To absolutely no one's surprise, "Amazing" Amy Adams took out "Avenue's Own" Tiffany Park in the first match tonight. Well, that's not entirely true… Tiffany was surprised. Especially seeing as her T.N.T. tag partner Tonya Holvin was at ringside. Quickly vowing that the Missouri native must pay, "Tinsel Town" Tonya made it known she wanted Amy Adams next week. According to Amy, "Miss Tinsel Town better watch her mouth. This ain't Hollywood and ain't gonna be no stunt double to stand in for her when she steps in with me." I think Tonya can take that as a firm "I'll be there."

Dreamer brutally took apart "Malibu" Jane of "The Cali Connection" in the second match on the night, bloodying the young rookie, leaving a wound that required 8 stitches to close. While in the back being tended to by doctors and her partner "Venice Beach" Vicky, Jane commented on the match, "Look, Dreamer's tough, no doubt, but she didn't need to resort to that barbwire bat. That's her turf. I'd love to see how she does on mine."

Her partner Vicky laid out the challenge, "Jane played it one-on-one with you, now find a partner Dreamer, and see if you can handle The Cali Connection. `Cause, like, you will so wipeout." Most of Dreamer's remarks were too graphic to note here, but we can quote this much, "Girls, it's called Universal Wrestling EXTREME. You can't play, then go home. You want more? Cool, but I don't need a partner for you two prima ballerinas. See ya' next week." A handicap match between Dreamer and The Cali Connection has been booked.

It looks like a cold war is going to start hot and heavy in UWE. After a hard-fought contest, "The All-American" Cindy Majors found herself on the receiving end multiple RED STAR PRESSES from Star of The People's Army. It was only the timely intervention of Cindy's friend Beckie Adams that saved her from suffering more punishment. Unfortunately, as she headed back, Beckie was surprised in the entrance way by "Heartbreaker" Heather Harte and the SWEET KISS GOODNIGHT.

Backstage, Beckie couldn't be reached for comment, but I caught up with "The All-American" and she had this to say, "People like Star, Hammer, and Sickle have no place in this day and age. They want to drive UWE back to the dark ages and they think everyone will lay down for them because they are working for `the people.' Their Army isn't for the people, and I will fight them at every turn because the people… my people… want them gone.

"Beckie made herself a marked woman by helping me, but I'll be watching out for her and I'll be there to help if I'm needed. And one more thing, Heather Harte, it was awful convenient you just happened to be behind that curtain to superkick Beckie. If I so much as hear a rumor that you might have thrown in the Hammer, Sickle, and Star, then you are next on my list."

As predicted, The Young Guns, Emma Colt and Kelly Winchester, picked up the win over The Starlight Express. However, backstage, the manager of The Starlights, Gillian S. Luger, seemed oddly optimistic. I asked her how she could be so pleased when her charges ended up with the losing end of purse. She had this to say, "Miss Styles, money isn't everything. The Young Guns are looked at as one of the best tag teams in UWE. My Express took them on and held on for quite a while. That's a testament to their toughness and determination.

"That's why I've withdrawn my Express from the TV Title Tournament. I want them to concentrate on become a stellar tag team combination. I know, with time, they can be the very best in UWE. That's why I want these two ladies to face The Cali Connection, another fine UWE team. I know they've got a match next week, and that's fine. We've got the time to wait." The UWE Commission is considering the request at this time.

After getting disqualified for using her highly illegal heart punch, the HEARTACHE, Heather Harte brutally attacked Beckie Adams. Then, Cindy Majors arrived. Repaying Beckie for helping her earlier in the night, "The All-American" headed off the "Heartbreaker" and send her running with the LIBERTY-PLEX. With Commissioner Gordon's ruling that Star, of The People's Army, and Heather Harte would face Cindy Majors and Beckie Adams in next week's main event, tempers flared fast in the locker room.

Star had left the building at intermission, but her partner next week had this to say, "I don't think our little Commissioner has any idea who he is dealing with. I am the top rookie in UWE. I am the best there is in this company. I am part of a wrestling dynasty! And people think that some girl fresh off some farm in Kansas can hang with me? Get real. I am a heartbreaker and the first heart I'm breaking, is Beckie Adams'. As for Star, let her have Majors, but little miss country girl is all mine!"

Of course, I had to tell Beckie what Heather Harte said, and Beckie wasn't pleased by a long shot, "Dynasty? She's part of a wrestling dynasty? Yeah, well, so am I, and I'll take the DNA test to prove it if she will. I came here tonight for my debut. What's that girl do? She jumps me before the match, then hits me with that heart punch and goes and gets herself DQ'd. We both know why she did that, `cause she couldn't put me down for the count. She did get one thing right, Cindy and Star can deal with each other. But nothing stands between me and her next week."

Just our first show and things are already heating up. Beautiful, ain't it? I'll have more of what you didn't see next week, thanks to my backstage pass. Bye, now!