| Dear Donutman I am a practicing fruitarian (people who belive fruits and vegetables have feelings ex: those steamed carrots you ate last night is like boiling a chicken alive, fun, eh?), and I'm very upset the school menu can be described as nothing other than barbaric!!... except maybe gross. For example, a commonly found item on our menu is "diced pears". Why dont ya just chop up old fido there while you're at it! Obviously, the people created these menus are crazed, aitheies, nazi, ugly, cruel, bloodthirsty old lunch ladies with nothing better to do with thier time than feed tortured flora to the unexpecting public. So with your help, Mr. Donutman, I think we could stage a revolt and save countless more pears and apples ,and God knows, lettuce Thank you for your time, and good day, Miss Tree-Hugger (My preferred name thank you) |
| Dear Miss Tree-Hugger, Well I think it is great some one is finally willing to take a stand for these poor, poor, POOR, fruits and vegtables. When i was a wee donutbaby I had a pet corn his name was Mr.corn and i loved that little corn until my mother cooked him for dinner and fed him to me, and ever since i havent been able to eat corn *tear* , but yah we can revolt after i finish eating my bowl of grapes. Love to the Fruits and veggies Donutman |
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| Dear Donutmani have a good question i have a pet rat and i have the urge to let it free, then run around yelling and screaming eek, then stepping on it what should i do nick |
| Well nick i would have to say that.... well that could be a serious problem, because thats not a good question. DAMN IT ! nick get your act together, didnt you learn in school that if you love something set it free..... Well you wanna set it free but then scream , then crush it. So you love it scared of it then hate it. Welp nick you sounds like your a skitzo so what you should do is move to new york city and step on the rats there .... they might actually put up a fight and you would fit right in with the people, yah thats my solution... i amaze my self some times. Good Luck and God speed, Donutman |
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| Dear Donutman, I dont know what to do, there is this chicken who wants to learn how, At least i think. I dont know how to teach him, Because i wontknow if he will understand , because i dont speak chicken do you think i should learn chicken or not teach him to talk? Destressed chickie |
| Well thats the most retarted question ive ever heard in my life, i dont even know why you waste johnnys time, and making him deliever this crap, This is officially declared "STUPID QUESTION OF THE WEEK!" good job *sigh*...... yes learn to speak chicken O geeze Donutman |
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| I have a question,OK some times i have these uncomfterable urges to take my fish out of thier tanks and pet them, i know this isnt good for them , but i cant help it what should i do? Fish lover |
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| Aww , a conserend .... client?...umm .. a conserend employee. naw... a conserend ..ehh person! yah well use that, a conserned person who needs my mighty wisdom, well fish lover i also have these urges , they look so slimy or sumin just thinking bout it makes me wannna.. hold on ...................(in the back round : ooo little fishy so slippery , AHHH no Donutfish speak to me) *tear* im back... i just lost my donut fish, dont pet your fishes you think it will be ok , then they slip out of your hands right into a open bucket of nuclear waste, and you loose them forever.*tear* Funeral for Donutfish is at 8 in my back yard -Donutman- |
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