'Hello I'm Harold 'jelly Belly' Bishop and I love a good MULLET!! I have been a member of MULLETS 'R' Us for 17yrs and am very pleased with the service that i receive. Join now and enter the prize draw for one of my famous vegetarian quiches, Madge can't get enough of them'
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'I'm Falcon, from ITV's 'Gladiators'. As a Mullet wearer I feel that this Web site provides me with a lot of information about new styles of mullet. Being one of a dying minority of females with a MULLET I hope that I am looked up upon as a role model

Introduction.

MULLETS 'R' Us was setup in 1934 to help the widows of the two Great MULLET Wars of 1923 and 1931. Both Wars took place in the Southern region of Namibia in Great Namaland. The proactive tribes people of Goageb prized the MULLET, yet the Northern States proclaimed war on all MULLET wearers and over a period of eight years castrated over 20,000 MULLETS.

In 1931 US Peacekeeping Troops were deployed in the area and have been stationed there ever since and the Northern States would not sign the much publicized 1940 'Protect the MULLET Peace Treaty'.

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