualification.

Rodz: Greg Lewis warns Amy. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a jumping side kick. J.B. Destiny throws Satan's Disciple out of the ring. J.B. Destiny goes through the ropes. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Greg Lewis counts: 1. Satan's Disciple knocks J.B. Destiny into the ringpost. Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the guardrail. Satan's Disciple is handed a road sign. Satan's Disciple hits him with the road sign. Satan's Disciple is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. They're brawling inside the ring area. Greg Lewis counts: 2.

Rebel: Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the guardrail. Greg Lewis counts: 3. Douglas Wellington Jr. comes from behind and distracts Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny throws Satan's Disciple back into the ring. J.B. Destiny brings the the road sign into the ring. Satan's Disciple hits him with the road sign. Greg Lewis throws the road sign out of the ring. Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the turnbuckle. Satan's Disciple runs shoulder-first into the corner.

Taltito: Satan's Disciple locks J.B. Destiny in a guillotine choke. J.B. Destiny is valiantly trying to break the hold. J.B. Destiny breaks the hold after 7 seconds. J.B. Destiny goes for a piledriver, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple goes for a guillotine choke, but J.B. Destiny blocks it. J.B. Destiny uses a jumping side kick on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny runs into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a clothesline.

Rodz: J.B. Destiny throws Satan's Disciple out of the ring. Greg Lewis counts: one, Satan's Disciple reenters the ring. J.B. Destiny attempts to place Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. J.B. Destiny attempts to place Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. J.B. Destiny attempts to place Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. J.B. Destiny punches Satan's Disciple. Satan's Disciple kicks J.B. Destiny. J.B. Destiny punches Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny chops Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny punches Satan's Disciple.

Rebel: J.B. Destiny uses a faceslam on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with an elbow. Satan's Disciple executes the Doomed To H.E.L.L on J.B. Destiny. J.B. Destiny tries to escape the hold. J.B. Destiny breaks the hold after 13 seconds. J.B. Destiny executes a piledriver on Satan's Disciple.

Rodz: J.B. Destiny takes Satan's Disciple down with a snap suplex. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a jumping side kick. J.B. Destiny goes for a snap suplex, but Satan's Disciple counters it with a vertical suplex. Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the ropes, but J.B. Destiny reverses it. J.B. Destiny takes Satan's Disciple down with a dropkick. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a dropkick. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a DDT.

(There are chants of 'boring, boring'.)

Taltito: J.B. Destiny hits a dropkick on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny is going for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. J.B. Destiny executes an inverted power bomb on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a running power bomb. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. J.B. Destiny leaves the ring. He returns with the cane. J.B. Destiny hits an inverted power bomb on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny hits him with the cane. Greg Lewis throws the cane out of the ring. J.B. Destiny goes for an inverted power bomb, but Satan's Disciple blocks it Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny.

Rodz: Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny. J.B. Destiny punches Satan's Disciple. Satan's Disciple kicks J.B. Destiny. Satan's Disciple hits J.B. Destiny with a low blow. Satan's Disciple runs into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with an elbow. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a backdrop. J.B. Destiny gives the sign for the Destined For Destruction. J.B. Destiny executes the Destined For Destruction on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny goes for the pin.

Rebel: Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. J.B. Destiny uses a dropkick on Satan's Disciple. J.B. Destiny attempts to place Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. J.B. Destiny places Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle. J.B. Destiny nails Satan's Disciple with a superplex. J.B. Destiny attempts to place Satan's Disciple on the turnbuckle, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the turnbuckle.

Taltito: J.B. Destiny runs shoulder-first into the corner. J.B. Destiny runs into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a shoulderblock. J.B. Destiny goes for a jumping side kick, but Satan's Disciple ducks out of the way. Satan's Disciple takes J.B. Destiny down with a DDT. Satan's Disciple puts J.B. Destiny in a cobra clutch. J.B. Destiny reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Satan's Disciple hits a powerslam on J.B. Destiny.

Rodz: Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Satan's Disciple whips J.B. Destiny into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a kick. J.B. Destiny runs into the ropes. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a kick. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a piledriver. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the turnbuckle. Satan's Disciple comes back and rocks J.B. Destiny with a clothesline. Satan's Disciple executes the Doomed To H.E.L.L on J.B. Destiny.

Rebel: J.B. Destiny is valiantly trying to break the hold. J.B. Destiny breaks the hold after 29 seconds. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes, but Satan's Disciple reverses it. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with a kick. J.B. Destiny whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes, but Satan's Disciple reverses it.

Rodz: Satan's Disciple misses with a clothesline. J.B. Destiny hits Satan's Disciple with an elbow. J.B. Destiny takes the cane and uses it on him. J.B. Destiny puts Satan's Disciple in the STF. Satan's Disciple summons one last burst of energy.

Taltito: Satan's Disciple submits after 14 seconds!!! J.B. Destiny acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him.

Green: The winner is J.B. Destiny. Time of match: 0:14:39.

Taltito: What a match! Stay with us!

(Commercial for I-Mac. Commercial for Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2, and the Resident Evil Director's Cut. Commercial for Sony Playstation.)

Rodz: Welcome back!

Green: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... From Chicago, Illinois... Weighing in at 270 pounds... Turbo!

(The Eye Of The Tiger plays as Turbo makes his way to te ring.)

Green: His opponent... Led to the ring by Mrs. Ass Kicker... From Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 400 pounds... Bob The Ass Kicker!

(Nothing plays as Bob The Ass Kicker makes his way to the ring.)

Taltito: They lock up. Bob The Ass Kicker goes for a bodyslam, but Turbo blocks it. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker with the Discus Punch. Turbo hits a backdrop on Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo whips Bob The Ass Kicker into the turnbuckle. Turbo takes Bob The Ass Kicker down with a backdrop. Turbo goes for a clothesline, but Bob The Ass Kicker counters it with a Gorilla Press.

Rodz: Bob The Ass Kicker takes Turbo down with a Destiny Hammer. Bob The Ass Kicker executes the Nutcracker on Turbo. Turbo breaks the hold after 21 seconds. Turbo whips Bob The Ass Kicker into the ropes. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker with a shoulderblock. Turbo goes for a clothesline, but Bob The Ass Kicker ducks out of the way. Bob The Ass Kicker hits a powerslam on Turbo. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout.

Rebel: Bob The Ass Kicker throws Turbo out of the ring. Patricia Hawatt counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, Turbo reenters the ring. Bob The Ass Kicker nails Turbo with a Destiny Hammer. Bob The Ass Kicker goes for the Nutcracker, but Turbo counters it with the Discus Punch. Turbo executes a backdrop on Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo whips Bob The Ass Kicker into the ropes. Turbo misses with a clothesline. Turbo misses with an elbow.

Taltito: Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker with a kick. Turbo is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Turbo uses the Discus Punch on Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker with a clothesline. Turbo uses a backdrop on Bob The Ass Kicker. Turbo goes for a DDT, but Bob The Ass Kicker throws him off. Bob The Ass Kicker hits Turbo. Turbo hits Bob The Ass Kicker. Bob The Ass Kicker punches Turbo. Turbo kicks Bob The Ass Kicker.

Rodz: Turbo kicks Bob The Ass Kicker Turbo goes for a backdrop, but Bob The Ass Kicker blocks it. Bob The Ass Kicker hits Turbo with a headlock takedown. Bob The Ass Kicker hits a takeover suplex on Turbo. Bob The Ass Kicker gets a sleeperhold on Turbo. Turbo reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Bob The Ass Kicker goes for a bodyslam, but Turbo blocks it.

Rebel: Turbo takes Bob The Ass Kicker down with a spear. Turbo is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, three!!!

Green: The winner is Turbo. Time of match: 0:04:46

Rodz: Turbo wins! Turbo wins! He's finally won a match! His losing streak is over, and Bob The Ass Kicker's continues! And he did it with a spear!

Taltito: What a showing by Turbo! Turbo has found a new heat, and he's on fire. He looked awesome.

Rebel: Why do you always talk between matches? Let's just get it over with! I wanna see if GK kicks DeaTH's (CENSORED)!

Taltito: Well, next up is the US title, Mt. Olympus match! This is going to be great!

Green: This contest is a Mt. Olympus Match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWA US Title. Introducing first... From The Darkside... Weighing in at 247 pounds... The SWA US Champion... "The Prodigal Son" JJ Pierce!!!

(Unholy by Kiss plays as JJ Pierce makes his way to the ring.)

Green: His opponent... Fighting out of Mt. Olympus... Weighing in at 289 pounds... The Iron Colossus

(No music plays, but Iron Colossus doesn't come out. After 5 minutes, the referee awards the match to JJ Pierce.)

Green: The winner is JJ Pierce. Time of match: 0:05:00.

Rodz: What a ripoff! Next.

Green: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first... Led to the ring by E.G.B... At a total combined weight of 576 pounds... Total Annihilation

(The Unforgiven II begins as TA makes their way to the ring.)

Green: Their opponents... Led to the ring by "Dangerous" Dougie Aines... At a total combined weight of 678 pounds... Jurrassic Powers!!!

(Welcome to the Jungle by Guns 'N Roses begins as the Jurrassic Powers make their way to the ring.)

Rodz: They lock up. T-Rexx goes for a Tombstone, but Beheader reverses it. Beheader puts T-Rexx in a side headlock. T-Rexx is valiantly trying to break the hold. T-Rexx breaks the hold after 16 seconds. T-Rexx hits a DDT on Beheader. T-Rexx is starting to get under the crowd's skin. T-Rexx executes the The Bite on Beheader. Beheader reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. T-Rexx attempts to place Beheader on the turnbuckle, but Beheader blocks it.

Rebel: T-Rexx nails Beheader with a lariat. T-Rexx tags out to Dragon King. Dragon King hits a thrust kick to the head on Beheader. Dragon King throws Beheader out of the ring. Dragon King jumps onto him with a moonsault off the second turnbuckle. Dragon King is starting to get under the crowd's skin. E.G.B comes from behind and distracts Dragon King. Beheader whips Dragon King into the guardrail. Patricia Hawatt counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area.

Taltito: Beheader takes Dragon King down with an inverted atomic drop. Beheader whips Dragon King into the guardrail. Beheader knocks Dragon King into the ringsteps. Slayer comes over to make it two-on-one. T-Rexx comes over, but gets cut off. Beheader and Slayer hit Dragon King with a double faceslam. Beheader executes a faceslam on Dragon King. Patricia Hawatt counts: 2. Beheader sets up a table. Beheader hits Dragon King with an inverted atomic drop.

Rodz: Beheader goes for an inverted atomic drop, but Dragon King blocks it. Dragon King knocks Beheader into the ringsteps. Dragon King whips Beheader into the guardrail. Patricia Hawatt counts: 3. E.G.B comes from behind and distracts Dragon King. Beheader whips Dragon King into the guardrail. Beheader throws Dragon King back into the ring. Beheader punches Dragon King. Dragon King punches Beheader. Dragon King chops Beheader. Beheader hits Dragon King.

Rebel: You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Beheader Beheader hits Dragon King. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Beheader. Dragon King chops Beheader. Quite a few boos are audible. Beheader kicks Dragon King. A few fans are cheering on Beheader. Dragon King punches Beheader. Dragon King is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Beheader punches Dragon King. Beheader tags out to Slayer. T-Rexx enters the ring and lays out Beheader.

Taltito: T-Rexx takes Slayer down with a lariat. Quite a few boos are audible. T-Rexx leaves the ring. Dragon King nails Slayer with a low blow. Dragon King tags out to T-Rexx. T-Rexx runs into the ropes. Slayer hits T-Rexx with a kick. Beheader enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Beheader nails T-Rexx with a Death Valley Driver. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Beheader. Slayer goes for a flying bulldog, but T-Rexx side-steps and Slayer only hits air.

Rodz: Beheader leaves the ring. T-Rexx throws Slayer out of the ring. T-Rexx goes through the ropes. Dragon King comes over to make it two-on-one. Dragon King goes for a thrust kick to the head, but Slayer ducks out of the way. Patricia Hawatt counts: 1. Slayer whips T-Rexx into the guardrail. Slayer reenters the ring. T-Rexx follows him back in. Slayer goes for a DDT, but T-Rexx throws him off. T-Rexx executes the The Bite on Slayer.

Rebel: Slayer tries to escape the hold. Slayer is close to passing out from the pain. Patricia Hawatt asks Slayer if she should stop the fight Slayer shakes his head. Patricia Hawatt checks Slayer's arm.

Taltito: She lifts it... it falls. She lifts it... it falls. She lifts it... it falls. Patricia Hawatt stops the match after 33 seconds!

(A wave of boos is going through the crowd.)

Green: The winners are Jurrassic Powers. Time of match: 0:06:17.

Taltito: What a match! The Jurrassic Powers take a BIG win in their first match! Stay with us!

(Commericial for Dodge Ram. Commericial for Crazy Gideon's Electronics Store. Commericial for K-Mart.)

Rodz: Welcome back! Let's get to our main event!

Green: This contest is scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWA World Heavyweight Title. Introducing first... Fighting out of Lost Angeles, Kalifornia... Weighing in at 246 pounds... The SWA World Heavyweight Champion... DeaTH!!!

((CENSORED)ed by a Knife by Cannibal Corn plays as DeaTH comes to the ring.)

Green: His opponent... From Topeka, Kansas... Weighing in at 395 pounds... Golden King!!!

(Blind by KoRn plays as Golden King comes to the ring.)

Rodz: They lock up. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a tornado DDT. DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes. DeaTH misses with a shoulderblock. DeaTH hits a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes. Golden King misses with an elbow. DeaTH hits Golden King with a kick. DeaTH uses a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. DeaTH throws Golden King out of the ring. DeaTH goes through the ropes. They're brawling inside the ring area. Golden King hits DeaTH with a running power bomb. Golden King whips DeaTH into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Golden King whips DeaTH into the guardrail. Golden King uses a belly-to-belly suplex on DeaTH. Greg Lewis counts: 1. Golden King knocks DeaTH into the ringpost. Golden King is handed a keyboard. Golden King hits him with the keyboard. Golden King whips DeaTH into the guardrail. Golden King uses the Liger Bomb on DeaTH.

Rebel: Golden King knocks DeaTH into the ringsteps. Greg Lewis counts: 2. Golden King hits a jumping DDT on DeaTH. Golden King hits him with the keyboard. Golden King goes for a fisherman buster, but DeaTH blocks it. DeaTH reenters the ring. Golden King follows him back in. DeaTH hits a Russian legsweep on Golden King. DeaTH executes a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. DeaTH complains about a slow count. Golden King takes DeaTH down with an inside cradle. Greg Lewis counts: One, shoulder up. Golden King whips DeaTH into the ropes. DeaTH hits Golden King with a kick. DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH puts Golden King in a camel clutch. Golden King breaks the hold after 23 seconds.

Taltito: Golden King executes a Tombstone on DeaTH. Golden King executes a jumping DDT on DeaTH. A few fans are booing Golden King, while a few others are cheering him. Golden King executes the Liger Bomb on DeaTH. Greg Lewis counts: One, kickout. Golden King goes for a running power bomb, but DeaTH blocks it. DeaTH executes a Russian legsweep on Golden King. DeaTH is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. DeaTH hits Golden King. DeaTH punches Golden King. DeaTH chops Golden King. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a tornado DDT. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a flying cross body press. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, shoulder up. DeaTH hits a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH executes a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. DeaTH executes a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH locks Golden King in a camel clutch. Golden King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. DeaTH hits a tornado DDT on Golden King.

Rodz: DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes, but Golden King reverses it. DeaTH misses with an elbow. DeaTH executes a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH catches Golden King in a camel clutch. Golden King is valiantly trying to break the hold. Golden King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DeaTH goes for a flying cross body press, but Golden King counters it with a powerslam. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Golden King hits a fisherman buster on DeaTH. Golden King hits a Tombstone on DeaTH. Golden King hits a belly-to-belly suplex on DeaTH. Golden King is going for the pin.

Rebel: Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout Golden King hits a tornado DDT on DeaTH. Golden King executes a Tombstone on DeaTH. Golden King whips DeaTH into the turnbuckle. DeaTH comes back and rocks Golden King with a kick to the midsection. DeaTH throws Golden King out of the ring. DeaTH goes through the ropes. DeaTH whips Golden King into the guardrail. DeaTH goes for a Russian legsweep, but Golden King counters it with an elbowsmash. They're brawling inside the ring area. Greg Lewis counts: 1. DeaTH knocks Golden King into the ringsteps. DeaTH is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Greg Lewis counts: 2. DeaTH knocks Golden King into the ringpost. DeaTH is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. DeaTH whips Golden King into the guardrail. DeaTH knocks Golden King into the ringsteps. DeaTH whips Golden King into the guardrail. Greg Lewis counts: 3.

Taltito: DeaTH reenters the ring. Golden King follows him back in. DeaTH gives the sign for the Antidote. DeaTH goes for the Antidote, but he can't do it. Golden King counters it with an atomic drop. Golden King runs into the ropes. Golden King misses with a shoulderblock. Golden King hits DeaTH with a clothesline. Golden King goes for the Liger Bomb, but DeaTH counters it with a backdrop. DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes, but Golden King reverses it. DeaTH and Golden King get hit with a double clothesline. DeaTH uses a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. DeaTH hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to DeaTH. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a flying cross body press. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH runs into the ropes. DeaTH misses with a clothesline. Golden King hits DeaTH with a jumping DDT. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Golden King and a few others cheering him. Golden King runs into the ropes. DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King.

Rodz: DeaTH nails Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King. A portion of the crowd is cheering DeaTH. DeaTH hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH runs into the ropes. Golden King goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but DeaTH counters it with a facerake. DeaTH chops Golden King. Golden King punches DeaTH. Golden King chops DeaTH. A few fans are booing Golden King, while a few others are cheering him. DeaTH hits Golden King. Golden King kicks DeaTH. Golden King nails DeaTH with a jack-knife power bomb. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Golden King gives the sign for the Punisher. Golden King places DeaTH on the turnbuckle. Golden King executes the Punisher on DeaTH.

Rebel: A few fans are booing Golden King, while a few others are cheering him. Golden King goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Golden King goes for a tornado DDT, but DeaTH blocks it. DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH goes for a tornado DDT, but Golden King blocks it. Golden King hits DeaTH. Golden King chops DeaTH. Golden King hits a belly-to-belly suplex on DeaTH. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Golden King. DeaTH takes the table and uses it on him. DeaTH acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. He goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. DeaTH hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH executes a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. DeaTH goes for a Russian legsweep, but Golden King counters it with an elbowsmash.

Taltito: Golden King uses a headlock takedown on DeaTH. Golden King hits DeaTH with a headlock takedown. Golden King uses a tornado DDT on DeaTH. Golden King whips DeaTH into the turnbuckle, but DeaTH reverses it. DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes. Golden King goes for a tornado DDT, but DeaTH blocks it. DeaTH hits a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH hits a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH gives the sign for the Antidote. DeaTH goes for the Antidote, but he can't do it.

Rodz: Golden King counters it with an atomic drop. Golden King punches DeaTH. Golden King chops DeaTH. Golden King is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. DeaTH kicks Golden King. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH hits Golden King. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes. DeaTH misses with a kick. Golden King executes a tornado DDT on DeaTH. Golden King runs into the ropes. DeaTH hits Golden King with an elbow. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH executes a Russian legsweep on Golden King. DeaTH catches Golden King in a camel clutch. Golden King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. DeaTH nails Golden King with a Russian legsweep.

Rebel: DeaTH goes for a flying cross body press, but Golden King counters it with a running powerslam. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Golden King is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Golden King takes DeaTH down with a tornado DDT. Golden King goes for a Tombstone, but DeaTH counters it with an elbowsmash. DeaTH hits a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. DeaTH gets a camel clutch on Golden King. Golden King is struggling to reach the ropes. Golden King is valiantly trying to break the hold. Golden King reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. DeaTH uses a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout.

Taltito: DeaTH hits Golden King with a flying cross body press. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... DeaTH uses a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... DeaTH nails Golden King with a flying cross body press. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a tornado DDT. DeaTH hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH nails Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH is starting to get more cheers than boos. DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH whips Golden King into the ropes. DeaTH uses a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. DeaTH goes for a tornado DDT, but Golden King blocks it. Golden King gives the sign for the Punisher. Golden King places DeaTH on the turnbuckle. Golden King executes the Punisher on DeaTH.

Rodz: Golden King goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... Golden King goes for a tornado DDT, but DeaTH blocks it. DeaTH goes for a tornado DDT, but Golden King blocks it. Golden King goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but DeaTH counters it with a punch. DeaTH runs into the ropes. DeaTH executes a tornado DDT on Golden King. DeaTH gives the sign for the Antidote. DeaTH goes for the Antidote, but he can't do it. Golden King counters it with an atomic drop. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Golden King. Golden King goes for a fisherman buster, but DeaTH blocks it. DeaTH executes a Russian legsweep on Golden King. DeaTH hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH throws Golden King out of the ring. DeaTH jumps onto him with a corkscrew plancha. Greg Lewis counts: 1. DeaTH reenters the ring. Golden King follows him back in. DeaTH uses a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. DeaTH nails Golden King with a Russian legsweep.

Rebel: DeaTH takes Golden King down with a Russian legsweep. DeaTH seemingly enjoys the boos. DeaTH hits Golden King with a tornado DDT. DeaTH hits Golden King with a flying cross body press. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. DeaTH executes a flying cross body press on Golden King. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. DeaTH goes for a camel clutch, but Golden King blocks it. Golden King whips DeaTH into the turnbuckle. DeaTH comes back and rocks Golden King with a clothesline. DeaTH throws Golden King out of the ring. DeaTH jumps onto him with a ringpost somersault plancha. Greg Lewis counts: 1. DeaTH reenters the ring. Golden King follows him back in. DeaTH takes Golden King down with a tornado DDT. DeaTH nails Golden King with a flying cross body press. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. DeaTH goes for a flying cross body press, but Golden King rolls through with the move. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes...

Taltito: Golden King places DeaTH on the turnbuckle. Golden King executes the Punisher on DeaTH! A portion of the crowd is cheering Golden King. Golden King goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, three!!!

(A portion of the crowd is booing Golden King.)

Green: The winner is Golden King. Time of match: 0:17:54.

Rodz: Golden King wins! Golden King is the new World Champion! He's leaving, and the MOD is at the top of the ramp waiting for him! What a night! DeaTH just lost the World title to Golden King!

Taltito: Here comes President Eric Bohringer, Vice President Andrew Taylor, and Commissioner Harrington Thorne.

(The committee enters the ring.)

President Bohringer: Well, well, well. DeaTH ... you lost. Poor little scumbag lost his title? Ah, too bad. Well, Thorne, hand me the list.

(Harrington Thorne pulls out a piece of paper and gives it to Bohringer.)

Bohringer: Thank you. In my hand, I hold the list of people who have pink slips in the mail at this very moment.

Vice President Taylor: Well ... actually, I haven't sent them out yet.

Bohringer: You idiot! Here, read this while I go send the (CENSORED) things out!

(Bohringer gives Taylor the list and leaves.)

Taylor: All right. Here they are: Bob The Ass Kicker, Mr. Hardcore, Ashe, Insane § Giant, Black Dragon, Jimmy Stevens, Black Dragon, and Swingblade!

Thorne: And it's my personal pleasure to say that YOU, DeaTH, are FIRED!

Taltito: What an announcement! We are out of time! Tune in on Wednesday!