I Want To Be A Housewife!

Not only does my job TOTALLY suck - I can't seem to find a new one. So I ask you - why the hell do I even have to work? Why didn't I just settle down with a nice boy and get married? I'd be sitting at home every day kicking back, drinking martini's - damn it!

I despise having to crawl out of bed every morning at 6 a.m., then board a train and stand for half an hour being jostled about by a bunch of losers just to get to an office I can't stand. If I was a housewife, I could sleep until noon, crawl out of bed, turn on the TV and watch soaps all day. Around 2 p.m., I would make myself a drinkie and await the arrival of my gorgeous husband.

When my husband got home from work every night I'd greet him with a drink in one hand and his pipe in the other. I'd cook him a gourmet dinner every night.

Goddamnit! I HATE my job!