CULTURAL DIFFERENCES
TOP 10
REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
1 You can
get arrested for growing plants but not for smoking them.
2 You can
make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3 a. You
can legally kill yourself
b. You can
legally be killed
4 You're
exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5 You think
you are a world power, but everyone else thinks
Copenhagen is your
capital.....
6 You get
to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national
tradition.
7 You can
put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8 You live
in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've
never seen your neighbours.
9 If the
economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the
Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10 Bikes
are public property. Locks are a challenge.
TOP 10
REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :
1. Glorious
history of killing South American tribes.
2. The rest
of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
3. You get
your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
4. The rest
of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
5.
Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
6. Honesty.
7. Only
sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and
risk your life in front of bulls.
8. You get
to eat bull's testicles.
9.
Gibraltar.
10.
Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
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REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
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> > >> > > Give them a
second chance
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1. Oktoberfest.
2. Oktoberfest-beer.
3. BMW.
4. VW.
5. Audi.
6.
Mercedes.
7. On a
highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail
in any
other country of the world.
8. You do
not have to learn German as a foreign language.
9. You
think Sauerkraut is delicious.
10.
Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).
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