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| To the left is little Johny McDonald, He will personally deliver your e-mail, and dont worry he gets paid 5cents for every 10 emails he delivers and hes not an imigrant so send in those E-mails so Johny can provide food for his family - Help the kid out- DonutMan |
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| Dear Donutman, Im confused, I know that we dont know each other very well, I just dont know where else to turn. Well theres this guy that doesnt even know i exsist , well except the times ive been spotted out side his window, after hours, The countless number of love letters ive placed in his locker, i stole his combination from the office, and the times at court where he has put restraining orders on me. I really really love .... i mean like him and I really want to date him , what should i do donutman what can i do! love, Clueless in Cleveland |
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| Dear Clueless in Cleveland Well Clueless I cant say i have every really been in this situtation, but the first step i would do is stop stalking the kid..... you probally should have just walked up to him like a normal person.... well its probally to late for that youve dug yourself to deep. OK heres what you do you need to MOVE ON your crazy phscyo what the hell is your problem stay away from me, I cant take you at night staring at me it gives me nightmares you have to stop calling me , and i had those restraing orders put on you for a reason and leave my locker alone.... i cant even get my books out with notes falling on me ... you need help and you need to get it soon , I know that im the DonutMan , I mean who wouldnt want to go out with me but seriously , just ask me if i want to do something or something , not stalk me , this is your final warning stay away or im gonna have to change my identity. -Hopeing that youll stay away- DonutMan |
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