Jean_5

Sis: *Sis chases Coco* OH no you don't, you're getting in here, too. *Sis finds another bowl of Banana pudding* Hmmmmm sign on top says, "You touch this you die, love Aaron". Weeeelllll, OK, it's worth it, all I have to do is give Aaron some of thos e valentine mints I have, he will be happy. HMMMM, Coco, where are you?

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Aw man, who turned the hose on me? OK Manna, you and Angel are going to get it now! By the way, as long as you have the hose and it's already wet in here, would you give Anna a tomato bath and rinse her off? She stinketh!!! LOL

Angel: Boy am I glad I wasn't in there... The kitchen looks like a mess... my my my.... Have fun cleaning up.... LOL

Manna: Well, Sis! I'll let you have the juice of getting Anna cleaned up. Sices she might don dislike me from the turtee eggs I throwed at her... >>SHEW<< She does stinklll pew wee.... you know one good thing I like about Jean's Kitchen is theres this hammock outside on the porch, there and well, since I got to get up at 4 a.m. N it'll be Sunday, I got to go to work so I'm going to lay down onthis hammock and get me some ZZZZZ's... So Sis, you got the banana pudding and the ANNOINTED hair... HEHEHEHE Sooooo God bless ya... and beware, I'm still outside the door you know. He he he

Littlebit: *Littlebit has been outside watching the entire scene as she peeled her eggs to devil later. She sees Manna sneak out the door... notices she has messed u an egg... Aims, throws, and BOINK!   Hits Manna right on the head*

*Littlebit yells* DON"T BE MEAN TO SIS!!!!!! as she runs away to hide.

Manna: Haha that's funny, Littlebit, but it's like this, I wasn't mean to her.

Amy: *Amy sees Littlebit peeling the eggs, and runs over and takes thre eggs from her basket to eat instead of waiting for them to be deviled and runs back into the house.*

Sis: Littlebit, How long did you cook those eggs? they bounce! ROFL Right off Mana's head! What a mess! Let's clean this mess up.

I'm waiting for a deviled egg. HEYYY! Are Christians supposed to eat deviled eggs? Hmmmm, *Sis ponders this thought*

Anna: Nope.... angelfood cake instead! *grin*

Sis: How come it's so quiet? Is Jean coming? No, that's Amber, Hide the cookies! Amber's coming! Watch out, she's my bud but she DOES like cookies and she WILL tell Aaron!

Angel: give me the cookies everyone... I will hide them! Honest I will!   It's not like I am having one of my sweet attacks again.... hehe Give them to me! Come on! I won't eat them......... *L*

Sis: Hey!!!! Wake up everyone, the police are here! Come on!!! Wake up!!   (Where are you, Story lady?)

Coconut: *Coco had just walked in when she hears Sis yelling about the cops*

*Coco slides on the floor and lays still*

Nah that won't work! *She moves under the counter* Nah, her toes stick out. *She looks around to see where she can hide*

Hmmmmmmmm

*She spots the lamp in th ecorner! Coco runs, throws the lamp out and keeps the shade. Coco places the shade on her heard and stands VERY Very still*

Anony Mouse: *Anony Mouse is hiding in the corner behind the chair* K what is going to happen? What did we do? Where is Jean? Who is Amber? *Anony Mouse is watching quietly*

Amy: *amy gets into the bathtub and lays very very close to the edge so that even if the cops come into the bathroom, they won't see her right away*

WAIT!!!....

There's a window....

Anna: *Anna grabs a glass ofmilk and some of the leftover cookies that somehow managed not to be eaten and goes and opens the frong door to offer cookies and milk to the cops. Hey, she's from a small town and she's been taught to be a good hostess! *Shrug*

Miss #1 Cop: Walks up to the front door and says "Thank you, Anna, this is very nice of you". But you see, we have a complaint out about a disturbance in the neighborhood and was wondering if anybody saw a Connie and a Sis around. II have *Pulls out some papers* that these two women have numerous complaints against them for food flying through the air and a lot of screaming. Ma'am, I do have to bring those two women to the station for questioning and maybe have them locked up overnight. We just want to keep people's complaints limited, but it's like this, there's a lot of complaints out about these two women. so has anybody seen them? I know if they're not found it's turned over to the sarg.

angel: *Runs from behind the couch into the kitchen... Whispers to the cop where Sis and Connie are... LOL... Then offers the cop more cookies and milk.

Sis: Angel!!!!! How could you???

Interesting notes: The last post was February 22, 1999. The day after Manna's post about flooding Jean's Kitchen in here, the real Jean came home from church the next evening to find her kitchen flooded. A water pipe had broken!!! Is this an odd thing? Or did we REALLY flook Jean's Kitchen????? I guess we'll never know!!!! Hmmmmmmmm

What happened after this? Were Sis and Connie arrested? Did Anna go back behind the couch? Did Littlebit ever make those deviled eggs? WHAT happened? I guess we'll never know!

*The theme from the Twilight Zone plays softly in the background*