PISSING OFF
PISSY PEOPLE
How many people do you run into every day who piss you off? Maybe your boyfriend who goes away for a week and doesn't call you once, or your boss who accuses you of sabotaging your own computer or how about the old lady at the checkout counter ahead of you buying 20 lottery tickets and paying for them with loose change...
![[Who could be pissier than Hitler?]](hitler.gif)
If you like revenge then read on, oh and while you're at it, PISS OFF YOU ASSHOLE.
At the grocery store, if senior citizen is in line ahead of you, holding their coin purse filled with change, mention to them that dog and cat food is on sale. It's filled with protein you know. They won't be able to resist the urge to check it out, whilst you move one step closer to the cashier.
The next time you're pissed at your piss head of a boyfriend, pretend nothing's the matter. Keep pretending that everything is just fine for months while your anger builds up inside you like a volcano waiting to erupt.
By the time you're ready to explode, your words will spew out of your mouth like hot raining lava from Mount Vesuvius. He'll never know what hit him!
Send your boss a dozen black roses.
On the attached card, write:
I can't stop thinking about what I'd like to do to you.
