Ashe beat Joe Gragileoni with the 1170 Splash in 04:45.
Suicide Steel pinned Bain Hanson with the Death At a Glance in 06:18.
Black Dragon pinned Andre Harris with the Flash Kick in 09:36.
The Womanizer pinned Swingblade with the Split Legged Moonsault in 06:14.

WARNING!!!

(The following program is X-Treme, Brutal and may be unsuitable for young viewers. Graphic Violence and Adult Situations may occer during the vieweing of SWA Saturday Night's Main Event. Viewer Descretion is advised) =======================================================
(The shot is at the top of the Gund in Cleveland, Ohio. The place is jam packed and the crowd is going absolutely nuts. An "XBWL" chant begins. Cleveland Rocks plays as Johnny Rodz and Daniel Taltito make their way to the announcing table. They put their headsets on and begin the show.)

DT: Hello everyone! We are finally here! The Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! And, conspicuous by his absence, is Johnny Rebel! Where is he? No one knows. He hasn't shown up all day, and we'll be sure to get some more information on that later in the show. Now let's move on!

JR: And, since Reb ain't here, I guess I'm Good `Ol JR once again! Johnny Rodz here, along with my rookie compadre, Daniel Taltito! I'm in a great mood, because I'm just WAITING for J.B. Destiny and Steve Edwards to take a couple more title later tonight! Today is gonna be a GREAT day for the Dangerous Alliance, and everyone knows it! So let's get right to that match!

RG: This contest is sceduled as a three-way-dance of death!

DT: For those of you watching at home, that means it's a triangle match held inside a steel cage! But ... the object is to throw your opponent OUT of the cage! And there's no door!

RG: The winner will recieve an Extreme title shot later in the show. Coming down the aisle first, representing the Messangers Of Death, Brian Baylor!!!

(Terminal Preppie begins as Brian Baylor comes out to an enormous pop.)

DT: Uh-oh ... lady's and gentlemen ... I think we just set a new record! I can't even hear myself talk! Baylor just got the biggest pop ever, in the SWA! What a night for Baylor it's gonna be!

RG: His opponent, representing the Dangerous Alliance, "The Supreme One" Steve Edwards!

(Hart Attack begins as Steve Edwards comes out with his new look and one half of the tag-team titles, and another huge pop, just not as big as Baylor's.)

RG: Their opponents, "Prime Time" Andre Harris!

(Thug Luv begins, but the crowd boos as Andre Harris makes his way down the aisle. Everyone enters the ring and the cage lowers.)

DT: And they start it off! Brian Baylor and Steve Edwards are battling back and forth, and Andre Harris is just sitting back! He's leaning on the cage like nothing's going on.

JR: Baylor nails Edwards! Edwards goes flying into that cage! And Baylor grabs Edwards by the neck ... and he's pulling him up the cage already!

DT: But it's too early. Edwards is fighting back and ... what the hell?!

JR: The cage is rising! With Baylor and Edwards clinging to it! Harris falls out! He falls out! There are no ropes yet! and Harris, who was leaning on that thing, just fell out of the ring! Who's doing that!?

DT: I don't know, but Baylor just lost his grip, and he tumbled back down to the mat! It's now a one-on-one situation, but it's been that since the match started ... which was only about 25 seconds ago. Edwards is starting to climb down now, as Baylor is clutching his way to his feet.

JR: The cage just stopped! Edwards has lost his grip, and he falls hard on Baylor! Baylor's back may have just been broken!!! Not even a minute into the match, and it looks like we have a fatality!

DT: Here comes EMT's! As well as the MOD! They're coming to check on Baylor, but Edwards is trying to push the big man out of the ring.

JR: All right! The DA is out! They're going after the MOD! And the EMT's are trying to pull Edwards off of Baylor, but Edwards is still trying to push him out!

DT: The ref, Melee Bearhugger, just tore Edwards from Baylor, and threw him across the ring! That shows how good it is to have a former wrestler as the senior ref.

JR: BAYLOR'S UP! I can't believe it! He got his feet! The EMT's are backing off, and Edwards is pissed! Bearhugger screwed Edwards out of this win!The cage is lowering again, and Edwards just got speared! Baylor is pounding away at Edwards, and it looks like his back is just fine. He was playing possum!

DT: We have SWA security along with Cleveland's finest out here trying to break up the MOD and the DA ... I don't know why! J.B. Destiny and Golden King are destroying each other, and the rest of the MOD is just taking apart Douglas Wellingtoon Jr. ... and ... oh my God! JJ Pierce is trying to pick up Amy! He's got his hand on her ... her ... uh...

JR: Just say it! He's grabbing her (CENSORED)! AND SHE LIKES IT! Destiny is gonna have to talk to Amy after tonight! And he may have some things to settle with Pierce!

DT: Edwards has turned it around! He got Baylor on the top of the cage, but Baylor is trying to fight back! Edwards is pushing ... THE CAGE IS GOING UP AGAIN! BAYLOR FALLS OVER THE TOP!

JR: OH!!! Baylor just smashed into the ring steps! He's out! Edwards gets the shot! And he falls off the cage now, back into the ring!

RG: Your winner is, Steve Edwards!

DT: Edwards slides out of the ring and goes to help the DA, as the cage continues to rise. Edwards KO's Pierce! He grabs Amy's arm and yells at her! Turbo nails Edwards in the back of the head!

JR: Baylor is up, and he's rushing towards Edwards! He pulls him up ... powerbomb! Amy is running to the back! RT and TA are being pulled away by the cops ... security has Baylor, Turbo, and Edwards! But Golden King and J.B. Destiny can't be held back! They're destroying each other!

DT: Here comes more officials ... Melee Bearhugger is up there ... OH! Bearhugger clobbers Destiny! And now he nails King! Bearhugger was one of the best wrestlers of his time, and he's proving it now! Now security is pulling away GK and J.B.! What a way to start off this program! And we only have three matches left ... plus a special match President Bohringer is going to announce later tonight! Stay with us!

(Commercial for Tyson/Botha bout. Commercial for Stridex. Commercial for Snickers. Commercial for Timex. Commercial for 10 O'Clock news. Commercial for Crash Bandicoot.)

DT: Welcome back! What a day it's already been, and we're not even half way through it. Next up, we have JJ Pierce defending the US title against Suicide Steel. Steel has looked awesome here lately, so it's gonna be a treat to see is he wins the US title.

JR: I said it before, and I'll say it again, the MOD is yesterday's news. I used to like them, but now, they're garbage. Suicide Steel is awesome, and he's gonna destroy JJ and he is the next US champion!

RG: This contest is sceduled for one fall. It is for the SWA US title. Coming down the aisle first, representing the MOD, JJ Pierce!

(Unholy begins to play as JJ comes down with the US title over his shoulder.)

RG: His opponent, Suicide Steel!

(The Beautiful People begins to play as Suicide Steel makes his way to the ring.)

JR: And JJ Pierce attacks Steel with a baseball slide, and that sends Steel into the guardrail! Steel is clutching his back, and JJ hops out of the ring. He goes over to the time keeper's table and grabs the US title! He walks back over to Steel ... he raises the title!

DT: NO! Referee, Big Henry, grabs the title and throws it back to the time keeper! JJ Pierce is having words with Big Henry now ... and Steel nails him from behind! Pierce gets slammed into Henry, and Henry's head just bounced off the guardrail! He's out! Steel gets the US title now ... and he lashes it over JJ's back! Again, and again, and again! JJ is screaming in pain! HERE COMES TURBO! Turbo rushes down the aisle, and he crashes into Steel! Steel is sent into the guardrail, and Turbo picks him up ... TURBO SLAM!

JR: Suicide Steel is out cold, and JJ Pierce ain't moving, but Turbo throws them both into the ring. He throw's JJ's hand over Steel, and now he trys to wake up the ref.

DT: No need! Here comes Melee Bearhugger! 1, 2, no! Steel kicked out! JJ still isn't moving, but Big Henry is finally up.

JR: Melee helps Henry back into the ring and leaves. Henry is woosy, but he'll be able to call the rest of the match. Steel is up, and he's going to the top rope ... moonsault!

DT: NO! Pierce raised his knees! I think Steel's bladder might have just let go! That was a tremendous move. Pierce is climbing to his feet, and Turbo is still out here trying to give Pierce some moral support. Steel is crawling to his feet ... but he's hit with a HUGE clothesline from Pierce! Pierce pulls Steel up ... throws him into the ropes ... no! It backfired! Steel nailed Pierce with a clothesline! Steel runs into the ropes ... Turbo trips him!

JR: Ya know, I'm starting to like the MOD again. Henry admonishes Turbo, and Pierce grabs Steel ... oh no!

DT: Tree of Woe!!! Steel is fighting! He's trying to get out of it! NO! Suicide Steel submits! It's over! It's over!

RG: Your winner, and STILL SWA United States Champion, JJ Pierce!

DT: What a great match both men gave off, but in the end it would be Turbo who ruined the match by making sure that Pierce kept his US title in the MOD.

JR: Hey, don't dis the MOD, ok? They're the wave of the future! They'll have ALL the titles soon!

DT: But earlier you said ... nevermind. Anyways, let's get to our next ... wait. I'm hearing we have something going on in the back.

(SWA SupremeTron comes to life, and a shot is shown of JJ Pierce's locker room. It's trashed and JJ Pierce, who had just walked in, is laying face first on the ground with a puddle of blood underneath him. "666 4-Eternity" is written on the wall, along with the sign of the devil. The scene fades out.)

DT: Oh ... oh my God. Who could have done that? Who could have attacked JJ Pierce and written those awful things on that wall?

JR: COME ON! Are you an idiot? It was Satan's Disciple! He wants a title, and he's been unable to capture the Extreme title, so now he's going after the US title! Get it through your head you idiot.

DT: Anyways, let's move on.

RG: This next match is sceduled for one fall. It is a falls-count-anywhere, no holds barred, contest for the SWA Extreme Title. Coming down the aisle first, the challenger, representing the Dangerous Alliance. Led to the ring by Douglas Wellington Jr. and Amy ... "The Supreme One" Steve Edwards!

(Hart Attack begins and Edwards makes his way to the ring.)

RG: His opponent ... the champion ... representing the Messangers Of Death. Led to the ring by E.G.B ... "The Ring Troll" DeAndre Coleman!

(Fuel by Metallica begins as DeAndre Coleman makes his way to the ring with the Extreme title.)

RG: And next ... the speacial guest referee .. President Bohringer!

(The SWA Theme begins as Bohringer comes out in a blue and black SWA ref's shirt.)

DT: President Bohringer is once again the ref?! This could mean bad news for Coleman! Who would have figured! Edwards starts off strong against Troll ... or should I say Coleman? Anyways, Coleman gets hit with a dropkick ... uh-oh. E.G.B, former professional wrestler, is attacking Wellington at ringside! Bohringer going to the outside and checking on that situation, and Coleman pulls his Extreme title off his waist and clobbers Edwards with it!

JR: I don't know who's gonna win ... but I'm looking forward to this going through the entire building!

DT: And President Bohringer calls for the bell! He's telling the Robert Green ... and now he's raising Edwards' hand!

RG: Your winner, and NEW Extreme champion, Steve Edwards!

DT: Coleman is asking Bohringer why he did that ... and Amy comes from behind and nails Coleman! Now ... here comes Destiny ... and he has a briefcase in his hands!!! He gives Bohringer the briefcase!

JR: But Bohringer isn't accepting it! Bohringer gave it back! And now he's getting a mic.

PB: Now, for all you people, I just wanted to say, I did this on my own free will. I didn't wanted Ring Troll to hold the Extreme title. Not DeAndre Coleman. So until Ring Troll comes back, DeAndre Coleman ain't getting any more title shots! Oh yeah, and that little special match I was gonna announce ... it didn't go through, so there ain't no special match.

DT: And everyone leaves now, but that was weird! Bohringer's former protégée, Ring Troll, just lost the titles thanks to Bohringer. I'm sure it's not the first time Bohringer has cost him a match, but it was the first time he did it on purpous. We'll have to wait and see what this expands to.

JR: This has turned out to be one amazing day! And I agree with Bohringer. I liked Troll better when he was Troll. Now, he came out without any face paint on. He wasn't wearing a shirt. All he had on was baggy black pants, Nike's, and a pair of boxer's that were showing. We've got to take a break.

(Commercial for AOL. Commercial for C&C: Tiberian Sun. Commercial for N64. Commercial for 10-10-2389376934.)

DT: Here we are again! And it is now time for our main event!

RG: The following contest is sceduled for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. It is for the SWA World Title! Coming down the aisle first, your special guest referee, representing the corporate side of the SWA ... PRESIDENT BOHRINGER!

(The SWA theme plays as Bohringer comes to the ring.)

RG: Now, the challenger, representing the Dangerous Alliance ... the SWA Asian champion ... J.B. Destiny!

(Living On A Prair begins and J.B. Destiny comes out without the Asian title.)

RG: And his opponent ... the champion ... representing the Messangers Of Death ... GOOOOLLLLDDEEENNNNN KKKIIIINNNNGGG!!!!!

(Blind begins and Golden King comes out to a huge pop. He has the World title around his waist.)

DT: Destiny launches himself over the top rope into Golden King! Caught him by suprise, and Bohringer starts counting. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, Destiny rolls back in.

JR: That sure was a fast (CENSORED)ing count! What's wrong with Bohringer?

DT: I don't know, but Golden King has rolled into the ring, and Destiny is laying the boots into him. He picks GK up ... throws him into the ropes ... King leap frogs him ... double clothesline! Bohringer counts, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, te ... King is back to his feet! Bohringer making REALLY fast counts today.

JR: Destiny is up ... and he pushes Bohringer! NO! BOHRINGER RINGS THE BELL!

RG: Your winner, via disqualification ... and STILL World champion, Golden King!

DT: Golden King attacks Destiny! Bohringer gets a mic.

PB: Dangerous Alliance, I do't have any allegiances with anyone but the SWA. I was paid a hefty $5,000 by an unnamed man in the MOD to make sure that Golden King keeps the World title tonight, and that's exactly what I did. Just because I helped you last week and earlier doesn't mean I'm your friend. Remember that! By the way, ANYONE that lays a hand on me EVER will forfeit their chances to win another title in the SWA, they'll be suspended, and they'll have to cough up $3,000! Thank you and goodnight!

DT: And that's all the time we have today! Tune in Wednesday! What a night!