DUFF BEER UNIVERSITY FIGHTING DOUGHNUTS

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Spongebob Squarepants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, Spongebob Squarepants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish! Spongebob Squarepants!"

Athletic Director: Lori Tisdale
Head Coach: Spongebob Squarepants
Enrollment: Varies depending on whether it's football season or not
School Mascot: Fighting Doughnuts
School Colors: Purple and white
Stadium: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant practice facility field
Capacity: However many people can stand around the field and still see the action!

The loser of the The I-Better-Win-Or-You're-Sleeping-On-The-Couch Bowl, the rivalry game between Duff Beer and Palmetto State, gets to have the Tisdale Couch until the next season's game

ROSTER

		Points	Starts	Rank (overall)	Points Left On the Bench
Quarterbacks
	Tim Tebow, Jr, Florida	0	0	-	0
	Willie Tuitama, Sr, Arizona	0	0	-	0
	Juice Williams, Jr, Illinois	0	0	-	0
Runningbacks
	Rodney Ferguson, Sr, New Mexico	0	0	-	0
	Kevin Grady, Sr, Michigan	0	0	-	0
	Chris Wells, Jr, Ohio State	0	0	-	0
	Aaron Brown, Sr, TCU	0	0	-	0
Wide Receivers
	Emmanuel Sanders, Jr, Southern Methodist	0	0	-	0
	Chase Coffman, Sr, Missouri	0	0	-	0
Kickers
	Jeff Wolfert, Sr, Missouri	0	0	-	0
Defense
	Wisconsin	0	0	-	0
	Tennessee	0	0	-	0

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2008 SCHEDULE
Peoples U

Date	Opponent	Result	Record
Sept 1	@ Betty White	0-0
Sept 8	Pee Dee	0-0
Sept 15	@ Football Team	0-0
Sept 22	Clermont	0-0
Sept 29	@ Cincinnati	0-0
Oct 6	@ South Central	0-0
Oct 13	Bite Me	0-0
Oct 20	@ Peoples U	0-0
Oct 27	Slacker	0-0
Nov 3	@ Burlington	0-0
Nov 10	Morristown	0-0
Nov 17	Palmetto St	0-0
0-0

* = denotes divisional game