All I Need To Know In Life, I Learned From Sailor Moon: (AINTKILILFSM)

-If you find a black cat with a Bandaid on her forehead, don't remove it! Your life will be changed forever!
-If you meet a really cute guy that makes fun of your hairstyle and always seems to show up at the most inopportune times, well, he is your lover from your past life. You will one day get married to him, and have a pink-haired daughter. Prepare yourself now!
-People can jump REALLY high (like over the walls of a tennis court) but only if they are evil or have super powers.
-If you fall from a great height, you will only be hurt if you were knocked down by an enemy. Otherwise, you're fine.
-Squirrels are evil.
-Dolls are evil.
-Really fat cats carry Rainbow Crystals.
-Anything with red eyes is evil. (And/or is trying to steal your boyfriend!) ;)
-Having telepathy is a good thing.
-When trying to photograph something, beware of brown-haired men named Maxfield.
-Violin prodigies can juggle lemons while playing the violin.
-Elevators are evil (and hazardous to your health.)
-Arcades are a good place to meet cute guys.
-No matter how much of a klutz/ditz/crybaby you are, your friends are there for you.
-If your name is Molly, you will have your energy drained many times. Start getting your rest while you can!
-Nerdy people who have glasses should get contacts. They'd look *so* much better!
-If a tasty punch gives you hiccups and makes you drowsy, it's not punch.
-Little brothers should be locked up until they turn 14!
-Make sure the door is OPEN before trying to use "Sailor V kick!"
-Expect the unexpected...ALWAYS!
-Beware of strange ladies offering love bracelet making classes.
-If a mysterious hero(ine) looks a lot like someone you know, there's a good chance that they are one and the same.
-Just because a cookie looks good, doesn't mean it tastes good.
-A scruffy-looking rock star wannabe that shows up at your family temple is the perfect guy for you if you have long dark hair.
-Alarm clocks that look exactly like your cat are going to drain your energy while you sleep. Throw it away now!
-Star-search contests are run by the Negaverse.
-It's okay for people to have pink or blue or green hair, along with the normal hair colors.
-The power to stop time would come in very handy...but it would mean your death.
-Guys with short, blonde hair aren't always guys.
-Fried shrimp can be a good weapon.
-Beware of children who fall from the sky. They are not to be trusted!
-While going to any sort of festival, prepare to have to fight some sort of youma.
-If you are a good person, and have any sort of dream, you will be attacked for one reason or another.
-Starving yourself is not the way to lose weight...but it will get you lunch with a cute guy!
-Chocolate and/or ice cream solves all problems.
-Playing most sports will lead to youma attack.
-Chess is a dangerous game.
-That good looking guy who bugged you about your hairstyle then became your boyfriend will end up breaking your heart many times...by turning evil, then not remembering you, then liking your "cousin"...but you still will get married in the future.
-If a new person you meet: a) is really smart and has blue hair
b) has long dark hair and lives at a temple
c) is really tall and a great cook
d) is your idol, Sailor V
they will become one of your best friends.
-Friend b (see above) will nag you constantly, try to steal your boyfriend, criticize everything you do, and tease you mercilessly.
-Beware of strange little kids that claim to be related to you.
-Any romantic cruise you win tickets for will not go as planned.
-A genius boy who like your genius friend carries a Rainbow Crystal.
-Pizzas double as frisbees.
-Beauty salons are evil and dangerous places to be.
-Any sudden new fad is evil and dangerous.
-Strange little creatures that look like a cross between rabbits and guinea pigs are going to drain your energy.
-Skiing contests are not what you think they are, especially if they have names that relate to you.
-When a new brother and sister (named Allan and Ann) show up at your school, prepare for trouble.
-VR games are fun, but also a dangerous place to be.
-Babies have good taste.
-Thunder is scary (but I already knew that one!)
-There's nothing wrong with having a good cry, even if you have one every day. (Hey, falling down and running into walls hurts!)
-You will always klutz out at the worst possible time.
-When you kick your shoe off, or throw something away, look before you do it!
-Roses make good projectiles.
-Sudden snowstorms are not a good sign.

Well, that's all for now. If you have any suggestions to add to my list, feel free to e-mail me!