ECW Wrestlepalooza - May 11, 2003

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Kid Kash pinned Jerry Lynn after a power bomb in 0:13:28.
Rating: *** 3/4

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
C.W. Anderson pinned New Jack after a side suplex in 0:16:48.
Rating: -** 1/2
(C.W. Anderson retained the ECW TV Title.)

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
The Outsiders defeated Tazz and Rhyno when Nash pinned Tazz with the Jackknife Power Bomb in 0:31:14.
Rating: ** 3/4
(The Outsiders won the ECW World Tag-Team Titles.)

No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Scott Steiner pinned The Sandman after a powerslam in 0:34:59.
Rating: -** 1/4

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Ric Flair made Tommy Dreamer submit to the Figure-Four Leglock in 0:15:39.
Rating: *

No-Countout-No-DQ-Non-Title-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Chris Jericho pinned Sabu after a small package in 0:13:51.
Rating: *** 1/4

No-Countout-No-DQ-Falls-Count-Anywhere Match:
Raven and Mike Awesome defeated Randy Savage and Hollywood Hogan when Awesome pinned Hogan with the Awesome Bomb in 0:18:39.
Rating: -* 1/4

Bill Goldberg pinned Steve Corino with the Jackhammer in 0:31:29.
Rating: ** 1/2
(Bill Goldberg won the ECW World Heavyweight Title.)

Notes:

HAD to start out good, so Kid Kash took on Jerry Lynn. Great match, but I like Kash better than Lynn, so Kash wins.
I screwed up on the next match, as I had C.W. Anderson take on New Jack. Bad move to put New Jack in a match, but I'm stupid. Anderson, of course, would retain.
Finally the "REAL WCW" starts things. The Outsiders take on Rhyno and Tazz for the Tag-Titles. I like Rhyno and Tazz, but The Outsiders need to seem unbeatable, so they get the win, even though they cheat. That's two different tag titles for them!
WCW Champion, Scott Steiner, takes on The Sandman! Another mistake, as The Sandman SUCKS. Non-title, but Steiner can't be beaten!
Tommy Dreamer is another man that I see as kind of a Ric Flair type, so he fights Ric Flair, and he loses to Ric Flair. Flair was fighting hardcore when Dreamer was in diapers! Or fucking Beulah at Summer camp, whatever floats your boat. Flair wins.
Jericho doesn't defend against Sabu, but they put on a great match where Jericho retains!
Savage & Hogan are once again shown as kind of...the ching in the RWCW's armor. Raven and Mike Awesome take them out in a horrid match.
And finally, Bill Goldberg gets his shot at the ECW title. He wins, becaues the RWCW needs to look good. That's the ONLY man to EVER hold the ECW World Heavyweight title as well as the WCW World Heavyweight title. Not at the same time, I man he's had it before. The RWCW wins, and ends the show beating up Raven, Tazz, Rhyno, Awesome, Corino, Lynn, etc, etc.