From the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the Underground Wrestling Alliance proudly presents:

March 24, 2002

We fade into this week's Sabotage, we see President Dupree, a native of Pittsburgh walking down the hallway along with Dazed and Virus of Worst Case Scenario.

Shaun: "We're gonna make one hell of a force guys, you just gotta trust me on this."

Virus: "You're higher up, and I defy higher ups because you know why? They always screw you over."

Shaun: "Whoa wait up here, we're all on the same page, the same level."

Virus: "So in other words we have just as much power as you do around here?"

Shaun: "You know I'll have a shitload of problems if I let you do that."

Virus: "Then you can't be trusted, simple as that. The rumor is that the big 3 around here wants to put myself in a match with Dazed and split us apart. What about it Dupree?"

Dazed: "I've been hearing that myself, you know we hit a deal with you last week and if this is where it's gonna land us then we're out."

Shaun: "I'm trying to avoid that, I'm the owner around here and I can do something about it. In fact I've got some papers I'd like for you guys to look at later on."

The three head into Virus' dressing room where he shuts the door. His girlfriend and a couple of his friends that flew in to see his match are present. He hears a knock on the door, one of his buddies opens the door. It's a delivery man holding a boquet of roses, a box of chocolates and a basket of teddy bears. Virus gets up to figure out what the hell is going on. He asks the delivery guy where this came from. The delivery man answers "John boy".

Shaun: "Oh shit."

The eyes of Virus pop up, he grabs the man by his collar and throws him head first into the locker, he proceeds to put the boots to the man. He grabs him by the throat and slams him down on the concretes. He gets on top of the guy and proceeds to bash the guy's face in with wicked punches, after every punch, he yells out "Snake"! His friends stop the beating from escalating to anymore violence. One of his buddies makes a wise crack about the presents, Virus tells everyone to get out of his locker room right now! His girlfriend goes over to comfort him, she attemps to grab his arm but he snatches it away. He tells her to "Get the fuck out right now." She is floored by his response, she slumps her head down takes the presents with her and walks out of his locker. He is now alone to focus on the one thing that has occupied his mind the entire week: Rattlesnake. We see Virus staring at the clock and cracking his knuckles in anticipation. Dazed and Dupree both converse outside.

Shaun: "I have to get this problem squared away, we can't have this shit tonight. I have to go find Domy and Leatherface right now."

The scene switches to the inside of the arena filled with nearly 20,000 screaming fans.

Ian: "Hello everyone, welcome to the third edition of Saturday Night Sabotage. I'm Ian Matthews alongside, well I don't know how to explain him..."

Rob: "That's right Ian, keep your mouth shut and let me introduce myself. This is Rob Noxious, your hero behind the booth and I'm the one saving this place from this pathetic excuse for an announce partner Ian Matthews."

Ian:"Yeah you know how bad it makes me feel when you put me in my place Rob. Get a grip will ya? More importantly, did you see what Virus did to that poor schmuck? He was just doing his damn job!

Rob: Normally, this is the time where I'd come in with a joke but looking at the intensity of the face of Virus, he'd probably break both of our necks for disrespecting him. This John-boy kid is messing with the wrong man.

Ian: Virus has to rid himself of all distractions, and it looks like Dupree is gonna help his cause somehow."

The announce team is interrupted by a voice coming from the UnderTron which is blank.

"A man without a place to call home, a place to say that he belongs to almost a feeling of not belonging or wanted. It's such a lonesome journey to take when you have no place to come home to. Will it get better, will it get worse, or will it just be the same?"

The scene opens in a large luxurious mansion where many expensive and lavish things adorn the walls and mantles around a glowing fireplace where a fire can be heard crackling in the large, but still relatively quiet home. Finally the cameras continue through the mansion they come upon a large collection of trophy cases loaded with numerous awards and trophies inside the locked cases. They continue down a long Oriental carpet looking very fancy. Further down they notice a large wooden double door made out of oak and eloquently carved design around its edges. As a voice is heard on the other side of the door one of the camera crew knocks on the door as the voice is no longer heard. After a few moments pass a turning of the door handle is heard as the double doors swing open to reveal a man standing there wearing a black Armani suit, and tie as he has his hair pulled back as a smile comes across his face as he motions for the cameras to follow him inside as the doors close behind them. They follow him inside as they notice a large desk on one side and they notice 2 black Italian leather couches on the other. On one of the couches a very beautiful woman is seen sitting there in a very lavish and expensive dress. The man who answered the door goes over and sits down beside of her. She kisses him then she gets up and walks over to the other side of the room as the man motions for them to come closer and have a seat as finally he speaks breaking the silence.

"You know over the years I have seen so many people come and go all being claimed or labeled by someone as the best. Still not having done a damn thing to warrant the honor bestowed upon them. Each and every time I heard this or seen it happen all I could do was sit there and shake my head in disgust, just waiting for them to crash and burn their way into the abyss of wrestlers who didn't live up to the billing they received. The countless individuals who were these individuals are now flipping burgers at your local Mc Donald's or Burger King's making minimum wage trying to make ends meet., living paycheck to paycheck, living like no one should have to live. Even with all that being said some do make it in the business pulling off a rags to riches type of story, but most never do. Most will never see their name in lights being involved in main events or for that matter winning a world title or for that matter any other title. The level of competition in today's business is at a serious high like not seen in a long time whether they are good enough to complete with the veterans of yesteryear is really all irrelevant when you think about it. Who am I you may be sitting at home watching this and saying who is this man to judge people the way I have spoken here to this point? I am really someone who has been around for what some people will say is way to long compared to the likes of today's stars, but to that I say oh well. I mean who am I to judge these things I have spoken about to this point? I am one of the most decorated wrestlers in the history of this business so you can see if you look around this den of mine. From wrestling in the Toyoko Egg Dome in Japan, to packing Wembly Stadium in the United Kingdom, to wrestling in Germany, or for that wrestling inside of the home of the UWA's first PPV venture the historic Madison Square Garden, never losing there might I add, but let me get back to what I am getting to. I know some of you will know what I am referring to, but most won't as I am of a dying breed these days. I mainly asked you all here today to talk about my current status that being a free agent. I have been looking for a place to call home, a place to show my skills, a place to say I belong to. Until now that place wasn't found then I found the UWA. I saw them and said to myself why don't I give the people running the federation a call and see if they have any openings for a man of my level of talent? So since the people in the UWA headquarters won't answer my messages I figured I would go one step further this way you can't say you didn't get the message. So let me make it abundantly clear even for the most unintelligent person out there I will be at this weeks show one way or the other. My name you ask? Well for the time being you can call me the free agent. Until the next time good night everyone."

To Be Continued….

Ian: "Free Agent? That's it?"

Rob: "Very interesting, this guy seems to be living large based on those surroundings. I smell a big name on the way Ian."

Ian: "Could be. Anyway it's time for the opening bout here on Sabotage."

John-Boy vs Domy

Amber: "The following contest is set for one fall, introducing first, from the State of New Jersey, please welcome John-Boy!"

"I'm a Slave For You" plays over the PA as John-Boy struts toward the ring with what looks to be some documents in his hand. The newcomer is greeted with a mixed reaction from the crowd.

Ian: "Well here comes the uh...well what can I say, the controversial John-Boy Rob.

Rob: "Well controversial or not, he has made it very clear that he is gay and seems to have a some kind of interest in Virus. He's not the kind of guy you want to mess around with, I guarantee that. I don't know if it's all a joke, or possibly a master plan from within the federation orchestrated by someone from Virus' past."

Ian: "John-Boy has entered the ring and he wants the microphone, maybe he'll explain what those papers are all about."

Inside the ring John-Boy paces the ring with microphone in hand, with a very serious look on his face.

John-Boy: "You know I've been a part of this promotion for a week now, and after a week I have to say I'm very disappointed. The competition is very respectable and it is a very skilled atmosphere around UWA. But the fact of the matter is I am being overlooked, not just because I am a newcomer, but because of the fact that I have been open about my sexual preference. Three wrestlers here in particualar seem to resent the fact that I am homosexual and have resorted to verbal insults and mockery directed at me. Therefore I have no choice but to file hate suits against three of your wrestlers Mr Dupree."

The fans nearly fall silent in the arena.

Ian: "Whoa..."

Rob: "I'm speechless myself Ian. Mr Dupree really doesn't need this right now, especially in his own hometown. I wonder what his response to it will be..."

John-Boy: "Those wrestlers being Virus, Leatherface, and Domy. Now Mr Dupree, I'd like for you to come out here right now, because I-"

John-Boy is interrupted as "Praise" by SevenDust hits the PA, and out to the ring walks Domy, Haley, Mascarita, and Dimno to an overwhelming response to the crowd.

Ian: "Well it ain't Dupree, but it's Domy and his band of midgets and Haley and these fans are happy to see him after the shocking comments made by John-Boy."

Rob: "You know if I were Domy I would just stay in the back right now. Forget about the match, there's a bigger issue at hand right now and things could get ugly if Domy pushes the wrong buttons."

Domy enters the ring with the midgets and his valet at his side and a microphone of his own. John-Boy looks on ready to defend himself from a potential attack.

Domy: "Hey Johnny, you gotta problem with Domy? All because you're the only one who packs the fudge around here. Well I gots some news for you buddy boy, I got the best defense around and they're all standing here with me. They're all straight too I might add. What's that? You laughin' at my boys? Dimno, Masca, sick em!"

A look of shock comes over the face of John-Boy as Dimno and Masca charge him and they each grab on to one of John-Boy's legs and begin to bite his calves, causing a huge eruption with the crowd. John-Boy tries desperately to shake Dimno and Masca off but fails.

John-Boy: "Get these miserable freaks off me now before I-"

Domy: "Before you what? Rape them? I don't think so. They're just curious, like me. I'm curious to know if you have anything between those little legs of yours. Haley, do the honors."

Dimno and Masca pull the legs of John-Boy apart and Haley steps up and kicks John right where it counts, and John-Boy falls to the mat doubled over in immense pain.

Rob: "Heh, you can chalk up some physical insult there."

The referee steps in to break up the chaos and forces Domy's accomplises to leave the ring. Masca grabs the lawsuit documents dropped by John and he and Dimno fight over them, tearing at them and gnawing away with their teeth. The bell is rung and Domy immediately heads for the ropes and from behind he drills John into the mat with a Bulldog. Domy goes back to work, pulling John-Boy to his feet and firing him over the top rope and sending him crashing to the floor. Domy steps through the ropes and out to the floor. Domy now grabs John and rams him face first into the steel ring post. John-Boy stumbles around on his feet, and Domy grabs him by the back of the head and with an Irish Whip he sends John crashing into the safety rail chest first. Domy pulls John-Boy off the rail and throws him back into the ring. Domy heads for John again and pulls him to his feet. Domy backs John into the corner and proceeds with his trademark Wall Banger, driving his fists repeatedly into the chest of John-Boy. Domy ends his assault and now Irish Whips John-Boy into the opposite turnbuckle. Domy charges at John, but John ducks the clothesline. John spins around and connects on Domy with an effective Standing Dropkick, knocking Domy back into the turnbuckle. John-Boy moves in and clamps on a vicious Headlock and pulls Domy out to the center of the ring, adding more pressure.

Ian: "That's his finisher Rob, the Headlock. John Boy is going for the win over Domy!"

Rob: "You have got to be kidding me. A Headlock for a finisher, what bafoon in their right mind thinks that they could beat Domy with a friggin headlock?"

Domy tries desperately to break free, attempting to whip John-Boy off but the attempt fails. Domy now drives a series of elbows into the midsection and again attempts to throw John off, but he still can't shake him. Domy now leads John toward the turnbuckle, he lifts him off his feet and sets him on the top turnbuckle. With John-Boy's headlock still applied Domy steps up to the middle rope. Domy pulls John-Boy back and they both sail to the mat as Domy hits a Back Suplex, finally ridding himself of the Headlock. Domy now quickly gets to his feet and heads for the corner again and climbs up to the top rope. Domy sets himself and flips off the top rope and lands on John-Boy with the Domy Driver. Domy now back on his feet again, he pulls John-Boy up and lifts him up on his shoulders into a Fireman's Carry, and Domy drives John head first into the mat with the Domy Drivers as the fans come to their feet and become loud. Domy crawls on top of John-Boy, 1..2..3!

Ian: "And the successful debut goes to Domy following some odd circumstances.

Winner of the Match: Domy!

Rob: "I told you Ian, there was no possible way that he could beat Domy with a Headlock. Talk about a moron."

Domy celebrates his win with his accomplises as they head for the back, and someone appears at the ramp.

Ian: "Take a look Rob, we've got some company. Or rather John-Boy has some company."

Rob: "That ain't just company, that's unwanted company. It's Leatherface and he's headed in to pay John-Boy a visit. He was another one targeted by John-Boy for that lawsuit."

Ian: "The maniacal one from Texas is in the ring now and he has his hands on John-Boy. Leatherface from behind with the Rear Face Lock, and down goes John-Boy!"

Rob: "Blade Grinder! Leatherface just wrenched the man's neck with that devastating move. Check it out Ian, isn't that sweet? Leather just blew a kiss to John-Boy. Sweet dreams."

Leatherface smiles at his fallen victim as he exits the ring. His theme "More Human Than Human" plays as he makes his way backstage, but another familiar superstar appears to be headed for ringside.

Ian: "I don't believe this Rob! We've got more company yet again!"

Rob: "Here comes Virus. You knew that was coming, you knew Virus was gonna come out here and let John-Boy know how he feels about this obsession of his."

Virus enters the ring and goes after John-Boy, rolling him out to the floor. Virus climbs out of the ring and grabs John and leads him around the ring, finally reaching the Spanish announce table. Both announcers flee the table as Virus clears it of the monitors and headsets, then he lays John on the table. Virus climbs up on the table now and pulls John-Boy up to his feet. Virus hooks John-Boy up and lifts him, and he plants him down on the table with the Total Infection. The table barely splits, and Virus now pulls up the head of John-Boy. Virus wraps his arms around the head of John and jams his thumb into the side of his neck for his Calmative. Virus pours on the assault as the referee orders the bell to be rung in hopes of ending the vicious attack. The scene shifts to the back where Shaun Dupree has joined Dazed in his dressing room with the two watching the carnage.

Dazed: "So you staged all of this? I like the way you think."

Shaun: "I had to get rid of him somehow, I couldn't have this guy running around causing a distraction to the most powerful alliance in this company, luckily I did because of the potential lawusuits. I figured this would snap Virus out of his foul mood, he's got a big match tonight."

Back at ringside.

Ian: "We finally have security out here now, and they're pulling Virus off of John-Boy. Amazing turn of events here early in the evening Rob."

Rob: "Yeah, John-Boy won't be in any shape to state his case. But he pissed Virus off pretty bad before. John-Boy wanted so bad to be infected by Virus, well he got it the hard way."

Ian: "Sorry to all the Spanish viewers tonight, looks like they won't have any play by play tonight."

EMT's rush to ringside to haul John-Boy out on a stretcher, meanwhile the Under Tron comes to life with action from the past two Sabotage events.

The Underground Wrestling Alliance is back and making noise once again. In just one week the UWA makes its way back to Pay-Per-View for the first time in two years. Venom-Dupree-Shin Productions and the Underground Wrestling Alliance proudly present Project: Genesis live Sunday March 31, from the one and only Madison Square Garden only on Pay-Per-View!

We are taken to the UWA parking lot, we see a shiny red BMW Series 5 convertible pull in, we see a well dressed man and an attractive young lady step out of the car, numerous security members rush in to hide their identity. We see Vice President Veronica Venom welcome the pair, we can't see what's going on but we can sure eavesdrop on their conversation.

Venom: I'm glad you made it. I was a little fearful that you're agent didn't get my fax. I'm assuming that the accomodations were satisfactory?

Man: It was. So tell me Veronica, do you really know what you're doing bringing me in here?

Venom: Some of my roster is getting a little too big-headed, I think it's time to show them what a true legend can do.

Man: Have I ever disappointed? I've traveled the world, fought the best that the sport can offer and I still stand tall. But enough small talk, we have business to attend to.

Ian: "I wonder who that could be Rob..."

Rob: "No sense in worrying about it, I'm sure we'll find out by the end of the night. We usually always do. Take it Amber!"

Steven Stagg vs. Wokateachi

Amber:"This next match is scheduled for one fall. Intoducing first, already in the ring:Wokeatechi! His opponent hails from San Francisco, weighing it at 280 lbs, this is Steven Stagg."

The ref gives his instructions and calls for the bell. Stagg comes racing from his corner & hits Wokeatechi with a flying shoulder tackle. He pulls Wok upright & proceeds to choke him across the ropes. The ref breaks it up & both men circle each other cautiously. Wok misses with a lariat and Stagg makes him pay for it. Steven Stagg with a knee to the small of the back. He follows up with a double ax handle to the back of the neck which sends Wok to his knees. Stagg takes a trip up on the turnbuckle & executes a moonsault.

Ian:"What an agile move for such a big man-that had to hurt!"

Wokeatechi goes down hard & rolls outside the ring to catch his breath. Stagg paces the ring as the ref holds him back from following his opponent. The ref decides break time is over & begins a count on Wok. He re-enters the ring at 6, only to be greeted by a boot to the face by Steven Stagg. Stagg closes in on his opponent, but Wok takes the low road & hits Stagg with a low blow. The crowd jeers Wok as he hits Stagg with a facebuster. He yells some profanity back at them & continues his assault of Stagg. He stomps him a few more times and goes for a cover but Stagg kicks out at 2.

Ian:"Stagg has had the tables turned on him by the devious Wokeatechi, he's not looking so great right now."

Rob:"Yeah trust the former WPW star to try and take the easy way out. I'm still betting on Stagg though, those underhanded tactics may come back to bite Wokeatechi in the ass."

The battle rages on with Stagg regaining his momentum. He & Wok trade chops & Stagg sends his opponent reeling into the ropes. As Wok bounces back off, Stagg catches him & plants him with a big slam. He drops a big leg à la Hollywood Hogan & Wok squirms in pain. Stagg isn't through yet & lifts up the fallen man & nails him with a Steven Bomb! The crowd is on its feet as Stagg climbs up top once again & decimates his opponent with a flying elbow drop. He hooks a leg & its all over but the crying 1...2...3! "Sober" by Tool echos through the arena as Stagg celebrates his win.

Winner of the match:Steven Stagg

The Under Tron takes us to the back as cameras catch RattleSnake in the back doing stretches and trying to stay loose for his big match later on. Back to the ring.

Proteus vs Gangrul

Amber: From Florida, weighing in at 270 pounds, being accompanied by Elektre and Andromeda, this is Proteus.

Proteus makes his way down to the ring where he is assaulted with the chants of "Copy-cat", a fan holds a sign that reads "We hate recycled promos".

Amber:"Joining Proteus in the ring, he hails from Parts Unknown., weighing in at 281 pounds, Gangrul!"

"Forsaken" by The Vampire Lestat hits the speakers as Gangrul slowly walks to the ring. Proteus charges at Gangrul but Gangrul side steps and Proteus falls face first into the canvas. Gangrul picks up the rip off artist, Irish whip, Proteus hits the ropes and is driven down with a Spinebuster. Proteus body is shaking like a little bitch that he really is. Gangrul picks up the ingrate, quick boot to the chest, he picks him up for a body slam but Gangrul in mid-air drops the jerk-off in a diamon cutter motion, he calls that the Osaka street cutter. Proteus tries to crawl away as we listen to him calling for his mommy. Gangrul with a couple of stomps to the body, the man from Parts Unknown flips the jobber's body so that his body faces the canvas, he slaps on a STF, he's giving up already. The ref turns his back so he doesn't see the quitter tapping. The crowd is getting a kick out of all this. The girls of Proteus walk back to the locker, even they're ashamed of this asshole. Gangrul releases the hold, he has a huge smile on his face, picks up the unconscious Proteus, standing head-scissors, he lifts him and drives him down with a massive powerbomb. He calls the Embrace. Gangrul stands on top of the body, puts his boot over the carcass as the ref counts the 1,2,3.

Winner:Gangrul

Ian: My God, that was a SQUASH! Gangrul dominated from the start. I guess reusing promos makes you look like a jobber and boy did Proteus do the J-O-B tonight.

Rob: Well here in UWA, we don't appreciate cry-babies, Proteus found that out the hard way I guess. Gangrul's not done with this mental midget though.

Gangrul tosses Proteus out of the ring, he drags Proteus by the hair and the two make their way to the back. When they get back, behind the curtains, we see the Commissioner standing there. Shin tells Gangrul to tie Proteus hands behind his back, Gangrul does just that and Shin gives him a manila envelope, Gangrul thumbs through it and we see that's it full of green bills with Ben Franklin on it. For you dolts, that's a 100 dollar bill. Gangrul brings out a coffin, he tosses Proteus in there, he hammers it down with a couple of nails, he pours gasoline over it, he pulls out a book of matches, Shin pats Gangrul on his back as he leaves the scene. The last image we see is Shin striking the match as we are treated to Proteus girlish screams in the background.

Ian: Uh........we better go to commercial. I smell a lawsuit....

Rob:"The Sidewinder can afford it, so don't worry about that, but I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of this ring. Battles like this make history, and you don't throw history away..even if it is disturbing. Let's go backstage while they clean this mess up..I think we have some live footage the people might be interested in."

The UnderTron glows to life and everyone's favorite VP, Veronica Venom is spotted heading down the hall with a suit bag in her hand. She stops in front of a door & starts to tap, but shrugs & enters without knocking. Mayhem turns around, with a highly pissed look on his face.

Mayhem:"Do you EVER knock? Can a man not have any privacy here? I could have been in the shower or otherwise occupied if you know what I mean."

Venom:"Like you've got something I haven't seen before? Chill out May..you & I are old friends, I'm not hear to try and catch you with you pants down, I'm bringing you a present. Not exactly a present, but it's something you requested in your contract. Consider this a show of good faith, me trying to put the past behind us. I still feel a little bad about the way our partnership ended the last time."

Mayhem:"Cut the crap Ronnie, we both know you loved sticking the knife in me *chuckles* Women are notorious bitches, you are the queen bitch, but it's all good-I told you that when you called. Let's see what we have here."

Mayhem takes the suitbag from Veronica & opens it. A satisfied grin spreads over the big man's face as he hangs it on the back of his door.

Mayhem:"Just like I requested, that man does good work, Ronnie. Even you have to admit that and your taste runs more to the slutty side of the spectrum."

Venom "Bite me Mayhem, Vera Wang isn't exactly trailer park attire. I had to call in massive favours to get him to design this for you, so enjoy it. Armani says that's the first time they ever designed a referee's outfit, so wear it in good health."

Mayhem:"Oh I will..my health isn't what you need to be worried about..."

Veronica is headed out the door but Mayhem's last remark causes her to stop. She turns around slowly and looks him square in the eyes. He is wearing that smirk she knows all too well.

Veronica:"We have an agreement Mayhem, I trust you aren't thinking about making this personal? Because if you are..there will be consequences. This goes down exactly like we agreed, got it? And more more thing-Don't charge anymore call girls to the company account. I am gonna play Hell explaining to Shaun & Shin why there is a cheque for 5 grand payable to "Decadent Delights". What the hell kinda name is that anyways?"

Veronica leaves Mayhem's dressing room slamming the door behind her. He stares at the door for a minute & grins:

Mayhem:"Oh it's going down alright, but things may not go exactly as you think they will Ronnie, nobody tells Mayhem how to do his job..nobody."

The screen cuts to static as we return to the UWA's broadcast team.

Rob:"This is gonna be good, too bad VVP wasn't able to see what we just did. Looks like the devious little woman may not get her money's worth out of good ol' Mayhem..but maybe someone else will?"

Ian:"Better watch what you call her, devious she'll like, but calling her a little woman may earn you a trip to the hospital, she was quite lethal in the ring if you remember."

Rob:"Ooooh I'm REALLY scared, Ian. *laughs sarcastically* Yeah, I know she could be quite the little dominatrix back in the day, but she's hung up her boots..at least for now-I think I'm safe."

Hardcore Streetfight: Jaguar vs Charge vs Jeff Storm

Amber:"This next match is a Hardcore Streetfight, falls count anywhere inside of the arena and anything is legal. Making his way to the ring, he is from Orlando, Florida. Please welcome The Jaguar!"

Jag runs to the ring armed with a ball bat & slides through the ropes, earning a good pop from the fans. Limp Bizkit blares through the speakers as he waits for his first opponent. The wait isn't long as "Getcha Groove On" is abruptly replaced by Metallica and Charge appears on the ramp. The crowd cheers the Atlanta native as he heads down the aisle. A woman at ringside holds up a sign that reads "Shock me Charge!" He pauses by her for a moment & takes the pen she offers and signs her poster before continuing to the ring.

Ian:*snickering* "He's a real "Prince Charming" these days isn't he, Ian?"

Ian:"Don't be fooled by the nice guy act, Rob-Charge carved a path through this sport a short time ago that some careers never recovered from. He can totally fuck your world up. Oh yeah & smile while doing it. See what he's carrying in his left hand? That's a chain partner & I don't think he's planning on locking up a bike with it. Jag & Storm may sport some link marks before this match is in the books."

Amber:"Joining The Jaguar in the ring, making his debut tonight-this is Charge!"

Amber waits for the crowd reaction to die down a little before she continues her introductions.

Amber:Their opponent is from Red Deer, Alberta, Canada & weighs in at a solid 250 lbs: He is the Xtreme Player, Jeff Storm!"

"Sandstorm" cuts off "Prince Charming" & Storm waits at the top of the ramp amid skyrocketing pyro. Fireworks over, e heads to the ring getting great heat from the Pittsburgh fans. He's carrying a battered folding chair under one arm & a shovel in the other. He joins the other men in the ring as the ref goes over the rules, which doesn't take long because there aren't really any rules *L* All three men look at each other for a long moment, then the bell sounds. Charge comes out swinging the chain, but Storm & Jag are both able to duck. Storm gets Jag's attention by hitting him behind the knee with the shovel. Before he can make anymore progress, Charge wraps the chain around Storm's neck & starts choking him. Jag limps over & starts nailing Charge with fists to the kidney area, trying to get him to stop the choke. His attention diverted, Charge turns around just in time to catch a right to the face from a determined Jag. The lock up briefly before Charge throws Jag hard into the corner. Charge smiles at his oppoent's agony & picks up the discarded folding chair. With the crowd chanting "Fuck him up" Charge rams the battered steel into Jag's midsection over and over, until Jag falls face forward onto the mat, holding his ribs. Charge continues the abuse by putting the boots to the Orlando native while Storm crawls over to the ropes & slips outside, unnoticed by the other 2 men. Charge drills him once again with the steel chair, this time in the back and The Jaguar writhes in agony. Jag gets up to his knees while Charge hits the opposite ropes. Much to Charge's dismay, Jag grabs the chair and clocks his tormentor, knocking him back into the ropes. Jag goes for a quick cover on his stunned opponent , but Charge kicks out at 1. Both men get back to their feet and face off. Jag climbs up on the turnbuckle to attempt a moonsault, but Charge drags him off and sends him crashing to the mat with a gorilla press slam.

Ian:"Check out the sheer strength of Charge, he picked Jaguar off the ropes like a child. Charge is extreme dominance early in this match!"

Rob:"Don't make a hasty judgement on a winner Ian, this is early in the game & we haven't left the ring yet. Well, Storm has..wonder if the other men are wondering about his vanishing act? Looks like Charge is unconcerned-he's going in for the kill."

Charge hooks the leg and the ref makes the count: 1..2.. and Jag kicks out. Charge complains to the ref but that only serves to give Jag a breather. Jag catches sight of Storm and heads out of the ring to investigate & catches XP pulling up the drape covering underneath the ring. Storm pulls out a trash can and a fire extinguisher and waits for Jag to make his move. He doesn't have to wait for long as Jag heads right for him, hitting a lariat on Storm. Charge doesn't want to miss out on the fun so he jumps the ropes & shoves the time keeper out of his seat. Brandishing the chair, he takes a swing at both men. He fails to connect & Storm picks up the trash can nailing Charge in the back of the head.

Ian:"Charge is gonna be seeing 4 men against him instead of 2...that was a stunning blow to the cranium."

Rob:"Looks like it didn't hurt as bad as you thought Ian, Charge is heading straight for his attacker & doesn't seem to be feeling any ill effects. Spear! Now Storm is the one feeling the pain. That concrete floor is unforgiving. Charge is going for the cover 1...2...and Jag pulls him off Storm."

Charge goes for a right hand, but Jag blocks it and hits Charge with a low blow and the crowd erupts for Jag as he buys himself some time. He picks up the fire extinguisher and unleashes it into the eyes of Charge who screams and stumbles around blindly. Storm meanwhile has crept up behind Jag & catches him unaware. Dragging him by the hair, XP smashes The Jaguar's face into the steel ring steps as the crowd counts "1-2-3-4". Charge is able to wipe his eyes enough to see what is going on & buts up Storm's party. All three men are laid out near the steps and the ref comes over to check things out. Jag's face is already showing signs of bruising and he has a gash across his forehead, but he shows no signs of giving up. The crowd is on their feet as Charge delivers some payback to Jag courtesy of the fire extinguisher. He clocks Jag with it, knocking him hard down to the floor once again. Charge starts to fire the extinguisher at Jag, but is stopped by Storm & his own chain. Charge is forced to drop the fire extinguisher to try and free himself from the chain. Storm tightens his grip & Charge's eyes begin to bulge. The crowd gets to its feet and yells encouragement to Charge as Jag disappears underneath the ring apron. Charge shows superhuman strength as he somehow is able to free imself from the chain.

Ian:"Pure testicular fortitude! Charge is being choked to death & he reaches down & summons that last vestige of will & is able to break free from the chain. What a match we are being shown here!"

Rob:"A lot of expansive words to describe the situation. Why couldn't you just say you admire the balls and determination of Charge and be done with it?"

Ian:"How do I keep forgetting? YOU are the color man-trust you to take everything I say & color it with your own personal opinion. I was merely trying to inject a bit a class into our team-guess I failed once again.*sarcastically* Thank you for pointing that out!"

Rob:"No problem partner."

A bloodied Jag reappears from under the ring, dragging a table with him. Neither of the other men is paying attention as he sets it up. Charge is still on his knees, trying to catch his breath when Storm wraps the chain around his fist & strikes him hard in the small of the back. The crowd groans along with Charge as Storm gets in a few more hits before dropping the chain to look for something else. Too bad he is too busy to spot Jag climing up on the top turnbuckle. He picks up the battered trashcan lid then turns around just in time to see Jag do a suicide dive over the top rope. It's too late however and Jag crushing Storm with the devastating move. The crowd tries to cheer XP back to his feet but he seems to be completely out of it. Charge is watching from the barricade where he is trying to catch his second wind. Storm starts to stir as Jag drags him up over & throws him on the table. He groans and clutches his shoulder in obvious agony.

Rob:"That looks like a bad sprain or possibly a dislocation the way Storm is writhing in pain."

Ian:"It may be all over for Storm, Jag has had the Hell beaten out of him, but he looks to be the man on top at this moment."

The crowd hasn't sat down for the last 15 minutes and they are screaming so loud the whole arena is shaking. Jag raises his arms in the air & flips from the top rope intent on nailing XP with a Swanton Bomb. He has forgotten about the third man however & that proves to be his undoing. Charge races from the barracade and throws Storm off the table just in time! XP kisses the concrete floor & appears to be out cold. The table shatters beneath the force of the move Jag just attempted. Charge pulls Jag out of the rubble & hits him with the Static Electricity! Charge completes the carnage by dragging Jag over to the rampway and perfectly executes High Voltage. With the crowd chanting his name, Charge throws Jag off the side of the ramp & dives on him. The ref rushes over to make the count 1...2...3!

Winner: Charge

Rob:"What a comeback by Charge! The man is like a machine, you choke him with a chain, hit him with anything you can lay your hands on-he's like The Terminator-he keeps coming back!"

Ian:"Impressive debut by Charge, the top talent here better watch their backs because I have a feeling he's gonna shake up the title picture around here!"

Rob: I'm hearing that the Commissioner has something on his mind. We better go over there QUICKLY!

We are taken to the office of the Commissioner, we see a young man waiting patiently outside his office. We zoom in on his face to show it is none other than Johnny Johnson. He hears the secretary tell him to enter the office, Shin is on the phone as usual, he finishes his conversation, he tells Johnson to sit down and he talks

Shin: Johnson, I'm glad you're here. You know why I gave you the big bucks, you know that you're my hired gun to whip these talented but unmotivated roster into shape. I think it's safe to say that mission accomplished on Flaherty. But Johnson, you know something? I think since I'm the one whose pulling the strings here, I believe I will change the mission, instead of search and motivate, I want you to change it to kill on sight. You got that?

Johnson: Shin, this isn't what we talked about.....

Johnson pauses for a moment, Shin pulls out a piece of paper with Johnson's signature on it, Johnson slowly nods, this man even though he presents himself as a Hollywood type, he was a killer. The language that spoke loudest was the language of dead presidents, Shin provided that to him. Johnson is about to leave the office when Shin reminds him of something.

Shin: Oh and Johnny? If I even smell a double cross, I'll void the contract, and send your ass home in a body bag. Just last week, I got the wool pulled over my eyes. So stick to the plan shall we?

Johnson doesn't say a word, he exits the meeting knowing full well that he was now being manipulated as a pawn. How will Jonny react to this? Will he take out Flaherty for the money? Or will he strike out on his own? We can only witness this go down.

Johnson vs Flaherty

Amber: From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at a lean mean 240 pounds, put your hands together for Johnny Johnson.

Dave Matthew's "Space in between" hits the speakers, a red carpet is rolled down the ramp way, a Hollywood star is being projected on the UWA-Screen as Johnson, dressed in glittering black robes with the word Defiler across the Back in silver lettering makes his way down to loud boos.

Amber: from Brockton, Massachusetts, weighing in at here is the man known as the Enigma of professional wrestling, Eric Flaherty!"

"The Grudge" by Tool plays as Flaherty makes his way toward the ring, the crowd welcoming him with a mixed reaction. Flaherty immediately goes after Johnson as Amber scurries away. The two exchange punches back and forth, Flaherty gets the advantage though as Johnson gets knocked down with a big right hand to the skull.Flaherty picks up Johnson, Irish whip by Eric, Johnson bounces back from the ropes and is taken down with a powerslam. Flaherty tries to drop the big leg but Johnson moves out of the way as Eric clutches his leg. Johnson connects with a low drop kick to the big man's face.Johnson connects with a standing backflip splash on Flaherty's chest. Johnson picks up Eric, connects with a couple of European uppercuts that rock the big man back, Johnson whips the big man into the corner, he gets a running start and goes for a Stinger splash but Eric moves out of the way causing Johnson's head to collide with the top of that turnbuckle, Johnson staggers out of the corner, Flaherty takes his head off with a clothesline. Eric immediately picks up the Hollywood man, he has him up in a gorilla press slam, he benches him several times and Eric finally drops Johnson face first to the canvas. What a show of strength!

Ian: These two are world class athletes who can outright GO!

Rob: I got a question for you Ian, how is a guy from Chicago become a Hollywood actor? This Johnson guy is something else, I mean getting paid 500 thousand for a lousy photo shoot. I'd have to work 10 years to make that kind of money with this pisshole job. Gawd, I hate my life.

Ian: What are you rambling about now? You should think about getting some shock therapy Rob. Oh what's Eric doing now?

Flaherty with a standing headscissors on Johnson, he lifts him up and connects with a tiger bomb into a sit down pin. The ref makes the count but Johnson strongly kicks out at 2. Eric shakes his head a little, Johnson gets back on his feet, Johnson with a forearm, Flaherty with a knife-edge chop, the two exchange strikes but this time Johnson gets the advantage with a shot to the throat. Johnson suddenly dropkicks the knee of Flahery, he does it again and again! Flaherty drops down to one knee. Johnson gets a running start and connects with another drop kick to Eric's face that floors the big man. Johnson runs toward the ropes, does a springboard and lionsaults on Eric but he doesn't go for a cover. Instead, he tries the same move but this time Flaherty gets the knees up. Both men are down, the ref with a standing 10 count on both men. Johnson first on his feet, he attempts a running spin kick but Flaherty catches him in mid air and slams him down!

Ian: Holy crap! Did you see that? Flaherty caught him in mid-air and drove Johnson back down!

Rob: Eh, who cares? Can you imagine being paid 500 thousand for one appearance. I got to get a new gig, maybe I should be a porn star? I heard they make good money!

Ian: I won't go there. Keep in mind Rob, that unlike the UWA wreslter's contracts, OUR contracts aren't guaranteed, meaning we can be fired anytime.

Rob: WHAT????? Uh, Flaherty's really putting on a show tonight! Did you see that Greco-Roman octopus slam!

Flaherty now picks up Johnson, drives the knee to the chest of Johnson. Eric is sporting a slight limp but he still goes on. He picks up Jonny for a press slam again but this time, he gets a running start and heaves the man known as Defiler into the front row of the crowd! The fans catch Johnson and the Igloo is turned into a moshpit! The crowd starts an audible "UWA" chant as Flaherty makes his way outside closing in on Jonny. Flaherty snatches Johnson from the crowd, he wraps his big hand across Johnson's throat, he picks him up and chokeslams him into a row of chairs! Security comes over to get the fans out of harm's way. Johnson is being tossed around like a rag doll, Flaherty tries to pick him up but Johnson counters with a rake to the eyes. Flaherty fights back with some rights, he whips Johnson into the guard rail but Johnson hops on the guard rail and does a moonsault off the guard rail that knocks the big man off his feet. Johnson snatches a chair from a fan, he goes to work on the leg of Flaherty driving the steel chair into the knee joint of Flaherty. Johnson grabs a couple of chairs, and places each one by the bad leg of Flaherty. Johnson makes sure Flaherty's done with a vicious chair shot to the skull of the fallen Brockton man. Johnson quickly gets in the ring, he hops on the turnbuckle, he eyes Flaherty, he jumps off the turnbuckle with a somersault splash as Johnson lands back first into the chairs! A loud crash erupts from this show of stupidity and bravery by Johnson.

Ian: OH MY GOD!

Rob: You can say that again! Wait I'll do it. OH MY GOODNESS!

Ian: Johnson with a death defying leap and he sacrifices his body to try to break Flaherty's leg. Shin told Johnson that his mission has changed. Johnson is looking to end this young man's career.

Rob: No shit Sherlock. Johnson is a killer and he's showing it tonight!

Flaherty is screaming in pain, the ref asks him if he wants to stop it but he refuses to give. Johnson is clutching his back, he goes over to Flaherty and he drags the one legged big man into the ring. Flaherty is visibly grimacing in pain, Johnson props the big man into the corner, he paints brush him a couple of times. Flaherty's eyes pop up, he snatches Johnson by the throat and Eric connects with a couple of headbutts to Johnson. Again and again and again! Both men go down to the mat from the violent exchange. A small cut emerges from the forehead of Flaherty. Eric gets up first, the heavy limp is slowing him down, he puts Johnson in a hammerlock position, he wraps his hand across the Johnson's throat. He's going for his finisher: Make a Wish. He lifts Johnson up but his leg buckles and he falls down to the canvas clutching his leg.

Ian: Damn it! Flaherty can't put any weight on that leg. He could be in serious trouble.

Rob: Johnson has executed the gameplan of our Commissioner to near perfection. He's going to take out Flaherty tonight, no questions asked.

Johnson looks relieved, he goes to the ring apron, springboards off the top rope and executes a leg drop. He goes for the cover expecting the pin but Flaherty gets the shoulder up at 2 and a half. Johnson looks surprised, he goes for the fallen Flaherty and drags his leg to the corner, Johnson goes outside, he positions Flaherty's legs by the ring post, he slaps on a Figure Four with the aid of the ring post. The pressure on Flaherty's leg is too much, his ligaments are being ripped, his face wells up red in pain as Johnson is loving every minute of it. The ref asks Flaherty if he gives, Eric shouts "No!". Johnson continues applying the hold, in a moment, we see Flaherty has lost unconsciousness. Johnson releases the hold, he gets back in the ring, picks up the big man, he hooks the arms behind him and drives him down with an Impaler. He calls that "The Encore", he covers for the pin and gets the 3 count.

Winner: Jonny Johnson

Ian: Eric passed out. He'd rather pass out than quit but Johnson still got the duke.

Rob: So what? Johnson took him out just like the Commish told me to. Johnson makes for a good puppet.

Ian: Get off of it Rob. Atleast acknowledge the guts shown by this Flaherty kid. He never quit, he never got pinned, his body just gave up on him.

Johnson goes outside, he picks up a chair and he's looking to take out Flaherty once and for all. What's this? Charge comes out of the back, he tackles Johnson and the two start brawling in the ring. Security rushes in to break it up, Charge is in the ring, he gets the mic and talks.

Charge: I'm sick of seeing you trying to take out UWA wrestlers, Mr. Hired Gun. Why don't you try to take out the shock of life?

Johnson grabs a mic and speaks.

Johnson: On one condition, our match will be a #1 contender match!

Charge: You got it!

Charge vs Jonny Johnson at the pay per view! That's huge! We see Flaherty being helped to the back by numerous EMT's as Johnson looks on in delight.

Slayer vs Apocalypse
Special Stipulation: Ice Age Match
-Semi Finals of the United States Title Tournament-

The attention of the fans inside the Mellon Arena is turned to the UnderTron as the scene outside the arena shows the perfectly crafted ice cage. The camera zooms in on Amber who stands in front of the weapon filled sculpture.

Amber: "The following contest is an Ice Age Match, taking place in this 15 foot Ice Cage you see behind me. The winner of the match will advance to the finals of the United States Title Tournament at Project: Genesis. Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the Steel City's own, Slayer!"

"Proven" by Hatebreed plays as Slayer approaches the cage, the fans outside as well as inside the arena welcome him with a huge pop as he carefully climbs the slippery structure.

Ian: "Slayer is certainly no stranger here in the Steel City. Never in my life would I have imagined I would see this kind of a match. Just take a look at that cage Rob, the brass of the UWA must of really emptied their pockets to pay a world class sculptor."

Rob: "Well I guess the motto around here is correct, 'Dupree and Venom always produce.' Slayer definitely has the crowd behind him tonight. But why not have it inside here? Don't they call this place the Igloo? Dupree may kill me for saying this but I'm sure this will provide more entertainment than the Penguins are right now for this city.

Amber: "His opponent, hailing from the Underworlds of Hell, here is Apocalypse!"

"Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit plays as Apocalypse now comes into view and heading for the ice cage.

Ian: "Apocalypse is on his way out. He made an impressive debut last week with his victory over The Jackal and Gangrul in a Three Way Buried Alive Match, burying both Gangrul and The Jackal."

Rob: "Well it's a new week, a new match, and a tough competitor that he'll have to force to submit or pin. I'll be the first to tell you that Slayer isn't going down without causing a hell of alot of damage."

Ian: "We've got an excellent view of the action, lots of lights out there so we shouldn't miss a second of the action. Apocalypse is entering the cage but Slayer is measuring him up right now."

Apoc climbs down inside of the cage, but before he can reach the bottom he is immediately smashed in the back by a chair shot from Slayer. Apoc slips off the cage and falls back first on the unforgiving ice mat. Slayer takes the chair and slams it into the ribcage of Apoc repeatedly. Slayer drops the chair and stomps the face of Apoc who covers up his ribs. Slayer pulls Apoc to his feet and sends Irish Whips him into the cage, and Apoc more or less slides face first into the cage and stumbles backward into the hands of the waiting Slayer. Rear Face Lock applied by Slayer and he drops Apoc to the mat with an Inverted DDT. Slayer covers up, 1..2.. Kick out by Apoc. Slayer pulls Apocalypse to his feet again and begins to ram him face first into the cage. Slayer tries to slam Apoc's face again, but Apoc blocks it. Apoc grabs the arm of Slayer and whips him right into a Short Arm Clothesline, knocking Slayer flat to the ice. The huge Apoc goes to work on Slayer with a boot choke, using the cage for leverage. Apocalypse breaks the hold and moves away from Slayer and picks up a metal trash can. Apoc spikes the can right into the midsection of Slayer causing him to sit up in a bit of pain. Apocalypse help Slayer to his feet and twists his arm into an Armbar. Apoc with the arm bar in place backs up to the corner and climbs backward up the cage. Apoc has problems keeping his foot but manages to drive his forearm down across the twisted arm of Slayer despite not being able to complete the move known as Old Skool. Slayer goes down as well as Apoc who slips down to his knees but quickly recovers. He pulls the head of Slayer between his legs for the Standing Headscissors. Apoc lifts Slayer up and positions himself right over top of the garbage can. Apocalypse drives Slayer head first into the garbage can.

Ian: "Good God! Do you see the size of that dent Slayer's head left in that trash can? Here's a cover by Apocalypse, 1..2.. But Slayer kicks out and stays in it."

Rob: "I told you, going up against Slayer is no walk in the park. He sucks this abuse right up like these fans and their Iron City beer."

Apoc meanwhile checks around for weapons and checks out two tables laying side by side. He passes on them and instead picks up a Louisville Slugger and moves toward Slayer. Apoc swings the bat and nails Slayer in the midsection, doubling the his opponent over. Apoc swings again this time across the back of Slayer and sending him to the mat. Apoc rolls Slayer over and goes for the cover, 1..2.. Kick out again by Slayer. Apoc keeps his focus and grabs a chair and lays it on the ice right in front of Slayer who attempts to get to his feet. Apoc backs up a few feet then charges cautiously toward Slayer and leaps in the air and drives Slayer face first into the chair with a Mid Air DDT. Apocalypse once again rolls Slayer over and the ref is in position, 1..2.. Kick out again by Slayer. A bit of frustration sets in on Apocalypse, and he looks at the palm of his hand for a moment, then looks behind him at the tables still laying on the ice. Apocalypse heads for one of the tables and pulls it out and sets it up. Apoc heads for Slayer who attempts to reach his feet. Apocalypse wraps his large hand around the neck of Slayer, but Slayer drops down out of the graps of Apoc and pulls his legs out from under him, landing Apoc on his back. Slayer now with the legs of Apoc in hand, he falls backward to the ice and slingshots Apoc face first into the icey cage. Apoc stumbles backward and Slayer reaches back to pull him down with the Sunset Flip, 1..2.. but Apocalypse kicks free. Slayer reaches his feet as does Apoc. Slayer drives a boot right in the midsection of Apocalypse, followed up by a Front Face Lock and Slayer introduces the head of Apoc to the ice with a DDT.

Ian: "I bet these guys miss an actual ring mat to absorb some of these nasty drops. Here's Slayer going for the win, 1..2.. Kick out by Apocalypse, he threw Slayer right off."

Rob: "I have a feeling these guys are gonna be on a steady diet of novacane and pain pills for the next month."

Slayer approaches Apoc who slowly gets up. Slayer taps his foot on the mat and leaps forward and nails Apocalypse with a solid jumping Superkick and Apocalypse lands on the table right behind him instead of the ice. Slayer sees his opportunity to use the table to his advantage. He picks up a chair off the ice and heads for Apoc and the table. He pulls the table away from the side of the cage a couple feet and then hooks the chair around his neck and climbs up the corner of the cage. Apoc is sprawled out and nearly motionless on the table following Slayer's Superkick. The noise level outside & inside the arena picks up as the fans cheer on Slayer who reaches the very top of the icey cage, being careful not to slip or lose his balance. Slayer takes the chair off his head and reaches it out in front of him and jumps off the top...

Ian: "WOW! HOLY SHIT ROB! ARABIAN FACEBUSTER BY SLAYER!!! HE DROVE APOCALYPSE THROUGH THE DAMN TABLE WITH THAT HIGH RISK ARIAL ASSAULT FROM FIFTEEN FEET IN THE AIR!"

Rob: "I don't believe my eyes! Slayer pulled off the Arabian Facebuster somehow without losing his footing! But look, Slayer isn't moving very much either...he may have caved in the face of Apocalypse. If he makes the cover this one should be history!"

Slayer can't do anything but reach back to try and comfort his aching lower back which he injured in his jump from the top of the cage. With the table & its legs broken and the chair bent up, the area looks like a plane wreck...but finally signs of life show from Slayer as he reaches out an arm. Slayer pulls himself to reach out further until his palm lays over the shoulder of Apocalypse and the ref gets in position, 1...2... Apoc barely lifted his shoulder before the three. He didn't lift it very high but just enough to survive being pinned. Slayer does his best best to shut out the pain and gets to his feet and hobbles toward the other table, but in visible pain. As Slayer struggles to set up the table, Apoc surprisingly begins to emerge from all the wreckage and looks around to locate his opponent. Slayer meanwhile has picked up a small cloth bag which he begins to untie. He empties the contents of the bag on to the table which appear to be thumbtacks. Slayer turns around to see Apoc staring him down. The two men face off looking worse for wear. Apocalypse finally charges at Slayer, Slayer ducks down for the Back Body Drop attempt. Slayer tries to dump Apoc on the table, but Apoc hangs on to his opponent and the back of Slayer gives out and he falls face first on the ice with Apoc crashing down on top of him. Apocalypse keeps his arms locked around the waist of Slayer and staggers to his feet with Slayer barely locked in a Standing Headscissors. Apocalypse lifts Slayer up on his shoulders then high in the air, and sends Slayer back first into the thumbtacks and breaks the table with his opponent courtesy of the Last Ride. Apocalypse falls down right on top of Slayer and the referee drops to the ice, 1..2..3! Apocalypse rolls off of Slayer on to his side and the referee raises Apoc's limp arm.

Ian: "What a finish! What a match Rob! This one will stick out in the history books for sure!"

Rob: "You have to believe that Slayer would have been better off being the one on that table as opposed to the one jumping off the cage. Lucky for Apocalypse he remained conscious long enough to kick out and the rest was pure luck. I loved this match. Now how are these guys getting out of that thing? They better hope for warm weather pretty soon because neither of these guys are gonna be able to climb out of there."

Winner and advancing to the finals of the US Title Tournament: Apocalypse!

Ian: Apocalypse pulled off the upset. He is one step closer to United States gold."

In the back a meeting between Dupree and Worst Case Scenario takes place.

Virus: "Dazed, I really don't trust Mayhem at all. Just the way he talks about tonight gives me an odd feeling. You gonna watch my back tonight?"

Shaun: "No, I'll do it."

Virus: "You? I told you I don't-"

Shaun: "Look, I helped you get rid of the fudge packer. I let you destroy my rental car last week which I had to pay out of my own pocket. Another thing, I don't like Mayhem at all, and I want to be right there when he messes things up and make him pay dearly. And as for the Rattlesnake goes, I want to be right there to see you rip his head right off his shoulders. We got a deal?"

Virus: "Dazed?"

Shaun: "Dazed has a big match tonight Virus, we need to keep him out of a possible danger zone. Believe me, you don't want him running the risk of losing the title. Me, I have nothing to lose by doing this. Dazed, just be on stand by in case things get out of control."

Dazed: "Yeah that all sounds fine to me. Just one thing, what do you have to gain out of all this?"

Dupree just shakes his head and walks out of the dressing room as Dazed and Virus continue to discuss their upcoming confrontations.

Ian: "Well it appears as if Mr Dupree will be present for the Virus/Rattlesnake match later tonight."

Rob: "He has alot of respect for Virus but hasn't quite captured his trust. I think it would be a wise decision on the part of Worst Case Scenario to join forces with the Owner and their jobs would be much easier."

Ian: "Our next match is a... can we say this on the air? A Lord of Abortion match. All for a final spot in next week's finals for the US Title at Project: Genesis. The winner of this next match meets Apocalypse who just moments ago defeated Slayer in that Ice Age Match."

Rob:Folks, I suggest you pop in a tape for this because this will be a classic! Yeah classical in a Charles Manson kind of way.

US title semi-finals match: Lord of Abortion rules: Leatherface vs Sundark

Amber:"This next bout features more unusual stipulations. Direct your attention to the ring where techs are suspending shards of glass & knives high above. Nearby, you see the ladder awaiting the first man able to make it back outside. Only one man has a mind so twisted to enjoy this kind of match and he's ready to hit the ring. From Clyde, Texas: Leatherface!"

Leatherface appears from behind the curtain brandishing his trademark chainsaw. Many of Pittsburgh's hardcore fans are on their feet cheering the legend as he heads to the ring.

Rob:"The sickest mind in professional wrestling, Ian and we've got more of his brilliant madness to witness tonight. Sundark is a tough SOB himself..but can anyone beat Leather in a match of his own choosing? I think Sundark has an impossible task ahead of him."

Ian:"That remains to be seen, this match isn't for anyone with a weak stomach, that's for sure."

Amber:"His opponent in this brutal contest hails from the Carpathian Mountains, this is Sundark!"

Sundark makes his way down the ramp to good heat from the capacity crowd. He looks upward at the knives & glass glittering above the ring & a grim smile crosses his face. He steps through the ropes and turns to the ref. The bell rings but neither wrestler moves a muscle as they stare each other down in the ring. Leatherface and Sundark finally lock up briefly then Leather whips Sundark towards the corner but Sundark blocks by jumping on the second turnbuckle. He attempts a moonsault but Leather is too fast for him and moves out of the way. Sundark lands on his feet & the crowd goes wild. Leatherface charges toward Sundark, ramming his head hard into the midsection. Sundark staggers back into the corner where Leatherface lands a knee to the groin. The crowd groans as Sundark falls forward and Leather escapes from the ring, headed for the ladder. Leatherface drags the ladder toward the ring, but Sundark recovers enough to get back on his feet. He vaults over the top rope & sends Leather & the ladder sprawling back to the floor.

Ian:"Both men are rolling around the floor, trading punches. The crowd is really into it, leave it to the hometown of our President to love this brutal display. I keep waiting for someone to toss in a hockey stick.

Rob:"Why do you even work in this business Ian? I have never seen a grown man so scared of a little violence. This is professional wrestling, not fucking ice dancing. You want calm & peaceful? Watch a curling exibition or some other made up sport. This is the major leagues friend, love it or get the hell out!"

Both men are still brawling & hit the security railing. Leather sends Sundark hurling into the crowd and heads back toward the ladder. He manages to erect it in the ring this time before Sundark can stop him. He starts to climb the ladder when Sundark grabs him by the foot. Leather struggles to get away as the ladder sways precariously. Sundark climbs a few rungs & tightens his grip on Leatherface. Leather somehow manages to free one of his legs & nails Sundark in the face with a vicious boot. Blood starts flowing as Sundark falls back on the canvas. Leather continues his ascent and unhooks one of the knives.

Ian:"Here we go, Leather has freed one of his toys & is staring down at Sundark. I can't tell for sure with that mask on, but I'd swear he was grinning at the already bloodied Sundark."

Rob:"Sundark is in serious trouble, Leatherface armed with a knife is more than most competitors could handle, but take a look..he's not backing off..he's actually heading over to the ladder again."

Sundark wipes the blood away that is pouring from his face and grabs the ladder once again. He starts shaking the ladder, causing Leather to come crashing down. He holds tight to the knife however, as Sundark puts the boots to him. The crowd groans as Sundark stomps the wrist of Leatherface, trying to get him to release his grip on the knife. That tactic doesn't work as Leather seems to enjoy having his arm mangled so Sundark starts punching him in the face with his left hand-his right holding tight to the arm of Leather's that is still clutching the blade. Leather uses his free arm to rake the eyes of Sundark, causing him to release his grip on his other arm. As Sundark struggles to see through the blood & his scratched eyes, Leatherface attacks him with the knife. Sundark's arm is sliced open as Leather brandishes the lethal weapon. Sundark looks at the dripping blood & then at Leatherface. The crowds goes quiet as he stares down at his slashed arm for a moment, The charges at Leather in a frenzy, knocking the weapon loose. The arena is on its feet as the fists are flying and blood continues to stain the ring. Sundark throws Leatherface into the turnbuckle and hits him with a massive splash. Sundark steps aside & Leather staggers forward, apparantly stunned. Sundark hits the famasser on Leather, driving his face into the mat. He takes a trip up the ladder & releases some of the jagged glass. Leather starts to stir & realizes what Sundark is up to. He tries to head up the ladder but Sundark greets him with a boot to the face. Leather's neck snaps back as Sundark drives another boot into his chest. Stunned from the impact of the blows, Leather falls off the ladder and hits the canvas hard. Sundark throws the glass down & goes after Leather with a vengence. Leather staggers to his feet, but Sundark drills him with roundhouse kick that sends Leather back down again. The crowd gasps as Leather rolls over & they see some of the broken glass sticking in his back. Leather gets up on his knees & Sundark goes in for the kill. Too bad for him, The Maniacal One has other plans. Sundark sees the flash of metal too late as Leather slashes his thigh. Sundark goes down on one leg as the blood spurts from the flesh wound. Leather starts back up the ladder and Sundark follows, already feeling the impact from the loss of blood. Both men try to knock the other down as the ladder teeters, dangerously close to throwing both men off. Leather reaches the top & knocks down more of the glass. Sundark clutches his wounded leg & takes a swing at Leather but unfortunately starts to lose his balance!

Ian:"My God, he's going down from the top of the ladder, that's a long way to fall especially with all that glass below!"

Rob:"Leather has made sure that there is no chance of avoiding that glass either..the ring looks surreal, with all the glittering glass & the crimson stains-kinda like one of those slasher movies I bet you're afraid to watch, eh Ian?"

Sundark starts slipping down the rungs but somehow manages to grab on right before he hits the bottom. The crowd cheers him on as Leather comes back at him, clutching an 8 inch bowie knife. Leather takes a few stabs at Sundark, but he is able to avoid them. Both men start back up the ladder & Sundark suddenly strikes out at Leather, driving his head right into Leather's abdomen. Leather is caught off guard & loses his grip, falling 12 feet down on the ravaged ring. With the crowd on its feet, Sundark climbs to the top of the ladder & spirals down, hitting his prone opponent with the Merciful Forgiveness. Leatherface isn't moving..but Sundark isn't stopping just yet. He repeatedly punches Leather in the face, battering his already bloodied & semi-conscious opponent. The ref warns him so Sundark covers Leather for the count 1...2...3! The bell sounds but the battle rages on. Leather somehow revives enough to drive the knife he's still holding into Sundark's shoulder, stunning the already shocked crowd. As officals flood the ring, Leather staggers to his feet & starts pulling glass out of his own body. The refs manage to keep the 2 combatants seperated, but the ring looks like a war zone.

Winner and finalist for US title: Sundark !

Rob:"Damn, I'm glad that one is over, looks like Dupree is gonna have to spring for a new ring..that one is too damaged to be used again after tonight."

Wait a minute, what's this? Sundark is helping Leatherface back up to his feet. Both men are wearing the crimson masks, Leatherface raises the hand of Sundark, he leaves the ring as the crowd gives the two a loud applause for this sick and demented match.

Ian:I have a feeling that we'll see alot more from those two in the near future. Both men are missing a couple of french fries from a happy meal.

Rob:French fries? Those two guys are missing the cheeseburger and the little plastic toy from their happy meal. They're completely nuts! And this sick crowd is applauding them for it!

Ian:I think they're clapping their hands to show their gratitude to these two men who will be scarred for the rest of their lives due to this match. Anyways, I'm hearing there's some kind of commotion in the locker room.

We are taken to the UWA locker room. We see a hanful of the UWA roster visibly upset about something. The camera moves in to see the focus of the problem. We see a clipboard with a piece of paper attached to it. It reads, "At Project Genesis, there will be a 6 pack hardcore match for the brand new UWA hardcore title. Sign up. First come, first serve."

Ian: "How about that Rob! A 6 Pack Hardcore Match next week at Project: Genesis!"

Rob: "Yeah Ian, you're not the only one who can read fine print around here. I just have to wonder if Mr Dupree knows anything about this, I have a feeling this was Commissioner Shin's doing. If so he could be in some more trouble."

Ian: "Very possibly. But coming up it's time for that legendary battle we've been waiting for all week long."

The Rattlesnake vs Virus
Special Stipulation: Steel Cage Match
Special Guest Referee: Mayhem

The fans watch on as foot by foot the massive 20 foot steel cage is lowered over the ring.

Amber: "Ladies and gentlemen it's time for the first of our double main event here at Sabotage! For the first time, tonight the UWA will hold a UTW original Rage In the Cage match. At this time please join me in welcoming the special guest referee for this contest, Mayhem!"

"Funeral In Carpathia" plays as Mayhem makes his way to ringside with a sarcastic looking grin on his face.

Ian: "Here comes the man with probably the biggest ego in all of sports, it's Mayhem. Assigned to referee this match by Commissioner Shin last week."

Rob: "He made good use of company dollars for sure, just take a look at that referee outfit that Veronica presented him with. But let me tell you, he may not be able to control the two men in this next match...you got three ego maniacs in there and something surely has to give."

Amber: "The contest is set for one fall, introducing first, from Olympia, Washington, he is a legend known throughout the wrestling world, please welcome The RattleSnake!"

"My Way" hits the PA and the fans immediately rise up and shower the RattleSnake with a standing ovation as he heads for the ring.

Ian: "The RattleSnake is back and here in Pittsburgh, and these fans are welcoming him with open arms. His presence was felt last week although he wasn't in the ring but tonight I expect a vintage RattleSnake performance."

Rob: "I have no doubts about that. Tonight the Snake walks into one of the biggest matches in his career, a man he has been trying to corner for several years."

Amber: "His opponent, from Honolulu, Hawaii, one-half of the powerhouse known as Worst Case Scenario, he is another true legend in the sport, here is Virus!"

"Your Disease" plays loud and proud over the PA and Virus heads to the ring, but unlike the RattleSnake he receives a very unpleasant welcome from the Pittsburgh crowd.

Ian: "Here comes Virus to the ring and you have to believe he's got a large dose of infection just for the RattleSnake."

Rob: "This is the one wrestling fans around the world have waited to see for a long time. Tonight Pittsburgh plays host for the monumental match up, Infection versus Injection!"

Just as Virus enters the cage, "Just a Girl" by No Doubt is heard over the PA, this time the Lethal Princess Veronica Venom heads for the ring to a huge welcome from the Pittsburgh crowd.

Rob: "Wow, you know I'm not a big fan of hers but damn she looks extremely hot tonight...just look at that Ian, shiny leather never looked so good."

Ian: "I don't think she would be flattered hearing something like that from you Rob, she's a little ahead of you as far as class."

Miss Venom heads for the broadcast booth and politely asks Rob to leave the booth.

Rob: "Wait a minute, we can make room here."

Veronica again asks Rob to leave, a little more forcefully this time and Rob finally gets up with a look of disgust on his face and exits the booth as the Co-Owner of UWA simply flashes him a smile. Venom sits down with Ian.

Ian: "Welcome Miss Venom, it's a pleasure."

Veronica: "Don't try and kiss my ass Ian or you just might be joining Rob in the back, or carrying my bags after the show. I'm out here to get an up close and personal view of this match."

The RattleSnake and Virus stand at opposite corners staring each other down. Mayhem stands in the middle of the ring looking back and forth between both men. Another interruption occurs as Bon Scott's version of "Back In Black" is heard over the PA. The Owner of UWA Shaun Dupree steps out on to the ramp to a nice response from his hometown crowd, but also hears some boos after his recent actions. Dupree takes a quick bow and quickly heads for the ring. Dupree goes to open the cage door, but stops dead in his tracks...

Mayhem: "Hold on there Shaun boy! I don't need you coming in here to give me a lecture on how to call this match, or even give your boy Virus a pep talk. This match is in my hands you understand that? I have been given permission to award this match to the RattleSnake if you or Dazed happens to even lay a finger on that cage."

A look of shock comes over the face of Dupree as he looks like a man who has been disrespected.

Shaun: "Permission huh. By whom zebra man?"

Mayhem: "Well take a look at where Ian Matthews is seated, and look to his left. Yeah her. Go take a seat and keep your trap shut, enough interruptions...time to get this classic on the road."

Dupree appears a bit irritated as he heads for the booth. He signals to Rob with his thumb to leave and he exits very quickly and Dupree takes a seat and attatches his headset. Meanwhile inside the ring, RS and Virus begin to circle each other without taking their eyes off one another. On the outside a UWA official locks the cage door shut and quickly exits to the back.

Shaun: "What are you up to V? I would have liked to have had a talk with our referee tonight to make sure he calls things down the middle."

Veronica: "Yeah well, you can't get your way all the time Shaun O. Besides, I already had that discussion with him. See, I'm way ahead of you tonight as usual. Don't be mad partner, everyone has their bad days."

Shaun: "Oh no I'm just as happy as a clam right now. Especially over the fact that you've been conspiring behind my back, and for being stupid enough to take my eyes off you for a minute.. *Groan*"

Inside the ring the bell sounds, and immediately Virus and RattleSnake tangle with a Collar and Elbow Tieup. Virus pushes the Snake off and back to the corner. Virus wastes no time and charges RS, clothesline by Virus is ducked by RS...and RS unloads with a series of right hands to the face. RS knocks Virus back into the corner with those solid right hands. Irish Whip by the Snake, reversed by Virus and he sends RS into the opposite turnbuckle. Snake bounces out of the corner approached by a charging Virus. Snake ducks and dumps Virus to the mat with a Back Body Drop. Virus doesn't stay down for long but goes down soon enough as the Snake twists him to the mat with a Swinging Neckbreaker. RS perches himself on the chest of Virus and lets loose a fury of right fists to the face of Virus. Snake continues to hammer away until Mayhem steps in and tries to convince RS to give Virus some breathing room. RS gets up in the face of Mayhem and calmly throws a few choice words in his direction. Mayhem points his finger at RS, but RS swats it away and goes to work on Virus, pulling him to his feet. RS backs Virus to the ropes and Irish Whips him...Virus bounces off and RS leaps on the shoulders of Virus and attempts a Hurricanrana, but Virus hangs on to his legs of the Snake and charges for the corner and nails Snake with the Virus Bomb as his head connects with the top turnbuckle pad. Virus collects himself for a second and then begins to put the boots to the forehead of RS repeatedly. Virus pulls RS to his feet and sends him to the ropes with an Irish Whip...Snake bounces off and catches a stingy Superkick to the face from Virus and Snake falls to the mat hard. Virus makes the cover on RS, 1.. But Virus pulls the Snake's head up to stop the count. Virus pulls RS up and and sets him in a Standing Headscissors. Virus muscles RS off the mat and into the air, wrapping him firmly and he drills RS on his head with the Attitude Adjustment. Virus gets on top for the cover again, 1.. But Virus pulls RS up again. Mayhem gives Virus an earful for his actions, but Virus just spits at him. Virus turns away from Mayhem before he can get in his face again, and Virus shoots RS over the top and out to the floor. Mayhem attempts to stop Virus as he heads for the ropes, but he reaches back and shoves Mayhem away and climbs through the ropes.

Shaun: "Mayhem better watch himself, that's all I have to say. If he ends up with a concussion at the hands of Virus it's his own fault."

Veronica: "Oh really? Looks to me like he's doing his job. You didn't have anything to say when he got in the RattleSnake's face."

Virus grabs a handfull of RS's hair and slams him face first into the steel cage. He repeats his action a couple more times, then leading RS around the ring and slamming his face into the cage again. RS stumbles backwards into the side of the ring and Virus moves in again. Virus scoops up RS into a Fireman's Carry and aims his head for the steel steps. Virus goes for the Instant Amnesia but RS kicks his legs free and slips behind the back of Virus. Snake quickly slaps on a Reverse Face Lock and drops Virus with an Inverted DDT. RS gets to his feet and catches a little air but Virus slowly gets to his feet as well. RS picks up the ring steps and uses it as a battering ram to smash into Virus and knock him back to the floor. RS then drops the steps right on the ribcage area of Virus to keep him immobile. RS turns to the side of the ring and reaches under the skirting. He pulls out a table and slides it into the ring as the fans start to chant "Table!" Virus still lays on the floor still wounded. RS pushes the ring steps aside and pulls Virus to his feet and slides him into the ring. RS climbs in and goes right after his opponent. RS lifts Virus to his feet and clamps on a Side Chin Lock and RS drops to the mat snapping Virus on his shoulder with an Ace Crusher and Virus falls backward to the mat. RS now pulls the table to the middle of the ring and unfolds the legs to set it up. He pulls Virus to his feet, scoops him up and Body Slams him right on the table. RS heads for the corner now and climbs the turnbuckle all the way to the top, the fans cheering in anticipation of a high risk maneuver. Virus comes to life and rolls off the table just as RS sets to take off. RS jumps down now as Virus escapes to the outside of the ring near the door. RS jumps down and moves Mayhem out of his way to persue Virus. Mayhem steps back in front of RS and the two begin to exchange heated words once more.

Shaun: "Say Ronnie, you got a key for the door?"

Veronica: "No, I made sure that only our senior official had that key."

Shaun: "Well guess what, I just stepped ahead of you this time."

Veronica: "Hey wait a minute..."

Before Veronica can finish Dupree darts away from the booth and pulls a key out of his pants pocket and tosses it through the cage at Virus and quickly heads back to the booth. Virus snatches up the key and maneuvers it through the door to unlock the padlock. Virus pushes the lock out and kicks the door open, but he is nailed from behind by a RattleSnake forearm to the back. RS locks his arm around the head of Virus from the side, he attempts a Side Russian Legsweep, but Virus turns and drives a knee right into his sternum. Virus now locks RS from the side facing the opposite direction and he snaps RS to the floor with a Reverse Russian Legsweep, a move known as the Totmacher used by his former partner VAC. Virus gets to his feet, standing in the doorway of the cage as he waits for the RattleSnake to get up. Meanwhile Mayhem begins to question Virus about how he got out of the cage. Virus introduces Mayhem to his middle finger and the charges RS who is up, and Virus connects with the Puncture Wound knocking Snake back with his head smacking against the edge of the ramp. RS appears to be out cold and Virus looks down at his opponent in approval of the vicious Spear that layed the Snake out. Virus turns toward the cage now and starts to climb it. Virus makes his way to the top foot by foot and the Pittsburgh crowd tries to revive their match favorite with loud "RattleSnake!" chants that echo through the arena. Virus reaches the top of the cage and cautiously walks the top of the cage to check its sturdiness. He appears satisfied and stops a few feet from the edge of the cage and measures up his opponent. Suddenly the crowd roars as the RattleSnake almost jumps to his feet like a lightning bolt ran through him. He quickly approaches the timekeeper's table and jerks a chair right out from under the timekeeper. RS heads back over near the ramp where he was laid out and challenges Virus to jump. RS winds up with the chair but Virus thinks better of the situation and challenges the Snake to join him on the cage.

Shaun: "Get up there you little sissy. You think you're so bad then show him what you got!"

Veronica: "Looks like you're gonna get your wish Shaun O. In just moments we'll be calling Rage On Top of the Cage."

The RattleSnake continues to climb the cage with the chair hanging over his shoulder. Virus calmly waits and encourages his arch rival to reach the top of the cage Shaun and Veronica both look up and anticipate what happens next. Mayhem stands at the bottom of the cage looking up, trying to decide whether to go up there with them or not. RS reaches the top and Virus helps him up. Virus drives his forearm into Snake's back repeatedly. Virus pulls Snake right into a Front Face Lock, Virus pulls RS into the middle of the top of the cage. Virus with a DDT attempt but it is cut off as RS is able to drive the chair right into his ribcage. Virus releases the hold and RS gets free. The Snake winds up and nails Virus with the chair right to the top of his skull, and one more lands Virus on his back. RS tosses the chair aside and lifts Virus to his feet and up into a Fireman's Carry. The Snake walks to the edge of the cage and it looks as if he may try to throw Virus off. Virus clings tight to RS and tries to pull back, causing RS to stumble backwards and he falls on top of Virus with the Somoan Drop, but Virus turns it into a Victory Roll for a cover, but there's no referee. From the floor Mayhem slams his hand against the cage, 1...2... RattleSnake appears to get free and Mayhem stops the count.

Shaun: "How can that idiot count from down here, they're 20 feet above him! I swear Virus had him, slow count on Mayhem's part. Perhaps the son of a bitch needs to be replaced."

Veronica: "That was a fair count from my view Shaun...if only you would pay closer attention. I will be the judge of whether Mayhem needs replaced, and don't get your hopes up about being that replacement. The top of that thing is looking a little bent anyway, so I don't expect they'll be up there too much longer."

Meanwhile RS and Virus slug it out on top, both men trying to gain the upperhand. RS ducks under another fist from Virus and clamps a body lock on his opponent. RS lifts Virus up and down with Spinning Spinebuster, bowing the cage down just a little bit more. RS gets up to his feet again and pulls Virus up. RS gets behind Virus and locks on a Sleeperhold. Snake takes a step back for the Fatal Impact, but Virus uses his neck and upper back muscles to lean forward and pull RS off the cage and on to his back. Virus reaches up and flips the Snake over. Virus stops for a moment to try & ease his aching back. He pulls RS to his feet, but before he can do anything RS grabs his arm and goes for a Short Arm Clothesline. Virus ducks it and wraps his arm around Snake's chest. Virus picks RS up and jumps in the air and both men crash through the cage as a result of Total Impact...along with a huge fall to the mat.

Shaun: "Did he just pull that off? TOTAL IMPACT! Love it or shove it baby, it's over!"

Veronica: "I have to give Virus credit there, that was simply heartstopping! They're both down on the mat after the 20 foot plunge from the top of that cage which we knew was about to give way. It's not over yet Shaun, Virus doesn't look like he's capable of making the pin...but the RattleSnake isn't moving and now Mayhem is counting."

Virus tries to feel around for RS to try and make a pin. Virus was fortunate enough that part of his body landed on top of the Snake's. Nevertheless Mayhem counts the two individuals out... 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8.. Virus finally figures out where RS is and pulls himself forward and lays an arm over him for the cover, 1...2...3!

Shaun: "Goodnight Irene! I hate to say I told you so. Sorry to spoil our fun here V, but I feel a little celebration in order. You know my place isn't too far from here, feel free to pop in later tonight if you get lonely."

Veronica: "Thanks, but San Antonio sounds better to me right now."

Winner of the match: Virus!

Just as Shaun is about to head to the ring he receives some shocking news through his headset. He looks at Veronica who waves her arms and shakes her head as if she is clueless as to what is going on.

In the back we see a bandaged up Flaherty grabbing the clipboard for the 6 pack Hardcore Challenge, it looks like he's going to sign his name first but Slayer comes over and snatches the clipboard away from Eric. The two men argue back and forth as to who'll sign first. Domy comes in and he takes the clipboard away, he says he's the only hardcore wrestler of the bunch. Wokateachi and Jeff Storm come over they want in on what's going on, a UWA roadie tells them of the news and all three men want to sign their names. A punch is thrown, no one sees it but all of a sudden, all 6 men are starting to beat the hell out of each other as a battered Leatherface is now seen in the middle of the brawl. UWA president Shaun Dupree comes in and tells security to break it up. He asks what's going and a staff member tells them of the news. He's surprised at this, he didn't approve a hardcore title for his company. He reads over the clipboard, he notices the signature on the bottom, it reads "Shin". Dupree takes off the paper and is about to rip it when someone snatches it from his grasps. It's Shin! They're face to face for the first time since Dupree laid out the Commish. Shin speaks.

Shin: Just what were you going to do with this? Rip it up? I think not. Dupree, you've pretty much made your intentions known on the hardcore division, you don't want it? Fine but seeing as you over-see the world title, V oversees the US divison, well I need a division of my own.

Shaun: You know what? You're absolutely right, the more involved you are with this division, the less time I have to deal with you, have fun with your backyard morons.

Shin is a little shocked at Shaun who didn't put much of a fight. Shin tells the 6 people in the room that if they want to fight, they're going to get it at Project Genesis. He leaves the room as security storms in to break up the scuffle.

Ian: "It's official now, the UWA now has a Hardcore Division and next week at Project: Genesis there will indeed be a new Hardcore Champion crowned."

Rob: "That I don't understand. I can't believe Dupree gave up that fight, I know how much he dislikes Hardcore Wrestling along with the violent gimmick matches we've been seeing as of late."

Ian: "On some other notes the RattleSnake had to be helped from the ring and rightfully so, that was one huge fall he took. Virus was lucky enough to walk away under his own power. But it's time to go back to the ring for the World Title Bout."

Amber:In our final of our double main even, the following is a world heavyweight title match. The challenger hails from Tuscaloosa, Alabama, weighing in at 205 pounds, a former Navy Seal, all salute Judd Davis!"

"Instrumental to SICKNESS" begins to play. The UWA-Screen shows clips of Davis doing Navy SEAL training. Judd Davis calmly makes his way to the ring, on the receiving end of a mixed reaction from the fans, he slides into the ring staring at his two opponents.

Amber: "His opponent, he hails from Los Angeles, California, he weighs in at 272 and one quarter pounds, he is the Underground Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion, Dazed!"

"Killing In the Name Of" plays and the World Champion makes his way to the ramp wearing a white trenchcoat with the title draped over his right shoulder, he soaks in the boos from the Pittsburgh crowd. He takes off his jacket, takes the world title off his shoulder, kisses it once and hands it to the referee. The ref shows it to Davis and shows the 20 pounds of gold to the crowd. Davis comes over and looks over Dazed. Dazed starts the match off with a right hand that rocks Davis back. Davis wipes his mouth off, he lets a punch of his own that connects on Dazed's jaw. Dazed yells him to hit him again. Davis just does that with huge rights to Dazed's face, Dazed won't go down though, Davis bounces off the ropes, he connects with a clothesline but Dazed is shaking his head and yelling at Davis! Davis now connects with a shin kick, a thigh kick, a roundhouse and a spin wheel kick combo that knocks the champion down. Davis picks up Dazed, Irish whip, he comes back and Davis jumps on his shoulders and takes him down with a frankensteiner. Davis gets on top of Dazed in a mount position and lets loose with some right hands to the fallen Dazed. The ref tries to break it up but Davis shoves him off!

Ian: Judd Davis is showing a new intensity in this match. He knows what's at stake.

Rob: Dazed has gotten inside his head but it looks like the champ just made things worse for himself.

Davis finally lets the attack go, he picks Dazed up and applies a front face lock on the heavy hitter from LA drives him right back to the mat with a DDT. He drags Dazed by the corner, he quickly climbs the turnbuckles, and goes to the top rope, he jumps off with a Swanton bomb but the only thing he connects is the mat. Dazed rolls out of the way, Dazed picks up Davis, whips him into the corner, and squashes Davis with a clothesline. Davis falls face first to the mat, Dazed slaps on a camel clutch. Davis is too close to the ropes however, so Dazed has no choice but to break the hold. Dazed right on top of Davis though, Irish whip, Davis comes back and Dazed picks him up in a sideslam, twirls him around and drops him down. Tilt-a-whirl-slam on Judd Davis! Dazed picks up the man from Alabama, goes behind hin, rear waist lock and takes down Judd with a German suplex. Davis head and neck are crumpled up with a loud "Thud". Dazed quickly slaps on a dragon sleeper but Davis makes his way to the ropes. Dazed is a little frustrated.

Ian: Dazed has recovered nicely from the quick start of Judd Davis.

Rob: Davis is a tough cookie, this guy was a Navy Seal, you know the hell that those guys had to go through for that kind of training? Dazed is gonna have to pull something out of the ordinary to put this soldier down for the count.

Ian: Are you feeling alright? You actually had something intelligent to input.

Rob: Blow me Ian. I am a broadcast journalist you know.

Dazed now climbing the turnbuckles, he dives off with a frogsplash but no water in the pond for that belly flop. Davis quickly rolls Dazed into an arm bar submission, the former SEAL yanks back on the arm but Dazed gets his feet to the ropes. So so close. Davis now has the upperhand, he whips Dazed into the turnbuckle, Davis follows it up with a dropkick that smashes Dazed's head to the turnbuckles. Davis unleashes another wicked kick combo to the champ sending the big man from LA down. Davis puts Dazed on the top rope, he positions himself for a high-risk move off the top, Davis tries a frankensteiner but Dazed counters it to a sit-down powerbomb off the top rope that bounces Davis like a basketball! Dazed doesn't go for the cover, instead he parades around the ring showing off his muscles to the crowd. Dazed wastes too much time though, he turns around expecting a downed Davis but instead gets a standing roundhouse kick that floors the champion! Davis picks up Dazed, a swift kick to the midsection that causes the big man to double over, Davis bounces back from the ropes, he connects with a vicious axe kick to the back of Dazed's head. The crowd is not solidy behind Judd Davis as they start stomping their feet and clapping their hands. Davis picks up Dazed, he bounces from the ropes and measures Dazed with a kick, Dazed blocks it, but Davis uses his free leg to connect with an enzugiri to Dazed's head. Dazed doesn't go down though, he's a little wobbly, Davis hits the ropes again, he comes charging back, he attempts a spinwheel kick, Dazed ducks it but Davis lands on his feet, Dazed goes for a clothesline but Davis takes him down in a Fujiwa arm bar and tries to hyper-extend the champ's elbow but again, Dazed makes his way to the ropes.

Ian: It seems to me that Davis is focusing on the arm of Dazed, smart game plan.

Rob: I dunno, neither man has been concentrating on a body part, they've just been beating each other to a bloody pulp so far. Maybe that will change now that we've talked about it, that stuff always happens, you know kinda like how when you watch basketball, they say a guy is a good free-shooter, then he clanks two bricks on his next shots.

Ian: Just say it's a coincidence, I'll give ya a thesaurus the next time we go to the library.

Rob: Library? What's that?

Davis now has Dazed in an hammerlock position, he picks him up and slams him on the canvas while still in the hammerlock position. Davis now stomping on the arm, making sure to wear it down. Davis now puts the arm of Dazed and extends it out, he quickly hops on the second rope and drops the knee on the arm. Dazed is on his back, Davis applies a scissor lock on the arm with his legs and falls backwards while holding the big man's arm. Judd pulls down on the arm and hyperextends the elbow across his own body. Cross arm breaker on the big man, the pain is really getting to him, he flops around a bit but refuses to give. He finally inches his way to the ropes, to force a rope break, Davis releases it while Dazed shakes his arm trying to get some feeling back to it. Both men tie up again, this time Dazed puts Davis in a sidehead lock, he floats over to the back and slaps on a chicken wing crossface, he's got it locked in the middle of the ring! Davis inches his way to the ropes and somehow grabs the ropes. Dazed releases the hold as Davis is slow to get up, Dazed capitalizes by unleashing some double axe handles to the neck of Davis. Dazed with an Irish whip, Davis comes bouncing back, and this time, he's met by Dazed who slaps on a sleeper right in the middle of the ring. Davis alertly counters it to a jawbreaker breaking the hold. Judd is a little weary from it, both men get up at about the same time, Dazed throws a big haymaker, but Judd catches his arm, hip toss, he sits down on the arm and bends it back again trying to hyperextend the elbow! Davis really yanking back on that arm, Dazed is screaming in pain but again he makes it to the ropes.

Ian: Did you see that counter by Judd Davis? He must have learned that in the SEALS.

Rob: He probably picked it up watching some Bruce Lee movies. Anyways, I think Davis has this in the bag if he doesn't do anything stupid....

Davis decides he has to unleash a big move from the top, he climbs it up, he pauses to measure Dazed, he dives off with a swan dive head-butt but all he hits is the canvas. His head bounces off the mat and he's clutching his neck. Dazed picks up Davis, he lifts him for a Sidewalk slam, he gets a running start and smashes Judd into the middle of the ring. BULLDAZER! Dazed flips Davis over and immediately slaps on a camel clutch, he drops all his weight and really cranks back on Judd's neck. Davis refuses to give, he's in the middle of the ring, with nowhere to go, he inches his way to the ropes slowly but all that weight on him is really taxing him, he's mere inches away from the ropes, he reaches for it but he falls just a tad short. His arm falls limp. The ref checks him and stops the match.

Winner and still world champion: Dazed!

Ian: "Dazed has prevailed again! Worst Case Scenario is 2-0 tonight and they have to be on top of the world right now."

The UnderTron comes to life with a scene from the back as we see Dupree, Venom, and Shin all gathered in Shaun's office, with Venom and Shin signing their names to a document. Shaun stands up from his desk and looks into the camera.

Shaun: "Here it is, the official contract is complete. Signed by myself and my partners, but also Dazed and Virus. Next week it will be Dazed one on one with Virus at MSG!"

The fans in the arena erupt as Dazed shoots a pissed off look toward Dupree and the Tron.

Ian: "A worst case scenario for Worst Case Scenario."

Shin: "It's about time you come to your senses."

Veronica: "Sorry to tell ya Dazey, but your little title just might be slipping away from you, and into your partner's hands."

Dupree moves toward the door.

Shaun: "Title? I don't recall anything about any titles. What you just signed was a contract for a Non-Title match. And you guys underestimate me? Buenas Noches."

The scene shifts to a dressing room where an attack is taking place. The RattleSnake is being assualted with a chair by an unknown assailant who's back faces the camera. Time after time he smashes the chair into the back of RattleSnake's head. Finally the man drops the chair and turns around to face the camera. This face appears very recognizable...

"Greetings UWA, it is time for the unleashing of the Wolf."

Rob: "I love it all! Lonewolf is in town and he has made his mark on the Snake tonight."

Ian: "Lonewolf aparrently that Free Agent that Veronica welcomed to the arena, maybe it was a big mistake! Dazed and Virus next week at Project: Genesis but that damn Dupree pulled one over the eyes of everyone, and it will be a non title match. We are out of time, for the Obnoxious Rob Noxious, this is Ian Matthews saying so long and see you at Madison Square Garden next week!"

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