Johnny Rodz: What a day! Wow! We're here for the first ever, TUESDAY TITANS! I'm Johnny Rodz, the best announcer in the buisness today! Eat your heart out, Jim Ross! I'm the REAL JR!

Daniel Taltito: And I'm Daniel Taltito, newcomer to announcing, but the SWA hired me none the less! Welcome everyone! We have a jam packed crowd out here tonight, and we're in the Hartford Civic Center, in Hartford Connecticut! We have an awesome card for you tonight! First up tonight, we have Fat Pun taking on The Poet!

JR: What?! Two jobbers fighting?

DT: They weren't jobbers right away. The match was signed before either man was demoted to jobber status.

JR: Boring! Boring!

DT: The match hasn't even started yet!

JR: Then get it going! Boring! Boring!

Robert Green: This contest is sceduled for one fall. The referee is Patricia Hawatt. In the ring at this time... Hailing from London, England... Weighing in at 200 pounds... The Poet!!! His opponent... Hailing from Orlando, Florida... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "The Punisher" Fat Pun!!!

(Mankind's exit theme begins to play. Boos are heard as Fat Pun makes his way to the ring.)

DT: They lock up. The Poet punches Fat Pun. Fat Pun chops The Poet. Fat Pun kicks The Poet. Fat Pun goes for a sleeperhold, but The Poet blocks it. The Poet executes a knee to the back on Fat Pun. The Poet takes Fat Pun down with a knee pull-up. The Poet uses a knee to the back on Fat Pun. The Poet nails Fat Pun with a knee to the back. The Poet is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout.

JR: The Poet gets a kneebar on Fat Pun. Fat Pun tries to escape the hold. Fat Pun is struggling to reach the ropes. Fat Pun reaches the ropes after being trapped for 15 seconds. The Poet nails Fat Pun with a dropkick to the face. I can't believe it! You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for The Poet! The Poet executes a kick to the thigh on Fat Pun. The Poet hits a kick to the head on Fat Pun. The Poet hits a kick to the thigh on Fat Pun. The Poet hits a knee to the back on Fat Pun. The Poet executes a knee pull-up on Fat Pun.

DT: The Poet throws Fat Pun out of the ring. Patricia Hawatt counts: one, two, three, Fat Pun reenters the ring. The Poet uses a kick to the head on Fat Pun. The Poet nails Fat Pun with a knee to the back. The Poet goes for a kick to the midsection, but Fat Pun blocks it. Fat Pun runs into the ropes. Fat Pun takes The Poet down with a swinging neckbreaker. A few fans are cheering on Fat Pun. The Poet begs off. Fat Pun gets a sleeperhold on The Poet.

JR: The Poet reaches the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds. Fat Pun gets a nerve hold on The Poet. The Poet is writhing in pain. The Poet submits after 13 seconds.

(There are chants of 'boring, boring'.)

RG: Your winner is Fat Pun. Time of match: 0:03:29.

JR: Wow! No ones gives two shakes of their (CENSORED)s! Told you, Danny, boring as hell.

DT: I have to agree with you there. Well, next up, we have Mr. Hardcore trying to defeat Golden King.

JR: I like Mr. Hardcore's style, but he just doesn't know how good Goldy is! I saw Goldy in the IWZ, and man! He was awesome! He was the IWZ's King of Hardcore for awhile, too! No doubt he's gonna whoop Mr. Hardcore up.

DT: Wait a minute... I just got word we have something going on in the back. Let's take you there!

(The SWA SupremeTron fades into a shot of The Beast locker room. He is sitting down watching some clips of SWA House Shows. Suddenly, his door is busted down. He looks over the door in a look of fear and then "Dangerous" Dave Taylor charges at him and knocks him off his chair. D.D.T. then picks up The Beast and slams him face first into the wall. D.D.T. then walks to the door and drags something in. He places it on the table and then sets up Beast for a fishermans suplex and then slams him through the table onto the contraption. D.D.T. rolls over Beast and on his back side is printed "DDT".)

"Dangerous" Dave Taylor: BEAST, THOSE ARE 3 LETTERS THAT REPRESENT YOUR WORST (CENSORED)ING NIGHTMARE!!!!!!

("Dangerous" Dave Taylor then spits on the bloody beaten Beast and walks out of the room as the camera fades out.)

JR: DDT is really trying to whoop Beast's (CENSORED)! But, DDT SUCKS anyways! Where's Disciple?! Why didn't he help Beast?!

DT: Who knows. And look at this! The ref for the next match is former pro wrestler Melee Bearhugger! He ain't gonna take crap from no one!

JR: This man was my idol when I was young!

DT: Alright! Right now, we need to get to our match!

RG: This contest is sceduled for one fall. The referee is Melee Bearhugger. Introducing first... Hailing from Topeka, Kansas... Weighing in at 395 pounds... Golden King!!!

(Blind by KoRn begins to play. The cheers become overwhelming as Golden King makes his way to the ring.)

RG: His opponent... Hailing from New York, New York... Weighing in at 290 pounds... "The (CENSORED) Kicker" Mr. Hardcore!!!

(All in the Family by KoRn begins. The boos start as Mr. Hardcore makes his way to the ring.)

DT: They lock up. Golden King takes Mr. Hardcore down with a headlock takedown. Golden King punches Mr. Hardcore. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Golden King. Golden King punches Mr. Hardcore. Golden King hits a fisherman buster on Mr. Hardcore. Golden King leaves the ring. He returns with the brass knuckles. Golden King hits him with the brass knuckles. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore with a tornado DDT. Golden King hits him with the brass knuckles. A portion of the crowd is booing Golden King. Golden King hits a running power bomb on Mr. Hardcore. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Golden King takes Mr. Hardcore down with a jack-knife power bomb.

JR: Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, kickout. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the turnbuckle. Mr. Hardcore comes back and rocks Golden King with an elbow. Mr. Hardcore uses a belly-to-back suplex on Golden King. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mr. Hardcore. Mr. Hardcore goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Golden King counters it with a punch. Golden King hits a fisherman buster on Mr. Hardcore. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King with a clothesline. Mr. Hardcore goes for a power bomb, but Golden King blocks it. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King with a kick. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King with a Russian legsweep.

DT: Mr. Hardcore nails Golden King with a belly-to-back suplex. Mr. Hardcore nails Golden King with a belly-to-back suplex. Mr. Hardcore hits a thumb to the throat on Golden King. Mr. Hardcore uses a DDT on Golden King. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mr. Hardcore. Mr. Hardcore is going for the pin.

JR: Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Hardcore goes for a DDT, but Golden King counters it with a backdrop. Golden King uses a tornado DDT on Mr. Hardcore. A portion of the crowd is cheering Golden King. Golden King executes a tornado DDT on Mr. Hardcore. Golden King takes Mr. Hardcore down with the Liger Bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, kickout. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore with a Tombstone. Golden King acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the turnbuckle. Golden King executes a running power bomb on Mr. Hardcore. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Golden King hits a tornado DDT on Mr. Hardcore. Golden King is starting to get more cheers than boos. Golden King nails Mr. Hardcore with a belly-to-belly suplex. Golden King acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Golden King throws Mr. Hardcore out of the ring.

DT: Golden King jumps onto him with springboard leg lariat. Golden King knocks Mr. Hardcore into the ringpost. Golden King acknowledges the portion of the crowd which is cheering him. Mr. Hardcore is busted wide open. Golden King goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Mr. Hardcore counters it with a facerake. Mr. Hardcore whips Golden King into the guardrail. Melee Bearhugger counts: 1. Mr. Hardcore knocks Golden King into the ringsteps. A portion of the crowd is booing Mr. Hardcore. Mr. Hardcore uses a DDT on Golden King. Melee Bearhugger counts: 2. Mr. Hardcore whips Golden King into the guardrail. Mr. Hardcore reenters the ring. Golden King follows him back in. Mr. Hardcore whips Golden King into the ropes. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore with a kick. Golden King is going for the pin.

JR: Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Golden King goes for a fisherman buster, but Mr. Hardcore counters it with a small package. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Hardcore goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Golden King counters it with an elbowsmash. Mr. Hardcore is bleeding profusely. Golden King executes a belly-to-belly suplex on Mr. Hardcore. Golden King goes for a tornado DDT, but Mr. Hardcore blocks it. Mr. Hardcore whips Golden King into the turnbuckle. Mr. Hardcore goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Golden King counters it with a facerake. Golden King takes Mr. Hardcore down with a Tombstone. Golden King uses the Liger Bomb on Mr. Hardcore.

DT: Melee Bearhugger counts: One, shoulder up. Golden King attempts to place Mr. Hardcore on the turnbuckle, but Mr. Hardcore blocks it. Golden King throws Mr. Hardcore out of the ring. Golden King goes through the ropes. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the guardrail. Golden King goes for a fisherman buster, but Mr. Hardcore counters it with a small package. Melee Bearhugger counts: 1. Mr. Hardcore reenters the ring. Golden King follows him back in. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King. Mr. Hardcore chops Golden King. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Mr. Hardcore. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore. Golden King is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore. The cheers for Golden King are drowning out the boos. Golden King hits a tornado DDT on Mr. Hardcore.

JR: Golden King hits a jumping DDT on Mr. Hardcore. The crowd seems to be rallying behind Golden King. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the ropes, but Mr. Hardcore reverses it. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King with an elbow. Mr. Hardcore hits a Russian legsweep on Golden King. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mr. Hardcore. Mr. Hardcore uses a powerslam on Golden King. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, shoulder up. Mr. Hardcore whips Golden King into the ropes, but Golden King reverses it. Golden King executes the Punisher on Mr. Hardcore. The cheers for Golden King are drowning out the boos. Golden King goes for the pin. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. Golden King takes Mr. Hardcore down with a Tombstone. Golden King takes Mr. Hardcore down with a Tombstone.

DT: The cheers for Golden King are drowning out the boos. Golden King whips Mr. Hardcore into the ropes. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King with a kick. Mr. Hardcore executes a powerslam on Golden King. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Hardcore hits Golden King with a belly-to-back suplex. Mr. Hardcore nails Golden King with a Big Leg Drop. A portion of the crowd is cheering Mr. Hardcore. Mr. Hardcore nails Golden King with a power bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, kickout. Mr. Hardcore runs into the ropes. Golden King misses with an elbow. Golden King executes a jumping DDT on Mr. Hardcore. Mr. Hardcore takes the Table and uses it on him. Mr. Hardcore is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. He goes for the pin. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Mr. Hardcore hits a powerslam on Golden King.

JR: Melee Bearhugger counts: One, shoulder up. Mr. Hardcore goes for a power bomb, but Golden King counters it with a backdrop. Golden King hits Mr. Hardcore with a jack-knife power bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, in the ropes... Golden King hits a German suplex on Mr. Hardcore. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat! Melee Bearhugger counts: One, two, three!!!! Golden King doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting!

RG: Both combatants have been pinned! Time of match: 0:08:58.

DT: Oh my God! I can't believe it! We have a draw! These two were giving us an awesome match, only to end in a draw! I can't believe it!

JR: Everyone's out of here already, and we're getting ready for our next match.

DT: Golden King looked pissed! He had that match won, but he just didn't pull up his shoulders. Well, we have to go to commericial! Stay with us!

(Commercial for New Years Brawl. Commercial for IBM. Commercial for tonight's Simpons on FOX.)

DT: We're back!

(Suddenly, "DaNgErOuS" by Busta Rhymes begins. The fans get on their feet as "Dangerous" Dave Taylor makes his way to the ring. He has a mic in hand.)

JR: Oh no, here comes "Dorky" Dave Taylor! What's this idiot doing out here?

DT: Well, let's listen up and find out.

"Dangerous" Dave Taylor: Lady's and gentlmen, I just wanted to tell everyone that here tonight, I, D.D.T, will be the first Extreme champion!

(Crowd goes into a frenzy.)

DDT: Beast, Satan's Disciple, your (CENSORED)y World Order ain't nothin compared to the DaNgErOuS aLLiaNcE! We're gonna...

(Suddenly the lights go out. Over the loud speakers, you hear "Have you ever danced with a Devil in the pale moonlight..." followed by a strange voice speaking in tounge's. Suddenly, fire works blast off near the ramp, and red lights fall over the arena. Metallica's "Devil's Dance" begins to play, and Satan's Disciple walks out from the entrance.)

DDT: What the (CENSORED) do you want?!

(Satan's Disciple shrugs, and suddenly, Beast bursts out of the crowd. He hops into the ring and nails DDT from behind. He continues pounding on and then he nails him with the Downward Spiral, as Satan's Disciple enters the ring. The lights come back on and the music stops.)

Satan's Disciple: Fools, it looks like Satan's World Order is off the ground! Not only that, but me and Beast have an invitation! That's right. Right now, we're inviting... DeaTH to join us! DeaTH, you've been with the Dangerous Alliance for a long time now, but they're nothing! You're another man in Satan's Army, and he won't like it if you don't join up with me. You're a disciple, just like me! Don't be a bloody fool! Join me!

(Beast spits on DDT, and then Satan's Disciple pulls out a color with a chain attached. He trys to put it on Beast, but Beast knocks it out of his hand and leaves as the music comes back on. Disciple has a confused look on his face.)

Disciple: .... Anyways, DeaTH, join us! We're the best thing going!

(Disciple drops the mic and leaves.)

DT: I can't believe! They may have not only cost DDT that match, but they also may have just recruited the man who beat the gigantic Legacy, DeaTH!

JR: All I can tell ya is, if DeaTH joins the sWo, there's no stopping them! However, if he stays DA, the sWo need to recruit someone just as good as, or possibly better then, DeaTH, otherwise, this fed is gonna be DA 4-Life.

DT: What about the MOD?

JR: Yesterday's news! Let's get back to the action.

DT: And look at this! The ref is gonna be Patricia Hawatt! The only female referee. And the SWA hired her! She's been criticized over and over by the male refs because she does 20 counts instead of 10 counts!

RG: This contest is sceduled for one fall. Your referee is Patricia Hawatt. Introducing first... Hailing from Kailua, Hawaii... Weighing in at 351 pounds... "The Troll" Ring Troll!!!

(The Unforgiven II plays over the loud speakers. Half boos and half cheers can be heard as Ring Troll comes down the aisle with an MOD shirt on.)

RG: His opponent... Hailing from Chicago, Illinois... Weighing in at 270 pounds... Turbo!!!

(The Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor begins. A mixed reaction is given as Turbo comes down to the ring.)

JR: They lock up. Turbo punches Ring Troll. Quite a few boos are audible. Turbo punches Ring Troll. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Turbo nails Ring Troll with a power bomb. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Turbo hits Ring Troll with a DDT. Turbo hits a backdrop on Ring Troll. Turbo executes a backdrop on Ring Troll. Turbo executes a Gorilla Press on Ring Troll. Turbo is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Turbo nails Ring Troll with a DDT. Turbo hits Ring Troll with a powerslam.

DT: Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Turbo executes a power bomb on Ring Troll. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Turbo hits a powerslam on Ring Troll. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, kickout. Turbo goes for a DDT, but Ring Troll blocks it. Ring Troll goes for a side headlock, but Turbo counters it with a back suplex. Turbo takes Ring Troll down with a power bomb. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo runs into the ropes. Turbo and Ring Troll get hit with a double clothesline. Turbo uses the Discus Punch on Ring Troll. Turbo is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Turbo leaves the ring. He returns with the Lead Pipe. Turbo uses a backdrop on Ring Troll. Turbo nails Ring Troll with a power bomb. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Turbo hits him with the Lead Pipe. Patricia Hawatt throws the Lead Pipe out of the ring. Turbo runs into the ropes. Turbo hits Ring Troll with a clothesline. Turbo is going for the pin.

JR: Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo nails Ring Troll with a clothesline. Turbo executes a power bomb on Ring Troll. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo takes Ring Troll down with a power bomb. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, shoulder up. Turbo goes for a DDT, but Ring Troll counters it with a backdrop. Ring Troll is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Ring Troll nails Turbo with a faceslam. Ring Troll goes for a side headlock, but Turbo throws him off. Turbo goes for a power bomb, but Ring Troll blocks it. Ring Troll goes for a faceslam, but Turbo blocks it. Turbo kicks Ring Troll. Quite a few boos are audible. Ring Troll chops Turbo. A small "Ring Troll" chant is being started. Turbo chops Ring Troll.

DT: Turbo is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Turbo hits Ring Troll. Turbo nails Ring Troll with a Gorilla Press. Turbo takes Ring Troll down with the Discus Punch. Quite a few boos are audible. Turbo executes a powerslam on Ring Troll. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo goes for the Discus Punch, but Ring Troll blocks it. Ring Troll goes for a cobra clutch, but Turbo blocks it. Turbo runs into the ropes. Ring Troll hits Turbo with a kick. Ring Troll whips Turbo into the ropes. Ring Troll goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Turbo counters it with a DDT. Turbo is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Turbo gives the sign for the Turbo Slam. Turbo goes for the Turbo Slam, but he can't do it. Ring Troll counters it with a mounted punch. Ring Troll executes a swinging neckbreaker on Turbo. A small "Ring Troll" chant is being started. Ring Troll runs into the ropes. Ring Troll misses with a shoulderblock.

JR: Ring Troll hits a swinging neckbreaker on Turbo. The crowd is starting to get behind Ring Troll. Ring Troll throws Turbo out of the ring. Ring Troll goes through the ropes. Patricia Hawatt counts: 1. Ring Troll knocks Turbo into the ringsteps. Ring Troll hits Turbo with a DDT. Patricia Hawatt counts: 2. Ring Troll knocks Turbo into the ringpost. E.G.B comes from behind and distracts Turbo. E.G.B comes from behind, but Turbo nails E.G.B. Ring Troll hits an inverted atomic drop on Turbo. Patricia Hawatt counts: 3. Ring Troll sets up a table. Ring Troll nails Turbo with a splash. Patricia Hawatt counts: 4. Ring Troll sets up Turbo on the table. Ring Troll tries to tombstone Turbo through the table, but he moves out of the way. The table didn't break. Quite a few boos are audible. Turbo executes the Discus Punch on Ring Troll. Turbo is handed a fire extinguisher.

DT: Turbo hits him with the fire extinguisher. Patricia Hawatt counts: 5. Turbo takes Ring Troll down with a DDT. Patricia Hawatt counts: 6. Turbo knocks Ring Troll into the ringsteps. Patricia Hawatt counts: 7. Turbo hits him with the fire extinguisher. A wave of boos is going through the crowd. Turbo hits a DDT on Ring Troll. Patricia Hawatt counts: 8. Turbo knocks Ring Troll into the ringpost. The crowd is booing Turbo. Turbo executes a powerslam on Ring Troll. Patricia Hawatt counts: 9. Turbo knocks Ring Troll into the ringsteps. They're brawling inside the ring area. Turbo uses a powerslam on Ring Troll. E.G.B comes from behind and distracts Turbo. Ring Troll hits a faceslam on Turbo. Patricia Hawatt counts: 10. Ring Troll reenters the ring.

JR: Patricia Hawatt counts: 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20! Turbo is counted out!

(A small "Ring Troll" chant is being started.)

RG: Your winner is Ring Troll... Time of match: 0:07:53.

DT: I can't believe it! Ring Troll won the match all thanks to a count out! Don't look for Turbo to be too happy with this descision!

JR: You can bet he won't! He knows he was just screwed! It should have been a DOUBLE count out! Both of them were out of the ring for ten seconds! Ring Troll and Turbo are both out of here now. Did you notice that right after Troll won, he rushed out of here? He ran to the back.

DT: Hold on... word is we have something else going on in the back!

(The SWA SupremeTron fades into a shot of the door to Mr. Hardcore's locker room. Shouting can be heard inside. Suddenly, a loud thump is heard, followed by crashes and glass breaking. All of a sudden, the door bursts open and Mr. Hardcore is thrown out, nearly hitting the camera. Ring Troll follows him out and slams his head against the wall. He picks in up, and slams him into the door. He then rips the door off it's hinges and lays it across Mr. Hardcore's head. Hardcore's head bursts open and blood spews out. Down the hall, security is running to save the day. Ring Troll lays the door on the ground, and nails Mr. Hardcore with a tombstone through the door. He then runs the other way as security and EMT's make there way to Mr. Hardcore. The SupremeTron fades out.)

JR: Wow! I can't believe it! Ring Troll is really trieing to get Mr. Hardcore hurt before their big match at New Years Brawl!

DT: You can say that again. Ring Troll just annihilated Hardcore. And right after Troll's match! He's making a statement tonight!

JR: Oh yeah! The ref for the next match is Big Henry! My favorite ref! He's awesome!

RG: This contest is sceduled for one fall for the SWA US title. The referee is Big Henry. Introducing first... Hailing from Mount Olympus in Greece... Weighing in at 289 pounds... The Iron Colossus!!!

(The Iron Colossus makes his way out with no music.)

RG: His opponent... Hailing from Short Hills, New Jersey... Weighing in at 210 pounds... Denton!!!

(No music plays as Denton makes his way to the ring.)

DT: They lock up. Denton goes for the Ace Crusher, but The Iron Colossus blocks it. The Iron Colossus places Denton on the turnbuckle. The Iron Colossus takes Denton down with a top-rope DDT. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. The Iron Colossus hits a low blow on Denton. The Iron Colossus whips Denton into the ropes. The Iron Colossus goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Denton counters it with a DDT. In turn, The Iron Colossus counters it with a low blow.

JR: The Iron Colossus executes a Death Valley Driver on Denton. A few fans are cheering on The Iron Colossus. The Iron Colossus is going for the pin. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. The Iron Colossus runs into the ropes. Denton nails The Iron Colossus with a tornado DDT. Denton throws The Iron Colossus out of the ring. Denton goes through the ropes. Big Henry counts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

RG: Both combatants have been counted out! Time of match: 0:01:15. The US Title remains vacant!

JR: What the hell?! What does this mean with the JJ Pierce thing?

DT: Here comes Commissioner Harrington Thorne, so it looks like we'll find out!

(Commissioner Thorne enters the ring.)

Commissioner Thorne: Now, I didn't think this would happen, but it did. So, it looks like both The Iron Colossus AND Denton will fight JJ Pierce next week for the US title! Thank you.

JR: A three-way dance!!! Oh yeah!

DT: What an announcement! Lady's and gentlemen, we have to take another break! Stay with us!

(Commericial for the movie "Jack Frost". Commericial for line of SWA Action Figures, featuring DDT, Legacy, and Satan's Disciple. Commericial for DaNgErOuS aLLiaNcE t-shirt.)

JR: The ring has been lowered into the ground, the cage has been put up, and we have no more commercial commitments! It's here! The big match we've all been waiting for! Let's get to the great action ahead!

RG: This contest is a no-DQ-no-countout-no-time-limit-triangle match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWA Extreme Title. Your referee is Patricia Hawatt. Introducing first... Hailing from Parts Unknown... Weighing in at 288 pounds... "The Midieval One" The Beast!!!

("Ain't My B****" by Metallica blasts over the PA system as The Beast comes from the curtains. He looks around at the cage surrounding the corridor to the the ring area, and surrounding the ring area. He makes his way down the aisle, and climbs under the razor-wire ropes.)

RG: His opponent... From Boston, Massachusetts... Weighing in at 287 pounds... "Dangerous" Dave Taylor!!!

(The crowd pops HUGE as "Dangerous" by Busta Rhymes begins to play. DDT steps out and looks at Beast. He walks down the corridor, but stops halfway.)

RG: Their opponent... From The Bowels Of Hell... Weighing in at 228 pounds... Satan's Disciple!!!

(No music at all plays as Satan's Disciple enters through the curtains. Suddenly, Beast runs from the ring area and attacks DDT as Satan's Disciple watches.)

JR: And Beast is destroying DDT fast! He isn't stopping at all! Beast slams DDT into the cage and throws him down the corridor. Satan's Disciple is laughing!

DT: Woh, woh, woh! Beast is setting DDT up for the Downward Spiral! And... NO! Satan's Disciple slams Beast over the head with a keyboard! Satan's Disciple hits him with the keyboard again! The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Satan's Disciple. Satan's Disciple hits him with a keyboard yet again!

JR: The keyboard is broken in half!!! Beast is bloody as hell, and he's still up! Beast swings at Disciple, but misses, and Disciple nails him with a kick to the gut. Oh no... he's signaling! He lifts Beast off his feet... DOOMED TO H.E.L.L!!!

DT: Lex Luger, step back! This man has the best Torture Rack I've ever seen! Beast is writhing in pain!

JR: DDT is up, and he's charging Disciple before Beast is able to submit! Disciple drops Beast to the floor, and kicks DDT in the face! What a match!

DT: Disciple grabs DDT by the hair, and he's climbing the cage with DDT in hand. Disciple is half way up the cage, and DDT's hair is ripping out of his head! Disciple grabs DDT's neck... CHOKE SLAM off the cage! DDT is going into cunvulsions on the floor, and Satan's Disciple is gloating like a mad man! He jumps off the cage, and Beast is getting up now.

JR: Wait a minute... Disciple is telling Beast to attack DDT! Disciple is practically ordering it!

DT: And Beast does as he's told! I can't believe it! He's attacking DDT! He's really putting the boots to him.

JR: This match ain't turning out to be hardcore at all! This is a normal match with a cage and some razor-wire for decoration... I stand corrected! Beast just threw DDT THROUGH the razor-wire ropes, into the area where the ring is supposed to be! DDT's face is cut and bloody. Both Beast and Disciple are attacking DDT now!

DT: Noooo! Disciple just threw Beast into the cage and the razor-wire! Beast has a HUGE laceration on his right arm now... hell, I'm surprised the man could wrestle after what DDT did to him earlier.

JR: That was nothing! DDT's nothing! Satan's Disciple is my pick for this match!

DT: Disciple picks DDT up... he's going for the Doomed To H.E.L.L... but no! DDT nails him with a low blow! DDT fighting back now!

JR: Hold on a minute... it's... it's...

DT: It's SWA Commissioner Harrington Thorne! He's walking right into the battle zone! He's in that cage! DDT's watching him, and wipeing blood from his eyes. Disciple is just getting up... and Beast is still screaming in pain in the corner!

JR: Thorne has DDT's barbed wire noose!!! Thorne just threw it to DDT, and DDT has a smile across his face! What's he gonna do with that?!

DT: We're about to see, as he's going over to the injured Beast... and he straps that thing around Beast's neck! Beast is trying to get it off his neck, but DDT nails him with the Drop Of Death! Beast is gone!

JR: No he's not! DDT is picking him off the ground, and now Patricia Hawatt is asking him what's he doing! I'm gonna have to ask the same question... what the hell is that man doing?!

DT: He's climbing the cage, with the end of the noose in hand, and with Beast on the other end of the noose! He's... he's tieing the top of the noose to the top of the cage, and Beast is now awakening from his trance!

JR: Beast is choking! He trieing to get out of that noose, but DDT has jumped off the cage, and is attacking Satan's Disciple now!

DT: Patricia Hawatt is asking Beast if he wants to submit, but she's getting no response! And Satan's Disciple is taking a whoopin from DDT.

JR: Ha ha! That loser, DDT, is walking out! Thorne asks him where's he going, but DDT keeps walking!

DT: Back in the ring, Disciple is walking over to Hawatt... and he just picked her up... Doomed To H.E.L.L! Patricia is up in the DTH, and Harrington Thorne has just climbed over the razor-wire ropes, and he's telling Disciple to put her down!

JR: Get her, Disciple!

DT: Harrington is trying to pull Hawatt from Disciple's grasp, but to no avail! Here comes DDT! He's pushing a dumpster to the ring!!!

JR: He's sees what's going on now, and he's rushes to the rescue. Thorne was just thrown to the ground, and DDT is now punching Disciple in the gut. Disciple drops Hawatt, but it looks to be too late. She's passed out!

DT: And Beast is passed out, too! His face is bright red! I THINK HE'S DEAD!!!!

JR: Disciple just slammed DDT down with a DDT! And now he's going to Beast... and he yanks Beast down from the top... but it may be too late. Disciple is slapping him in the face trying to get him to wake up, but it ain't happening!

DT: DDT is up and he's running towards the dumpster he brought out. And... he just pulled out hedge clippers! And... he's cutting the razor-wire ropes! They fall to the ground, and now he throws the clippers down, and goes back to the trash can. He's...

JR: He's pulling out a ladder!!! And now he's dragging the ladder back to the ring area!

DT: He sets the ladder up in the center, and he taps Disciple on the shoulder. Disciple turns around... oh! DDT just straight kicked him in the face, and Disciple is unconscious!!! DDT grabs Beast now... and he drags him to the ladder.

JR: He's dragging him up the ladder... and he sets him up for the Drop Of Death!!! NOOOOO!!!

DT: Yes!!! Beast has been knocked out again, and DDT goes for the cover... but Patricia Hawatt is still unconscious!

JR: Disciple is up!

DT: So is Thorne, and Thorne just hit Disciple with the hedge clippers! BUT THEY HAD NO EFFECT!!!

JR: Disciple picks up Thorne... Doomed To H.E.L.L! DDT is up and running at Disciple! Disciple drops Thorne and moves, and DDT runs into the cage. DDT shakes it off, and turns around. Disciple gives him the middle finger, and DDT is angry!

DT: BEAST IS UP! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Beast is charging DDT!!!

JR: DDT gets slammed!!! Beast picks DDT up... and Disciples tells Beast to finish DDT off! Beast nods his head... DOWNWARD SPIRAL!!! DDT has blood all over his face now, in his eyes, coming from his nose and mouth! This man is FINISHED!

DT: Beast covers, and Patricia Hawatt is trying to crawl over there... but Disciple kicks Beast off! And... Disciple grabs Beast... Doomed To H.E.L.L again!!!

JR: Beast is going... going... but Hawatt still hasn't gotten to her feet! She ain't even looking at the action! (CENSORED) females!

DT: Disciple looks down and sees that Patricia ain't doing anything, so he drops Beast. He goes over to Patricia and slaps her in the face!

JR: He's pulling Patricia Hawatt up, and he's gonna give her the Doomed To H.E... no!

DT: Harrington Thorne just nailed Disciple in the back of the head with brass knuckles! He must have got those out of the dumpster!

JR: Disciple is laying on his face, and Hawatt is looking around at the carnage! Blood everywhere! Razor-wire sticking out of people's faces! A few weapons scattered about! She doesn't know what to do!

DT: DDT is getting back to his feet now. So is Beast. And they attack each other! Beast pushes DDT into the ladder, and DDT curls his back in pain!

JR: Beast sets up DDT... big power bomb onto the fallen ladder! I think DDT just broke his back!

DT: Look at the way Beast is gasping for breath! He's still feeling the effects of that noose from earlier. Thorne comes up behind Beast... no! Disciple is up and he nailed Thorne! Beast thanks Disciple... but Disciple just clobbers Beast!

JR: Disciple picks Beast up... again... Doomed To H.E.L.L!!! Hawatt is checking! The Beast is writhing in pain!!!

DT: Oh my God! The Beast submits after 9 seconds!!!

RG: The Beast has been eliminated.

(The crowd is wildly cheering Satan's Disciple with only a few scattered boos audible.)

RG: The winner is Satan's Disciple. Time of match: 0:15:46.

JR: But thats not all! This is an elimination match, and Disciple still has to face DDT for the Extreme strap! DDT is up, but he's limping, and he swings at Disciple, and misses!

DT: What a match! And you said it wasn't hardcore! Two people were nearly killed, Beast and DDT!

JR: Whatever, Taltito. DDT swings again, and connects! But Disciple just laughs!

DT: Thorne just threw something to DDT that he got from the dumpster... it's a crowbar! DDT smacks the crowbar over Satan's Disciple's head! Disciple just flew to the ground, and blood is squirting from his head!

JR: That fool, Beast, is running at DDT! But he's gone!

DT: Thorne just threatened Beast, and Beast stopped dead in his tracks! Thorne takes Beast out of here, and Hawatt is checking on Disciple. DDT goes back to the dumpster... and now he's got... NOOOO WAAAYYYY!!!

JR: NOOOOO!!! He's got a TV set!!! He bringing it over to Disciple... Disciple is on his feet... NOOOOOOO!!!!!

DT: DDT smashed the TV over Disciple's head! Disciple went down! Disciple is down! The broken TV is still over his head... and DDT is picking up his barbed wire noose!

JR: DDT takes the Barbed Wire Noose and uses it on Disciple... oh no! Satan's Disciple is writhing in pain.... Satan's Disciple submits in 6 seconds!!!

RG: Satan's Disciple has been eliminated.

(A portion of the crowd is cheering Dave Taylor.)

RG: Your winner is Dave Taylor... Time of match: 0:18:05.

DT: DDT has won the Extreme title! Harrington Thorne is rushing back to the ring area, Extreme title in hand! He hands it to DDT... here comes Phantom and Dr. Death! They're all celebrating! It's a big party! We're out of time!

JR: For Daniel Taltito, this is Johnny Rodz, the best (CENSORED) announcer in professional wrestling, saying... kiss my (CENSORED)!!!

DT: Goodbye, lady's and gentlemen!