Christian
Vocals

..in Colin's words

Ahhhh, Christian....
Alright, so there's this new kid that's in the band. Greg and Jim just met him, but I've known him for about 7 years now, so I'll tell his story. It began in the late summer of 1997 at football practice. He looked alot like my cousin, but fatter, as I so blatantly stated. He didn't like that, and he hit me...hard. But after that ordeal we became friends, and our families became friends etc. Point is he and I became really good friends and for years were Attached At The Hip (CKY). After years of riding skateboards of ramps while being pulled by go carts, drinking and only me getting in trouble for it, smoking and only me getting caught, and talking to chicks named Frankenstein we decided to start a band. He was on drums and I on the base while his brother ripped up the guitar. Fortunately for the musical world our band failed miserably, but if it had not been for that band I wouldn't have purchased a base and there would be no Noxious Waste. So in a way, he was at NW from the beginning.

Christian was conceived in a church, thus the name. This doesn't tell us alot about him, except for the fact that his parents are religious. He goes to LaSalle, and is soon to start at West Chester University. I think he's single, and according to my cousin he's packing much heat. That probably makes him the biggest member in the band, next to the Polish Kielbasa. Anyways, if it weren't for him I would have never seen CKY Live at Hellview. He's an alright guy, but his ass smells worse than Greg's (hard to believe but true). Oh, he also saved my life when I had alcohol poisoning, and didn't hold it against me that I threw up in his car....several times.

Christian's favorite colour is pink, he likes the smell of vomit and roses, has less musical experience than a mute midget and is now the lead singer of NW.