Please try the following, if you wish to waste your time:
- Click the
Refresh button, or try again later, but either way, it still won't work for you.
- If you asked the computer to go to this website, make sure that the computer has voice-interpretation software, you fool!
- To make this website available on this computer, goto your kitchen, take out a
sharp knife. Turn the point towards yourheart. Fall forward.
These instructions should match those provided by your Local Psychological Nutcase (LPN) administrator or International Suicidal Person(ISP).
- If your secretly latent psychic powers has enabled it, You can mentally
Kill yourself and make this site available to your computer.
If you would like the computer to attempt to murder you (for our sake),
click Self-Destruct Computer
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Some computers cannot explode faster than 1/128th of a second. Click the Secret menu and then click Find Computer Explosion Rate to determine how quickly your computer will explode and kill you.
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If you are trying to destroy your computer, don‘t bother, because we have made it out of plastic plated titanium.
- Click the
Back button to try another link, though you know you won‘t get anywhere..
We don’t like you and like to annoy you. Internet Explorer
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