9. "Listen you ^%$#*" - GUARANTEED disconnect, on the spot.
8. "It was working ____" - And now it's not. What's your point?
7. "I want to speak to someone else!" - So you can hear the SAME thing I'm telling you from someone ELSE? I don't think so.
6. "If you won't do this for me then I'll have to cancel" - The next voice you hear WILL be Billing...
5. "I know _______ personally so you better do what I want" - That doesn't change the laws of physics or PC operations, nor does it address your utter inability to understand either of them.
4. "I'm losing $_________ because I can't connect" - If you're making that kind of coin, buy your own T1 and leave me the hell alone!
3. "I bought the internet from y'all" - The whole thing? Really?
2. "Is the internet down?" - Yeah, all 400 MILLION computers are down. In fact, I'm not really here; this is a recording...
1. "What the HELL is the problem with __________" - Explaining it so that you could understand it would take more time than I've got (to LIVE)!
