The winner of this match would win a contract with UWC; all of these competitors were from the "Boot Your Ass Camp". The FBC controlled the beginning of the match with his sheer strength and brutality, that is, until Terrin and Havik started to beat him with certain weapons (especially Terrin with the bat, he was totally sadistic. A chokeslam to Havik and a powerbomb to Terrin gave the FBC the win.
Interview:
Glen Matthews then congratulated the Full Bearded Canadian on a brand spanking new UWC contract; Glen then informed him that in his first official UWC match, he would face Ace in a table match. FBC got pissed and started to scream profanities of how Ace better not touch his ass.
Interview:
Glen Matthews then interviewed Adam Dunn Douglas and congratulated him on his newly won titles along with the Bum; A.D.D. then explained that someone had stollen their belts. The Bum then came out drunker than ever and continued to accuse A.D.D. of steeling the belts and pawning them. The Bum then said that they were no longer a team, and the Bum revealed his new partner...Mr. Wiggles (a 6 inch plush toy). They then challenged eachother to a match for the tag titles.
Match #2: Tag-Team-Tornado Champ. with Adam Dunn Douglas vs. The Bum w/Mr. Wiggles
These two started the match off quick with lefts and rights, A.D.D. almost knocked the Bum out of commision with a drop toe hold into the garbage can. They would battle back and forth with the Bum once again taking numerous amounts of chairshots (I bet those are a reason for his personality) but A.D.D. couldn't fight back once the Bum gave him a Bummer from atop the picnic table!!! After the match the Bum continued to celebrate with Mr. Wiggles until A.D.D. hit him in the back of the head and stole Mr.Wiggles. When the Bum woke up he started to scream ,"NOOOOO", while the song "passionate kisses" sung by Anne Murray (the Bum's theme music) played in the background.
Match #3: Tables Match between the Full Bearded Canadian and the returning Ace
All I can say is poor poor Ace, Neither of these 2 competitors wanted to face each other but they had to none the less. FBC contolled this entire match except for 2 seconds where Ace hit FBC with a chair then he fell down and Ace did a certain disturbing dance over FBC, all of the rest match was a slaughter with FBC in control. Ace was being stupid and setup a ladder next to the table and tried to excape from FBC but FBC grabbed him and chokeslamed Ace through the table for the win.
Match #4: Singles Match between Havik and the Canadian Badass
Havik was getting a second chance to prove himself against the Canadian Badass and he used it well as he continued to fight on after being hit a huge assortment of weapons, dropped onto a chair from the picnic table; the Canadian Badass also was very strong at the ppv after he went for an elbow drop from the picnic table and smashed his elbow on a metal chair, he also was dropped on his head. In the end Havik hit the Twister but didn't go for the pin, instead he showboated for the camera and while he did this the Canadian Badass grabbed him and did his Maple Leaf's Edge to get the win. Your winner, the Canadian Badass
Match #5: Canadian Champ. Match with Saffire challenging Pec Parka
Again, these two delivered an awesome mixture of technicality and hardcore with a leapfrog legdrop over a ladder, flying headscissors, tons of trash can shots , i don't want to give away much more on this match because you'll see a lot more cool stuff from this match in the video montage. In the end Saffire delivered the Pyramid Plunge to Pec Parca for the win.
Match #6: UWC World Champ. Match with Brocus def. against Sky High (from R.F.W.)
I think everyone was surprised by the battle that Sky High put up, I KNOW Brocus was. This was an even match with Brocus and Sky High exchanging blows with trash cans, cheese graders, chairs, pans, ans others; the pan was the weapon that did the trick though as it busted Brocus open, after that a VERY cool camera shot occured as Sky High showed off Brocus' blood as he put him in a camel clutch right in front of the camera with the blood pooring down Brocus' face. Bocus was now officially pissed, he gave Sky High a small choke slam to temporarily incapacitate him for a few seconds, within those few seconds Brocus was able to setup a table, Brocus then gave Sky High a high impact chokeslam through the table and covered him for the 1-2-3. And still the UWC champ, Brocus!!!
The big surprise was announced after that by Scott Bailey, he stated that the main event at Hardcore Heaven will be between Wolfgang Stone and Brocus in a...
JAPANESE DEATHMATCH!!!