NO, Not Hospitality AGAIN!

There is one Helluva difference flying Hospitality when you've experienced the joy and luxury of  Business Class...

Those of you who think there's no big difference are losers who've never flown Business Class and obviously never deserve to.

So for all you lower-class "Hospitality" people out there, here are the big differences:

We hate YOU!

I always fly business class because my boyfriend is very rich. But he gets pissed off at me when I call the stewardess a stewardess. He says: "They're called flight attendants."

I think  Paul Westerburg of The Replacements would beg to differ:

"Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer, garbage man, a janitor and you my dear.
You ain't a flight attendant my oh my, you ain't nothin' but a Waitress In The Sky."

Before Take-Off

In Hospitality, the stewardesses tell you to sit down and buckle-up.

In Business, you are served champagne and an appetizer.

The Food

In Hospitality they give you tiny bags of pretzels.

In Business, they give you a placemat to put over your tray and then serve the food on china.  And you get roasted almonds in a REAL bowl.

Reading Material

By the time the newspapers reach the Hospitality Class losers they are either three days old or written in Chinese.

So the next time you're getting on an airplane, wondering if the people in business class are looking down at you because you're not worthy of them, rest-assurred they ARE because you're NOT.