WARNING!!!

(The following program is X-Treme, Brutal and may be unsuitable for young viewers. Graphic Violence and Adult Situations may occer during the vieweing of SWA Saturday Night's Main Event. Viewer Descretion is advised) =======================================================
(The camera rolls to the opening of the SWA Saturday Night's Main Event clip. Clips from various SWA Superstars are seen. It shows, Sincere dancing in a cub around girls, Legacy walking down a dark alley in Chicago. "Dangerous" Dave Taylor giving the Dangerous Drop to an XBWL jobber. The crowd is going crazy as the specially made SWA Theme by Metallica is being played. The crowd hold's up their signs. "Legacy, Mr. Push" and "Where is Flyguy"? The crowd hushes, as the lights go out. As spotlights fly through the arena. "Enter Sandman" plays, Johnny Rebel the XBWL World Champion comes to ringside dressed in his Casual clothes and the World Title in his hands. Joining him is Danny Taltito, SWA's veteran announcer. The lights come back on, as Andrew Taylor makes his way down the aisle, to a chourus of Boo's)

TALTITO: Welcome everybody to Saturday Night Fever! Im your host, Danny Taltito along with our special guest announcer, The XBWL World Champion, Johnny Rebel!

REBEL: Oh, shut up Danny! We got the Vice President of SWA operations in the ring, ready to make an announcement!

(Taylor grabs a microphone from the announcer. He walks in the center of the ring, as he waits for the crowd to stop with the booing. He begins to speak)

TAYLOR: Now, I know none of you didnt come here to see me. Well, Im gonna sit here, and wait till' you Respect me! But, now for all you wannabe wrestling fans, tonight their has been a little change in plans. As, you could already tell during the Dark Matches, Dangerous Dave Taylor was attacked. Nobody knows who did it, and nobody gives a (CENSORD) but, DDT will not be participating tonight. Thank..

("Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes plays. Out walks, Dave Taylor as the fans go crazy. A small, "Dangerous Allience" chant begins. Taylor gets in the ring, and waits for the crowd to hush)

D. TAYLOR: I dont think so, I may have got some taped ribs. But, You cant stop Legacy and Satan's Disicple from getting Dangerously Destroyed!

A. TAYLOR: Okay, you want in Dave Taylor? You got it. Although, The SWA cannot be responsable for your injurys. So, you are wrestling in a NON-SANCTIONED match tonight. Whatever happens to you, isnt our fault.

D. TAYLOR: Now, what happens if I get hurt?

A. TAYLOR: Nothing, get it through your thick skull! I just told you, your wrestling at your own risk.

D. TAYLOR: You raise your voice again, you'll be DaNgErOuSly DeStRoYeD!

A. TAYLOR: You cannot, and will not lay a hand on me. Wether, you like it or not!

D. TAYLOR: Okay, I'm giving you three seconds to get out of this ring! 1.. 2.. 3! Okay, you've asked for it!

(Dave Taylor reaches for Andrew and grabs him by the suit. Out of the crowd comes a pretty decent sized Mexican Man. He walks up behind Dave Taylor and waits for him to turn around, and nails him with a Reverse Russian Legsweep. His tights read, "Sincere" as the crowd goes crazy)

A. Taylor: That was fair-warning O' Dangerous one. Be prepared for the beating of your life!

(Andrew Taylor drops the microphone as the crowd is in shock, Sincere follows Taylor to the back, as The camera comes back onto Johnny Rebel still sporting his Cowboy Hat, and Danny Taltito sitting next to him. Some music begins to play, as Turbo makes his way out to ringside)

REBEL: What an awesome sight! Sincere, just pancaked that punk! I love it, Dave Taylor wont stand a chance tonight!

TALTITO: That was awful. Turbo is in the ring, and The Beast is ready to make his way down to ringside. What a night it has been so far, and we havent even been on air, for an hour! There is the bell, and we are off.

REBEL: Turbo and Beast lock up. Turbo kicks Beast in the stomach and places him with a nasty DDT. Turbo, bounces off and sets up on the top rope for a Flying Legdrop, The Beast rolls out of the way and goes and bounces off the ropes. Turbo falls and lands on the turnbuckle. Beast nails Turbo with a Superplex and covers Greg Lewis counts 1.. 2.. Kickout by Turbo. The Beast picks up Turbo and whips him into ropes, The Beast catches him with a Forarm Slam. Turbo rolls around on the ring. The Beast picks up a leg and motions for the Figure Four Leglock.

TALTITO: Turbo is screaming in pain. The referee raises Turbo's hand once, it drops. He picks his hand up again, it drops. Greg Lewis points to the time-keepers table, and says one more. Greg Lewis picks up Turbo's hand, It stays up. Turbo rolls over, and reverses the Figure Four-Leglock. The Beast reaches the ropes, as they both let go of the hold. The Beast stands up holding his leg, as Turbo stands up and nails him with a Dropkick to the knee. The Beast clutches his leg, as Turbo puts one of The Beast's Legs on the bottom rope, as Turbo jumps on it. The Beast screams in pain, as Turbo drags The Beast to the middle of the ring.

REBEL: Turbo locks on a Scorpion Deathlock. The Beast immediatly reaches towards the ropes. The Beast stands up and bounces against the ropes and nails Turbo with a punch right between the eyes. The Beast goes against the ropes again, and nails Turbo with another punch. The Beast goes on the second turnbuckle and nails Turbo with a Double Axehandle as Turbo stumbles to the ground. The Beast catches Turbo with a Legdrop and then a Elbow-drop. The Beast picks up Turbo by the hair and scoops him up with a Bodyslam. The Beast locks on a Figure Four-Sleeper.

TALTIO: Turbo breaks the hold, The Beast gets back up as Turbo slowly bounces up. The Beast catches Turbo with a dropkick to the face. Turbo gets back up, and shakes it off. Turbo catches The Beast with a Lariat, Beast stumbles to the ground. Turbo goes for the Turbo Blaster, but the Beast gets out of the way. The Beast picks up Turbo and nails a Powerbomb and goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts 1.. 2.. Kickout. The Beast grabs Turbo in a headlock and sits on the top rope, The Beast signals for the Downward Spiral. The Beast executes the Downward Spiral and goes for the pin. The Beast stands over Turbo, Turbo stumbles to his feet and goes for a Small Package, Greg Lewis counts 1...2...3. The Winner is Turbo.

REBEL: What a match! Turbo wins over The Beast in a Hard-Fought contest! We got a couple more matches tonight.. But, Danny who do you think is gonna win the New Years Brawl Battle Royal?

TALTITO: I got to go with Legacy. He's won every battle royal, I've seen him in!

REBEL: What the (CENSORD) are you talking about? I took his punk (CENSORD) out at XBWL's Halloween Horror!

TALTITO: Calm down, lets get to the next match!

REBEL: Bain Hanson and Sincere are already in the ring. Andrew Taylor is at ringside with Sincere. Is, this Sincere guy Andrew's Bodygaurd?

TALTITO: I guess so. He's been with Mr. Taylor all day and he saved him from getting his butt kicked by Dangerous Dave Taylor! The bell has rung, and where underway!

REBEL: Sincere locks up with Bain Hanson, and kicks Bain in the Low-Blow area, and then nails him with a Running Awesome-Bomb. Sincere looks up to the crowd, as they give him a mixed reaction. Sincere places Bain Hanson on the top rope, and grabs one hand. Sincere snaps back with a Reverse Russian Legsweep off the top rope. Andrew Taylor claps at Sincere's actions.

TALTITO: Wait a second! Out from the crowd! Its, Dangerous Dave Taylor!

REBEL: He's coming after Andrew Taylor, Sincere hasnt noticed yet! He's got a Barbwire Baseball Bat! He's swinging, Sincere stop this!

TALTITO: He's gonna kill Andrew Taylor!

(Dave Taylor chases Andrew Taylor around the ring. Dave Taylor slowly comes around the corner, as Rebel drops the headset. He picks up the chair he was sitting on, and comes running around the ring. Dave Taylor winds up as Rebel cracks Dave Taylor over the head with the chair. Rebel picks up Dave Taylor with the Rebel Rack. While, the match has ceased in the ring. The Referee trying to get Rebel off of Taylor. When the lights go out. "Symphony of Destruction" plays. Legacy comes walking out, with the Red Spotlight on. Legacy gets to ringside, as Rebel drops Taylor out of the Rebel Rack. Legacy clocks Rebel with a punch, as Sincere flys over the top rope and catches Legacy with a flying plancha. Rebel gets up, and nails Legacy with an Ace Crusher, followed by his patened Stardust Press. The Referee calls for the bell, as Sincere and Rebel walk up the aisle to a chourus of boo's as Andrew Taylor follows. Johnny Rodz comes down the aisle, joining Taltito in the announcers booth)

RODZ: What in the (CENSORD) just happend?

TALTITO: I think, Legacy and Dave Taylor just got their (CENSORD) kicked, and Rebel and Sincere are a force. Who knows!

RODZ: Who cares! Legacy and Dave Taylor are slowly getting up and looking to the crowd and towards each other! This is pathetic.

TALTITO: What happend to the match? The Referee is calling for a microphone.

REFEREE: Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of this match as a result of Disqualification, Bain Hanson!

TALTITO: Well, what else can happen tonight? Sincere and Rebel pouncing on Legacy and Taylor. The Beast beating the (CENSORD) out of Turbo. We got another match on the way!

TALTITO: Were back on Saturday Night's Main Event. We got a big match coming up, Dr. Death one of the biggest forces in this league agains Golden King one of the biggest men on earth!

RODZ: Golden King and Dr. Death lock up. Golden King kicks Death in the stomach and nails a jacknife powerbomb. Golden King goes against the ropes and drops a leg across Death's face. Death screams in pain. Golden King goes to the second rope as Dr. Death struggles to his feet. Golden King leaps off the top with a flying shoulderblock. Death bounces off the mat. Golden King picks up Death and sets up for a chokeslam. Golden King points the crowd as he picks up Dr. Death and pounces him off the mat with a one-handed chokeslam. Golden King is in complete control of this match.

TALTITO: Dr. Death gets to his feet as Golden King is on the top rope posing for the fans. Dr. Death scoops Golden King with a back-suplex. Dr. Death goes to the top rope and flys off with a flying legdrop. Golden King and Dr. Death both get up to their feet at the same time. Golden King goes against the ropes and goes for a clothesline. Dr. Death ducks and nails a backspin DDT. Golden King's head bounces off the mat. Dr. Death covers and only gets a two count.

RODZ: Dr. Death gets up and slaps the mat in frustration. Death grabs one of Golden Kings legs and spins around into a spinning toe hold. Golden King pushes Dr. Death off with his feet. Death goes right back and stomps on Golden King. Dr. Death sets up Golden King for a big splash. Death runs against the ropes and leaps up with a big splash. Golden King rolls out of the way. Golden King gets up and waits for Dr. Death. Death gets up and Golden King grabs him and throws him with a Throw-Away slam. Golden King sets Dr. Death up on the top rope, Dr. Death facing the crowd. Golden King locks on a Dragon Sleeper on the top rope. He hooks one of Dr. Death's arm and suplexes back with a Reverse Layout Suplex.

TALTITO: Dr. Death slowy gets to his feet. Golden King runs against the ropes as Dr. Death ducks his big boot. Death kicks Golden King in the stomach and hooks on a double-arm DDT. Dr. Death goes back to Golden King's Legs. He hooks on a Boston Crab! Good god, thats a giant Boston Crab!

RODZ: Golden King is screaming in pain. He reaches the ropes, as Golden King slides out to the outside of the ring. Golden King is doing a smart thing, by standing outside and taking a breather. But, Dr. Death aint gonna let that happen! Death coming by the backway. Golden King hunched over. Dr. Death's getting somthing from under the ring. Golden King being repramanded by the Referee! Golden King just clocked the Referee! Dr. Death has got a ladder! He smashes it over Golden Kings spine! Death falls over, as Dr. Death bury's the Ladder in Golden King's own ribs! Death has unfolded the ladder, as he begins climbing. Death 15 feet high in the air!

TALTITO: Dr. Death spreading his arms in the air, He leaps off! Good God! Golden King moves out of the way, Death crashes on the cement! He's out cold! Golden King setting up a chair on the outside, and smashes it over the back of Dr. Death.

RODZ: Golden King dragging Dr. Death over to the ladder, and begins climbing with Dr. Death behind him. They get to the top, what the (CENSORD) is he doing?

TALTITO: Golden King has got Dr. Death on the other side of the ladder. He wraps his hand around Dr. Death's throat!! He signals to the crowd, they leap off the ladder over the top rope, and lands down in the center of the ring! Golden King just nailed the Punisher off the ladder into the center of the ring! GOOD LORD!

RODZ: The Crowd is going nuts! I've never heard anybody chant as loud as they are now! (A small "EVCW" chant begins, Johnny Rodz starts laughing) This is extreme! The Referee is up! Golden King drags his arm over Dr. Death, The Ref counts slowly.. 1...

TALTITO: 2....

RODZ and CROWD: 3!!

TALTITO: Golden King did it! He pins Dr. Death with The Punisher off the ladder! I've never seen such a move in my life!

RODZ: You havent seen EVCW then, have you?

TALTITO: Forgot EVCW, we need help down to ringside now. Dr. Death is coughing up blood, as Golden King is holding his leg. The Referee is just out cold.

RODZ: Here comes the E. M. T's. But, lets clear them out of the ring becouse the other JR is about to make his way out to ringside!

TALTITO: And, who would that be?

RODZ: JR! Johnny Rebel!

TALTITO: Since when does he have Mic oppertunities? He's not even under contract in the SWA!

RODZ: Just shut up Danny boy!

(The lights go out. The fans go nuts. A green spotlight comes up, on the rampway it reads "The Ace Allience" followed by Money Symbols. "Natural Born Killaz" by Dr. Dre and Ice Cube starts. Out walks, Johnny Rebel with the XBWL Heavywieght Championship around his waist. He's dressed in referee clothes. He gets in the ring, as the fans are booing him. Rebel smiles and grabs a microphone)

REBEL: Well, SWA. What do you know? Its now, Rebel-town. Forget about Dave Taylor (Fans Boo), You can forget about your legacy's! Its time for a new era. And, Im gonna start tonight. Since, Mr. Taylor is a close personal friend of mine, He gave me a job tonight. And, since I wasnt doing anything else, I thought I would be the referee for tonights Main Event! Legacy, Dave Taylor.. I've got two words for you: Your Welcome!

(Rebel tosses the microphone into the crowd, as they boo. Rebel gets out of the ring as his theme plays. He struts up the rampway, as he dissapears through the curtain)

RODZ: (standing and clapping) Stand up Danny! Show some respect to the greatest wrestler in this league!

TALTITO: Danny, Johnny Rebel isnt in this league.

RODZ: So what! He's the greatest professional wrestler in the world!

TALTITO: Quit sucking up Johnny. We got another match to call. Ring Troll and Mr. Hardcore, it seems Mr. Hardcore has brought him a couple weopons to the ring!

RODZ: A couple? Try a freakin, Shopping Cart full of weopons! He's got Nintendo's, Garbage Cans, Grandfather Clocks and many more! It looks like K-Mart during Christmas Season!

TALTITO: Their is the bell, Mr. Hardcore comes flying through the ring and he cracks Troll with a broomstick? Mr. Hardcore spanking Troll across the ribs with the remains of the Broomstick! Troll gets up, Mr. Hardcore bending over to pick up a weopon. Troll picks up a Signapore Cane from the ground and..

RODZ: (Breathing Hard, as the crowd lets out a big moan) GOOD GRIEF! Ring Troll just ruined Mr. Hardcore's social life! Holy Mother of Jesus! Mr. Hardcore is rolling around on the ground. Ring Troll's grabbed a Nintendo 64! Wait! Dont ruin that, I was looking all over for one of those!

TALTITO: Oh, will you shut up?

RODZ: Well..

TALTITO: Ring Troll plugs in a controller? What the (CENSORD) is he gonna do, play Mr. Hardcore? Ring Troll picks up the Nintendo and cracks it over the head of Mr. Hardcore. Hardcore is bleeding already! Troll, takes out the contraller and throws it out in the crowd. Troll comes back to the Signapore Cane. Mr. Hardcore is holding his crotch on the ground. Ring Troll comes over and drops the cane, He spreads out Mr. Hardcore's legs. He looks out at the crowd, they go crazy!

RODZ: How can the crowd go crazy for that? Why are they supporting this crap!

TALTITO: Ring Troll with a closed fist to the crotch of Mr. Hardcore! If, Ring Troll keeps it up, god knows what will happen to Mr. Hardcore! Troll heading up to the top rope, he grabs somthing on his way up. Its a Waffle-Iron? He's going all the way up, what agility! Ring Troll leaps off, and nails Mr. Hardcore, Hardcore falls to his knees but gets back up! Mr. Hardcore steps up dazed. Ring Troll scoops him up, Tombstone Piledriver! Ring Troll isnt covering, what in the world is he thinking?

RODZ: I dont know, but I think its stupid! He could have this match won! Ring Troll grabbing a Trash Can, as Mr. Hardcore is slowly getting up. Ring Troll puts the Garbage Can on Hardcore's head!

TALTITO: Ring Troll bouncing off the ropes, Dropkick! But, Mr. Hardcore stays on his feet. Ring Troll, motions to the crowd that he's going to pull a Babe Ruth. He's got a Baseball Bat! Mr. Hardcore is stumbling around in the ring, Ring Troll winds up and cracks Mr. Hardcore! The Metal Clang has to be awful! But, Troll is going to the outside? Is he ever going to give up? What the..?

(Troll drags the Announcing Table over closer to the ring, all the moniters fall off. Johnny Rodz and Danny Taltito stand up and back away. Troll gets back in the ring)

RODZ: Holy (CENSORD)-balls! I dont know about you Danny, But Im getting the (CENSORD) out of here!

(Rodz throws his headset to Danny Taltito. Rodz takes off, to the side of the ring along with the Ring Announcer and the Time Keeper)

TALTITO: Well, It looks like Im all alone! Ring Troll walks over, inside the ring and grabs Mr. Hardcore. And places him on the top rope. Ring Troll goes outside to the apron, and gets on the outside facing the announcers table. Holy (CENSORD) Troll scoops up Mr. Hardcore, Troll LAUNCHES OFF WITH A TOMBSTONE THROUGH THE TABLE! Good Lord!

RODZ: Im back! The Referee counts as Troll drags his arm around Mr. Hardcore, The Referee counts 1...2..3!!

TALTITO: Ring Troll wins in a dominating fasion! Ring Troll dominated this match from the beggining. Who would have thought, Ring Troll could have gone Hardcore?

RODZ: I knew it from the start, I knew Troll would kill that guy!

TALTITO: Oh Lord, I give up.

RODZ: We'll be back, after our final commercial break!

(Commercials are shown in this order: Zest Body Wash. Flutie Flakes. SWA's First Pay Per View, "New Years Brawl". And SWA Action Figures, Legacy, Dave Taylor and Ring Troll)

RODZ: Well Folks, the next match is our Main Event! It pits 3 Men all fighting for one thing, the SWA Extreme Title Held by "Dangerous" Dave Taylor!! And we are ready, lets get to the ring for Main Event!

(The crowd pops as "Architecture of Agresson" begins to play. Legacy steps out from behind the curtain and continues to walk down to the ring as fans begin to toss drinks and food at this monster)

GREEN: His opponent, From The Bowels Of Hell... Weighing in at 228 pounds Satan's Disciple!!!

(No music at all plays as Satan's Disciple enters through the curtains. Suddenly, Dr. Death walks out from the crowd and clips Legacy from behind. Then Death drags him to the top rope and executes a Top Rope Powerbomb onto the cement)

RODZ: Good Lord!! Death is destroying Legacy!! Someone get Legacy out of the ring, Death is gonna send him to (CENSORD) and after Death's loss today, He's one (CENSORD) off dude! Sweet Jesus! He is signaling for the Antidote!

(Dr. Death runs his thumb across his throat and then lifts Legacy and then drops him with the Antodite. Paramedics rush to the ring and carry Legacy out on a strectcher)

TALTITO: Sweet Jesus!!!! Death just decimated Legacy!

(Suddenly, "Ruff Ryders Anthem" blasts as Death stands on the top turnbuckle and raises his arms into an X and points towards the entrance and out walks "Dangerous" Dave Taylor with his SWA Extreme Title. He makes his way to the ring and spits on Legacy as the Paramedics run him up to ramp to an ambulance. He walks into the ring and and stands on the turnbuckle with his arms in an X, then he gets off the turnbuckle and then grabs a mic)

TAYLOR: Hahaha, Legacy your patheitic. Good job Death but right now who wants to see me kick Disiciple's (CENSORD)?

(The crowd goes crazy)

TAYLOR: That's what I thought so let's do it!

RODZ: D.D.T. charges at Satan's Disciple and drops kicks him through the ropes. Disiciple slams against the steel barricade hard. D.D.T. is grabbing the steel barricade and he just slammed it over Disiciple's head!!

DT: OH GOD!! SD is bleeding profusevly! D.D.T. just was handed a STOP SIGN by a fan..wait! That's not a fan..it's PHANTOM!! D.D.T. just slammed it over the head of Satan's Disciple!!

JR: D.D.T. is in complete control!! D.D.T. slides into the ring and Satan's Disciple is slowly following. D.D.T. just powerbombed Satan's Disiple!! He's getting a table now and he wedged it between the steel and the ring..Dave Taylor just picked up Satan's Disciple

DT: I wonder what he's going to do..holy (CENSORED)!!

JR: Watch your mouth! There are kids watching...OH NO!! D.D.T. just piledrove The Disciple through the table!!! D.D.T. is letting out a howl and then he picks up Satan's Disciple and brings him into the ring...

DT: Hahaha, yeah him and also a bat and chair!! Satan's Disciple slowly rises to his feet and D.D.T. holds his arms out horizontally and then let's out a scream..he un-folds the chair and then whips Disciple into the ropes

JR: And a DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE CHAIR!! Satan's Disciple is up to his knees and he gets the bat to the back of the head...oh..what the hell..here comes Andrew Taylor and another man.....D.D.T. sees them and runs into the ropes....a SUICIDE DIVE ONTO THE TWO MAN!! And Special Guest Referee Johnny Rebel begins the 10 Count....

(D.D.T. starts to pound on the mystery man and Andrew Taylor nails him with a lead pipe and D.D.T. falls to the ground out cold..the 2 Man slowly walk to the back and they are met by Dr. Death and Phantom! Phantom-Phantomkicks Andrew Taylor off the Entrance Way and he lands through a table 15 feet below)

TALTITO: Satan's Disciple crawling back into the ring! Rebel is up to nine! And ten! Satan's Disciple has won by Disqualification!

RODZ: But, Dave Taylor retains the Extreme Title! But, Satan's Disciple has got the victory, but not the way he wanted. Folks, where out of time, We'll see you next week on Saturday Nights Main Event!

(The SWA Copyright stuff comes on the bottom of the screen. The Dangerous Allience helps Dave Taylor in the ring as they all make an X with their hands as the camera rolls off, you see Disciple attacking the Ring Announcer)