Relena strolled down the halls of Peace Million, taking a break from the peace negotiations that she was making between the colonies and Earth. As she walked past Heero’s quarters, she heard a conversation going on. She knew that it wasn’t right to eavesdrop, but she couldn’t contain her curiosity. Relena placed her ear on the door and listened to the conversation being held in the Gundam Pilot’s room. It seemed that there were two people there. She soon figured out that it was Heero and Duo. There were up to something. She listened in on their conversation.
“Are you sure about this? I mean, I don’t want to do this here, of all places.”
“Don’t worry Heero… no one will catch us. Relena’s busy with peace settlements and the other pilots are out doing errands. Nobody will ever know that we did this here.”
“Sigh… ok… you win. Let’s see it.”
“That’s the daring Heero I know! Lemme pull it out. There we go. Ain’t it a beauty?”
“Whoa! I thought it was big… but not THAT big!”
“Yep. It’s a pretty good caliber, if I do say so myself. Here… why don’t you hold it? You know, get the feel of it in your hands.”
“Ok… if u say so. Whoa… it’s loaded!”
“Of course it is. Hey, be careful! It’s not like the one you use.”
“Sorry… it’s just that I’ve never seen one this big before.”
“Never? Anyway, here’s the spot where you have to squeeze. But not yet… it triggers everything.”
“No Duh! Even a little kid knows that! Don’t forget… I have one too you know!”
“Ha! If you consider one that small as one… I think you’re mistaken.”
“HEY! It isn’t that small. Here let me take it out of my pants and show you. See?”
“Hey… you weren’t kidding. But I gotta admit… Trowa has one that’s bigger that yours.”
“You saw Trowa’s? But he never pulls it out unless he has to us it! No, you guys didn’t!”
“You don’t believe that bull do you? He shows his off to everyone! Speaking of which… You already showed yours to Relena, haven’t you?”
Relena gasped. Why are they bringing her into this conversation? And she knew she hasn’t seen Heero’s.
“No. I usually pull it out when she’s looking in the other direction.”
EWWWW!!, Relena thought to herself. How sick can these guys be?
“Ok, no more games! Now I’m gonna show you what this thing can really do!”
“Duo, don’t! People will hear us! Not here!”
“Don’t worry. Just turn around and look over there.”
“Sigh… ok, just be careful ok?”
“Don’t worry! I’m gonna put it in now.”
“Ummm… Duo, I don’t think it’ll fit.”
“Yea… let me try to stick it in this way.”
“Yeap… that’s better. I didn’t think it would actually fit in there.”
“I told you it would.”
“Umm… it a little full though… I think you should take it out now. I'll try putting it in yours, Duo.”
Relena couldn’t take anymore of this. She opened the door, stormed in and said, “What the hell are you two doing!?!”
“Relena, I can explain!” Heero said.
“I think I’d know what you two were doing.” She replied. Then she noticed something. The two Gundam Pilots were both fully clothed.
“Relax, Relena.” Duo explained, “I was just showing Heero the new rifle I got. We were reloading it. I was about to hide it in Heero’s duffel bag. I’ll take full responsibility for having a weapon onboard a ship with ambassadors on it.”
Relena saw Heero put his handgun back into his pocket.
“Oh… guns? I just thought that…. Nevermind. I’ll… see you guys later.” She said and walked out of the room. She giggled a bit to herself. What an ecchi mind she had sometimes.
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Dino-chan's note: *shakes head* i must've been really outta it when i wrote this...
Usagi's note: But it was funny...and not ecchi at all...unless your mind is in the gutter...kinda like mine is when I'm sick. Mou. ^_~
Ahh, I still loved it, dearie!