| Match#1: "Oldschool" Tony Reynolds vs. Fishin' Frank This match was totally technical with headlock after headlock. The fans soon began to boo the wrestlers as there was NO hardcore in this match but it didn't matter as the match was soon over when Tony Reynolds rolled Fishin' into a smallpackage for the win. Interview#1: "Oldschool" Tony Reynolds and Fishin' Frank After the match, Tony got up and continued to say that hardcore sucked and was for pussies. Fishin' then stood up and said, " I like your style, i'm on your side on this one.". So it seems we have a new force in UWC trying to bring hardcore wrestling to an end. Interview#2: Peter Bruin takes the mic. Peter states that he doesn't deserve to have to face Havik, he's a damn UWC superstar and he's gonna make a mochery of Havik unlike anyone he has before! Match #2: Peter Bruin vs. Havik The rookie Havik definately gave it all he had with chairshots to the back and head of Peter Bruin leaving Peter begging for him to stop. Peter Bruin's savior would be a low blow as after he did this he took control of the match and set him up for the "No Laughing Matter" for the victory. Interview#3: Time for the "Return of the Legend" Drumroll...and the legend is...Happy Guy!!!...Happy Guy???...he's the legend?! Happy Guy goes on to say that he knows that his wresstling style hasn't been really working for him so he's decided to change it to...Lucha Libre!!! he then states that his new name is El Happy Mucho!!! Match#3: El Happy Mucho vs. the Full Bearded Canadian The FBC totally slaughtered El Happy Mucho as he had UWC's new weapons, the pans, FBC continued to beat El Happy Mucho over the back until it was pink! During the match, Pec Parka came in and beat up the ref as he gave him a scissors kick, Pec Parka then continued to rip off the ref's shirt and put it on. All through the match, the FBC was getting screwed out of the win as Pec would count slow, or attack the FBC, he continued to do a leapfrog body splash over a ladder but in the end, the FBC chokeslammed El Happy Mucho, turned around and also chokeslammed Pec Parka, he pinned El Happy Mucho and grabbed Pec's dead hand and made him do the count for the 1-2-3. After the match, Pec and FBC battled until Pec dived onto FBC and a bunch of UWC security. Interview#4: The Bum The Bum says that ever since Adam Dunn Douglas stole his friend, Mr. Wiggles, he hasn't been the same. He is then calling out the person who stole his Tag-Team Tornado titles in a handcuff match, but he's the only one who is handcuffed!!! Kong then reveals himself as the man who stole the belts. Match#4: The Bum vs. Kong in a handcuff match where only the Bum is Handcuffed for the Tag-Team Tornado Titles Nobody knew the logic to the Bum's move hear as all he did this match was get beat over the head repeatedly with chairs, pans, titles, and other delights. The Bum had no chance during this whole match as Kong finished him off with a chokeslam. Kong can now choose any partner of his choice to help him defend him belts. Match#5: Saffire vs. Ray Mosher in a non-title match-up This was a very competitive match-up because both superstars had something to prove. Saffire surprisingly controled the majority of the match, he thought he had it in the bag once he hit the "Pyramid Plunge" but Ray kicked out, they continued to battle until, BAM! Catfucker, Catfucker, then the 1-2-3!!! Ray Wins!! |
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