Johnny Rodz: We're here from the SWA Arena in Chicago, Illinois for Tuesday Titans!!! The event has been sold out for weeks, and boy can I see why! We've got 6 top card matches for tonight, plus the president should make a couple huge announcements!!!

Daniel Taltito: That's right, Johnny! The atmosphere tonight is awesome, as many are suspecting to see a title change here tonight between DeaTH and "The Prodigal Son" JJ Pierce! Pierce earned his right to face World champion, DeaTH, by beating "Dangerous" Dave Taylor, then Extreme champion, in a 2 of 3 falls contest. Not only does he get a World title shot, but now he can actually say that he was the one who forced DDT out of the SWA!

Johnny Rebel: Nonsense, dumb(CENSORED)! If ANYONE has the right to say they forced that loser, DDT, out of the SWA, it's me!

DT: Yes lady's and gentlemen, Rebel is now a full time part of our announcing team, so if you want to change that channel, go right ahead and come back in about an 120 minutes for the World title match. Also, only one referee has shown up today! So it looks like Melee Bearhugger will be working ALL the matches! Well, let's get right down to our first match. Newcomer to the SWA, Steve Edwards, will be taking on a man who's been in the SWA from the start, Fat Pun. Edwards made a huge impression on the SWA Committee at the pay-per-view, and now he's getting his chance to shine.

Robert Green: This next match is a scheduled for one fall ... Coming down the aisle first ... Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio ... Weighing in at 229 pounds ... "The Supreme One" Steve Edwards!!!

(You Start The Fire starts to plays as Steve Edwards makes his way to the ring to a mixed reaction.)

RG: His opponent ... Hailing from Orlando, Florida ... Weighing in at 287 pounds ... Fat Pun!!!

(Mankind's Exit Theme plays as Fat Pun makes his way to the ring to cheers.)

DT: Knee to the stomach sends Steve Edwards to the mat! Fat Pun with a roll up. Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NO! Kick out!!

Rebel: Boston crab being applied by Fat Pun ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Rodz: He may have him with that. NOOO!! Steve Edwards got out of that at the last second!

Rebel: Steve Edwards hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.

Rodz: They're circling like wild deer. Running clothesline knocks Fat Pun down hard!! Good moves by Steve Edwards. Steve Edwards comes down across the back of Fat Pun with a double ax handle!! Fat Pun just can't make it to his feet! Steve Edwards lifting Fat Pun into position for something ... oh! He devastated the neck of Fat Pun with a Tombstone type piledriver.

DT: Fat Pun hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Fat Pun may have broken some of Steve Edwards' teeth! Steve Edwards is ROCKED with a big elbow! Fat Pun picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Fat Pun ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes! Steve Edwards has his foot on the ropes! Steve Edwards climbing back to his feet, Fat Pun moves in ... Vertical Suplex!

Rebel: Steve Edwards lunging toward Fat Pun and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Steve Edwards!! Fat Pun taking an onslaught of punishment! Steve Edwards is pounding away at his entire body! Steve Edwards drops a knee on lower leg of Fat Pun! Steve Edwards Stomping away at the chest of Fat Pun! Now Steve Edwards repeatedly slamming Fat Puns head into the mat! He could break his nose!!

Rodz: Uh-oh! Fat Pun just turned it around! Steve Edwards' face is being slammed over and over by Fat Pun!

Rebel: Tie up ... and Steve Edwards sends Fat Pun into the ropes.

DT: A huge boot to the face sends Fat Pun off his feet! Steve Edwards is moving back to his feet Fat Pun is ROCKED with a big elbow! Steve Edwards is signaling! Figure Four!!! Fat Pun is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Melee Bearhugger is calling for the bell!

RG: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner ... Steeeveee Edwaaards!!!

DT: What a match put out by both men. Next up, we have another newcomer, Ashe, taking on a man who's contract is up, Legacy. Legacy signed a very short term contract, just to see what the SWA is like. Now that contract is up, and Legacy is refusing to re-sign. This will be his last match in the SWA.

RG: This next match is a scheduled for one fall ... Coming down the aisle first ... Hailing from Los Angeles, California ... Weighing 278 pounds ... Ashe!

(Ashe makes his way to the ring as Got The Life by KoRn plays.)

RG: And his opponent ... Hailing from Chicago, Illinois ... Weighing in at 474 pounds ... Legacy!!!

(Symphony of Destruction plays throughout the arena as Legacy walks to the ring.)

DT: Legacy is taking over from the start. Ashe goes spinning as Legacy connects with a german uppercut!

Rebel: Legacy applies a headlock and bulldogs Ashe to the ground! Ashes face is being slammed over and over by Legacy!

Rodz: That could cave in his face!! Legacy is moving back to his feet now ... and he dives onto Ashe! He's pounding away at Ashe's forehead!

DT: What an incredible series of punches!! Legacy with a lateral press ... Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... OHHHHH!!!

Rebel: That had to be two and seven-eighths!!

Rodz: Legacy picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Quick cover by Legacy, Ashe kicks out before the one count! Ashe needs to try for a comeback! Boston crab being applied by Legacy ... all he has to do is turn him over.

DT: He may have him with that ... NOOO!! Ashe escaped before Legacy could lock it on, but Ashe is tired. Cover by Legacy ... 1 ... Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ashe. We're not seeing much offense from Ashe.

Rebel: Ashe hops back to his feet. Legacy taunting Ashe a bit. OHHHHH! Ashe with a big scoop slam!! What's Legacy gonna say to that? Ashe stomping the face of Legacy!

Rodz: Ashe to the top rope ... oh! Out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Legacy went down quick! Figure four attempt by Ashe ... Legacy kicks him off quick.

DT: That could have been the end of Legacy! Legacy is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Ashe ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes ... Legacy has his foot on the ropes! Legacy moving back to his feet Ashe scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Rebel: Legacy lunging toward Ashe and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Legacy!! Leg drop across the throat of Ashe! Ashe taking an onslaught of punishment! Legacy is pounding away at his entire body!

Rodz: Ashe's face is being slammed over and over by Legacy!

DT: That could cave in his face!! Legacy flips Ashe over now ... driving a knee into the spinal area of Ashes back!! Legacy is moving back to his feet ... Legacy with a lateral press! Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... OHHHHH!

Rebel: That was close! Legacy nails Ashe again and ... a roll up. Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NOOO! Kick out!! Legacy with a neckbreaker! Pinning combination by Legacy ... 1 ... 2 ... Ashe grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Rodz: Legacy is relentless! Inside cradle ... 1 ... 2 ... Ashe makes it out.

DT: Yeah that was about two and nine-tenth counts. Legacy picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Legacy lifting Ashe into position for something ... devesting piledriver! What an awesome match!!!!

Rebel: Ashe sure could use some help now.

DT: We're not seeing much offense from Ashe. Legacy with a piledriver.

Rebel: Cover by Legacy ... 1, Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ashe.

Rodz: Ashe needs to try for a comeback! Legacy stomping the face of Ashe.

DT: Figure four attempt by Legacy. Ashe kicks him off quick.

Rebel: Legacy pulling Ashe back to his feet ... bad move! Ashe charging Legacy ... clothesli, NO! Legacy counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Quick cover by Legacy, Ashe kicks out before the one count! Legacy is all over Ashe! He's choking him out!! Ashe won't be able to take that for long!

Rodz: Now Legacy is trying to pull Ashe back to his feet. Ashe with an eye gouge!! Down goes Legacy! Ashe with a lateral press Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... OHHHHH!!!

DT: That had to be two and seven-eighths!! Ashe with the hair of Legacy.

Rebel: Looks like he's setting him up for something ... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Legacy moving to his feet. Ashe kicks him back down!

Rodz: Ashe with a roll up. Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NOOO! Kick out!! Legacy climbing back to his feet, Ashe moves in ... Vertical Suplex! Legacy moving back to his feet again ... Ashe scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Legacy gets ROCKED with a big elbow!

DT: Legacy is out cold! Ashe comes down across the back of Legacy with a double ax handle!! Legacy just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Ashe ... 1 ... 2 ... Legacy has his foot on the ropes! Ashe is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Rebel: Legacy got out of it! He's lucky!

Rodz: Ashe pulling Legacy back to his feet. Lock up ... Legacy gets the upper edge, setting Ashe up for a piledriver.

DT: Ashe counters back body drop! Gives Ashe the advantage again! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Johnny Rebel?

Rebel: No. Inside cradle ... 1 ... 2 ... Legacy makes it out.

Rodz: Yeah that was about two and one-tenth counts.

DT: Ashe out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Legacy went down quick!

Rebel: Legacy hops back to his feet. A dazed Ashe is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. They're punching it out, Ashe with a left ... right ... left ... another! Block by Legacy ... counters with a right of his own! Down goes Ashe! Legacy lifting Ashe into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ashe with a Tombstone piledriver! Figure four attempt by Legacy ... Ashe kicks him off quick.

Rodz: Ashe needs to try for a comeback.

DT: Ashe lunging toward Legacy and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Ashe!! Ashe spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Legacy!

Rebel: Legacy jumps to his! Legacy ... nails Ashe with a reverse neckbreaker! Legacy drops a knee on lower leg of Ashe! Who's gonna come out on top, Rodz?

Rodz: Well, Legacy just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Legacy. Legacy with repeated boots to the knee of Ashe. Working the leg!

DT: Ashe is up ... he low blows Legacy! Leg drop across the throat of Legacy! Legacy's face is being slammed over and over by Ashe, now.

Rebel: That could cave in his face!! Ashe is all over Legacy! He's choking him out!! Legacy won't be able to take that for long!

Rodz: Legacy hops back to his feet! What adrenaline! Legacy slamming the head of Ashe into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Inside cradle ... 1 ...2 ... Ashe makes it out!!!

DT: Legacy stomps on Ashe's head ... quick cover ... Ashe kicks out before the one count!

Rebel: Ashe hops back to his feet. Ashe picks him up and dumps Legacy on his head!

Rodz: Cover by Ashe ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes Legacy has his foot on the ropes! Ashe rocks Legacy with a big elbow! Ashe to the top rope corkscrew hurricanrana! Legacy went down quick! Legacy moving to his feet. Ashe kicks him back down!

Rebel: Ashe lifting Legacy into position for something. He devastated the neck of Legacy with a Tombstone type piledriver. Legacy is going out to the floor. Ashe is going after him. [Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2] Clothesline by Ashe takes Legacy down. [... 6] Ashe Irish whips him into the guard-rail! [... 7... 8] Ashe is back in the ring [... 10]

RG: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Assshhheee!!!

RG: This next match is a scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle ... Hailing from Chicago, Illinois ... Weighing in at 270 pounds ... the man you love to hate, Tuuurbooo!!!!!!!!!!!

(Turbo makes his way to the ring as The Eye of the Tiger plays and the crowd boos.)

RG: And his opponent ... Hailing from Staten Island, New York ... Weighing in at 275 pounds ... Suicide Steel.

(Marilyn Manson's The Beautiful People begins as Suicide Steel walks to the ring.)

DT: Lock up. Suicide Steel gets the upper edge, setting Turbo up for a piledriver.

Rebel: Turbo counters with a back body drop! That gives Turbo the advantage! Quick cover by Turbo, Suicide Steel kicks out before the one count! Inside cradle ... 1 ... 2 ... Suicide Steel makes it out.

Rodz: Turbo pulling Suicide Steel back to his feet. Suicide Steel goes spinning as Turbo connects with a german uppercut!

DT: Set up for a neckbreaker, Suicide Steel pulls it off and drops Turbo like yesterdays newspaper! Suicide Steel with the hair of Turbo.

Rebel: Looks like he's setting him up for something ... Oh! Big time Piledriver!! Suicide Steel is all over Turbo! He's choking him out!! Turbo won't be able to take that for long!

DT: Suicide Steel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Suicide Steel with a lateral press, Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... OHHHHH!

Rebel: That had to be two and seven eighths!! Suicide Steel's going for a boston crab.

Rodz: He's not gonna get it on, Turbo is too quick.

DT: Turbo is ROCKED with a big elbow! Turbo climbing back to his feet, Suicide Steel moves in ... Vertical Suplex! Suicide Steel comes down across the back of Turbo with a double ax handle!! Turbo just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by Suicide Steel ... 1 ... 2 ... Turbo grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Turbo moving back to his feet, but Suicide Steel scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Turbo needs to try for a comeback.

Rebel: Turbo hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Turbo, and it stuns Suicide Steel. Turbo levels Suicide Steel with a foot to the face.

Rodz: Suicide Steel is stumbling. Turbo lifting Suicide Steel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Suicide Steel with a Tombstone type piledriver.

DT: Suicide Steel hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker ... Suicide Steel pulls it off and drops Turbo like yesterdays garbage! Piledriver ... Good Move.

Rebel: Quick cover by Suicide Steel, but Turbo kicks out before the one count! Figure four attempt by Suicide Steel. Turbo kicks him off quick.

DT: Turbo lunging toward Suicide Steel and knocking him off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Turbo!! Turbo drops a knee on the lower leg of Suicide Steel! Leg drop across the throat of Steel!

Rebel: A huge boot to the face sends Suicide Steel off his feet! Suicide Steel taking an onslaught of punishment! Turbo is pounding away at his entire body! Turbo Stomping away at the chest of Suicide Steel! Suicide Steel's face is being slammed over and over by Turbo.

Rodz: That could cave in his face!! Falling fist to the chest of Suicide Steel. And once again, Turbo repeatedly slamming Suicide Steel's face down! He could break his nose!

DT: Now, Suicide Steel with repeated boots to the knee of Turbo. Working the leg! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so, Rebel?

Rebel: No.

Rodz: Suicide Steel is trying to pull Turbo back to his feet. Turbo with an eye gouge!! Down goes Suicide Steel! Turbo with a lateral press Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... No!

DT: That had to be two and nine-tenths!! Inside cradle ... 1 ... 2 ... Suicide Steel makes it out.

Rebel: Suicide Steel is stumbling. Turbo lifting Suicide Steel into position ... Tombstone piledriver.

Rodz: Suicide Steel hops back to his feet! Tie up ... snap suplex by Suicide Steel. Nicely executed move. A huge boot to the face sends Turbo off his feet! Suicide Steel measuring him up ... elbow smash!

DT: Atomic Drop by Turbo sends Suicide Steel to the ground! Turbo drops a knee on lower leg of Suicide Steel! Leg drop across the throat of Suicide Steel! Suicide Steel taking an onslaught of punishment! Turbo is pounding away at his entire body! Turbo drops a knee on lower leg of Suicide Steel!

Rebel: Steel up! Turbo gets nailed by Suicide Steel! Turbo goes down ... Turbo's face is being slammed over and over by Suicide Steel.

Rodz: Suicide Steel is stomping away at the chest of Turbo! Suicide Steel with repeated boots to the knee of Turbo. Working the leg!

DT: Suicide Steel repeatedly slamming Turbo's head down! He could break his nose!! Suicide Steel spending quite a bit of time measuring him up ... Suicide Steel driving a knee into the spinal area of Turbo's back!! Steel pulls Turbo back to his feet ... Tie up ... Who's gonna come out on top, Rebel?

Rebel: Well, Suicide Steel just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Suicide Steel.

Rodz: Tie up again ... Who's do you think is gonna win, Danny?

DT: Well Turbo just nailed Suicide Steel with an awesome power bomb, so I'm gonna have to say Turbo. Suicide Steels face is being slammed over and over by Turbo.

Rebel: Turbo is moving back to his feet

Rodz: Suicide Steel hops back to his feet. Suicide Steel picks him up and dumps Turbo on his head! Quick cover by Suicide Steel, but Turbo kicks out before the one count! Suicide Steel is all over Turbo! He's choking him out!! Turbo won't be able to take that for long!

DT: Suicide Steel with a roll up. Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NOOO! Kick out!! Cover by Suicide Steel ... 1, Kick Out. Quick kick out by Turbo. Suicide Steel with the hair of Turbo.

Rebel: Looks like he's setting him up for something ... Oh! Huge faceslam! Suicide Steel lifting Turbo into position for something ... He devastated the neck of Turbo with a piledriver.

DT: Figure four attempt by Suicide Steel ... Turbo kicks him off quick.

Rebel: That could have been the end of Turbo! Suicide Steel's going for a boston crab!

Rodz: He's not gonna get it on, Turbo is too quick! Good moves by Suicide Steel. Boston crab being applied by Suicide Steel ... all he has to do is turn him over.

DT: He may have him with that ... NOOO!! Turbo got out of that at the last second!

Rebel: Turbo hops back to his feet. Turbo sends Suicide Steel into the ropes and follows in with a clothesline! Turbo is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Rodz: Suicide Steel got out of it! He's lucky! Turbo comes down across the back of Suicide Steel with a double ax handle!! Suicide Steel climbing back to his feet, Turbo moves in ... Vertical Suplex!

DT: Suicide Steel moving to his feet ... Turbo kicks him back down! What an awesome match!!

Rebel: Pinning combination by Turbo ... 1 ... 2 ... Suicide Steel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Turbo again ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes. Suicide Steel has his foot on the ropes! Turbo pulling Suicide Steel back to his feet.

Rodz: Steel breaks away from Turbo ... Suicide Steel charging at Turbo.

DT: Turbo with a back body drop, NO Suicide Steel reverses into a Piledriver!! Steel pulls Turbo back up ... Turbo goes spinning as Suicide Steel connects with a german uppercut! Kick to the gut knocks Turbo out of balance. Suicide Steel follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Quick cover by Suicide Steel, Turbo kicks out before the one count!

Rebel: Suicide Steel with a roll up. Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NOOO! Kick out!

Rodz: Suicide Steel dives on to Turbo and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Turbo!

DT: What an incredible series of punches!!

Rebel: Suicide Steel with the hair of Turbo.

Rodz: Looks like he's setting him up for something ... Oh! DVD! Death Valley Driver!! Suicide Steel lifting Turbo into position for something ... He just devastated the neck of Turbo with a Tombstone type piledriver!

DT: Suicide Steel is all over Turbo! He's choking him out!! Turbo won't be able to take that for long! Suicide Steel with a lateral press Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... NO!

Rebel: Turbo is up and stumbling. Steel nails him with a European uppercut Good moves by Suicide Steel.

Rodz: Suicide Steel out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Turbo went down quick! Turbo sure could use some help now.

DT: Suicide Steel is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Rebel: Turbo Got out of it! He's lucky! Inside cradle ... 1 ... 2 ... Turbo makes it out.

Rodz: Suicide Steel pulling Turbo back to his feet. Suicide Steel applies a headlock and bulldogs Turbo to the ground! Suicide Steel stomping away at the chest of Turbo! Currently this match is all Suicide Steel!

DT: Turbo jumps up! He's measuring him up ... elbow smash! Turbo is pounding away at his entire body! Turbo drops a knee on lower leg of Suicide Steel! Turbo with repeated boots to the knee of Suicide Steel. Working the leg! Turbo spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Suicide Steel!

Rebel: Turbo is moving back to his feet.

Rodz: Suicide Steel moving back to his feet as well ... Turbo scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Turbo dives onto Suicide Steel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Suicide Steel!

DT: What an incredible series of punches!! Cover by Turbo ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes Suicide Steel has his foot on the ropes!

Rebel: Suicide Steel needs to try for a comeback! Turbo with the hair of Suicide Steel.

Rodz: Looks like he's setting him up for something ... Oh! Big time Piledriver!! Turbo is all over Suicide Steel! He's choking him out!! Suicide Steel won't be able to take that for long! Good moves by Turbo. Figure four attempt by Turbo. Suicide Steel kicks him off quick.

DT: That could have been the end of Suicide Steel! Turbo nails Steel with a diving headbutt! Suicide Steel is out cold!

Rebel: Pin attempt ... 1 ... 2 ... Suicide Steel makes it out.

Rodz: Suicide Steel is ROCKED with a big elbow!

DT: Suicide Steel hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Turbo off his feet. Quick cover by Suicide Steel, Turbo kicks out before the one count! Suicide Steel with a roll up. Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NOOO! Kick out!!

Rebel: Piledriver from Steel.

Rodz: Suicide Steel's going for a boston crab.

DT: He's not gonna get it on! Turbo is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Suicide Steel ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Rebel: He may have him with that ... NOOO!! Turbo got out of that at the last second! Turbo climbing back to his feet ... Suicide Steel moves in ... Vertical Suplex!

Rodz: What an awesome match!!!!

DT: Good call! Suicide Steel stomping the face of Turbo. There's no need for that! Turbo moving to his feet. Suicide Steel kicks him back down! Pinning combination by Suicide Steel ... 1 ... 2 ... Turbo grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Steel to the top rope ... Death At A Glance!!! It's over! It's over! Suicide Steel goes for the cover! Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ....... 3!!!!!

RG: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner ... Suuuiiiccciiidddeee Steeeeeel!

DT: What a match! Turbo took Suicide Steel to the absolute limit, but Steel was able to pull out a quick finish at the end, and Turbo's losing streak continues. Tough luck for Turbo.

Rodz: Turbo sucks. It was an absolute fluke that he took a record in the battle royal, and it was a fluke that he stayed in so long. Turbo just needs to give up wrestling for good!

Rebel: I don't give a (CENSORED) any which way.

DT: Our next matchup pits two great wrestlers against each other for the Asian title. Brian Baylor, another MOD man who scales at a towering 7'3" tall, takes on the smallest man in the SWA, J.B. Destiny. Baylor considers himself a hardcore man, while Destiny prefers high flying. This is a major conflict of styles.

Rebel: What the hell are you talking about? You ever see ECW? A man named Sabu ring a bell? He's a high flyer and he's extreme. Same with a little man named Rob Van Dam. J.B. Destiny is one extreme hombre as well.

DT: Hombre?

Rebel: I heard it in a movie, so sue me.

RG: This next match is a scheduled for one fall for the SWA Asian Title. Coming to the ring at this time ... Hailing from Phoenix, Arizona ... Weighing in at 218 pounds ... J.B. Destiny!

(Living on a Prayer by Bon-Jovi plays as J.B. Destiny makes his way to the ring.)

RG: And his opponent ... Hailing from Cleveland, Ohio ... Weighing in at 456 pounds ... Brian Baylor!

(Brian Baylor walks to the ring as Terminal Preppie by the Dead Kennedy's plays.)

DT: Kick to the stomach by Brian Baylor sends J.B. Destiny down! Brian Baylor's going for a boston crab.

Rebel: He's not gonna get it on J.B. Destiny! He is too quick!

Rodz: J.B. Destiny is ROCKED with a big elbow! Brian Baylor stomping the face of J.B. Destiny.

DT: J.B. Destiny moving back to his feet ... Brian Baylor scoops him up and slams him to the ground! Boston crab being applied by Brian Baylor ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Rebel: He may have him with that ... NOOO!! J.B. Destiny got out of that at the last second! Like I said before, Destiny is too quick.

Rodz: J.B. Destiny hops back to his feet. Destiny scoops him up ... fall away slam! I can't believe Destiny got Baylor up! Brian Baylor moving to his feet. J.B. Destiny kicks him back down! Brian Baylor climbing back to his feet again ... J.B. Destiny moves in ... Vertical Suplex! Quick cover by J.B. Destiny ... Brian Baylor kicks out before the one count! Cover by J.B. Destiny ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes. Brian Baylor has his foot on the ropes!

DT: J.B. Destiny is trying to pull Brian Baylor back to his feet. Brian Baylor with an eye gouge!! Down goes J.B. Destiny! Brian Baylor lifting J.B. Destiny into position for something ... He devastated the neck of J.B. Destiny with a Tombstone!

Rebel: Brian Baylor picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Piledriver! Good move.

Rodz: J.B. Destiny is stumbling. Brian Baylor with a lateral press Melee Bearhugger ... 1 ... 2 ... NO!

DT: That had to be two and seven eighths!! Brian Baylor is all over J.B. Destiny! He's choking him out!! J.B. Destiny won't be able to take that for long!

Rebel: NO! Destiny is up! He's lunging toward Brian Baylor and knocked him off his feet!! J.B. Destiny is moving back to his feet. Pinning combination by Destiny ... 1 ... 2 ... Brian Baylor grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! We're not seeing much offense from Brian Baylor.

Rodz: Brian Baylor hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Brian Baylor takes J.B. Destiny to the ground.

DT: Destiny up ... J.B. Destiny lunging toward Brian Baylor and knocking off his feet!! Brian Baylor's face is being slammed over and over by J.B. Destiny.

Rebel: Baylor back up ... A huge boot to the face sends Brian Baylor off his feet again! J.B. Destiny with repeated boots to the knee of Brian Baylor. Working the leg!

Rodz: Leg drop across the throat of Brian Baylor! Brian Baylor taking an onslaught of punishment! J.B. Destiny is pounding away at his entire body! J.B. Destiny is moving back to his feet ... J.B. Destiny stomping the face of Brian Baylor. Quick cover by J.B. Destiny, Brian Baylor kicks out before the one count! Brian Baylor needs to try for a comeback!

DT: Figure four attempt by J.B. Destiny. Brian Baylor kicks him off quick.

Rebel: That could have been the end of Brian Baylor! Piledriver.

Rodz: Cover by J.B. Destiny ... 1 ... 2 ... Melee Bearhugger is pointing to the ropes. Brian Baylor has his foot on the ropes! J.B. Destiny dives onto Brian Baylor and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Brian Baylor!

DT: What an incredible series of punches!!

Rebel: Brian Baylor hops back to his feet. Brian Baylor slamming the head of J.B. Destiny into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4] J.B. Destiny climbing back to his feet, Brian Baylor moves in ... Vertical Suplex!

Rodz: Brian Baylor's going for a boston crab.

DT: He's not gonna get it on. J.B. Destiny is too quick, as Rebel has pointed out. Boston crab being applied by Brian Baylor ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Rebel: He may have him with that ... NO! J.B. Destiny got out of that at the last second! Brian Baylor lifting J.B. Destiny into position for something ... Double Arm DDT!

Rodz: Brian Baylor with a pin ... Melee Bearhugger counts ... 1 ... 2 ... NO! Kick out!

DT: J.B. Destiny is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Brian Baylor ... 1 ... Kick Out. Quick kick out by J.B. Destiny.

Rebel: J.B. Destiny sure could use some help now.

Rodz: Brian Baylor is trying to apply a figure-four!!

DT: J.B. Destiny Got out of it! He's lucky!

Rebel: J.B. Destiny lunging toward Brian Baylor and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by J.B. Destiny!! J.B. Destiny with repeated boots to the knee of Brian Baylor. Working the leg! J.B. Destiny drops a knee on lower leg of Brian Baylor! Brian Baylor's face is being slammed over and over by J.B. Destiny

Rodz: Amy is on the apron distracting Melee Bearhugger! Wellington in the ring with a chair! They set Baylor up ... Destined For Destruction! Wellington leaves, and the ref is back on the job! J.B. Destiny with a cover! Melee Bearhugger is on top of it ... 1 ... 2 ... THREE!!!!!

RG: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner, and NEW SWA Asian Champion ... J.B. Deeestiiiny!!!!

DT: We have a new Asian champion! J.B. Destiny has taken the prize and the honor of being the first man to capture the Asian title! And once again, he beat one of the biggest men in the SWA to do it, but this time it wasn't all that fast.

Rodz: Ya know, if Destiny keeps this up, we could start calling him the SWA's Giant Killer!

Rebel: ECW would be all over us with a lawsuit. I think they patented it for Spike Dudley.

Rodz: Whatever.

Rebel: Do you really want me to kick your (CENSORED), Rodz?!

Rodz: No, no, no! Sorry.

DT: All right! Next up, we have our Ex...

(Suddenly, the SWA theme music begins and SWA President, Eric Bohringer makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and Robert Green gives him a mic.)

President Bohringer: Okay. Now, I know you all are waiting for me to spew out everything about the World title, but that'll happen a little later. Right now, I'm going to give you my secondary announcement. It's not very big, but hey, I want TV time. It seems that Saturday's ratings are a little low. Why? Because we're on at 12:00 midnight. So, we decided that the only way to boost our ratings is to get a better time slot. Well, their were no open time slots on the network we were on, so we started negotiations with another network for a good 5:00 time slot, but it's on Sunday. So, starting January 10th, 1999, SWA Sunday Night Main Event will debut! However ... that would mean people wouldn't have much time between our two shows, so we decided that we're also going to change the day that this show is on. So, starting January 13th, 199, SWA's Wednesday Warfare will debut and take the place of Tuesday Titans! Thank you, that's all I've got to say.

(Bohringer drops the mic and leaves.)

(Commercial for N64's Turok 2. Commercial for Crest tooth paste. Commercial for Holiday Caper, tonight's movie only on this station. Commercial for WCW Souled Out.)

Rebel: What the hell is a WCW commercial doing on our channel? We need to start screening these things! Come on!

DT: I have to agree with you there. But, next up, we have our Extreme title Barroom Brawl! It's straight from a local bar right here in Chicago!

Rodz: That's right! I think it's called Cheers.

DT: Oh, will you stop!

Rodz: I'm serious! It's on 48th and Cicero! Seriously! I grew up on Cicero.

DT: Oh ... ok! Well, let's move on to our Barroom Brawl, Extreme title matchup!

(SWA SupremeTron fades into a shot of a bar. Ring Troll and Golden King are ready to begin.)

DT: They begin brawling at the entrance. Golden King takes him down with a fisherman buster. Golden King takes him down with the Liger Bomb. James Beard counts: one, shoulder up. Golden King nails him with a headlock takedown. Golden King takes him down with a choke slam. Golden King catches him in the Liger Bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, kickout. They begin brawling in the middle of the bar. Golden King takes him down with a choke slam. Golden King goes for a Tombstone, but Ring Troll reverses the move. They begin brawling by the pool tables.

Rodz: They begin brawling in the middle of the bar. Ring Troll takes him down with a power bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, shoulder up. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll goes for the Tombstone, but Golden King counters with spinning headscissors! Golden King goes for a fisherman buster, but Ring Troll counters with a small package. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, shoulder up. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone! Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, kickout!!! I can't believe it!

DT: Ring Troll executes an inverted atomic drop. Ring Troll takes him down with a power bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. Golden King takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. Golden King catches him in a jumping DDT. Golden King goes for a choke slam, but Ring Troll counters with a kick to the midsection. Ring Troll goes for a cobra clutch, but Golden King counters with an armdrag takedown. Golden King goes for a choke slam, but Ring Troll counters with an elbowsmash.

Rebel: Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone! Melee Bearhugger counts: one, kickout! Wow! Ring Troll takes him down with a Death Valley Driver. They begin brawling by the barstools. Ring Troll goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Golden King counters with a side suplex. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. Golden King takes him down with a running power bomb.

Rodz: Melee Bearhugger counts: one, shoulder up. They begin brawling in the bathroom. Golden King takes him down with a belly-to-belly suplex. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. They begin brawling by the pool tables. They begin brawling by the barstools. Golden King catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. Ring Troll takes him down with a faceslam. Ring Troll tosses Golden King over the bar into the bartender. The bartender hits Golden King with a beer bottle. Ring Troll follows him over the bar. Ring Troll takes him down with a cobra clutch.

Rebel: Golden King breaks the hold after 1 second. Ring Troll goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Golden King counters with an inverted atomic drop. Golden King takes him down with a tornado DDT. Golden King executes a headlock takedown. Ring Troll picks up a broken bottle. Ring Troll stabs Golden King with a broken bottle. Ring Troll slashes Golden King with a broken bottle. Ring Troll takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Ring Troll nails him with a side headlock. Golden King breaks the hold immediately. Ring Troll catches him in a cobra clutch. Golden King gets out of the hold immediately. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. The bartender throws Ring Troll over the bar to the barstools.

DT: The bartender throws Golden King over the bar to the barstools. Ring Troll goes for a splash, but Golden King counters with a fist to the midsection. Ring Troll goes for a side headlock, but Golden King counters with a back suplex. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. Golden King goes for a choke slam, but Ring Troll counters with a kick to the midsection. Ring Troll misses a faceslam. Golden King throws Ring Troll through the door into the bathrooms. Golden King follows him inside the bathroom. Golden King takes him down with a tornado DDT. They begin brawling near the bathrooms Golden King goes for a jackknife power bomb, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop.

Rebel: Ring Troll takes him down with a DDT. They begin brawling in the middle of the bar. Ring Troll executes a Victory Roll. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, kickout. Golden King goes for a running power bomb, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling in the card lounge. Ring Troll goes for a side headlock, but Golden King counters with a back suplex. Ring Troll executes a Victory Roll. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, shoulder up.

Rodz: They begin brawling in the middle of the bar. Golden King goes for a jackknife power bomb, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. Ring Troll slashes Golden King with a broken bottle. They begin brawling in the bathroom.

DT: Ring Troll misses an inverted atomic drop. Golden King slashes Ring Troll with a broken bottle. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. Golden King catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Golden King catches him in a choke slam. They begin brawling by the pool tables. Golden King slashes Ring Troll with a broken bottle. Golden King goes for a jumping DDT, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop. Ring Troll slashes Golden King with a broken bottle. Golden King stabs Ring Troll with a broken bottle. Ring Troll stabs Golden King with a broken bottle. They begin brawling in the middle of the bar. Ring Troll catches him in a swinging neckbreaker. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll goes for the Tombstone, but Golden King counters with spinning headscissors. Golden King catches him in a jumping DDT.

Rebel: Golden King goes for a Tombstone, but Ring Troll reverses the move. Ring Troll goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Golden King counters with a DDT. They begin brawling near the bathrooms. Golden King stabs Ring Troll with a broken bottle. Golden King executes a headlock takedown. They begin brawling by the barstools. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll goes for the Tombstone, but Golden King counters with a kick to the midsection. Golden King goes for a jackknife power bomb, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop. Ring Troll catches him in a Death Valley Driver. Ring Troll takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker.

Rodz: Ring Troll misses a faceslam. Ring Troll takes him down with a cobra clutch. Ring Troll lets go after 1 second. Ring Troll tosses Golden King over the bar into the bartender. The bartender hits Golden King with a beer bottle. Ring Troll follows him over the bar. Ring Troll catches him in a faceslam. Ring Troll takes him down with a faceslam. Ring Troll slashes Golden King with a broken bottle. Ring Troll catches him in a faceslam. Ring Troll goes for a Death Valley Driver, but Golden King counters with an inverted atomic drop. Golden King catches him in a fisherman buster. Golden King takes him down with a fisherman buster.

DT: Golden King takes him down with a jackknife power bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. Golden King stabs Ring Troll with a broken bottle. Golden King catches him in a jackknife power bomb. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. Golden King goes for the Liger Bomb, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop. Ring Troll slashes Golden King with a broken bottle. Ring Troll misses an inverted atomic drop. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll goes for the Tombstone, but Golden King counters with spinning headscissors. Golden King goes for a jumping DDT, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop.

Rebel: Ring Troll takes him down with a faceslam. Ring Troll stabs Golden King with a broken bottle. Ring Troll catches him in a Death Valley Driver. Ring Troll executes a side headlock. Golden King breaks the hold immediately. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, thr..shoulder up! Ring Troll nails him with a Victory Roll.

DT: Melee Bearhugger counts: one, shoulder up. Ring Troll goes for a splash, but Golden King counters with a fist to the midsection. Ring Troll takes him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Ring Troll executes an inverted atomic drop. Ring Troll goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Golden King counters with a side suplex. Golden King takes him down with a tornado DDT. Golden King takes him down with a jumping DDT. Golden King catches him in a jackknife power bomb.

Rodz: Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, kickout. Golden King goes for a belly-to-belly suplex, but Ring Troll counters with a punch. Ring Troll goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Golden King blocks it. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, shoulder up. Ring Troll nails him with an inverted atomic drop. Ring Troll slashes Golden King with a broken bottle. Ring Troll catches him in a cobra clutch. Ring Troll lets go after 11 seconds. Ring Troll goes for a power bomb, but Golden King counters with a backdrop. Golden King slashes Ring Troll with a broken bottle.

Rebel: Golden King stabs Ring Troll with a broken bottle. Golden King catches him in a belly-to-belly suplex. Golden King goes for the Liger Bomb, but Ring Troll counters with a backdrop. Ring Troll signals for the Tombstone. Ring Troll executes the Tombstone. Melee Bearhugger counts: one, two, three!!!

RG: The winner, and NEW Extreme champion, Ring Troll!

DT: What a match! 8:50 long, and Ring Troll takes the Extreme title! Tough break for GK! But, that's not all that bad! Why? Because now, GK will get a shot at the World champion on Sunday!!! GK still has a chance for a title, and this is it! And next up, we'll find out what's going to happen with the World title!

Rodz: What an awesome match! They went all over that bar, and Ring Troll pulls out the win, and he is the new Extreme champion!

Rebel: Whatever. That match was NOTHING compared to an EVCW match. Or a Frasco match. That's one hardcore kid.

(Suddenly, the SWA theme music shoots up again, and President Bohringer makes his way to the ring. He gets a mic.)

PB: Oh, will you people just shut up for a minute? See, I ain't no Vince McMahon. I ain't Eric Bitchoff. I could care less who the hell the World champion is, as long as he's good at it. BUT, I just don't like one thing. Lowlife idiots who come in, win a title, and run away before they have to defend it. Now, DDT, he defended the title. He had his own personal reasons to leave, and that's why he's gone. That's why the Extreme title was vacated. But ... DeaTH, take a look at your contract little man. You CAN'T quit! The only way that you're out of the SWA, is if it's a stipulation in a match, or if I fire you. And no, I ain't gonna fire you. Why? Because, I'll admit it right now, you bring in money and ratings. So, DeaTH, that means that you WILL defend the World title right here tonight, against JJ Pierce! If you don't, then little man, you'll be in breach of contract. You know what that means? It's a little thing called prison, if we win the case. And yes, we would win the case. So, DeaTH, get your (CENSORED) out here, bring the title, and defend it!

(DaNgErOuS by Busta Rhymes begins as DeaTH makes his way to the ring with the World title around his waist. He enters the ring.)

DeaTH: No, no, no. You listen up, chump. Do you even know who I am? I already told you, I QUIT! And I'm taking the (CENSORED) World title with me!

PB: Well ... I guess you don't know who I am, do you? Well, let me show you...

(Suddenly, the lights go out and Metallica's Fuel blasts over the speakers. A red light drapes over the arena, and fog pours out from underneath the ramp. As DeaTH looks towards the ramp, three men emerge from the crowd. They run into the ring and attack DeaTH from behind. They begin pounding on his back, when suddenly, three more men emerge from the curtains. The one in the middle is around 6'0" and really skinny. The other two are at least 7'0", and huge. Muscles are bulging off of them. They walk down to the ring and enter as the lights come back on. The other three men stop beating on DeaTH.)

PB: If you idiots didn't notice, the three men from the crowd are famous world wide. They've come back into wrestling when I told them that I was running another federation. Yes, they are Joe Pesci, Robert Deniro, and Donnie "Johnny Depp" Brasco! These men are the original Goodfellas! They're not here to wrestle, they're here for protection! And, these other three men ... if you don't know them, you've been living in a hole. The first man, the small one, is the greatest hitman alive. He is, Guido! The other two, they've been the bodyguards for the Goodfellas forever. They are, BANE and KANE! No, not Bane from the Batman crap, or Kane from the WWF. But DeaTH, you just found out who I am, and without your precious DaNgErOuS aLLiaNcE, you can't do nothing about it! JJ Pierce, get your (CENSORED) out here and win the World title so we can get rid of this idiot.

(The SWA theme plays as President Bohringer and The Goodfellas leave, and JJ Pierce makes his way to the ring with the US title.)

DT: Umm ... well ... that certainly wasn't expected. President Bohringer brought in The Goodfellas, a gathering of some the greatest Italian wrestlers in wrestling history. They were legends in the old XWA, the IWZ, and the PWF/USWF.

Rodz: Well, I wouldn't say legends in the PWF/USWF. Remember, I was there, I know.

Rebel: JJ Pierce is going for the pin on the downed DeaTH ... wait a minute! Here comes Phantom, DeaTH's stable mate!

DT: Phantom enters the ring and nails JJ Pierce! Melee Bearhugger is calling for the bell! This wasn't a match! DeaTH gets killed before it starts, then Phantom runs down and stops the match! I think JJ won this match, but by DQ.

Rodz: The fans are gonna riot! I know it! This is Chicago, and they want their main event!

Rebel: Wait a minute! Here comes the prez again!

(President Bohringer quickly makes his way back to the ring along with Joe Pesci and Donnie Brasco, The Wiseguys. Bohringer enters the ring with a mic.)

PB: WOH! Excuse me, we expected a match here tonight, but someone just had to mess it up. Who was this masked man? It was Phantom. So, Phantom, I have a late Christmas gift for you. YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

DT: Oh my God! President Bohringer just fired Phantom!

PB: Now get the hell out of here! As for you, DeaTH, you're not out of the hot water yet. See, you're still the World champ. That means ... you still gotta defend that title. And you'll be defending it against Golden King next Sunday! And remember, you may have tossed GK over the top rope in the battle royal to win that title, but he has a clean win over you! Just remember that. See your (CENSORED) Sunday!

Rodz: Golden King and DeaTH, next Sunday, on Sunday Night Main Event! What a night! Don't miss it!

DT: Goodnight, lady's and gentleman!