Blasters,
Blasters, Everywhere By Crusher
Genie said
to himself why did i even come with these guys, as a blaster bolt
flew by his head. He had agreed to come to Boloris to recruit for
UPA with Crusher and TealKeeper, and now because of something
Crusher said to the locals in the bar they were at, they were in
a blaster shootout. Crusher, Teal , and Genie were behind
different tables as blaster bolts sizzled by. "What do we
do??" Genie asked Crusher. "Hell, lets kill them we
have been behind these tables for too long , watching these bolts
fly over our heads, Me and Teal are getting impatient !!"
Crusher answered back. "Yeah," Teal answered too
"I need some practice with this blasters anyways." But
then Genie said "A Jedi must be patient, or he turns to the
Dark Side." "Shut up with that crap Genie you no as
much as i do none of us are Jedi's here so what kind of cheap
jedi crap is that." Crusher told Genie with a smirk on his
face. "Ok, i guess your right." Genie said back.
"Well, if you guys cover me i can probably sneak up to them
and break there necks in five different ways." Teal told
them all yelling over the noise of the blasters. "Well how
many are there?" Genie asked. "Let me see." Teal
said and stuck his head up over the protection of the table he
then came down as fast as he went up. "There are seven now
they must have called back up, i can still break all their necks
in five different ways though." "Ok, Genie ready when
you are." Crusher added. But before Genie could say ready
Crusher and Teal rose up with there blasters in hand firing at
the nasty, pissed off crowd of smugglers Crusher made a joke
about. Two went down and then Genie rose with his blaster in hand
taking two more out. Just then a Imperial landspeeder came up to
the bar and a squad of twenty Stormtroopers came out. "Hey
what the heck??" Teal yelled out "Where did these
stormtroopers come from this is just a backwater world?" But
then the stormtroopers opened fire on the UPA pilots. Genie came
up out of a booth and threw a thermal detonator at the Imp
Landspeeder. The speeder was engulfed in flames and it also took
out five troopers. "Hell yeah," Crusher yelled out
"we have a full fledged party now as he took down another
trooper." The smugglers all ran away as soon as they saw the
stormtrooper pull up to the building now all that was there was
Genie, Crusher, and Teal against about fifteen troopers. Teal
came up behind a trooper and thought to himself "dang he is
giving me a easy target, like he wanted to die, Oh well"
Teal said and flipped over the trooper at least giving him a
chance to fight back. And the trooper did he pulled his side
blaster out and tried to fire at Teal but Teal grabed the
troopers left hand twisted it around kicked him in the head and
knocked him out cold. Crusher and Genie had two blasters in hand
and fired into the crowd of stormtroopers. Eight went down
between them and Teal was running around without blaster in his
hand killing the troopers in like he said five different ways.
Then Yoda came into the bar and used the force to sling troopers
around in the air, and then hold them there. "Stop!!"
Yoda told Crusher,Genie and Teal "This is not the way to
settle things don't kill without meaning." "Without
meaning Yoda!!" Crusher said "they attacked us
first" "Well now that i am here nobody is getting
killed." "Damn it,Yoda you take all the fun out of
fighting!!" Crusher yelled at him. "Hey what am i
doing??" Yoda said "Dang this force crap is getting in
my head lets kill them now." Yoda let the soldiers down and
gave them all there blasters and let them run for a minute before
the UPA soldiers came after them. Well with the UPA ran after
them and Crusher accidently shot Yoda with a stun bolt knocking
him out. "Oops, sorry Yoda didn't see you there."
Crusher said with a smile. Teal and genie were tracking down the
troopers when about six of them jumped out of a dark alley and
started shooting at them. Teal shot a few bolts and slid towards
a dumpster for cover. While Genie was starting to pull out
another thermal detonator Teal told to him to stop "No, man
we want to take them the hard way." Teal said. So instead
Genie pulled out his blaster and shot a few rounds at the
troopers. The six of them were taken down within minutes by the
UPA's fire. Well the rest of the troopers gave up and Genie tied
them together to take them back to UPA headquarters to find out
why Imp's are doing on this world. Well Teal cooled the flames on
the Imperial Landspeeder and Genie rigged it to fly again. While
Crusher picked up Yoda and threw him in to one of the speeders
compartment. "Well guys.." Crusher began "Looks
like another victory for the UPA, but hey nobody has to buy any
drinks because we are right next to a bar, so FREE DRINKS!!"
Crusher yelled. And they all went back to the bar to get some
beer. The bartender was mad at all the dead people and broken
bottles and tables in his bar and demanded that Crusher pay for
the damage. So Crusher strolled up to the bartender and punched
him in the face and took a Alderaanien Ale.