BITE ME U (UNIVERSITY) WANKERS
MEDIA GUIDE

This is your home for all the information about the Bite Me University Wankers football program. The Wankers were an expansion team in 2001, along with Foggy Bottom, Morristown and The Football Team. Bite Me was sorted into the new Mushmouth division when accepted in the CCFFL and stay there for the team's second season of play. The team is headed up by team owner and Athletic Director Steph George and second year Head Coach Donovan McNabb, who replaced Dick MacPherson to become the team's second coach.

All-Time Record
32-50-0
Year by Year Results
(* denotes bowl game)

2001(3-7, 0-3) South Central, L 47-59 Million Dollar, L 57-70 Morristown, L 69-87 Foggy Bottom, W 55-46 Slacker, L 57-94 Headbanging, W 47-26 Pee Dee, L 62-68 Sam Adams, L 31-66 Duff Beer, L 56-76 Football Team, W 83-79	2002(5-7, 1-2) Burlington, L 33-65 Bacardi, W 74-60 Slacker, W 81-54 Headbanger, W 74-71 Foggy Bottom, L 39-72 Pee Dee, L 39-70 College, L 58-76 Million Dollar, L 41-88 South Central, W 57-53 Football Team, L 40-62 Cincinnati, W 56-51 Sam Adams, L 70-111	2003(8-5, 3-4, 2-1) South Central, W 64-31 College, W 35-33 Morristown, L 12-40 Burlington, L 46-52 Palmetto St, W 58-17 Slacker, W 54-52 Headbanger, W 74-50 Duff Beer, L 19-53 Cincinnati, L 25-51 Million Dollar, W 19-18 Bacardi, W 14-0 Sam Adams, L 41-65 Duff Beer, W 73-29*
2004(7-5, 5-2, 3-0) Betty White, L 39-41 Duff Beer, L 38-90 Cincinnati, W 68-25 Football Team, L 66-75 Slacker, W 93-36 Palmetto St, W 66-54 Foggy Bottom, L 50-54 Million Dollar, W 63-25 Morristown, L 67-69 South Central, W 66-31 Sam Adams, W 56-30 Palmetto St, W 62-38*	2005(5-6, 3-4, 1-2) South Central, L 49-59 Palmetto St, W 58-48 Burlington, L 35-83 Million Dollar, L 16-41 Pee Dee, W 67-32 Duff Beer, L 36-51 Morristown, W 30-26 Cincinnati, L 43-54 Betty White, W 59-29 Slacker, L 26-57 Sam Adams, W 63-19	2006(3-9, 2-5, 1-2) Cronko, L 44-73 South Central, L 59-64 Palmetto St, L 63-69 Clermont, W 120-52 Million Dollar, L 45-72 College, L 40-41 Duff Beer, W 111-47 Morristown, L 37-41 Cincinnati, L 51-88 Betty White, L 39-74 Slacker, L 31-40 Sam Adams, W 59-58
2007(1-11, , ) Headbanger, L 47-102 South Central, L 57-71 Palmetto St, L 60-71 Pee Dee, L 49-61 Peoples U, L 46-78 Burlington, L 54-72 Duff Beer, L 40-43 Morristown, L 54-74 Cincinnati, L 37-64 Betty White, L 66-106 Slacker, L 22-92 Gridiron Group, W 52-31

Career Record vs. Opponents

Betty White (1-3-0) 2004, L 39-41 2005, W 59-29 2006, L 39-74 2007, L 66-106	Burlington (0-4-0) 2002, L 33-65 2003, L 46-52 2005, L 35-83 2007, L 54-72	Cincinnati (2-4-0) 2002, W 56-51 2003, L 25-51 2004, W 68-25 2005, L 43-54 2006, L 51-88 2007, L 37-64	Clermont (2-2-0) 2001, W 55-46 2002, L 39-72 2004, L 50-54 2006, W 120-52	College (1-2-0) 2002, L 58-76 2003, W 35-33 2006, L 40-41
Cronko (0-1-0) 2006, L 44-73	Duff Beer (2-5-0) 2001, L 56-76 2003, L 19-53 2003, W 73-29* 2004, L 38-90 2005, L 36-51 2006, W 111-47 2007, L 40-43	Gridiron Group (2-2-0) 2001, W 83-79 2002, L 40-62 2004, L 66-75 2007, W 52-31	Headbanger (3-1-0) 2001, W 47-26 2002, W 74-71 2003, W 74-50 2007, L 47-102	Morristown (1-5-0) 2001, L 69-87 2003, L 12-40 2004, L 67-69 2005, W 30-26 2006, L 37-41 2007, L 54-74
Palmetto St (4-2-0) 2003, W 58-17 2004, W 62-38* 2004, W 66-54 2005, W 58-48 2006, L 63-69 2007, L 60-71	Pee Dee (1-3-0) 2001, L 62-68 2002, L 39-70 2005, W 67-32 2007, L 49-61	Peoples U (2-5-0) 2001, L 57-70 2002, L 41-88 2003, W 19-18 2004, W 63-25 2005, L 16-41 2006, L 45-72 2007, L 46-78	Slacker (3-4-0) 2001, L 57-94 2002, W 81-54 2003, W 54-52 2004, W 93-36 2005, L 26-57 2006, L 31-40 2007, L 22-92	South Central (3-4-0) 2001, L 47-59 2002, W 57-53 2003, W 64-31 2004, W 66-31 2005, L 49-59 2006, L 59-64 2007, L 57-71
Bacardi (2-0-0) 2002, W 74-60 2003, W 14-0	Sam Adams (3-3-0) 2001, L 31-66 2002, L 70-111 2003, L 41-65 2004, W 56-30 2005, W 63-19 2006, W 59-58

Team Superlatives

	1998 - 2002 and 2006 -	2003 - 2005*
Highest Point Total, Game -	120 vs Clermont in 2006.	93 vs Slacker in 2004.
Highest Point Total, Season -	699 in 2006.	734 in 2004.
Lowest Point Total, Season -	564 in 2001.	482 in 2005.
Lowest Point Total, Game -	22 vs Slacker in 2007.	12 vs Morristown in 2003.
Biggest Margin of Victory -	68 vs Clermont in 2006 (120-52).	57 vs Slacker in 2004 (93-36).
Biggest Margin of Defeat -	70 vs Slacker in 2007 (22-92).	52 vs Duff Beer in 2004 (38-90).
Longest Winning Streak -	3 (week 2 2002 to week 4 2002)
Longest Losing Streak -	11 (week 1 2007 to week 11 2007)

*opponent defensive score subtracted from point total during 2003-2005 seasons

Player Records 2003 - 2007*

	Career	Season	Game
Most Points	Adrian Peterson 294 in 2004-2006.	Alex Smith 197 in 2004.	Adarius Bowman 54 in 2006.
Most Points (QB)	Alex Smith 197 in 2004.	Alex Smith 197 in 2004.	Alex Smith 30 in 2004.
Most Points (RB)	Adrian Peterson 294 in 2004-2006.	Jason Wright 168 in 2003.	Damion Fletcher 26 in 2007.
Most Points (WR)	Adarius Bowman 205 in 2006-2007.	Adarius Bowman 124 in 2006.	Adarius Bowman 54 in 2006.
Most Points (K)	Justin Medlock 180 in 2003-2006.	Drew Dunning 114 in 2003.	Justin Medlock 17 in 2006.
Most Points (D)	Oklahoma 413 in 2003-2007.	Oklahoma 134 in 2003.	Oklahoma 24 in 2005.

*player stats not available prior to 2003

Click Here for Complete Player Stats (2003-2006)

Complete Player Stats (2003-2007)

	Player	Years	Starts	Points	PPS	Benched	PLOTB
1.	Oklahoma	2003-2007	44	413	9.4	15	0
2.	Adrian Peterson	2004-2006	22	294	13.4	15	0
3.	Adarius Bowman	2006-2007	20	205	10.2	3	0
4.	Alex Smith	2004	9	197	21.9	3	0
5.	John David Booty	2003-2007	15	184	12.3	40	0
6.	Justin Medlock	2003-2006	20	180	9	29	0
7.	Jason Wright	2003	12	168	14	1	0
8.	Chad Henne	2005-2007	17	166	9.8	12	0
9.	Chad Owens	2003-2004	15	162	10.8	3	0
10.	Noah Herron	2004	8	117	14.6	4	0
11.	Jon Peattie	2004-2006	15	114	7.6	22	0
12.	Drew Dunning	2003	12	114	9.5	1	0
13.	Brian Leonard	2004-2006	15	113	7.5	21	0
14.	David Anderson	2004-2005	15	108	7.2	9	0
15.	David Greene	2003-2004	13	103	7.9	11	0
16.	Florida	2006-2007	11	94	8.5	5	0
17.	Paris Warren	2004	7	84	12	4	0
18.	Sidney Rice	2006	11	81	7.4	2	0
19.	Damion Fletcher	2007	6	72	12	0	0
20.	Reggie Williams	2003	5	60	12	1	0
21.	Garrett Hartley	2007	5	48	9.6	0	0
22.	Mark Jones	2003	9	47	5.2	4	0
23.	Kai Forbath	2007	6	40	6.7	0	0
24.	Brodie Croyle	2003	2	39	19.5	11	0
25.	Marcus Monk	2005-2007	8	39	4.9	19	0
26.	Jake Sharp	2007	7	38	5.4	0	0
27.	Kevin Robinson	2005-2006	8	32	4	17	0
28.	Kregg Lumpkin	2003-2004	8	31	3.9	16	0
29.	Oregon State	2003-2005	4	26	6.5	32	0

	Player	Years	Starts	Points	PPS	Benched	PLOTB
30.	Terry Grant	2007	6	24	4	0	0
31.	Javon Ringer	2006-2007	5	23	4.6	9	0
32.	Damien Rhodes	2003-2005	7	23	3.3	29	0
33.	Donald Brown II	2007	3	22	7.3	0	0
34.	Taj Smith	2007	6	21	3.5	0	0
35.	Ryan Hart	2005	1	16	16	11	0
36.	Mohamed Massaquoi	2006-2007	1	15	15	13	0
37.	Charlie Jones	2005-2006	3	15	5	22	0
38.	Delone Carter	2006	6	14	2.3	7	0
39.	Matthew Stafford	2006-2007	2	10	5	13	0
40.	DeMyron Martin	2006-2007	3	8	2.7	11	0
41.	Duke Calhoun	2007	4	6	1.5	0	0
42.	Rashad Jennings	2005	3	4	1.3	9	0
43.	Dominic Robinson	2003	5	2	0.4	8	0
44.	Jordan Shipley	2005	1	0	0	11	0
45.	Ajenavi Eziemefe	2003	2	0	0	11	0
46.	Tavares Gideon	2004	0	0	0	11	0
47.	Andre' Woodson	2005	0	0	0	12	0
48.	Anthony Harris	2004	0	0	0	11	0
49.	Art Brown	2003	0	0	0	13	0
50.	Ben Bell	2007	1	0	0	0	0
51.	Princell Brockenbrough	2004	0	0	0	11	0
52.	Whitney Lewis	2003-2005	1	0	0	35	0
53.	DeMaryius Thomas	2007	1	0	0	0	0
54.	Stevie Hicks	2003	0	0	0	13	0
55.	Dorin Dickerson	2006	0	0	0	13	0
56.	Craig Chambers	2003	0	0	0	13	0
57.	Grant Adams	2003	0	0	0	13	0
58.	Brandon Roberson	2005	1	0	0	11	0

ACCOLADES
Trophy Case

2003 Good Times Bowl Champions

2004 Good Times Bowl Champions

Bowl Appearances (2-0)

2003 Good Times Bowl (win over Duff Beer 73-29)
2004 Good Times Bowl (win over Palmetto State 62-38)

Championships

2004 Mushmouth Division Champions

Awards

2003 Kicker of the Year - Drew Dunning
2003 Defense of the Year - Oklahoma
2004 League MVP - Alex Smith
2004 Quarterback of the Year - Alex Smith
2004 Newcomer of the Year (tie) - Alex Smith
2006 Kicker of the Year - Justin Medlock

All-CCFFL Players

2002 WR - Reggie Williams
2003 K - Drew Dunning
2003 DEF - Oklahoma (second team)
2004 QB - Alex Smith
2004 WR - Chad Owens (second team)
2005 DEF - Oklahoma
2006 K - Justin Medlock
2006 WR - Addarius Bowman (second team)

First Round Picks

2001 - George Godsey, QB, 14th overall
2002 - Jeff Smoker, QB, 6th overall
2003 - None, traded 6th overall to Sam Adams
2004 - Adrian Peterson, RB, 5th overall (from Palmetto State)
David Anderson, WR, 13th overall
2005 - Chad Henne, QB, 12th overall
2006 - Sidney Rice, WR, 6th overall
2007 - Damion Fletcher, RB, 7th overall
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