Blasters, Blasters, Everywhere By Crusher

Genie said to himself why did i even come with these guys, as a blaster bolt flew by his head. He had agreed to come to Boloris to recruit for UPA with Crusher and TealKeeper, and now because of something Crusher said to the locals in the bar they were at, they were in a blaster shootout. Crusher, Teal , and Genie were behind different tables as blaster bolts sizzled by. "What do we do??" Genie asked Crusher. "Hell, lets kill them we have been behind these tables for too long , watching these bolts fly over our heads, Me and Teal are getting impatient !!" Crusher answered back. "Yeah," Teal answered too "I need some practice with this blasters anyways." But then Genie said "A Jedi must be patient, or he turns to the Dark Side." "Shut up with that crap Genie you no as much as i do none of us are Jedi's here so what kind of cheap jedi crap is that." Crusher told Genie with a smirk on his face. "Ok, i guess your right." Genie said back. "Well, if you guys cover me i can probably sneak up to them and break there necks in five different ways." Teal told them all yelling over the noise of the blasters. "Well how many are there?" Genie asked. "Let me see." Teal said and stuck his head up over the protection of the table he then came down as fast as he went up. "There are seven now they must have called back up, i can still break all their necks in five different ways though." "Ok, Genie ready when you are." Crusher added. But before Genie could say ready Crusher and Teal rose up with there blasters in hand firing at the nasty, pissed off crowd of smugglers Crusher made a joke about. Two went down and then Genie rose with his blaster in hand taking two more out. Just then a Imperial landspeeder came up to the bar and a squad of twenty Stormtroopers came out. "Hey what the heck??" Teal yelled out "Where did these stormtroopers come from this is just a backwater world?" But then the stormtroopers opened fire on the UPA pilots. Genie came up out of a booth and threw a thermal detonator at the Imp Landspeeder. The speeder was engulfed in flames and it also took out five troopers. "Hell yeah," Crusher yelled out "we have a full fledged party now as he took down another trooper." The smugglers all ran away as soon as they saw the stormtrooper pull up to the building now all that was there was Genie, Crusher, and Teal against about fifteen troopers. Teal came up behind a trooper and thought to himself "dang he is giving me a easy target, like he wanted to die, Oh well" Teal said and flipped over the trooper at least giving him a chance to fight back. And the trooper did he pulled his side blaster out and tried to fire at Teal but Teal grabed the troopers left hand twisted it around kicked him in the head and knocked him out cold. Crusher and Genie had two blasters in hand and fired into the crowd of stormtroopers. Eight went down between them and Teal was running around without blaster in his hand killing the troopers in like he said five different ways. Then Yoda came into the bar and used the force to sling troopers around in the air, and then hold them there. "Stop!!" Yoda told Crusher,Genie and Teal "This is not the way to settle things don't kill without meaning." "Without meaning Yoda!!" Crusher said "they attacked us first" "Well now that i am here nobody is getting killed." "Damn it,Yoda you take all the fun out of fighting!!" Crusher yelled at him. "Hey what am i doing??" Yoda said "Dang this force crap is getting in my head lets kill them now." Yoda let the soldiers down and gave them all there blasters and let them run for a minute before the UPA soldiers came after them. Well with the UPA ran after them and Crusher accidently shot Yoda with a stun bolt knocking him out. "Oops, sorry Yoda didn't see you there." Crusher said with a smile. Teal and genie were tracking down the troopers when about six of them jumped out of a dark alley and started shooting at them. Teal shot a few bolts and slid towards a dumpster for cover. While Genie was starting to pull out another thermal detonator Teal told to him to stop "No, man we want to take them the hard way." Teal said. So instead Genie pulled out his blaster and shot a few rounds at the troopers. The six of them were taken down within minutes by the UPA's fire. Well the rest of the troopers gave up and Genie tied them together to take them back to UPA headquarters to find out why Imp's are doing on this world. Well Teal cooled the flames on the Imperial Landspeeder and Genie rigged it to fly again. While Crusher picked up Yoda and threw him in to one of the speeders compartment. "Well guys.." Crusher began "Looks like another victory for the UPA, but hey nobody has to buy any drinks because we are right next to a bar, so FREE DRINKS!!" Crusher yelled. And they all went back to the bar to get some beer. The bartender was mad at all the dead people and broken bottles and tables in his bar and demanded that Crusher pay for the damage. So Crusher strolled up to the bartender and punched him in the face and took a Alderaanien Ale.