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| A self-addressed envelope would be addressed to "envelope", right? Monday is NOT user-friendly. Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground? If the pin is pulled, Mr grenade is *NOT* our friend. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAPS LOCK KEY? Hello! I'm David's answering machine. What are you? Today's subliminal message is " ". Always decide to not decide unless you decide to change your mind. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features. When a magician practices, is he up to his old tricks? Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to ride. A word to the wise is unnecessary. Does killing time damage eternity? No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work that way. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it? Buy the latest pentium processor so you can reboot faster. Does fuzzy logic tickle? As a computer I find your faith in technology amusing. A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking. When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "Great Perhaps?" Why is there always one in every crowd? Classified one-liner. Please reenter your password. Clean your monitor, I can't see out. Banks have two things I love. Money and holidays. Chicken sneakers: re-bok bok bok! A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but together as a group decide that nothing can be done. A crisis is when you can't say, "let's forget the whole thing." Access denied! Na na na na na na! A day without sunshine is like.. night. A clean house is a sure sign of a broken computer. Like I said before..... I never repeat myself. I have a photographic memory but it no longer gives me same-day service. People who think they're out of this world make you wish they were. I surf the real world. Some people are wise and some people are otherwise. This is no ordianry silly grin on my face, it's an educated one. Don't make a fuss over me. Treat me as you would any other brilliant person. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Some people hate getting out of bed. I enjoy it. I do it 3-4 times a day. There are two sides to every arguement, and I don't have time to listen to yours. I was told to pay my taxes with a smile, but they still wanted money. Help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I'm talking about. There's one good thing about being wrong. The joy it brings to others. The thing about forgetting is you no longer have to worry about the thing you forgot. One half the world doesn't understand the other half and it doesn't matter which half you're in. |
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