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| Before I start, I would like to mention that this was UWC's most solid ppv to date, it was awesome. THE WARPATH TOURNAMENT **1st Round Match-up: Havik vs. Y2Jew Jerry "the Jolting" Jew Jerry began the match by grabbing the mic stating that he has a new attitude and he is quote "One jew not to **** with". The match started a little slow but quickly picked up pace as Havik and Jerry continued to beat eachother with hardcore weapons. We thought the match was over when Jerry hit the Jew Drop, Havik was down for the pin but Jerry didn't pin him and kept beating him, Havik soon got a hold of a chair, hit Y2Jew with it, then he set up the chair and did his diving spear through from the chair for the 1-2-3 and his first UWC victory. **1st Round Match-up: Peter Bruin vs. Pec Parka Pec Parka came to the ring carrying his main weapon, the ladder. Peter Bruin controlled the early part of this match HARD moves like norther lights suplexes, vertical suplex's, and more but Pec soon took controll with the tv dinner tray, when Peter tried to gain some momentum by hitting Pec with our brand new garbage can (bought by Jason Nowe) but Pec just dropkicked it back into his face. Pec soon knocked Peter Bruin down and set up the ladder, he then did a senton bomb from the second last rung of the ladder, STRAIGHT down onto Peter Bruin's chest for the win. Now it will be Havik vs. Pec Parka in the Second Round... **1st Round Match-up: Mystery Opponent vs. Ray Mosher The "Mystery Opponent" was "Oldschool" Tony Reynolds to take on Ray "the catf***er" Mosher. As the match was getting ready to start, Ace ran down to the ring and when asked what he was doing, he said he was going to announce the match along with Devin Herrit. This match was hard to watch because most of the time you were laughing your ass off at Ace and Devin but the match was pretty much boring at first (when it was oldschool), then Ray said f*** it, and went hardcore with the trash can lid, cookie sheets, the garbage can, or whatever, he just controlled the rest of the match but won the match with the Catf***er. Ace then went to congratulate Ray when Raygave him the Catf***er. **First Round Match-up: Saffire vs. Terrin First of all, Terrin amazed everyone in attendance by putting on a great match with Saffire. These two were hitting eachother as hard as they could with all their might. Terrin and Saffire both put eachother through hell as they hit eachother with kendo sticks, garbage cans, wooden shutters and other ****. The crowd was surprised of how much of a good fight Terrin was putting on, Terrin even hit the rock bottom on Saffire but only got a 2 count, while arguing with the ref, he made a rookie mistake by turning his back on Saffire and when he did turn back around, Saffire delivered the Tombstone Piledriver for the win. Now it will be Ray Mosher vs. Saffire in the second round... **Second Round Match-up: Havik vs. Pec Parka Havik gave all he had in this match as he gave and took in pain. These two were beating eachother senceless with UWC's hardcore weapons. Pec Parka hit most of his spots like his tray sidekick, legdrop to the groin, RVD style insaguri, and a perfect leapfrog ladder leg drop. It looked like Havik was gonna win with his diving spear but Pec reversed it with his new move...THE BLUE MYST!!! Pec then cover Havik for the win. **Second Round Match-up: Ray Mosher vs. Saffire These two knew that they'd have to give their all in this match inorder to win, and boy did they ever! Early on in the match, the crazy hardcore started as Ray got out the cheese grader and took it to Saffire's forehead ripping his flesh apart (I aint kiddin'!!!), he was cut to hell, the next hardcore big thing was Ray duct taped Saffire's arms to a tree (like Jesus, lol), and Ray got a kendo stick and beat it over his head repeatadly, Saffire was now down on his knee's when Ray set up a cookie sheet on Saffire groin and dropkicked the pan; next Saffire drop toe holded Ray into a chair, Ray soon took control as he reversed an irish whip and threw Saffire onto a ladder, soon after Ray hit the Cat****er for the win. Now it Will be Ray Mosher vs. Pec Parka in the finals of the tournament... **The Warpath Finals Match-up: Ray Mosher vs. Pec Parka This was the first time that these 2 battled and boy it was entertaining! Ray was controlling most of the beginning countering almost all of Pec's moves, he even countered the blue myst, by putting a cookie sheet up (note: the myst hit Mike Nauss as well). Pec now took controll of the match and set up Ray for a senton bomb, as Pec Parka climbed to the top rung, Ray got up, and pushed the ladder and Pec fell off...ONTO A GARBAGE CAN!!!(note: don't bother looking for that in the video montage becasue the camera man messed up and missed it). Pec soon got the momentum back but lost it again when he went for a moonsault and Ray moved. Another cool spot in the match was when Pec smashed 4 consecutive shingles over Ray's head. Ray then hiptossed Pec onto a ladder and then ...what's this? it's Saffire, he has a kendo stick! him and Pec Parka are facing off!!! now they turn their heads and look at Ray, they then beat Ray to crap with kendo sticks and give him a double Tajiri kick for Pec Parka's victory!!! Saffire then said that "It has begun", I shutter to beleive what he meant. **Main Event: the Full Bearded Canadian challenges Wolf Stone for the UWc title Wolf Stone went for a spear right away just to be knocked right on his ass; when FBC came out, he brought the chicken wire. This match was retarded as Wolf Stone and FBC both smashed kendo sticks over eachother's heads, Wolf Stone then beat FBC over the head with a pan and it didn't even move FBC...he was in his zone (note: in this match there was a tremendous amount of AWF bashing by announcers Matthew Tanner, and Devin Herrit) , Wolf Stone set up the ladder ontop of the garbage can an he ran an ramped himself off of it, only to be caught in mid air and chokeslammed. Wolf Stone looked like he was going to win when he hit the spear but Saffire ran in and gave him the tombstone piledriver and some weird flippy move. FBC then covered Wolfgang for the win and the title, AND THE NEW UWC WORLD CHAMP, THE FULL BEARDED CANADIAN!!! Saffire was sent to help FBC because Pec wanted to battle the FBC (who he hates) instead of Wolfgang. BACK |