So you make more money than I do - think I care?
So you drive a better car than I do - you have a small penis.
So you sign my paycheck - you are still a big loser.
So you think you're better looking than me? - at least I'm getting laid.
So you're married to a rich man? - well, I'm the one who's fucking him.
So you think your life sucks? - quit your damned bitching and do something about it! Stop and smell the roses and all that fucking crap! I don't want to hear it, because if you think you've got problems there's always someone who's got it worse... get over yourself!
