PILOT

“It’s a statistical fact. Clark Kent can't get within five feet of Lana Lang without turning into a total freak show." - Chloe

Martha: Uh-uh!
Clark: It tastes better out of the bottle!
Martha: Where'd you learn your manners?
Clark: On a farm?

"To see a little face...it's all I've ever wanted." - Martha/Mom

Pete: So - anyone ask you to the dance?
Chloe: Not yet...
Pete: Well if nothing pans out with “you know who” maybe you and...
Chloe: Pete?
Pete: Yeah?
Chloe: Do you wanna take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I told you a hundred times - I'm not interested in Clark!
Pete: Your vehement denial has been duly noted.

"Kids don't just fall out of the sky, Martha." - Jonathan/Dad

Jonathan/Dad: You're real parents weren't exactly from around...here.
Clark: Where're they from?
Jonathan/Dad: (looks towards the sky)
Clark: What are you trying to tell me Dad? That I'm from another planet? And I suppose you've stashed my spaceship in the attic.
Jonathan/Dad: Actually it's in the storm cellar.

"So which are you, Clark? Man or superman?" - Lana

"Now, you know we'd love to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure, but we have to turn in these permission slips before homeroom." - Pete