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Take a break... this is a good one... think different....

 

 

Guess the word.

 1.          man

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            board

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Ans. = man overboard

 

 

 

2.          stand

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             i

 

   Ans. = I understand

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  ok?....get the drift? Let's try a few now & see how you fair?

 

 

 

3.  /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

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 Ans. = reading between the lines

 

 

  4.                                       r

                                          road

                                             a

                                   d

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 Ans. = cross road

 

 

 5.         cycle

              cycle

              cycle

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 Ans. = tricycle

 

 

      6.

                          t

                          o

                         w

                         n

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Ans. = downtown

 

 

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                                         le /

                                 / vel

                                        /

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   Ans. = split level

 

 

    8 .                                  0

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                     M.D.

                                       Ph.D.

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  Ans. = two degrees below zero

 

 

     9.                           knee

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                                       light

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  Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

 

 

10.                                            ii   ii

                                               ---------

                                       O   O

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Ans. = circles under the eyes

 

 

      11.       dice

                 dice

 

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    Ans. = paradise

 

  12.                t

                      o

                      u

                      c

                      h

 

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   Ans. = touchdown

 

  13.                     ground

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                                 feet

                                 feet

                                 feet

                                  feet

                                feet

                                 feet

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    Ans. = six feet underground

 

 

  14.      he's / himself

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 Ans. = he's by himself

 

 

   15.                  ecnalg

 

 

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Ans. = backward glance

 

 

  16.                death / life

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    Ans. = life after death

 

 

 17      THINK

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 Ans.  think big !!

 

 

 18                     ababaaabbbb....

 

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    Ans.  long time ,no 'c'(see)

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