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Some facts about Indians living in the U.S.A

There are 3.22 Million Indians in America

38% of Doctors in America are Indians.

12% of Scientists in America are Indians.

36% of NASA employees are Indians.

4% of MICROSOFT employees are Indians

28% of IBM employees are Indians

17% of INTEL employees are Indians

13% of XEROX employees are Indians

23% of Indian Community in America has a Green-Card.

 

HEAVEN IS WHEN YOU HAVE :

AN AMERICAN SALARY, A BRITISH HOME, CHINESE FOOD, AN INDIAN WIFE

 

HELL IS WHEN YOU HAVE :

AN AMERICAN WIFE, BRITISH FOOD, CHINESE HOME, AN INDIAN SALARY

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We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi...

But How about an ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

American Born Confused Desi, Emigrated >From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey,, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Succes, Through, Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful

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