Clips from last weeks Blood And Guts take us in as we see Tim Timmons and Danny Exodus claim their rights to the Hardway title shot at "New Years Annihilation" followed by a countdown. It reaches one and pyro explodes as Bring the Violence by Disturbed is heard throughout the arena. Tim Floyd and Joey Numbers are at ringside ready to call tonights action packed card

Joey Numbers
Welcome ladies and gents another fully stacked card tonight in our Christmas special. Most people had the entire week off, Not us! We're extreme and we're here to please you all!

Tim Floyd
From top to bottom, this has got to be one of the best cards ever in UWF. Also, we will have injury updates on Razor, Chino and the lovely Haydee Hayes.

Wait hold on, I'm being told "The Gift has just arrived at the arena and I don't think he is going to be happy to hear about tonights match.

Chris Coleman is seen running up to The Gift as he walks in wearing his street clothes, a pair of denim jeans and a Anti Extreme t-shirt on. Chris approaches him as The Gift walks past him like he isn't even there...

Chris Coleman
You can just walk past me, but I doubt you will be able to do the same tonight against Matt Starr in your Barbwire match....Courtesy of Mr. Monto.

The Gift turns around and removes his sun glasses, he pulls out his cell phone and begins to call his agent. He starts to walk towards Chris Coleman as we hear him talking to his agent

The Gift
Barbwire Match?! What is this place? An insane asylum?! Barbwire Matches? Chain Matches? Man, I didn't sign up for this! I thought UWF was United Wrestling Federation, who would ever want to be part of a Ultraviolent? Revolution? Well I don't care, I'm not wrestling Matt Starr in no god damn Barbwire match. Fine me? Break the contract! How much do I have to pay? 10 million?! F*ck THAT! I'm leaving right now, If Matt Starr wants me, tell him he can come find me!

Chris Coleman
So Gift, any words to Matt Starr?

The Gift hangs up his cell phone and looks deep into Chris Coleman

The Gift
Yeah tell that Extreme ASS HOLE, Come get me!

The gift walks away from Coleman and enters his car, he spins the tires and peels out of the parking garage as the South Philly fanatics are booing.

Joey Numbers
Can he do this? That was the Main Event! This is going to crumble UWF's Ratings!

Tim Floyd
Monto and Haney are smart men, they knew the risk when they signed the self proclaim "Anti Extremist"

Joey Numbers
Well I guess we will stay tuned.

Tim Floyd
 Well it seems like we are ready for out first match here tonight , Jason Myers vs Siven in a UWF Chain match, and allow me to explain real quick .Before the bell rings the ref must tie the Chain on each wrestlers right hand. This should be a good one Joey.

Joey Numbers
Yes. It will be a blood bath! These men may not hate each other yet, but that's the key word....YET! Lets send it to Jennifer Torres for the in ring introductions!

~Jason Myers Vs Siven~

Jennifer Torres
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is scheduled for one fall in a UWF CHAIN MATCH! Introducing first from Des Moines, Iowa weighing in at 287 pounds he is the "Devils Reject" Jason Myers!

Jason Myers comes out to "Never Gonna Stop Me". He raises his arms and moshes whilst pyro goes off around him, then makes his way down to the ring, rolls under the bottom ring rope, then kneels in the middle of the ring, raises his arms as pyro shoots from the turnbuckles

Joey Numbers
This guy absolutely scares the living shit out of me.

Tim Floyd
Joey, you can't lace your commentary with vulgar statements.

Joey Numbers
Ah, fuck it, where's Siven.....lets get this match going!

Jennifer Torres
And his opponents weighing in at 278 pounds from Cleveland, Ohio....He is SIVEN!

Siven's name flashes on the screen slowly at first. Each time his name appears a beep almost like a heart monitor at a hospital beeps. As a few seconds go by, the flashing gets faster and faster. Slowly it starts to flash from the name Siven to the face of Siven and back and forth. The rate continues to increase until Set me up by Project 86 hits and Siven walks out through the drapes. The screen changes to highlights from his previous matches. He stops just a few feet out and looks around the arena just to gauge the response. After a few seconds, he walks down to the ring without taking his attention away from the ring. He slides in under the bottom rope.

Tim Floyd
The ref is ready, Myers and Siven are locked on to each other's eyes....Lets hook em up and lets go! The chain is attached....


Jason Myers and Siven start out in the ring tugging the chain. Myers takes a swing at Siven but misses with the Chain. Siven doesn't! Myers goes to his corner and Siven tries to pull him back, Myers falls to his back. Siven follows it up with some vicious hits to the back with the chain. Myers is yelling in pain. .Siven grabs Helms and shoots him in ropes. As Myers bounces off of the ropes, Siven catches him with the Chain using it as a clothesline. Siven picks Myers back up and  whips  into ropes again and goes for a backdrop but Myers turns into a DDT. Both wrestlers lay there but Siven gets up first then Myers tugs the chain sending Siven face first onto the mat and Myers gets up. Myers start whipping Siven wildly.  Myers wraps the chain around Siven's neck. Siven is in the ropes, Myers tosses him out.

Joey Numbers
  Lucky for Siven that chain is long.

Tim Floyd
You ain't lying Joey or Siven would have been like Edwards and hung by the hands of Myers.

Joey Numbers
Maybe it should be. Look at that sick look on Myers face as he gets out the ring.


Outside of the ring, Myers runs Siven into the guard rail. Then begins to hit Siven repeatedly with his fist wrapped with the chain...finally tossing him back in the ring.   Myers who promptly t-bones Siven right on the head. Myers  picks Siven up and slams him to the mat, Myers off the ropes, elbow. Myers gets back up and Siven slowly gets up as Myers shows off to the fans. Myers turns to attack Siven but Siven is in his face.

Tim Floyd
News flash to Myers the fans here in south philly don't want a show off maniac like you. They want action and by the way Siven looks they are going to get it.

Siven and Myers are both up in each other face's with the chain wrapped around their fist, and it's a collar and elbow in the middle of the ring. Myers backing Siven up into a corner, he's going to work with chops in the corner. Myers sends him across the ring, Siven comes out and ducks a chain clothesline, he turns Myers around, belly to belly suplex. Siven  waits for Myers to get up, he nails him with a martial arts kick and Myers goes down to that mat. Siven covers but Myers has a foot on the ropes. Siven now is frustrated, he picks up Myers but Myers nails him in the gut. Myers sends Siven into the corner, he charges and is met with a boot to the face from Siven. Myers falls backwards to the middle of the ring. Siven moves in and puts him in a arm bar trying to get him to submit. Fierce is trying to get to the ropes and gets a hand on it and the ref break the hold.

Tim Floyd
I thought Siven had it there Joey.

Joey Numbers
Tim, Myers is insane and from my years with UWF people who are insane, can feel pain.

Tim Floyd
You know that's right.

 Siven shoots Myers into the ropes, catches Myers coming off the ropes in a cross body fashion, as he straddles the fallen Myers, the ref counts: One, two, kick out by Myers. Siven grabs Myers and shoots him into the corner again. Siven uses the chain to choke him and Siven getting wild begins bitting the helpless Myers. UWF Referee  holds Siven back momentarily. Siven picks up the referee and sits him on the top turnbuckle, then runs over to the corner and whips Myers with the chain in the head. Blood is coming from his head now

Tim Floyd
What a wild match to start off  Blood and Guts.

Joey Numbers
 Yes Tim how can you tell? From all the blood in the ring?


Siven picks Myers up and executes a Samoan Drop.  Siven climbs to the top turnbuckle. He leaps off and hits Myers with a double stomp to the chest. Two more whips to the back of Myers by Siven and he's out of the ring. Siven comes back with a chair. Myers whips the legs of Siven and he drops the chair. Myers picks up Siven and press slams him over the top rope and through the timekeeper's table. Myers goes outside, picks up a piece of the broken table and starts to stab Siven in the head over a half a dozen times. Blood is pouring out of Siven head as the ref pulls Myers off of him the EMT's come out to check on Siven. Myers pushes the ref and EMT's out of the way and starts to wrap the chain around Siven neck and choke the life out of Siven. Siven faces turn red as the blood rushes to his head and pouring out of the open wound and the ref yells to stop but Myers doesn't until he see that Siven body has gone limp and Myers lets go and shows off to the crowd as the ref checks on Siven who is out cold.

Jennifer Torres
Your winner by knock out....Jason Myers.  

Tim Floyd
Jason Myers is a sick, sick man Joey.

Joey Numbers
Well Tim, we just seen Siven and Jason Myers beat each other almost to the point of death, I think that little beef is far from over....Are you ready for our next match?

Tim Floyd
Yeah, Nichols vs Phantom, these two can't get enough of each other. Before we start, we are going to connect Via sat. with Chino, who is sitting in his home in upstate New Jersey

Joey Numbers
Chino, last week we seen both you and Razor take each other once again to the extreme and beyond! First we would all like to know how are you feeling after that incredible display of ultra violence?

Chino
Joey, Tim, I fought hard, although I lost, I once again proved that you can not kill me off. Razor,  another one in the books. A instant classic between two extreme icon's. Will it be the last one? not, we will see each other in that ring many more times. I can promise that!

Tim Floyd
Chino, rumors are running rapid that you have information on Haydee Hayes? You know who attacked her?

Chino
Yeah, I got info on her.....But I'd rather her tell you herself!

The screen goes fuzzy and a loud feedback sound is heard as we see "Connection Lost" on the screen

Tim Floyd
Well it seems to me like we lost our connection with Chino, expect to see him back next week when UWF kicks off the new year from The Asbury Convention Center in NJ

Joey Numbers
What did he mean by that? Haydee tell us herself?

~The Phantom Vs Will Nichols~

Jennifer Torres
Ladies and Gentleman, this next match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first From "Parts Unknown" weighing in at 365 pounds he is "The Phantom"

"Voices" by Rev Theory begins to play as the lights turn dark. Lighting strikes the stage turning the stage into a blazing inferno. Phantom steps out and slowly walks to the ring.

Jennifer Torres
And his opponent from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 235 pounds, he is "The Extremist" WILL NICHOLS!

Entrance music hits as goes for a few moments then out walks Nichols jumping and hyping up the crowd as a massive show of Green and White Pyrotechnics explode across the stage as the pyrotechnics stops Nichols starts to run to the ring slapping hands with fans as he passes them. Once at ring side he leaps onto the apron and jumps up rolling over the top rope and landing on his feet in the ring.

Nichols goes behind and grabs Phantom in a waist lock, but he’s quickly countered by Phantom who spins around and gets Nichols in the same position. Nichols counters that with a quick back elbow that finds its mark on the chin of Phantom, and then he flips the man onto his back with a hip toss. Nichols tries to follow up, but Phantom kicks up from his back, and drives both his feet into the kisser of Nichols. Nichols drops down, and both men roll up to their feet, striking fighting poses. The fans applaud the effort, and Nichols and Phantom begin to size one another up for another assault

Tim Floyd
 I'll be damn some wrestling.

Joey Numbers
Yeah Phantom is showing us he is more then just a brawler he can wrestle too.

They lock up once more, and Phantom gets the early advantage this time sending Nichols for the ride into the ropes. Nichols bounces back and leapfrogs a ducking Phantom. The Extremist springboards to the middle rope and flies back with a moon sault, but Phantom sees it coming and catches him midair and lands a sidewalk slam.

Tim Floyd
No!

Joey Numbers
 There’s a cover.

1… 2… Kick Out!

Tim Floyd
But no! Nichols stays in the game.

Phantom pulls Nichols up, and gives him a snap suplex right back down to the canvas.

Tim Floyd
Phantom now with a rear chin lock applied. It looks like he’s trying to wear Will Nichols down.

Joey Numbers
I know Phantom is a wild brawler, but maybe he got what it takes to make a great mat type wrestler.

Tim Floyd
I think he's showing everyone that Nichols isn't the only UWF wrestler with skills besides violent hard core brawling.

The ref has to break the hold as Nichols gets to the ropes. Phantom starts to pull Nichols up again, but the Extremist back drops Phantom over the top rope.

Tim Floyd
Nichols tips Phantom over the top rope….

Joey Numbers
But he landed on the apron.

Phantom reaches into the ring and gets his hands on Nichols’s head and neck. He steps backwards off the apron to the floor, dropping Nichols’s neck and throat across the top rope. Will Nichols goes down in some discomfort, and struggling to get breath. Phantom grabs a baking sheet from a fan. Phantom raises it up in the air as the fans cheer. Then Phantom slides into the ring waiting for the hurt Nichols

Tim Floyd
Looks like things are going to get little more colorful in the ring Joey.

Joey Numbers
Hell Tim, Things are going to get hard core!

Nichols is just back to his feet as Phantom raises the baking sheet for an overhead smash.

***CLANG!***

Tim Floyd
Super kick!!! From out of nowhere, Nichols scores with a super kick!

Joey Numbers
And now a perfect mold of Phantom’s face in that pan!

The fans pop for the shot, but quickly quiet down as Nichols gets up and goes after Phantom. The official tosses the broken cookie sheet out of the squared circle, as the action shifts back to wrestling. Nichols hauls up and whips him hard to the turnbuckles. Phantom slams back-first with the corner, and then takes a clothesline in the corner.

Tim Floyd
Nichols turning things up a notch here.

Joey Numbers
He needs to go all out if he wants to win this one Tim.

Nichols throws Phantom to the middle of the squared circle with a belly-to-belly suplex.

Tim Floyd
Great looking suplex from the challenger and here’s the cover…

1… 2…Kick Out!

Tim Floyd
No! Only a two count as Phantom gets the right shoulder up in time.

Nichols elects to keep Phantom on the canvas for now. He gets up, but drives a series of kicks into Phantom, and then drops a leg across his chest.

Tim Floyd
Will Nichols pulling Phantom up now… and a picture perfect vertical suplex! Nicely done.

Joey Numbers
Well this not a normal UWF style match up but the fans love it.

Nichols gets to the top rope. He stops for a second to look out at the UWF crowd… then gives them all a poses.

Tim Floyd
And it’s textbook! A flying head butt right to the chest of Phantom!

Joey Numbers
Will’s in total control now Tim.

Tim Floyd
He’s got himself into the driver’s seat for sure, but I’m not sure why he isn’t covering here?

Nichols lifts Phantom up for a piled river. He holds position for a moment, dangling Phantom upside down, allowing the blood to rush to his head before jumping up and spiking Phantom in the dead center of the ring.

Tim Floyd
Jumping pile driver! Jumping pile driver from Will Nichols!

Joey Numbers
Phantom’s neck can’t be feeling too good after that.

Tim Floyd
Do we have a winner? Here’s the cover…

1…2…Kick Out!

Referee
TWO!!!

Tim Floyd
NO!! Phantom kicks out at two! The match is still going, and Will Nichols can’t believe it!

Nichols pulls Phantom to his feet once more and whips him into the ropes. Nichols pats his leg and gets set, before throwing a super kick at the running Phantom.

Tim Floyd
Nichols went for another Super kick… but it’s ducked by Phantom!

Phantom rebounds off the ropes, and comes back at Nichols with force.

Tim Floyd
Big Boot!! Phantom with the Big Boot kick to the side of Will Nichols’s head!

Joey Numbers
That could be just what he needed to turn the tide.

Tim Floyd
Both men are down!

Both men are slow to move as the referee begins to apply the standing ten counts. He gets to five before Will Nichols, now sporting a splitting headache, gets to his feet turns to Phantom who’s still down on the canvas, but in an eye-blink Phantom raises up to his feet, getting a pop from the crowd, and a stunned look on the face of Nichols.

Tim Floyd
Phantom gets up!


Off his game plan, Nichols balls his fists, and throws a hay maker at Phantom, which Phantom easily ducks under.

Tim Floyd
Duck under… and a lariat to the back by Phantom.

Joey Numbers
Face first Nichols just landed. He may have busted his lip or lost some teeth.

"Nichols is slowed now, holding his face and checking for loose teeth. Phantom pulls him up again. Phantom lands a European uppercut and follows it up with a series of quick stiff kicks to the shins, which leave Nichols staggering.

Tim Floyd
No fans this isn't MMA this is UWF. We bring everything to the table from a long mix of match styles to the ring.

Phantom wipes some sweat from his brow then throws out his arms signaling he’s had enough. He pulls Nichols up, kneeing him hard in the gut as he does. Nichols  doubles over and Phantom grabs Nichols by the neck

Joey Numbers
Here comes the exclamation point! The Choke Slam that Phantom’s been saying he was going to do to Nichols Tonight!

From out of nowhere, before Phantom can hit the choke slam and put the match in the books, Nichols uses all his reserve to lock Phantom’s right leg with his leg. Nichols lifts Phantom up, and smashes him onto the canvas with some lopsided version of a spine buster.

Tim Floyd
But Will Nichols fights it off!

Joey Numbers
 That would have been all Tim. Nichols had the move well-scouted.

Nichols pushes himself up to his feet. He lets out a cheer, but he’s quickly brought back to earth as his appeal to the fans is met by boos and jeers. Nichols stalks Phantom as Phantom  pulls himself to his feet.

Tim Floyd
Nichols’ looking for the “Settle It Extreme”

Phantom stands up, Nichols waits for him to turn around and boom. Nichols lifts up the stunned Phantom quick then lands Settle It Extreme very fast as he been training for it. Nichols goes for a cover.

1…..........2….............3

Jennifer Torres
Winner of this match by pin fall..."The Extremist" Will Nichols..

We see the Gift outside of the mall in South Philly, surrounded by a bunch of fans sporting UWF shirts, he backs up and leans up against the wall, he sees a few men dressed like Santa and he runs and jumps on one yelling

"I got you Starr!"

He begins to punch away at the man and rips his "beard" off, The Gift stops and gets off the man, the other santa's all back off as Gift begins to yell some more

"Yeah you all know who I am...I'm the gift! Matt Starr doesn't have the balls to come look for me!

Tim Floyd
The Gift is on a mission of survival! He dodged last weeks elimination match and now he is running from Matt Starr!

The Gift feels a tap on his shoulder, the fans in front of him are all cheering, he shakes his head almost knowing what to expect. He slowly turns around and we see Matt Starr standing behind him with a chair in hand. He swings at Gift but The Gift ducks and kicks Starr in the stomach, he runs as the fans are going nuts!

Joey Numbers
An impromptu match?! Gift is running, Starr is giving chase?! We got action all over Philly!

Suddenly back in the arena we hear Misery Business play over the P.A System, Haydee Hayes makes her way out with a chain in hand. She stops at the top of the ramp and walks back behind the curtains, she returns pulling Asher out behind her! She drags his lifeless body down to the ring and rolls him into the ring. She balls the chain up around her fist and lays a few more punches to his face

Tim Floyd
What is this all about!?

Haydee grabs a mic and drags Asher to the middle of the ring.

Haydee
This piece of scum, this anti American piece of shit, figured I wasn't good enough to be "Extreme" in UWF

The fans begin to boo and chant USA USA Haydee smiles and nods her head, Asher begins to come to and Haydee kicks him in the head.

Haydee
Last week, before the rebirth of UWF, I was attacked, by this man right here! Asher! He thought I wouldn't recognize him, Well I did! I played you like the fool you are Asher, sending the false report of a damaged spleen, and kidney and whatever else that report said, all to make you think you did the job correct. I had some help though, I owe Chino, he told me where I could find you. Well Chino, next week I am requesting to President Monto that it be Asher vs Haydee Hayes with you as the special guest referee. I know UWF is no dq, complete hard core, I think its barbaric, but I'm not to shy to swing a chair and knock some teeth out, Asher, next week....Revenge is mine!

Haydee leaves Asher in the middle of the ring bleeding from his mouth as she walks up the ramp, UWF officials and EMT's rush down to aid Asher.

Tim Floyd
Well next up we have Kurt Cornell vs Goth, Goth coming off a some what average debut in the elimination match but now he gets a one on one shot against the newest signee to UWF.

The camera's rush backstage and we see Kurt laying in a pool of his own blood, Goth is standing over top of him and he looks around, he points to a ref who walks over, Goth yells "Count!" Goth pins Kurt as the ref is dumbfounded. He shrugs his shoulders and counts 1.....2.....3! Goth stands up and looks deep into the camera

Goth
Kurt, this only happened because of your lack of care. You didn't care to face me, you avoided all chances of public appearance to speak about your debut. President Monto sent me an email, and for my attack on you tonight I just earned myself a shot at the Hardway title at the PPV. You hear me Kurt!? Because I got my hands dirty with your blood, I repent, and I am rewarded. New Years Annihilation will be a triple threat match for that Hardway title. Maybe now you will be more focused on your life and career in UWF. Good things happen to people who pay attention.

Joey Numbers
Ok, so I am lost, Goth attacked Kurt backstage, pinned him and earns a title shot at the PPV?

Tim Floyd
Strange but true Joey....Strange but true.....

Joey Numbers
Any updates on Matt Starr and his hunt for The Gift?

Tim Floyd
Actually, we have the camera's in close chase of them both!

We see Matt Starr going through different clothing stores looking for The Gift, suddenly a arm slaps Starr in the back of the head, Starr turns and The Gift is throwing clothing racks in his direction, Starr hides behind a counter as Gift makes a break for the door, Starr runs and tackles Gift to the ground, he lands a few punches as Mall Security shows up. They pull Starr off of Gift and the referee explains what is going on

Joey Numbers
Don't ruin this match. It's just getting good!

Gift makes a break for the escalator as Starr is close behind, they make it and begin exchanging punches, Gift falls backwards as Starr climbs on top of the railing, he leaps and nails a leg drop! He goes for a pin. 1.........2.......Gift kicks out. Starr picks up Gift and whips him into a vending machine, a can of soda ejects and Gift grabs it. He smashes it over Starr's head. Starr has soda covering his face and Gift grabs a giant umbrella and swings at Starr nailin him in the gut. He opens it up and covers Starr with the umbrella. Gift runs over to a coffee stand and throws hot coffee onto the umbrella, we hear Starr screaming in pain as Gift runs and nails a spear on Starr.

Tim Floyd
Now Gift is showing what he is made of

The Gift grabs Starr and nails a reverse DDT. He attempts a pin but Starr kicks out before one. The Gift gets up and Starr escapes from the umbrella. Gift begins to run again, he enters a Mc Donalds and hides in the ball pit. Starr enters Mc Donalds and grabs fries from a lucky fan, he shoves them in his mouth as the fans point to the ball pit. Starr smirks and grabs a food tray.

Joey Numbers
Cookie Sheet, Check, Food Tray...Yup we got kitchen ware

Starr enters the ball pit room as Gift explodes out of the pit Starr sends him back down with a vicious shot with the food tray, Gift is busted open as Starr mounts him and begins to punch away. We hear The Gift gasping for air and out of desperation he kicks Starr in the balls. Starr falls over as The Gift exits the pit. He hobbles over to a fan and steals her water, he chugs it and throws the bottle at Starr.

Tim Floyd
Where is he heading to now?! This mall is huge but he can't hide forever!

The Gift makes a stand in the center of the mall, Starr limps out favoring his left knee as the fans circle around the two men, They lock up and Gift kicks Starr in his bad knee. Starr drops to the ground and and Gift kicks Starr in the head repeately. The Gift attempts another kick to the head but Starr grabs his foot and sweeps the ground from under Gift.

Joey Numbers
These fans are getting more action then they expected!

Starr grabs The Gift and whips him into a display car. Starr runs at Gift and spears him into the car door, leaving a huge dent. Starr smashes Gift head into the hood of the car over and over, Gift elbows Starr in the gut and smashes his head into the hood of the car. Gift picks up Starr and body slams him onto the hood. He looks around and climbs on of the vending machines, he scans the crowd with his hand and gives them all a thumbs down. He leaps but Starr moves sending Gift crashing through the windshield!

Tim Floyd
Oh I hope he has All State....Is The Gift in good hands?!

Joey Numbers
Not at all Tim, Starr is going to finish him off!

Starr grabs a fallen Gift and signals for a StarKO. The fans all erupt into cheers as Starr nails a StarKO onto the car! The ref is amazed as Starr makes the pin 1.........2...........3!

Jennifer Torres
The winner of this match...."The Matt Starr!"

Tim Floyd
Well ladies and gentlemen, this has been another classic episode of UWF's Blood and Guts tune in next week when we will see more blood and guts spilled in the ring, or maybe even in your own backyard! Happy new year to you all!