Welcome to the Blackhole of - well - The Blackhole of cyberspace was taken (rat bastards - j/k)

so I guess by default this is just The Blackhole.

(even though I still came first - dung flinging monkey rapists)

Ok, continuing onward - There are only two ways to enter the blackhole; One being with a screen resolution of 800x600 or 1024x768 (strongly suggested).

If you are not sure what screen resolution you are using now, then proceed to your preferences menu and change your current resolution from your settings menu. Then

800x600 Screen resolution

1024x768 Screen resolution

(Suggested screen resolution)