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THESE ARE THE FEW ESSENCE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!


Money is not everything. 

There's Master card & Visa.


One should love animals.

They are so tasty.


Save water.

Shower with your friend.


Love thy neighbor

 But don't get caught.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


A successful man is one who can earn more than his wife can spend.

A Successful woman is one who can find such a man.


Wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.


Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.


Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.


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