wednesday, 23 february 2005.
as of now, and probably into the near future, all of my energy has been going into this. so go there. plus i need more friends there.


friday, 21 january 2005.
i'm sorry u2, but björk did the whole music video on the back of a flat-bed truck traversing through midtown manhattan years ago.


friday, 7 january 2005.
a few matters i must attend to:

happy new year. woo.

thank you to everyone who called, e-mailed, text messaged, or i.m.ed me on my birthday. i don't think i've gotten that many "happy birthdays" ever in my life. it meant a lot. i'm really appreciative.

now where were all of you bastards when i really needed you on new year's eve?

just kidding! or am i....

and happy birthday to jim and andrea who are fortunate enough to share the same birthday as me. or should i say, i'm fortunate to share the same birthday as them. or we're all just fortunate to have each other. awwww. yeah, that's it.


tuesday, 28 december 2004.
happy birthday to.........ME.

i'm 22 fatherfucking years old now. and that's old.

okay, ego trip is over. have a nice day everyone.


sunday, 26 december 2004.
this will be my first update using my new computer. it's sexy, sleek, and skinny....kinda like its owner.

merry christmas. i hope it was joyous and festive and glorious and that you got everything you wanted.

and for my jewish friends....see all the fun you can have once your messiah is born? you all are a patient bunch, i tell ya.


wednesday, 15 december 2004.
holy fuck, i ate a big mac for the first time in my life last night. is my life as an american now complete?


tuesday, 20 november 2004.
i hate wal*mart commercials, because they are just so sweet and pull at the strings of your heart, like the one that features a disabled girl who buys fabric at wal*mart that she uses to make blankets for homeless people and she even puts a card in each of them. by the end of those thirty seconds, you really do feel your right eye getting a little watery. but then you realise that it's a commerical for wal*mart. evil, anti-union, pro-evil capitalisim wal*mart. and then you get mad.

i hope they don't make those stories up. that would make me even more mad.

i'm going to go open a new box of tissues now.


monday, 29 november 2004.
oops, i did it again.

[neglect to update this.]

congratulations on parenthood, julia roberts. at least your children haven't been born out of wedlock like yours, gwyneth paltrow. hahaha! just kidding gwenie. you know i love you.


saturday, 16 october 2004.
an episode from last night, involving a friendly little game of trival persuit, pop culture edition:

me [reading from question card]: what were tommy lee and pamela anderson celebrating in their infamous home video?

jill: sex?!!


tuesday, 12 october 2004.
as a wise woman beyond her years once said:
"let the rain fall down and wake my dreams. let it wash away my sanity, 'cause i wanna feel the thunder, i wanna scream. let the rain fall down, i'm coming clean, i'm coming clean."
so what that basically means is that i'm trying this "web site" thing again [no, it really isn't just a fad. what kind of word is fad anyway?]. so enjoy, meine lieblings.


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