THE MALBARIS OF INDIA
Q : Where did the Malayali study?
A : In the ko-liage.
Q : Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
A : He is very bissi.
Q : Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
A : To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Q : Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
A : To yearn meney.
Q : What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
A : He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
Q : Why did the Malayali go to the concert in Rome?
A : Because he wanted to hear pope music.
Q : How does a Malayali spell moon?
A : MOON - Yem Yo yet another Yo and Yen
Q : What is Malayali management graduate called?
A : Yem Bee Yae.
Q : What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
A : He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
Q : What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
A : An Oto
Q : And for cargo?
A : a Loree
Q : Where does he pray?
A : Daemble
Q : Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A : A Malaya-Lee, of coarse!
Q : Name the only part of the world, where Malayalees don't work
hard?
A : Kerala
Q : Why is the industrial productivity, so low in Kerala?
A : Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and
re-tying the lungi.
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