~We see a countdown 3.......2........1 A computer animated voice is heard throughout the arena "UWF Has risen from the dead and we bring to you Blood and Guts! A loud explosion is heard from the distance as the picture fades in and out, *We are experiencing technical......technical........technical......Suddenly we see pyro shooting out spelling out UWF. We see live a sold out Ford Field with the fans screaming and going absolutely nuts, waving their signs some reading UWF is Extreme, Chino Fears Razor and Haydee Marry Me. Faint by Linkin Park is played throughout the arena as the UWF fans continue to go crazy as Tim Floyd and Joey Numbers make their way down to ringside, they high five the fans along the walk way and take their seats.~

Tim Floyd
Welcome ladies and Gentlemen, UWF IS BACK!

Joey Numbers
Oh what a feeling this is, Tim, good to see you my man.....

Tim Floyd
Oh it certainly is great to be back, for those watching at home, this is an exclusive UWF event! For future notice, UWF can be seen on Satellite Television Channel 420, Yes we were lucky enough to get channel 420, don't ask me how but that's what we got. Now tonight we got just two matches on the return card.

Joey Numbers
That's right Tim, our gracious President Greg Monto decided he didn't want to overwhelm the entire roster before the holiday's ironically, we will see a UWF Elimination Ladder match for the Main Event, with the two wrestlers who grab the contracts earning the right to face each other one on one for the Hardway title at our return PPV titled "New Years Annihilation" And I say wrestlers not just men, because for the first time ever! I am glad to announce we have a female extremist!

Tim Floyd
That's right Joey, Haydee Hayes has laced up her boots and wants to be one of the guys

Joey Numbers
Now what I hear is that she had a very rough childhood, and she actually signed up to take out her aggression on the guys. So men beware, Lorraina Bobbit has nothing on this young lady.

Tim Floyd
Well before we start this first matchup lets send you to earlier tonight the fans entering the building prior to UWF's first show back.

~We see fans entering the arena with weapons in hand ranging from light tubes, to a fire extinguisher! One fans is seen pulling into the arena in a brand new 2009 Dodge RAM pickup with a landscaping trailer on the hitch.~

Joey Numbers
Who knows what could be in that trailer, its big enough for just about anything left to the imagination! Chino and Razor have really got their careers in store for them tonight Tim, I just hope they both make it out alive!

Tim Floyd
Before we start this match I'm being told from our medical staff that Haydee Hayes was rushed to the hospital after an apparent ambushed attack, we are being told that she has a ruptured spleen and possible kidney damage, needless to say she will not be in tonight's match, her spot on the roster for UWF is very well in question and in doubt. We will update everyone when more information is released. Now ladies and gentlemen without further a due, we would like to bring to you the return of UWF!

~The lights dim and smoke fills the main stage, an unannounced to the crowd Disturbed appears on an elevated stage. The begin to play Bring The Violence as Chino and Razor both walk out with respective weapons in their hands, Chino holding his signature barbwire kendo stick, Razor is holding a bag and a steel chair. They walk down unannounced by Jennifer Torres. Both men enter the ring, they drop their weapons and meet in the center of the ring, the ref looks at them both. They shake hands and the bell rings.~

Tim Floyd
Now that ladies and Gentlemen is a sign of respect from the world of extreme wrestling, two icon's of the sport, two friends going head to head in what they love the most

~Chino and Razor circle each other as a fan hops the rail with a log of light tubes. Security hesitates to take him down as he tosses the light tubes in the ring, Chino a sidetracked by the fan gets kicked in the gut and razor grabs the chair and within seconds of the bell ringing nails Chino with a chair shot. Chino doesn't seem phased. He looks at Razor and smirks, Razor cranks back again and nails Chino right between the eyes! Chino falls back and lands hard on his head, Razor begins to pump up the crowd as they begin to chant UWF UWF!~

Joey Numbers
Timmy, the old days are back. Chino takes a chair shot like its nothing then Razor lays him out cold!

Tim Floyd
Yeah, Cold? I don't think so, Razor better watch it!

~Razor is now standing on the top turnbuckle playing to the crowd, Chino gets to his feet and grabs the bag, he opens it up and dumps out tacks, nails, and broken glass. Unknown to Razor Chino is right behind him. He punches Razor in the back and then grabs him in the crucifix position. Razor is shaking his head trying to wiggle free but Chino slams him to the mat crashing into the mess of nails, glass, and tacks on the floor. He lets out a yell as Chino makes an early pin. The ref is not counting, Chino looks at the ref and grabs him, the ref points to the stage area where the Dodge Ram and Landscape trailer sit. Suddenly a man with a mask busts through the door with a barbwire light tube in one hand and a weed whacker in the other. He runs down the ramp and enters the ring, He smashes the barbwire light tube over Chino's head~

Joey Numbers
Who the hell is that guy?!

~Razor gets to his feet and goes to attack the masked man but he turns and strikes Razor with a kick to his groin area, he starts up the weed whacker and presses it against Razor's skin! Chino is busted open early into the match as he looks at Razor being attacked, Chino runs and nails a neck breaker on the masked man. Razor gets to his feet and exits the ring, a fan at ringside is yelling at Razor to grab a table. Razor shrugs his shoulders and agrees, he reaches under the ring and pulls out a table, the same fan gets Razor's attention, He hands Razor a can of gas! Razor smirks and high fives the fan, he slides the table in as Chino is in the ring with the masked man. He sends him into the ropes with an Irish whip and nails a spine buster! Razor climbs into the ring and sets up the table, Chino grabs his kendo stick and nails the masked man, he turns and Razor kicks Chino in the gut. He DDT's Chino and then places him on the table. He grabs the can of gas and pours it on Chino and the table~

Tim Floyd
Whoa! Whoa! I thought these guys were friends?! What is Razor thinking?!

Joey Numbers
Tim Razor is sending a message, just like in UWF of old and BWA, in that ring Chino is his biggest foe. Its the return of UWF and he wants to make it so Chino doesn't make it to Christmas!

~Razor pulls out a book of matches and lights a match, He is second from throwing it on Chino and the table when out of nowhere the masked man spears Razor! Chino rolls off the table and removes his shirt, he throws it at the masked man who catches it and distracts him for a split second, Chino super kicks the masked man and places him on the table, Chino grabs the log of light tubes from earlier and places them on the masked man, He grabs Razor and sends him into the corner, the fans are all on their feet as they chant TABLE TABLE! Chino lifts Razor up for a power bomb, and stops. He steps backwards and climbs the ropes!~

Joey Numbers
With friends like Chino and Razor, who needs enemies!

Tim Floyd
Five seconds ago Razor was going to set Chino on fire! Your going to complain that Chino is going to do this?!

~Chino lifts Razor up and drives him through the logs of light tubes and crashing through the masked man and the table! The fans are all cheering and chanting "Holy Shit Holy Shit!" Chino falls to his knees and makes a pin 1..............2...........Another fan interferes! He nails Chino with a chair to the back, Chino slowly gets up as the fan makes a break for it. Chino exits the ring and returns with a small painters ladder. The masked man is out as UWF officials come down and drag him out of the ring. Razor is getting to his feet as Chino is stalking him with the ladder, Razor gets to his feet and ducks a shot from Chino, he once again kicks Chino in the gut and suplex's him onto the broken glass, nails, and tacks. Razor gets to his feet and grabs the ladder, he sets it up and heads to the outside~

Tim Floyd
I expected these guys to be out of the ring by now, I don't know if I am impressed or disappointed!

Joey Numbers
Give them time Tim, you know these guys need to pace themselves!

~Razor is in the landscape trailer as Chino gets back to his feet. He gives chase after Razor and makes it to the trailer. He enters and seconds later we see Chino fly backwards landing hard on his ass. A loud noise is heard from the trailer as everyone is clueless. Razor exits with a chain saw! Chino gets to his feet and throws a garbage can at Razor, he hides behind a column as Razor is trying to attack Chino with a chain saw! Chino grabs a baseball bat from a fan, as he stumbles backwards he trips over some wires, Razor comes down with the chain saw but Chino puts the bat in between them blocking it, Razor laughs demonically as he begins to cut through the bat! Chino kicks Razor in the gut and Razor drops the chain saw cutting Chino's leg as it hits the ground. Chino screams as Razor is holding his stomach. Chino gets to his feet, he hobbles over to the fans and grabs a staple gun! Razor charges at Chino and takes him down with a spear of his own. Razor grabs Chino and nails a perfect fisherman's suplex on the hard concrete. He grabs the staple gun from Chino and grabs some dollar bills from another fan, he walks over to Chino and staples a couple of bills into the back of Chino, who lets out a vicious scream, he spins around and lands a right hook to the side of Razor's head stunning him for a second. Chino lifts Razor up and nails him with a belly to belly~

Joey Numbers
I didn't know these guys knew how to actually wrestle!

~Chino lifts up Razor and signals to the fans, he puts Razor on his shoulder and uses him as a battering ram and slams him into the landscape trailer! Chino walks over to the fans and gets a chair, and more light tubes. He places the chair on the ground and smashes a few light tubes over Razor, Chino grabs Razor and sends him onto the chair with a body slam! He picks up Razor again and carries him over to the top of the ramp. He looks down at all of the tables and electrical equipment. The fans are cheering as the ref is actually trying to stop Chino. Chino puts his hands around Razor's throat and lifts him up, He tosses him off the stage with a choke slam! Razor crashes through the tables as Chino looks on.~

Tim Floyd
Well Timmons can just about forget his chances at Razor I think Chino just killed him!

~And like clockwork, Tim Timmons appears behind Chino, Chino unknowingly turns around and gets a kick to the gut Timmons lifts Chino up on his shoulders and executes a perfectly placed T-Crusher! Timmons looks down at Chino and we can hear him "I got my stripes now BITCH!" Razor unbelievably begins to move down below by the wreckage of tables and slowly gets to his feet. He limps up the ramp and attempts a pin on Chino 1.............2..............Chino somehow gets a shoulder up at the last minute!~

Joey Numbers
Well Razor was right, Chino can't be stopped you can only hope to contain the beast.

~Timmons burns a hole through Razor as his eyes lock on. Razor jumps on Timmons and the two begin to go at it. Timmons gaining the upper hand being a fresh man, He lands punches sending Razor back down the ramp towards the ring. He knees Razor in the gut and scoops him up he tosses him in between the middle and bottom rope and plants him into the ring. Timmons slides in but Razor lands boots to the back of his head, Chino slowly gets to his feet and makes his way back down to the ring. As Chino slides in under the ring we hear a voice coming from the top of the ramp....

Timmons if you don't leave that ring your fired!

~The fans explode as President Monto is seen at the top of the ramp with a mic in hand.~

President Monto
You will get your shot at Razor soon enough! Until then....let these two animals tear each other apart!

~Timmons exits, although not happy. He slides in a barbwire kendo along with other weapons including a chair soaked in gasoline, and the ring bell! Chino and Razor look at each other and exchange right hands once more. They battle back and forth until Razor gains the upper hand after he pokes Chino in the eyes a la the three stooges. A stunned and partially blind Chino is now vulnerable for an easy attack which Razor identifies and grabs the ring bell *DING!* The echoing blow connects on Chino's head. His face covered in blood~

Joey Numbers
Chino is wearing the preverbal Crimson mask!

~Razor grabs the chair soaked in Gasoline and sets it ablaze, He sets it up and picks up Chino. He points to the chair in the center of the ring as the fans are going nuts! Razor leaps and nails a jumping DDT onto the flaming chair! Chino's face bounces off of it, he begins to roll around clutching his face, Razor goes for the pin fall 1..........2.............3!!!~

Tim Floyd
He did it! Razor tamed the beast once again! Chino is in dire need of medical attention. As well as Razor.

Joey Numbers
No time Tim, the elimination Ladder match starts NOW!

The first wrestler starts to walk down to the ring is Asher! Asher comes out with a baseball bat wrapped in barbwire but out of nowhere Tim Timmons comes running down the ramp and pushes Chino out of the way. Asher now runs down the ring as the UWF Staff members starts set the items around the ring.