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(The show opens up in the rafters of the MGM Grand Garden Arena. The place is jam packed. Suddenly, Viva Las Vegas plays as Johnny Rodz, Daniel Taltito, and Johnny Rebel make their way to the announcing table. They put their headsets on and begin the show.)

Taltito: Welcome to the first ever, Wednesday Warfare! We're here from the MGM Grand Garden Arena in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada!

Rodz: This is where I was born and raised, and it's just great to be back in Vegas! Today, we're gonna crown the first ever tag-team champions of the World! But, many people may not like who they've been partnered with.

Rebel: Well, I tell ya, these teams are what the prez himself picked out. He did this by hand. He drew out the entire tournament himself, to suit what he wants. And let me tell ya, he's had past tie ins with the MOD, as well as Total Annihilation, and it just so happens that TA is a team tonight, as well as Turbo and Golden King. How were they paired together? Well, I'll tell ya how. Because this fed is corrupt! The prez does whatever the hell he wants!

Taltito: Well, he is the prez. And he's not the only one who does what he wants. Commissioner Thorne has been known to be corrupt. And Andrew Taylor...

Rebel: Andrew Taylor is the only man who ain't corrupt! He should be the president of the SWA! Ya know what ... I'm gonna go get Taylor and a lawyer, and we're gonna figure out a way for Taylor to gain control. I'm outta here.

(Johnny Rebel takes off his headset and leaves.)

Taltito: Anyways, our first match is singles competition. Let's go there.

(Jimmy Stevens & The Poet enter the ring.)

Rodz: They lock up. The Poet runs into the ropes. Jimmy Stevens takes The Poet down with flying headscissors. Jimmy Stevens hits a dropkick from the second rope on The Poet. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jimmy Stevens. Jimmy Stevens nails The Poet with flying headscissors. Jimmy Stevens hits The Poet with a DDT. The Poet begs off. Jimmy Stevens hits The Poet with a piledriver. Jimmy Stevens whips The Poet into the turnbuckle. Jimmy Stevens throws The Poet out of the ring. Jimmy Stevens goes for a shooting star press, but The Poet moves out of the way. Jimmy Stevens is out cold. You could hear a pin drop. The crowd doesn't seem to care. The Poet whips Jimmy Stevens into the guardrail. They're brawling inside the ring area. Sunny Blaze comes from behind, but The Poet nails Sunny Blaze. Patricia Hawatt counts: 1. Jimmy Stevens knocks The Poet into the ringsteps.

Taltito: Sunny Blaze comes from behind and distracts The Poet. Jimmy Stevens is handed a road sign. Jimmy Stevens takes a swing at The Poet with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. The Poet snatches the road sign from him. The Poet takes a swing at Jimmy Stevens with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Jimmy Stevens snatches the road sign from him. Jimmy Stevens hits him with the road sign. A few fans are cheering on Jimmy Stevens. Jimmy Stevens uses a flying bodypress on The Poet. Sunny Blaze comes from behind, but The Poet nails Sunny Blaze. Jimmy Stevens knocks The Poet into the ringsteps. Sunny Blaze comes from behind and distracts The Poet. Jimmy Stevens knocks The Poet into the ringsteps. Jimmy Stevens is handed a road sign. Jimmy Stevens takes a swing at The Poet with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. The Poet snatches the road sign from him. The Poet hits him with the road sign. A few fans are cheering on The Poet. The Poet sets up a table. Patricia Hawatt counts: 2.

Rodz: The Poet goes for a kick to the head, but Jimmy Stevens ducks out of the way. Patricia Hawatt counts: 3. Jimmy Stevens is handed a baseball bat. Jimmy Stevens hits him with the baseball bat. Patricia Hawatt counts: 4. Jimmy Stevens goes for a DDT, but The Poet blocks it. Sunny Blaze comes from behind, but The Poet nails Sunny Blaze. Jimmy Stevens hits him with the baseball bat. A small "Jimmy Stevens" chant is being started. Jimmy Stevens hits him with a baseball bat. Jimmy Stevens goes for a piledriver, but The Poet blocks it. Patricia Hawatt counts: 5. The Poet executes a kick to the thigh on Jimmy Stevens. The Poet reenters the ring. Jimmy Stevens follows him back in. The Poet goes for a kick to the thigh, but Jimmy Stevens blocks it. Jimmy Stevens chops The Poet. The Poet punches Jimmy Stevens. The Poet chops Jimmy Stevens.

Taltito: You could hear a pin drop. Jimmy Stevens hits The Poet. Jimmy Stevens kicks The Poet. A small "Jimmy Stevens" chant is being started. The Poet punches Jimmy Stevens. You could hear a pin drop. The Poet nails Jimmy Stevens with a kick to the midsection. The Poet kicks Jimmy Stevens. Jimmy Stevens hits The Poet. The Poet hits Jimmy Stevens. The Poet chops Jimmy Stevens. The crowd is going "We want Patricia Hawatt!". The Poet runs into the ropes. Jimmy Stevens hits The Poet with a side suplex. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jimmy Stevens. Jimmy Stevens leaves the ring. He returns with a fire extinguisher. Jimmy Stevens hits him with the fire extinguisher. The Poet begs off.

Rodz: Jimmy Stevens hits him with a fire extinguisher. Jimmy Stevens gives the sign for the Super-Drop. Jimmy Stevens places The Poet on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Stevens executes the Super-Drop on The Poet. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Jimmy Stevens places The Poet on the turnbuckle. Jimmy Stevens executes the Super-Drop on The Poet. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, three.

(You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Jimmy Stevens.)

Robert Green: The winner is Jimmy Stevens. Time of match: 0:03:30.

Taltito: Stevens gains an easy win over The Poet. Our next match is the first tag-team match of tonight's tournament. Ring Troll & Suicide Steel take on J.B. Destiny & Sincere.

Rodz: Well, I used to like Sincere, but come on! The guy has done NOTHING. It'll be a miracle if he even makes it through this match.

(Destiny and Sincere wait in the ring as Steel walks up. Ring Troll is no where to be seen.)

Taltito: Where's Troll? If Troll doesn't come out here, then Steel and him forfeit the match!

(Suddenly, the SupremeTron comes to life and RT is shown. He speaks.)

Ring Troll: Now, Steel, don't take this personally, but I'm forfeiting the match for us. Because, frankly, I have a title to defend, and you suck so bad that you don't deserve a title!

(The SupremeTron goes black.)

Green: The winners are Sincere and J.B. Destiny. Time of match: 0:00:29.

Rodz: What?! 29 seconds?

Taltito: Yeah. That's how long it took Troll to say they forefeit. Anyways, let's move on.

(Bain Hanson, The Iron Colossus, and Jurassic Powers enter the ring.)

Taltito: Bain Hanson attacks Dragon King before the bell. Bain Hanson nails Dragon King with a front-layout suplex. Bain Hanson uses a DDT on Dragon King. Bain Hanson hits a front-layout suplex on Dragon King. Bain Hanson goes for a bodyslam, but Dragon King counters it with a small package. Big Henry counts: One, two, shoulder up. Bain Hanson runs into the ropes. Bain Hanson hits Dragon King with a kick. Bain Hanson goes for a powerslam, but Dragon King counters it with a roundhouse kick. A few fans are booing Dragon King, while a few others are cheering him. Dragon King takes Bain Hanson down with a low blow. Dragon King whips Bain Hanson into the ropes. Bain Hanson hits Dragon King with a kick. The Iron Colossus enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Bain Hanson and The Iron Colossus whip Dragon King into the ropes. They hit Dragon King with a double fist to the midsection. T-Rexx enters the ring and throws The Iron Colossus out of the ring. T-Rexx hits a Tombstone on Bain Hanson. A portion of the crowd is cheering T-Rexx. Dragon King nails Bain Hanson with a splash from the second rope.

Taltito: Big Henry counts: One, shoulder up. T-Rexx leaves the ring. Dragon King hits Bain Hanson with a fallaway slam. T-Rexx enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Iron Colossus enters the ring, but gets cut off. Dragon King and T-Rexx whip Bain Hanson into the ropes. They hit Bain Hanson with a double clothesline. Dragon King and T-Rexx whip Bain Hanson into the ropes. They attempt to hit Bain Hanson with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Bain Hanson and a few others cheering him. T-Rexx leaves the ring. Bain Hanson uses a bodyslam on Dragon King. Bain Hanson executes a choke slam on Dragon King. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Bain Hanson and a few others cheering him. Bain Hanson takes Dragon King down with a piledriver. Bain Hanson nails Dragon King with a Russian legsweep. Bain Hanson goes for a Russian legsweep, but Dragon King counters it with an elbowsmash. Dragon King tags out to T-Rexx. Dragon King executes a thrust kick to the head on Bain Hanson.

Rodz: A few fans are booing Dragon King, while a few others are cheering him. T-Rexx goes for a cobra clutch, but Bain Hanson counters it with an armdrag takedown. In turn, T-Rexx counters it with a lariat. Dragon King leaves the ring. T-Rexx hits Bain Hanson with a headbutt. T-Rexx goes for a Tombstone, but Bain Hanson blocks it. Bain Hanson tags out to The Iron Colossus. The Iron Colossus and Bain Hanson whip T-Rexx into the ropes. They attempt to hit T-Rexx with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. Bain Hanson leaves the ring. T-Rexx executes a DDT on The Iron Colossus. T-Rexx is starting to get under the crowd's skin. T-Rexx executes the The Bite on The Iron Colossus.

Taltito: The Iron Colossus is struggling to reach the ropes. The Iron Colossus tries to escape the hold. The Iron Colossus tries to fight the pain. The Iron Colossus summons one last burst of energy. Big Henry asks The Iron Colossus if he's had enough. The Iron Colossus shakes his head. Big Henry asks The Iron Colossus if he's still there. The Iron Colossus nods. Big Henry asks The Iron Colossus if he's had enough. The Iron Colossus shakes his head. Big Henry asks The Iron Colossus if he should stop the fight. The Iron Colossus shakes his head. Big Henry tells The Iron Colossus to respond or he'll stop the fight. The Iron Colossus nods. Big Henry checks The Iron Colossus's arm. He lifts it... it stays up ! The Iron Colossus fights his way out of the hold after 56 seconds. The Iron Colossus throws T-Rexx out of the ring. Big Henry counts: one, two, three, four, five, T-Rexx reenters the ring. The Iron Colossus throws T-Rexx out of the ring. Big Henry counts: one, two, T-Rexx reenters the ring. The Iron Colossus kicks T-Rexx. A few fans are cheering on The Iron Colossus. The Iron Colossus hits T-Rexx. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for The Iron Colossus. The Iron Colossus chops T-Rexx. A few fans are cheering on The Iron Colossus. T-Rexx hits The Iron Colossus.

Rodz:T-Rexx uses a DDT on The Iron Colossus. The crowd is booing T-Rexx. T-Rexx executes the The Bite on The Iron Colossus. The Iron Colossus is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Iron Colossus tries to escape the hold. The Iron Colossus reaches the ropes after being trapped for 54 seconds. T-Rexx executes the The Bite on The Iron Colossus. The Iron Colossus is valiantly trying to break the hold. The Iron Colossus tries to fight the pain. The Iron Colossus submits after 5 seconds!

(The crowd is booing T-Rexx.)

Green: The winners are Jurassic Powers. Time of match: 0:05:37.

Taltito: What a match! And the Jurassic Powers are able to advance in the tournament!

Rodz: The Iron Colossus was awesome! He escaped that (CENSORED)ing Bite from T-Rexx! And he didn't do it just once! I can't believe he survived that long. What a match.

Taltito: Next match coming up.

(Steve Edwards & The Womanizer enter, followed by Turbo & Golden King.)

Rodz: They lock up. Turbo goes for a powerslam, but Steve Edwards counters it with a sunset flip. Big Henry counts: One, kickout. Steve Edwards goes for a brain buster, but Turbo counters it with a small package. Big Henry counts: One, two, shoulder up. Turbo goes for a DDT, but Steve Edwards counters it with a low blow. Steve Edwards whips Turbo into the ropes. Turbo hits Steve Edwards with a clothesline. Turbo takes Steve Edwards down with a DDT. Turbo whips Steve Edwards into the ropes, but Steve Edwards reverses it. Turbo hits Steve Edwards with a kick. Turbo hits Steve Edwards with a backdrop. Turbo uses a powerslam on Steve Edwards. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo executes a DDT on Steve Edwards. Turbo whips Steve Edwards into the ropes. Steve Edwards hits Turbo with a kick.

Taltito: Steve Edwards goes for a backbreaker, but Turbo blocks it. Turbo hits Steve Edwards with a Gorilla Press. Turbo goes for an Aztecan suplex, but Steve Edwards blocks it. Steve Edwards hits Turbo with a powerslam. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Edwards tags out to The Womanizer. The Womanizer and Steve Edwards hit Turbo with a double DDT. Steve Edwards leaves the ring. The Womanizer goes for a power bomb, but Turbo counters it with a backdrop. Turbo executes a power bomb on The Womanizer. Big Henry counts: One, kickout. Turbo uses a powerslam on The Womanizer. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo hits a DDT on The Womanizer. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Turbo. Turbo executes a backdrop on The Womanizer. Turbo executes the Discus Punch on The Womanizer. A few fans are booing Turbo. Turbo goes for an Aztecan suplex, but The Womanizer counters it with a go-behind. In turn, Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash. Turbo tags out to Golden King. Golden King and Turbo whip The Womanizer into the ropes. They hit The Womanizer with a double clothesline. Golden King and Turbo whip The Womanizer into the ropes. They hit The Womanizer with a double elbowsmash. Golden King and Turbo whip The Womanizer into the ropes. They hit The Womanizer with a double elbowsmash.

Rodz: Golden King and Turbo whip The Womanizer into the ropes. They hit The Womanizer with a double elbowsmash. Turbo leaves the ring. Golden King goes for the Liger Bomb, but The Womanizer counters it with a rana. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. The Womanizer complains about a slow count. Golden King hits an inside cradle on The Womanizer. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. Golden King goes for a tornado DDT, but The Womanizer blocks it. The Womanizer tags out to Steve Edwards. Steve Edwards and The Womanizer whip Golden King into the ropes. They hit Golden King with a double backdrop. Steve Edwards and The Womanizer whip Golden King into the ropes. They hit Golden King with a double kick to the midsection. Turbo enters the ring and lays out The Womanizer. A few fans are booing Turbo, while a few others are cheering him. Golden King and Turbo whip Steve Edwards into the ropes. They hit Steve Edwards with a double clothesline. Turbo leaves the ring. Golden King nails Steve Edwards with a headlock takedown. Golden King executes a headlock takedown on Steve Edwards. Golden King tags out to Turbo. Turbo executes a backdrop on Steve Edwards. Turbo executes a DDT on Steve Edwards.

Taltito: Turbo is going for the pin. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. Turbo complains about a slow count. Turbo executes a clothesline on Steve Edwards. Turbo nails Steve Edwards with a Gorilla Press. Turbo tags out to Golden King. The Womanizer enters the ring, but gets cut off. Golden King and Turbo whip Steve Edwards into the ropes. They hit Steve Edwards with a double clothesline. Turbo leaves the ring. Golden King goes for a jack-knife power bomb, but Steve Edwards counters it with a small package. Big Henry counts: One, two, shoulder up. Steve Edwards hits Golden King with a DDT. There are chants of 'boring, boring'. Steve Edwards gives the sign for the Figure Four. Steve Edwards executes the Figure Four on Golden King. Steve Edwards goes for the pin. Big Henry counts: One, two, three!

Green: The winners are The Womanizer and Steve Edwards. Time of match: 0:06:06.

Taltito: The Womanizer and Steve Edwards advance in the tournament! What a bout! Next, we have our final of the first round matches, Total Annihilation vs. Ken Lazenby and JJ Pierce.

(They start the match.)

Rodz: They lock up. Ken Lazenby throws Slayer out of the ring. Ken Lazenby goes for a Moonsault Plancha, but Slayer moves out of the way. A few fans are cheering on Slayer. Slayer executes a faceslam on Ken Lazenby. Greg Lewis counts: 1. They're brawling inside the ring area. Greg Lewis counts: 2. Slayer hits Ken Lazenby with a DDT. Greg Lewis counts: 3. Slayer goes for a faceslam, but Ken Lazenby blocks it. Greg Lewis counts: 4. Ken Lazenby reenters the ring. Slayer follows him back in. JJ Pierce enters the ring to make it two-on-one. JJ Pierce nails Slayer with a clothesline. Ken Lazenby goes for the torture rack, but Slayer counters it with a facerake. JJ Pierce leaves the ring. Slayer goes for a spear, but Ken Lazenby counters it with a kneelift. In turn, Slayer counters it with a side step. Slayer is going for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Beheader enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Beheader goes for a DDT, but Ken Lazenby counters it with a backdrop.

Taltito: Beheader rolls out of the ring. Ken Lazenby runs into the ropes. Slayer nails Ken Lazenby with a spear. Slayer hits Ken Lazenby with a spear. Slayer goes for a faceslam, but Ken Lazenby blocks it. Ken Lazenby chops Slayer. A small "Ken Lazenby" chant is being started. Ken Lazenby chops Slayer. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ken Lazenby. Ken Lazenby chops Slayer. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ken Lazenby. Ken Lazenby whips Slayer into the ropes. Slayer hits Ken Lazenby with a shoulderblock. Slayer goes for a flying clothesline, but Ken Lazenby counters it with a Yakuza kick. A few fans are cheering on Ken Lazenby. Ken Lazenby tags out to JJ Pierce. JJ Pierce hits a superkick on Slayer. The crowd is booing JJ Pierce. JJ Pierce runs into the ropes. JJ Pierce misses with a clothesline. JJ Pierce nails Slayer with a clothesline. JJ Pierce whips Slayer into the ropes, but Slayer reverses it. Slayer goes for a spear, but JJ Pierce counters it with a kneelift.

Rodz: JJ Pierce hits Slayer with a heart punch. JJ Pierce is starting to get under the crowd's skin. JJ Pierce runs into the ropes. Slayer goes for a spear, but JJ Pierce counters it with a kneelift. JJ Pierce tags out to Ken Lazenby. Ken Lazenby and JJ Pierce whip Slayer into the ropes. They hit Slayer with a double fist to the midsection. JJ Pierce goes for a superkick, but Slayer ducks out of the way. JJ Pierce leaves the ring. Slayer takes Ken Lazenby down with a flying clothesline. There are chants of 'boring, boring'. Slayer goes for a spear, but Ken Lazenby counters it with a Yakuza kick. Ken Lazenby takes Slayer down with a Frankensteiner from the top rope. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Ken Lazenby tags out to JJ Pierce. Beheader enters the ring, but gets cut off. JJ Pierce and Ken Lazenby whip Slayer into the ropes. They attempt to hit Slayer with a double fist to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. You could hear a pin drop. Ken Lazenby leaves the ring. Slayer goes for a spear, but JJ Pierce counters it with a kneelift. JJ Pierce hits Slayer with a clothesline. JJ Pierce hits a clothesline on Slayer. JJ Pierce hits a heart punch on Slayer.

Taltito: You can hear a few scattered fans booing JJ Pierce. JJ Pierce goes for the cross-face chicken wing, but Slayer blocks it. Slayer goes for a side headlock, but JJ Pierce throws him off. JJ Pierce whips Slayer into the ropes, but Slayer reverses it. JJ Pierce misses with a kick. Slayer misses with an elbow. Slayer goes for a spear, but JJ Pierce side-steps and Slayer only hits air. JJ Pierce nails Slayer with a heart punch. A few fans are booing JJ Pierce. JJ Pierce whips Slayer into the ropes, but Slayer reverses it. JJ Pierce uses a backspin DDT on Slayer. JJ Pierce leaves the ring. He returns with the blinding powder. JJ Pierce takes a swing at Slayer with the blinding powder, but he gets out of the way. Slayer snatches the blinding powder from him.

Rodz: Slayer throws some blinding power at JJ Pierce, but he gets out of the way. JJ Pierce snatches the blinding powder from him. JJ Pierce throws some blinding power at Slayer, but he gets out of the way. Slayer snatches the blinding powder from him. Slayer throws some blinding power at JJ Pierce, but he gets out of the way. JJ Pierce snatches the blinding powder from him. JJ Pierce hits him with the blinding powder. JJ Pierce goes for a sleeperhold, but Slayer counters it with a jawbreaker. Slayer tags out to Beheader. Ken Lazenby enters the ring and lays out Slayer. JJ Pierce and Ken Lazenby whip Beheader into the ropes They hit Beheader with a double backdrop. Ken Lazenby leaves the ring. JJ Pierce uses the cross-face chicken wing on Beheader. JJ Pierce goes for a heart punch, but Beheader blocks it. Beheader kicks JJ Pierce. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Beheader. JJ Pierce kicks Beheader. Quite a few boos are audible.

Taltito: Beheader hits JJ Pierce. Beheader goes for a cobra clutch, but JJ Pierce counters it with an armdrag takedown. JJ Pierce executes the Tree of Woe on Beheader. Beheader tries to escape the hold. Beheader is writhing in pain. Beheader submits after 8 seconds!

(JJ Pierce further incites the crowd.)

Green: The winners are Ken Lazenby and JJ Pierce. Time of match: 0:05:12.

Rodz: And that's all for round 1! J.B. Destiny and Sincere will face The Jurassic Powers! And Ken Lazenby and JJ Pierce will face Steve Edwards and The Womanizer!

Taltito: That, and a whole lot more, coming up next! Stay with us!

(Commercial for 10-10-231-2-1772-1999-666-316-2000-1981-1400. Commercial for SWA Sunday Night Main Event. Commercial for Super Bowl on FOX.)

Taltito: Welcome back!

(Brian Baylor and Joe Graguleoni start fighting.)

Taltito: They lock up. Joe Graguleoni puts Brian Baylor in a chokehold. Patricia Hawatt warns Joe Graguleoni to let go. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, three. Joe Graguleoni goes for a clothesline, but Brian Baylor counters it with a Gorilla Press. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Brian Baylor. Brian Baylor locks Joe Graguleoni in a nerve hold. Joe Graguleoni reaches the ropes after being trapped for 7 seconds. Brian Baylor goes for a cobra clutch, but Joe Graguleoni blocks it. Joe Graguleoni goes for a chokehold, but Brian Baylor counters it with a kick to the midsection. Brian Baylor goes for the Devestator, but Joe Graguleoni counters it with a low blow. Joe Graguleoni goes for a headbutt, but Brian Baylor blocks it. Brian Baylor throws Joe Graguleoni out of the ring. Patricia Hawatt counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, Joe Graguleoni reenters the ring. Brian Baylor puts Joe Graguleoni in a nerve hold.

Rodz: Joe Graguleoni reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Brian Baylor hits Joe Graguleoni with a spinning DDT. Brian Baylor is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. Brian Baylor is going for the pin. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, kickout. Brian Baylor hits Joe Graguleoni with the Running Forearm Smash. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, shoulder up. Brian Baylor goes for a cobra clutch, but Joe Graguleoni blocks it. Joe Graguleoni whips Brian Baylor into the turnbuckle. Brian Baylor comes back and rocks Joe Graguleoni with an elbow. Brian Baylor goes for the Running Forearm Smash, but Joe Graguleoni ducks out of the way. Joe Graguleoni executes a clothesline on Brian Baylor. Brian Baylor goes for a kick to the head, but Joe Graguleoni blocks it. Joe Graguleoni hits Brian Baylor with a headbutt. Brian Baylor goes for a cobra clutch, but Joe Graguleoni blocks it.

Taltito: Joe Graguleoni goes for a kick to the groin, but Brian Baylor blocks it. Brian Baylor executes the Devestator on Joe Graguleoni. Patricia Hawatt counts: One, two, three.

(Brian Baylor seemingly enjoys the boos.)

Green: The winner is Brian Baylor. Time of match: 0:03:34.

Rodz: And the big MOD idiot, Brian Baylor, gets a win over the fat slob, Joe Graguleoni. Anyways, can we get to some tag matches?

(Sincere & J.B. Destiny enter first, followed by the Jurassic Powers.)

Rodz: They lock up. T-Rexx puts Sincere in a cobra clutch. Sincere is struggling to reach the ropes. Sincere reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. T-Rexx takes Sincere down with a heart punch. T-Rexx is starting to get under the crowd's skin. T-Rexx goes for a Tombstone, but Sincere reverses it. A few fans are cheering on Sincere. Sincere hits a somersault splash on T-Rexx. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sincere. Sincere hits T-Rexx with a flying dropkick. You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Sincere. Sincere whips T-Rexx into the ropes. T-Rexx hits Sincere with an elbow. T-Rexx attempts to place Sincere on the turnbuckle, but Sincere blocks it. T-Rexx tags out to Dragon King. Dragon King and T-Rexx whip Sincere into the ropes. They attempt to hit Sincere with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move. Sincere hits them with a double clothesline. Sincere is getting a good reaction from the crowd. T-Rexx leaves the ring. Sincere goes for a flying dropkick, but Dragon King ducks out of the way. Dragon King nails Sincere with a fallaway slam. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Dragon King. Dragon King leaves the ring. He returns with a frying pan.

Taltito: Dragon King hits him with the frying pan. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Dragon King. T-Rexx enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Dragon King and T-Rexx whip Sincere into the ropes. They hit Sincere with a double backdrop. J.B. Destiny enters the ring and lays out T-Rexx. You can hear a few scattered fans booing J.B. Destiny and a few others cheering him. Sincere and J.B. Destiny whip Dragon King into the ropes. They hit Dragon King with a double kick to the midsection. J.B. Destiny leaves the ring. Sincere executes a tornado DDT on Dragon King. Sincere tags out to J.B. Destiny. Sincere enters the ring to make it two-on-one. J.B. Destiny and Sincere whip Dragon King into the ropes. They hit Dragon King with a double elbowsmash. Sincere leaves the ring. J.B. Destiny whips Dragon King into the turnbuckle, but Dragon King reverses it. Dragon King charges into the corner. Dragon King executes a power bomb on J.B. Destiny.

Rodz: Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Dragon King chokes him with a frying pan. Dragon King takes J.B. Destiny down with a powerslam. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Dragon King nails J.B. Destiny with a fallaway slam. Dragon King uses a splash from the second rope on J.B. Destiny. Greg Lewis counts: One, kickout. Dragon King nails J.B. Destiny with a jumping side kick. Dragon King takes J.B. Destiny down with a superkick. Dragon King goes for a superkick, but J.B. Destiny counters it with a legsweep. J.B. Destiny is going for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. J.B. Destiny executes a jumping side kick on Dragon King. J.B. Destiny tags out to Sincere. T-Rexx enters the ring and lays out J.B. Destiny. T-Rexx is starting to get under the crowd's skin. T-Rexx places Sincere on the turnbuckle. T-Rexx nails Sincere with a top-rope power bomb. T-Rexx is starting to get under the crowd's skin. Dragon King climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Sincere throws him to the mat. Sincere and J.B. Destiny whip Dragon King into the ropes.

Taltito: They hit Dragon King with a double backdrop. T-Rexx leaves the ring. Sincere goes for a frog splash, but Dragon King rolls out of the way. Dragon King whips Sincere into the ropes, but Sincere reverses it. Sincere misses with an elbow. Sincere hits Dragon King with a clothesline. Sincere goes for a flying dropkick, but Dragon King ducks out of the way. Dragon King runs into the ropes. Sincere hits Dragon King with a shoulderblock Sincere runs into the ropes. "Dangerous" Dougie Aines trips Sincere. Greg Lewis threatens Jurassic Powers with disqualification. Greg Lewis warns "Dangerous" Dougie Aines. Greg Lewis is back on the job. Sincere executes a flying dropkick on Dragon King. Sincere goes for a tornado DDT, but Dragon King blocks it. Dragon King executes a thrust kick to the head on Sincere. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Dragon King. Dragon King hits Sincere with a powerslam. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Dragon King hits him with the frying pan. Dragon King uses a low blow on Sincere. Dragon King uses a superkick on Sincere. Dragon King whips Sincere into the ropes.

Rodz: Sincere hits Dragon King with an elbow. Sincere uses a handspring moonsault on Dragon King. Greg Lewis counts: One, kickout. Sincere whips Dragon King into the ropes. Dragon King uses a thrust kick to the head on Sincere. A few fans are booing Dragon King. Dragon King takes Sincere down with a superkick. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Dragon King. Dragon King uses a fallaway slam on Sincere. Dragon King hits him with a frying pan. Dragon King tags out to T-Rexx. T-Rexx gets a cobra clutch on Sincere. Sincere reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. T-Rexx leaves the ring. He returns with brass knuckles. T-Rexx takes a swing at Sincere with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. Sincere snatches the knuckles from him. Sincere takes a swing at T-Rexx with the knuckles, but he gets out of the way. T-Rexx snatches the knuckles from him. T-Rexx hits him with the knuckles. T-Rexx hits a DDT on Sincere. The crowd is booing T-Rexx.

Taltito: T-Rexx executes the The Bite on Sincere. Sincere is inching his way towards the ropes. Sincere summons one last burst of energy. Greg Lewis checks Sincere's arm. He lifts it... it falls. He lifts it... it stays up ! Sincere fights his way out of the hold after 42 seconds. Sincere hits a Victory Roll on T-Rexx. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, three! T-Rexx complains about a fast count. The crowd is going crazy!

Green: The winners are J.B. Destiny and Sincere. Time of match: 0:07:04.

Rodz: I'm sorry, but that was a BLATENT fast count! I like the outcome, but I feel that J.B. Destiny doesn't need to win a match with a fast count, come on!

Taltito: There ain't no reversing the ref's decision now. Let's get on to the last semi-finals match!

(Steve Edwards & The Womanizer enter, followed by Ken Lazenby & JJ Pierce.)

Taltito: They lock up. The Womanizer throws Ken Lazenby out of the ring. The Womanizer goes through the ropes. The crowd is cheering on The Womanizer. The Womanizer whips Ken Lazenby into the guardrail. The Womanizer nails Ken Lazenby with a power bomb. Greg Lewis counts: 1. The Womanizer reenters the ring. Ken Lazenby follows him back in. The Womanizer whips Ken Lazenby into the ropes. Ken Lazenby hits The Womanizer with an elbow. Ken Lazenby runs into the ropes. The Womanizer hits Ken Lazenby with a clothesline. The Womanizer catches Ken Lazenby in the torture rack. The Womanizer lets go after 22 seconds. The Womanizer tags out to Steve Edwards. Steve Edwards runs into the ropes. Ken Lazenby uses a bulldog on Steve Edwards. Ken Lazenby tags out to JJ Pierce. JJ Pierce and Ken Lazenby whip Steve Edwards into the ropes. They hit Steve Edwards with a double fist to the midsection. JJ Pierce and Ken Lazenby whip Steve Edwards into the ropes. They hit Steve Edwards with a double clothesline. Ken Lazenby leaves the ring. JJ Pierce hits Steve Edwards with a clothesline. JJ Pierce puts Steve Edwards in an armbar submission. Steve Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds. JJ Pierce executes a heart punch on Steve Edwards. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to JJ Pierce. JJ Pierce hits Steve Edwards with the cross-face chicken wing. JJ Pierce gets a nerve hold on Steve Edwards. Steve Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Ken Lazenby enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Womanizer enters the ring and throws Ken Lazenby out of the ring. Steve Edwards and The Womanizer whip JJ Pierce into the ropes. They attempt to hit JJ Pierce with a double kick to the midsection, but he counters it with a double clothesline. The Womanizer leaves the ring. JJ Pierce gets a nerve hold on Steve Edwards. Steve Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. JJ Pierce whips Steve Edwards into the ropes, but Steve Edwards reverses it. JJ Pierce hits Steve Edwards with a shoulderblock Ken Lazenby enters the ring to make it two-on-one. JJ Pierce and Ken Lazenby hit Steve Edwards with a double bodyslam. JJ Pierce and Ken Lazenby whip Steve Edwards into the ropes. They hit Steve Edwards with a double elbowsmash. The Womanizer enters the ring and throws Ken Lazenby out of the ring. The crowd is cheering on The Womanizer.

Rodz: The Womanizer leaves the ring. Steve Edwards hits a German suplex on JJ Pierce. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Edwards uses a brain buster on JJ Pierce. A few fans are booing Steve Edwards, while a few others are cheering him. The Womanizer enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Steve Edwards and The Womanizer whip JJ Pierce into the ropes. They hit JJ Pierce with a double fist to the midsection. The Womanizer leaves the ring. Steve Edwards takes JJ Pierce down with a powerslam. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Edwards hits JJ Pierce with a piledriver. Steve Edwards is going for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Edwards goes for a back heel kick, but JJ Pierce ducks out of the way. Ken Lazenby enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Womanizer enters the ring and throws Ken Lazenby out of the ring. The Womanizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Steve Edwards and The Womanizer hit JJ Pierce with a double DDT.

Taltito: The Womanizer leaves the ring. Steve Edwards takes JJ Pierce down with a piledriver. Steve Edwards uses a snap suplex on JJ Pierce. Steve Edwards nails JJ Pierce with a DDT. A few fans are booing Steve Edwards, while a few others are cheering him. Steve Edwards uses a German suplex on JJ Pierce. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, kickout. Steve Edwards executes an inverted atomic drop on JJ Pierce. Steve Edwards executes a German suplex on JJ Pierce. Greg Lewis counts: One, kickout. Steve Edwards complains about a slow count. Steve Edwards throws JJ Pierce out of the ring. Steve Edwards goes through the ropes. Steve Edwards whips JJ Pierce into the guardrail. Steve Edwards goes for an inverted atomic drop, but JJ Pierce blocks it. Greg Lewis counts: 1. JJ Pierce reenters the ring. Steve Edwards follows him back in. JJ Pierce whips Steve Edwards into the ropes. Steve Edwards goes for a back heel kick, but JJ Pierce blocks it.

Rodz: JJ Pierce locks Steve Edwards in a nerve hold. Steve Edwards reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. JJ Pierce runs into the ropes. Steve Edwards hits JJ Pierce with a back heel kick. Steve Edwards tags out to The Womanizer. The Womanizer and Steve Edwards hit JJ Pierce with a double DDT. The Womanizer and Steve Edwards whip JJ Pierce into the ropes. They hit JJ Pierce with a double backdrop. The Womanizer and Steve Edwards hit JJ Pierce with a double DDT. Ken Lazenby enters the ring and throws Steve Edwards out of the ring You can hear a few scattered fans cheering for Ken Lazenby. Ken Lazenby leaves the ring. JJ Pierce executes a clothesline on The Womanizer.

Taltito: JJ Pierce goes for a superkick, but The Womanizer ducks out of the way. Steve Edwards enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Womanizer and Steve Edwards whip JJ Pierce into the ropes. They hit JJ Pierce with a double elbowsmash. Steve Edwards leaves the ring. The Womanizer uses a Tombstone on JJ Pierce. The crowd is cheering on The Womanizer. The Womanizer leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign. The Womanizer hits him with the road sign. Greg Lewis throws the road sign out of the ring. The Womanizer executes the Split Legged Moonsault on JJ Pierce. The Womanizer goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, in the ropes... The Womanizer uses a Frankensteiner on JJ Pierce. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up. The Womanizer uses a power bomb on JJ Pierce. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Womanizer takes JJ Pierce down with a reverse neckbreaker. The crowd is really behind The Womanizer.

Rodz: The Womanizer whips JJ Pierce into the ropes, but JJ Pierce reverses it. The Womanizer hits JJ Pierce with a kick. The Womanizer is going for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Steve Edwards enters the ring to make it two-on-one. The Womanizer and Steve Edwards hit JJ Pierce with a double DDT. Steve Edwards leaves the ring. The Womanizer goes for a moonsault, but JJ Pierce rolls out of the way. JJ Pierce executes a superkick on The Womanizer. JJ Pierce hits The Womanizer with a low blow. JJ Pierce runs into the ropes The Womanizer misses with a shoulderblock. JJ Pierce hits The Womanizer with an elbow. JJ Pierce takes The Womanizer down with a clothesline. JJ Pierce throws The Womanizer out of the ring.

Taltito: JJ Pierce jumps onto him with a flying clothesline. JJ Pierce is handed the ring bell. JJ Pierce hits him with the ring bell. Quite a few boos are audible. JJ Pierce rams him into the ring bell. JJ Pierce hits The Womanizer with a clothesline. Greg Lewis counts: 1. JJ Pierce whips The Womanizer into the guardrail. Greg Lewis counts: 2. JJ Pierce hits him with the ring bell. They're brawling inside the ring area. JJ Pierce hits a superkick on The Womanizer. Greg Lewis counts: 3. They're brawling inside the ring area. Steve Edwards comes over to make it two-on-one. Steve Edwards nails JJ Pierce with a back heel kick. The Womanizer puts JJ Pierce in the torture rack. Steve Edwards executes a back heel kick on JJ Pierce. The Womanizer catches JJ Pierce in the torture rack. Ken Lazenby comes over and lays out Steve Edwards. There are chants of 'boring, boring'. JJ Pierce hits him with the ring bell. A few fans are booing JJ Pierce. Greg Lewis counts: 4. They're brawling inside the ring area. JJ Pierce whips The Womanizer into the guardrail. Greg Lewis counts: 5. JJ Pierce hits him with the ring bell. JJ Pierce rams him into the ring bell. JJ Pierce whips The Womanizer into the guardrail. Greg Lewis counts: 6. JJ Pierce reenters the ring. The Womanizer follows him back in.

Rodz: The Womanizer brings the table into the ring. The Womanizer punches JJ Pierce. There are lots of chants for The Womanizer. The Womanizer kicks JJ Pierce. The Womanizer is getting a good reaction from the crowd. The Womanizer nails JJ Pierce with a Frankensteiner Greg Lewis counts: One, two, thr... kickout. The Womanizer executes the Split Legged Moonsault on JJ Pierce. The Womanizer goes for the pin. Greg Lewis counts: One, two, three!

Green: The winners are The Womanizer and Steve Edwards. Time of match: 0:10:00.

Rodz: It's set! It's a fact! The Womanizer and Steve Edwards take on J.B. Destiny and Sincere in the finals! Hopefully when Edwards and Destiny go toe-to-toe, everyone will finally realize that Edwards is NOT in the Dangerous Alliance!

(Commercial for ICP's latest CD, The Jekel Brothers. Commercial for Circuit City. Commericial for The Luxor.)

Rodz: Welcome back! We're down to two more matches!

(Satan's Disciple and Andre Harris enter the ring.)

Taltito: They lock up. Andre Harris throws Satan's Disciple out of the ring. Big Henry counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, Satan's Disciple reenters the ring. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a brain buster. You could hear a pin drop. Andre Harris locks Satan's Disciple in a Canadian backbreaker. Satan's Disciple reaches the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds. Andre Harris goes for a gutbuster, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple goes for a DDT, but Andre Harris counters it with a backdrop. Andre Harris is going for the pin. Big Henry counts: One, two, shoulder up. Andre Harris hits a brain buster on Satan's Disciple. There are chants of 'boring, boring'. Andre Harris locks Satan's Disciple in a Canadian backbreaker. Satan's Disciple reaches the ropes after being trapped for 6 seconds. Andre Harris goes for a gutbuster, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple hits a powerslam on Andre Harris. Big Henry counts: One, two, thr... kickout. Satan's Disciple goes for a DDT, but Andre Harris blocks it. Andre Harris punches Satan's Disciple. You could hear a pin drop. Andre Harris kicks Satan's Disciple. Satan's Disciple hits Andre Harris. A few fans are booing Satan's Disciple, while a few others are cheering him. Andre Harris kicks Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris punches Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a gutbuster. Andre Harris whips Satan's Disciple into the ropes, but Satan's Disciple reverses it. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a clothesline. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a double underhook faceslam. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Andre Harris and a few others cheering him. Andre Harris is going for the pin. Big Henry counts: One, two, shoulder up. Andre Harris uses a powerslam on Satan's Disciple. Big Henry counts: One, shoulder up. Andre Harris goes for a double underhook faceslam, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple places Andre Harris on the turnbuckle. Satan's Disciple hits Andre Harris with a top-rope DDT. Big Henry counts: One, two, kickout. Satan's Disciple complains about a slow count. Satan's Disciple catches Andre Harris in a cobra clutch.

Rodz: Andre Harris is valiantly trying to break the hold. Andre Harris reaches the ropes after being trapped for 14 seconds. Satan's Disciple whips Andre Harris into the ropes. Satan's Disciple misses with a shoulderblock. Andre Harris misses with a clothesline. Satan's Disciple executes a Death Valley Driver on Andre Harris. A few fans are booing Satan's Disciple, while a few others are cheering him. Satan's Disciple executes a low blow on Andre Harris. Satan's Disciple catches Andre Harris in a cobra clutch. Satan's Disciple lets go after 12 seconds. Satan's Disciple goes for a top-rope Death Valley Driver, but Andre Harris blocks it. Andre Harris goes for a brain buster, but Satan's Disciple blocks it. Satan's Disciple kicks Andre Harris. A few fans are booing Satan's Disciple, while a few others are cheering him. Andre Harris punches Satan's Disciple. You could hear a pin drop. Andre Harris kicks Satan's Disciple. There is no crowd reaction. Andre Harris kicks Satan's Disciple. There are chants of 'boring, boring'. Andre Harris catches Satan's Disciple in a Canadian backbreaker. Satan's Disciple is valiantly trying to break the hold. Satan's Disciple breaks the hold with a slidedown after 11 seconds. Satan's Disciple throws Andre Harris out of the ring. Satan's Disciple goes for a splash, but Andre Harris moves out of the way. Andre Harris knocks Satan's Disciple into the ringsteps. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Andre Harris and a few others cheering him. Big Henry counts: 1. Andre Harris sets up a table. Andre Harris whips Satan's Disciple into the guardrail. Andre Harris whips Satan's Disciple into the guardrail. Andre Harris reenters the ring.

Taltito: Satan's Disciple follows him back in. Andre Harris executes a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris executes a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris nails Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Andre Harris and a few others cheering him. Andre Harris uses a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris uses a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. You can hear a few scattered fans booing Andre Harris and a few others cheering him. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris takes the brass knuckles and uses it on him. The crowd is going "We want Big Henry !". Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris nails Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT.

Rodz: Andre Harris is met with a "Hogan, Hogan,..." chant. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris nails Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris uses a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Some fans are starting to leave. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris uses a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. The crowd is absolutely silent. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris uses a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Some fans are heading to the concession stands. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. The crowd is going "We want Big Henry !". Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris executes a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. The crowd is absolutely silent. Andre Harris nails Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris takes Satan's Disciple down with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris uses a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris executes a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris is met with a "Hogan, Hogan,..." chant. Andre Harris nails Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT.

Taltito: Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Some fans are heading to the concession stands. Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris executes a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris leaves the ring. He returns with a road sign. Andre Harris hits him with the road sign. Andre Harris is met with a "Hogan, Hogan,..." chant. Andre Harris takes the brass knuckles and uses it on him. Andre Harris executes a tornado DDT on Satan's Disciple. Andre Harris hits Satan's Disciple with a tornado DDT. Andre Harris takes a swing at Satan's Disciple with the road sign, but he gets out of the way. Satan's Disciple snatches the road sign from him. Satan's Disciple hits him with the road sign. The crowd doesn't seem to care. Satan's Disciple nails Andre Harris with a tornado DDT. Satan's Disciple uses a tornado DDT on Andre Harris. Satan's Disciple uses a tornado DDT on Andre Harris. Satan's Disciple uses a tornado DDT on Andre Harris.

Rodz: Satan's Disciple is going for the pin. Both combatants' shoulders are on the mat. Big Henry counts: One, two, three!

(There are chants of 'boring, boring'.)

Green: Both combatants have been pinned! Time of match: 0:11:39.

Rodz: Finally! That was eleven minutes of total, utter bull(CENSORED)! I mean come on! What the hell was up with all those stupid, lame (CENSORED) tornado DDT's?! Who wants to see the same move over, and over, and over, and over?! I say we fire those two idiots! I can't believe I used to like Disciple! What a moron!

Taltito: None the less, we have to move on. We're down to our final match of the evening. The Tag-Team title match!

Green: This contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. It is for the SWA World Tag Team Titles. Introducing first... At a total combined weight of 489 pounds... The Womanizer and "The Supreme One" Steve Edwards!!!

(Edwards and The Womanizer make their way to the ring.)

Green: Their opponents... Led to the ring by Douglas Wellington Jr. and Amy... At a total combined weight of 460 pounds... "The Future" J.B. Destiny and "The Extreme Luchador" Sincere!!!

(Sincere and Destiny make their way to the ring.)

Taltito: They lock up. The Womanizer takes Sincere down with a power bomb. President Bohringer counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Womanizer nails Sincere with a reverse neckbreaker. A few fans are cheering on The Womanizer. The Womanizer is going for the pin. President Bohringer counts: One, two, shoulder up. The Womanizer goes for a 450 splash, but Sincere rolls out of the way.

Rodz: Steve Edwards enters the ring and lays out The Womanizer with a chair! What the hell?! Steve Edwards throws the chair to Sincere. J.B. Destiny enters the ring and lays out Sincere with the Destined for Destruction! President Bohringer calls for the bell! What's going on?!?!

Green: The winners are J.B. Destiny and Steve Edwards. Time of match: 0:01:03.

Taltito: WHAT?! Destiny and Edwards win? They weren't even a team! Bohringer just handed them the titles! Wellington just gave Edwards a DA shirt! And now Amy is giving Bohringer a brief case! I think Bohringer was just payed off! He's got a mic.

President Bohringer: I'd like to make a couple quick announcements. First of all, J.B. Destiny just earned himself a shot at the World title on Sunday! Secondly, Brian Baylor, I know you're listening, so let me tell ya. I was being nice when I gave you a shot at the Extreme title. But ya know ... I don't wanna be nice anymore. So, there are two other men in the SWA from Cleveland. If you want your shot, you'll have to beat them in a triangle match in Cleveland! The winner will face Ring Troll later that night for a title shot! Steve Edwards and Andre Harris are your opponents!

(Bohringer and the Dangerous Alliance leave.)

Taltito: What an announcement! Brian Baylor vs. Andre Harris vs. Steve Edwards! The winner will get a shot at Ring Troll later in the night! Oh my God!

Rodz: I knew Edwards was DA all along! That was great! Your NEW tag-team champions! See ya Sunday!