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THE DEAL BULLDOG FRONT THE CLASH Rockers Galore CD Im not sure if this was ever for sale to the public. This is a definitive "GREATIST HITS" cd of the Clash. What I like about it is the interviews that intertwine each song. Nice little stories on the song or time peroid of that song. This is a most for the Clash Fanatic like me. BrianBOMB Epic THE VIGILANTES THE HIVES Veni Vidi Vicious CD ![]() Flat out the best disk I've heard in the last six months. The big, boomin' rhythm section of Dr. Destruction and Chris Dangerous (I shit you not) lays down the muscle while driving, straightforward-but-not-simple guitar work keeps you engaged through scorchers like "Hate to say I told you so" and "The Hives introduce the metric system in time." They damn near make you think they're the Second Coming of Cheap Trick -- but in a good way. Besides, anybody who covers a Jerry Butler tune and actually pulls it off is destined for greatness. They have dumb names, they wear matching suits with white shoes, they're Swedish, and they kick serious ass. (Lex) Epitaph/Burning Heart LUCKIE STRIKE Future is turning CDEP At first listen "Future Is Different" has everything in place to garner some buzz among the majors. It's got an angry song, an anthem, and even a nifty cover that gives you a nice feel for the singer's range. Unfortunately, if you give it more than a token listen, the wheels come off quick. The lyrics on the original songs feel in places like they were lifted from a dumpster outside Kevin Seconds' place, the read they do on Elvis Costello's "Radio, Radio" is all wrong (It's an angry song, not a vocal showcase), and, worst of all, their drummer, who I'm sure is a nice person (she's got a cool belt in the photo), has a wee little problem keeping a beat. MTV will love them, but you won't. Save your dough. (Lex) Tomato Head THE CHORDS So Far Away CD The Captain Oi - written liner notes for this re-release use a great deal of real estate trying to convince us of this bandŐs pedigree, dropping names along the way like The Jam, John Peel and Sham 69. They could have saved the effort because the music--at least some of it--speaks for itself. Anthems like "Happy Families" and "Tumbling Down" have kept their vitality and Mod sensibilities intact in the 20-odd years since they first hit the racks. Unfortunately, the very strong original 12-song release is bogged down by another eleven "bonus" tracks that just aren't up to snuff. Next time keep the chaff in the archives and just bring the goods. (Lex) Captain Oi BONECRUSHER Followers of a Brutal Calling CD ![]() If there ever was a bandwagon to jump on, the Bonecrusher express has arrived. As it stands Bonecrusher is taking the states by storm, infecting everything they touch. But what the fuck, these guys have been tearin' shit up since `92 and it seems that no one outside of Orange County has heard of em. They gained national exposure with the release of their Singles Collection on Outsider Records and we've been eating them up ever since. So to continue their slow but sure take over of the world they have released Followers of a Brutal Calling, 15 blasts of both old and new. A brutal honesty seeps from this band, it gets into their songs and leaves you wanting more. In this day of punk Irish bar songs Bonecrusher are the swift kick to the ass this scene needs. Dutch Outsider | . |
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ONE MAN ARMY OLD SCARS AND UPSTARTS
2001 CD MIDGET HANDJOB Midnight Snack Break At The Poodle Factory CD The crime here isn't that this is a bad album (and trust me, this is definitely a bad album. Bad, bad, bad.). Unfortunately, bad albums are not a criminal offense. The crime is that nobody told Keith Morris "No." All it would have taken was for some kid over at Epitaph to say, "Keith, if you want to proceed with this post-Beat, post-Bop, masturbatory horseshit, you're not going to do it here." But they didn't because he was in The Circle Jerks. And see, that's the crime. Celebrity of any ilk buys so much indulgence in this age that we end up with Midget Handjob on the shelves of retailers across the country. Doesn't anybody read Nietzsche anymore? Smash your idols, people. If you don't, this is the album you end up with. (Lex) Epitaph THE DICKIES The Incredible Shrinking Dickies CD There was a time when this kind of stuff went over really big. It's roughly the same era in which Julie Brown (the other one) rose to the heights of her celebrity and people owned ties that had piano keys printed on them. I didn't like it then and I donŐt like it now. The music is adequate, though in every case it seems to be one or two counts faster than the band is comfortable with, the vocals are grating at best, and the lyrics try really, really hard to be witty and yet fall short of the mark. Seriously, you have better things to do with your money. (Lex) Captain Oi ![]() Ruin it for Everyone CDEP Flat has taking the reins of the upper East coast scene. The Drunks are the latest band to join their stable. The CD opens strong with Let It Out, a power driven blast to ensure you know the bands intentions. Followed by a hoakie but adorable infatuation with Elvira Queen of Darkness, showing the bands lighter, more sensitive side. After those initial tracks the CD loses momentum until the Ballad of Cougar aka "I fought authority and authority always wins". Keep it up boys. (Note; DO NOT PASS OUT AROUND THE DRUNKS) Dutch Flat OXYMORON
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