sardarji ki smuggling
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> >> > > A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his
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> >> > > bike. He's got two
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> >> > > >large bags over his shoulders.
The guard Iqbal stops
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> >> > > him and
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> >> > > >says,"What's in the bags?"
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> >> > > >"Sand," answered the sardji.
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> >> > > >Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that.
Get off the
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> >> > > bike."
Iqbal's
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> >> > > >guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he
empties
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> >> > > them out and
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> >> > > finds
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> >> > > >nothing in them but sand. He detains the
sardaji
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> >> > > overnight and has the
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> >> > > >sand analyzed, only to discover that there is
nothing
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> >> > > but pure sand in
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> >> > > >the bags.
Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand
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> >> > > into new
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> >> > > bags,hefts
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> >> > > >them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and
lets him
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> >> > > cross the border.
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> >> > > >A week later, the same thing happens.
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> >> > > >Iqbal asks,
"What have you got?"
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> >> > > >"Sand," says the Sardaji.
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> >> > > >Iqbal does his thorough examination and
discovers
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> >> > > that the bags
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> >> > > contain
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> >> > > >nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to
the
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> >> > > sardaji, and crosses
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> >> > > the
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> >> > > >border on his bike. This sequence of events
if
repeated every day for
three years. Finally, the sardaji, doesn't
show up
one day and the
guard
>meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad.
Hey, Buddy,"
says Iqbal, "I know
>you are smuggling something. It's
driving me crazy.
It's all I think
about...I can't sleep.
Just between you and me,
what are you
smuggling?"
The sardaji, sips his Lassi and says,
"Bikes."
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